Tang Fatzi looked over and over again, this thing was three inches long, with two holes, and a dark brown skull pattern was engraved on it, shiny and shiny, and the pulp was heavy. He rubbed it with his hand, and the weight was not heavy.

"Hey! What for? Sneaky and thief-like? An exclamation came from behind him.

Tang Fatman's face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly covered Ai Xiaoluo's mouth: "Don't make noise, you also watch people pee?" The fat man pretended to lift his pants and put the mysterious object back into his jacket.

"Fatty, you tell the truth, why don't you let me go home? Did you fall in love with that girl named Yuxiu? ”

Tang Fatzi looked lewd: "I won't tell you, Yuxiu, this girl is too beautiful!" Caught up with the movie star, when I saw her, I had a heart-pounding feeling, and my heart was about to jump out! ”

Ai Xiaoluo sneered helplessly: "Hehe, are you going to chase her?" ”

Tang Fatzi said solemnly: "I know that my conditions are not very good, what about Yuxiu?" The family is worth it, and the appearance is high, I feel that love is a thing that is not high or low, and I plan to give it a try. ”

Ai Xiaoluo asked seriously: "Since you have this idea, can you use me to help?" ”

The fat man vigilantly pushed him away: "You are the biggest threat by my side!" Besides, this girl is the first thing I fell in love with, so there has to be a first-come-first-come, right? If I can't make it, you will chase it again, so it won't affect our brotherly relationship, what do you say? ”

Ai Xiaoluo looked very generous: "I don't care, as long as you can catch up, I will definitely help you with this." ”

The fat man slapped excitedly: "Great, it's really interesting." ”

"Hey, do you know what animals like swans the most?" Ai Xiaoluo smiled evilly.

The fat man rolled his eyes: "Is there something in this?" But that's okay! I will let you witness the miracle! ”

The sky was bright, and the Zhao family was busy. Zhang Zhi also wore a green cloth robe, a staff hat, his long silver-white hair twisted into a sparse braid hanging down the back of his head, and a pair of round cloth shoes on his feet, sitting outside the mourning hall, holding a yin and yang compass in his hand.

Because Tie Dan is still a minor, and the funerals of young and early deaths are unlucky, there are not many relatives and friends to send them to the funeral.

Yuxiu and Tie Dan are sisters and brothers, and according to customs, they naturally want to see them off.

Yuxiu changed out of her casual outfit from last night, wearing a white gauze skirt and a shawl with long hair.

Tang Fatzi opened his mouth wide in surprise: "Wow...... The fairy has descended! ”

Zhao Chun's house was two miles away from the cemetery, and the funeral procession of more than a dozen people rushed to the cemetery carrying the coffin, and saw a person dancing in the cemetery from a distance.

Yuxiu exclaimed: "This person is so familiar!" Like a weirdo you meet at night! ”

She held Ai Xiaoluo's arm nervously, the elegant fragrance penetrated into his nostrils, and the fragrance on her hair conveyed the breath of youth.

Ai Xiaoxiao was slightly startled and wanted to take Yuxiu's hand away, but Yuxiu hugged his arm tighter.

Tang Fatzi was sad for a while, and he grabbed Yuxiu's other arm roughly: "Don't be afraid, I'll protect you!" The dancing yin-yang figure was the grave keeper of the village, named Qiu Zhongren. Whoever dies, he welcomes them in this way. ”

Yuxiu hurriedly pulled out the arm in the fat man's arms, and said embarrassedly: "You don't have any mana, just let Xiao Xiao protect me......" The words were very light, but it was like a slap in the face, turning the fat man's explosive hormones into invisibility.

The fat man did not give up: "I can protect you too." ”

Yuxiu nervously took her hand away to prevent the fat man from grabbing it again.

Of course, Ai Xiaoluo also knew that Yuxiu had a good impression of him, but he felt that such a rich Bai Fumei was not his dish. Tang Fatzi's self-estimation has been verified, and he has suffered. Unexpectedly, Yuxiu's expression was more direct, which does not mean that Yuxiu really liked him, maybe because she was afraid, and looked for him as a lifesaver.

The fat man watched the two walk forward arm in arm, he touched his undulating chest and comforted himself: "If you don't have it in your life, don't force it...... Don't force it, don't force it......"

The funeral procession came to an abrupt halt. Qiu Zhongren blocked the way, singing and dancing in front of the group. He held a cowhide drum in his hand, a string of bells tied around his waist, and still red lips and a beard on his mouth. Two streamers on the hat, one white and one black, swayed in the wind, and he wore brightly colored striped cloth clothes.

The sky is panicking, the earth is panicking, with my blessing, enter heaven!

The east is bright, the west is bright, the fairy soul is soaring, and the four directions are shining......

Zhang Zhiye twisted his beard and turned around and said, "Give him something." ”

Zhao Chunyi waved his hand, and the two relatives held a large piece of boiled pork, which weighed thirty catties of pork with hind legs.

Qiu Zhongren stuck the cowhide drum in his waist, bowed deeply like Zhang Zhiye, and disappeared into the cemetery with the pork in his hand.

Yuxiu asked puzzledly, "What kind of dance did the grave keeper dance?" It's weird to look at, and why did you give him pork? ”

Ai Xiaoluo said: "Looking at the magic weapon he is holding and the dance he is dancing, as well as the words in his mouth, it should be the shaman's [Nine-Star Soul Attraction Technique] that transcends the undead, which is to bless the undead to ascend to Elysium, but it is not very professional." He has been guarding the grave in the cemetery all his life, and he doesn't eat vegetables, and whoever has a funeral will give him a large piece of meat. He helped the villagers weed, repair the graves, and wipe the tombstones, all of which he did. He couldn't eat such a large piece of meat, and it was easy to spoil in the summer, so he developed the habit of eating carrion. ”

Yuxiu frowned: "Oh, don't say it, it's disgusting!" ”

Zhang Zhi also took the compass and carefully looked at the direction of the tomb, and the dug tomb was in a north-south direction. The burial pit is not that large, but the depth is greater than that of ordinary burials.

Zhang Zhiye suddenly put away the compass: "The auspicious time has arrived, and the burial will begin." ”

He took a cinnabar pen from his bosom and drew something on a piece of yellow paper, then threw the two pieces of yellow paper close to the tomb. He took out a handful of golden gold from his blanket and raised it casually...... Golden smoke lingered above the coffin.

Yuxiu said: "Old Immortal Zhang really has magical powers. ”

Ai Xiaoluo didn't say a word, and kept observing Zhang Zhiye.

The people began to fill in the earth with all their hands and feet, and the normal grave was to dig out the soil and then backfill it to make a mound, but there was nothing on the grave of the iron egg.

Zhao Chun said sadly: "Old immortal, why can't my son leave a grave?" What should I do if I want to burn a few pieces of paper for him in the future and can't find it? ”

Zhang Zhi also stared at Zhao Chun coldly: "Why don't you leave a grave, you know better than me in your heart!" Telling you not to stay is not allowed to stay! Unless you give me that thing! ”

Zhao Chun's body was slightly stunned: "I really don't have what you said!" ”

"Well, the old man can only help you get here! Leave! ”

Ai Xiaoluo gently pulled away Yuxiu's hand: "Don't be nervous, the iron egg is finished." ”

Yuxiu also discovered this problem: "Why can't my cousin leave a grave?" ”

Ai Xiaoluo pointed to Zhang Zhiye's distant back and pouted: "You go and ask him." ”