Chapter 116: Nuwa is Natural? A bamboo stone (ask for subscription!) )

"Ah~"

Bodhi Ancestor screamed and smashed into a mountain.

Dichen hurriedly chased after him, but when he fell, he found that it was Xuanyuan's tomb.

The Bodhi Ancestor is no longer visible, and his great Heavenly Immortal Recipe has the effect of refining the body.

If the dignified quasi-saint was stoned to death by a bracelet, Zhun Ti would probably die of shame.

However, this old way hid in Xuanyuan's tomb, which was a bit troublesome.

Di Chen thought about it, it was difficult for the quasi-saints to kill, and it was easy to attract the saints.

Now that we know that the Western religion is playing tricks, the goal has been accomplished.

Thinking of this, Dichen didn't stay any longer, and turned around and left this place directly.

After a long time, Zhun Ti came out of the hole on the edge of Xuanyuan's tomb, feeling a little embarrassed.

I was dizzy and dizzy after being beaten just now, and I got into this hole in a panic.

But I didn't expect it to be a fox hole, and I was stained with the smell of foxes, and my forehead also had a big bag.

"Bad luck~"

Bodhi Ancestor secretly took a sip and turned into rainbow light and left.

He still has a big matter to do, and he has no time to delay here, and he will avenge this revenge later.

......

Leaving aside the matter of the song for the time being, let's just say that this Nuwa Niangniang.

March 15 was her birthday, and according to custom, she was going to Huoyun Palace to celebrate her birthday.

The reason is simple, Emperor Fuxi is her brother.

In ancient times, Fuxi took care of Nuwa, so that there can be today's Nuwa saint.

Whether it is a human or a demon, a god or a demon, as long as you have emotions, you will know how to be grateful.

Nuwa's annual visit to her brother for her birthday is also a sign of respect.

After the banquet one day, Nuwa was also preparing to return to the palace.

I happened to pass by Chaoge and saw the incense of Nuwa Palace outside the city, so I wanted to see it here.

In Nuwa's palace, Nuwa sat in the main hall, her mind was also a little dizzy.

Immortals can also get drunk, after all, they also drink immortal wine.

If alcohol is not intoxicating, then is there any meaning to exist?

She originally wanted to take a break, and when the alcohol strength was a little reduced, she would go back to the Wa Palace directly.

There was nothing to do when she sat this time, so Nuwa looked up at the appearance of this Nuwa Palace.

Unfortunately, Nuwa saw the big red pillar in the hall at first sight

I found that there were words on it, and I complained in my heart about how this kind of place could be scribbled.

But after a closer look, Nuwa's face turned red at once, and she shot the case directly.

"It's a good obscene poem, and you want to marry me back to the palace, it's really bold."

"Where is the Divine Residence?"

Nuwa was furious, and this obscene poem was actually mentioned on her head, which was an unforgivable sin.

A cloud of green smoke drifted by, and a girl appeared as the god who guarded the Nuwa Palace.

"Meet Nuwa Niangniang!"

"Excuse me, let me ask you, who mentioned this poem!"

Nuwa's face was blushing, and she spoke with a thick anger, and she didn't dare to get up in fright.

"Niangniang forgive the sin, this poem is mentioned by the big merchant emperor, Di Xin!"

Boom~

The seat under Nuwa exploded into powder, and her frightened spirit turned into green smoke.

The surrounding Dao Tong was also shocked, it was difficult for them to see Niang Niang making such a big fire.

"Good you Di Xin, you dare to insult me like this!"

Nuwa Niangniang is really angry this time, she has been enlightened for so long, and she has never suffered such an insult.

What kind of thing is Di Xin, the goods of 100,000 generations of grandchildren, who dared to let her accompany the king.

Then ruin his big business today, and see how arrogant Di Xin can be.

Okay!

This emperor is angry and only has a million corpses, and this lady is angry and wants to destroy a dynasty.

Nuwa was angry, she did it when she thought of it, and flew up directly, about to destroy this big businessman.

However, when I entered the sky, I was blown by this cold wind, and my brain calmed down a little.

If she really destroys Dashang by herself, I'm afraid she will have to be unlucky.

Moreover, the people of the world are also innocent, and they have unjust debts and owners, so it is better to destroy Di Xin.

Nuwa turned around again and flew towards Chaoge.

With such a sweep of divine sense, Nuwa's face turned red again.

This damn Di Xin is playing with the big quilt to sleep.

Such a mediocre human emperor, it's better to kill it directly.

But just as she was about to make a move, the golden dragon of luck rose to the sky.

Heavenly Dao also sent down a coercion, as if it was warning her.

At this moment, Nuwa was completely sober.

Heavenly Dao warned, she had to start from ah.

If you look closely, the Shang Dynasty was full of luck, and there was no appearance of a dead country at all.

In the palace, there are three thick pillars of luck that shine the brightest.

It was the two sons of Na Di Xin and Yin Hong Yin Jiao, especially in a military camp outside the palace.

There is a piece of luck that goes straight to the sky, and it is so strong that it is dumbfounded.

A person's luck is stronger than a country, what the hell is this.

Nuwa was puzzled, pinching her fingers and calculating like this, she knew something.

It turned out to be... Reincarnation!

Yuan Shi Tianzun made a circle, and it is said that an apprentice died.

But I didn't think that this spirit master would run away to the human court, it was really heaven's will.

But the shock passed, and the matter of sealing the gods couldn't be pulled on her head.

Let's go back and think about how to deal with this Di Xin.

No matter how she thought about it, she still couldn't get angry anyway.

But she didn't know a single poem called:

I don't know the true face of Lushan, only because I am in this mountain.

Under the way of heaven, they are all people in the game.

Continue to talk about this Nuwa, after returning to Nuwa Palace, she is still sulking there.

Women!

There are always grumpy days, and the king is also lucky, and he happened to bump into it.

In the midst of her anger, Nuwa suddenly had a flash of inspiration and an idea.

"Where is the child~"

"The disciple is here, Niangniang, please command~"

As soon as Nuwa shouted, a boy immediately stepped forward to obey the order.

"I'm going to fetch the Demon Gathering Banner, I'm going to recruit the Demon Gathering Banner!"

"Yes~"

The boy turned and left, and went to fetch the demon flag.

But who knew that Nuwa had changed her mind again.

Just now, she pondered, and the demon flag shook, and the demons in the world gathered.

It was too much, and she couldn't use it, so she changed her words.

"Put away the demon flags, and go and summon the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb for me."

"Yes~"

The boy was helpless, but he seemed to have gotten used to it.

Women are fickle, and Nuwa Niangniang can't escape this nature.

……

Nuwa sent the boy to invite the three demons of Xuanyuan, and Dichen also came over at this time.

He has been paying attention to Nuwa's movements, and it hurts to see her have an idea for a while.

In the end, Dichen came up with a bold guess: Nuwa must be a natural nerd!

And when you are young, you should be very stupid, resulting in being older now like Alzheimer's.

Xuanyuan's tomb was very close to here, and soon a green light flashed.

Zixu appeared in front of Nuwa Palace with a nine-headed pheasant essence and a jade pipa essence.

There is no change here, it is nothing more than the angry Nuwa telling the three demons to go to the palace to confuse the king.

He also promised that he would do whatever it did.

Dichen is unhappy, although this kid is a little handsome, Nuwa can't be partial to this.

The three demons left quickly, probably going back to prepare.

Nuwa also relieved her anger a little and prepared to go back to the Wa Palace.

But at this moment, Dichen appeared, because the time to slap his face had come!

Dichen walked out of the forest slowly, arrived in front of Nuwa Palace, and shouted.

"Terran Emperor, ask to see Nuwa Niangniang."

The voice shouted quite loudly, and Nuwa Niangniang, who was about to leave, stopped, turned her head and asked.

"Who is Dichen?"

It's still the same god just now, and he replied.

"Emperor Chen is the third son of Yin Xun, His Royal Highness the King of Great Shangren."

"Yin Xuan... I don't see..."

As soon as Nuwa finished speaking, she seemed to think of something again, and hurriedly called Tong'er to stop.

"Wait a minute, let him in!"

The boy was spiritually ordered again, walked out of the Nuwa Palace, and said to the waiting Dichen.

"Niangniang please~"

Dichen smiled faintly and followed the boy into the palace.

At this time, Nuwa was already sitting upright, showing the majesty of a saint.

"Meet Nuwa Niangniang~"

Dichen bowed to the end, but did not kneel.

A man kneels to the heavens and kneels to his parents, and there is no rule to kneel to a saint.

Nuwa is the Holy Mother of the Terran race, but obviously people don't recognize this child, so there is no need.

Sure enough, Nuwa frowned, but she didn't show it, and asked coldly.

"The people of the great merchants, what is the matter when you visit this palace?"

"Guan Niangniang's face is full of anger, Yin Tang is black, because she was calculated, Dichen came for this matter?"

Yintang blackened?

Nuwa's face turned dark, can she speak?

"Hmph, Hugh is full of nonsense, if you want to intercede for that faint king, don't even think about it."

"I read that you are the reincarnation of Lingzhu, this palace doesn't care about you, step down!"

After saying this, Nuwa threw off her robe and was about to send off the guests.

"Don't worry, please look at this thing!"

Dichen was not in a hurry or impatient, and handed over a jade plate.

Nuwa frowned and took it, and with a sweep of her senses, she found that there was an image inside.

The jade pointed a little, and the image inside the jade plate was released.

It was the situation when the king of the incense suddenly blew a breeze.

And the picture is a three-dimensional image, Nuwa swiped her finger, and the picture actually went out of Nuwa Palace along the breeze.

This search for the source, it turned out that this breeze was blown by an old man hiding above.

And the picture clearly shows that the king was affected by this wind, and it was the latter move.

This method is also clever, just an ordinary breeze.

If it weren't for Dichen's pre-production of the magic weapon of the record, there would be no evidence left at all.

The most clever of them is to not attract the gods who protect the king.

In this breeze, a mortal aphrodisiac psychedelic was laid.

In addition, the king is already lustful, so he will be fascinated.

"Nuwa Niangniang, can this video solve your doubts?"

After the video was played, Dichen said with a light smile.

"Hongu..."

Nuwa's face turned red again, not because she was ashamed and angry, but because she was ashamed.

The dignified saint was calculated and didn't know it, and he was furious at the mortals.

He also mobilized the people to gather the demons in the world and send people into the palace to confuse the world.

After the truth was revealed, I realized how ridiculous all this was she did.

Nuwa's anger could no longer be suppressed, and the fire came out three thousand feet away.

"Who... Who the hell is it? ”

"You said that this old man seems to be called Bodhi, but he is using a blessed pestle!"

Dichen didn't say it so thoroughly, otherwise he would directly offend the Western Sect.

Let this stupid Nuwa guess!

"Niangniang, Dichen is all he says, this is his farewell!"

"By the way, there are two pillars in this big column, how can only one poem be enough!"

"The little son is a big businessman, mention a poem!"

After Di Chen finished speaking, he pulled out the Xuanyuan sword and carved a bamboo stone on the pillar:

Insist that Qingshan does not relax,

The roots are in the broken rocks.

Thousands of blows are still strong,

Ren Er's east, west, north and south winds.