Chapter 1063: The Big Mac Prince and the whole family bucket maids
Chapter 1063 The Big Mac Prince and the whole family bucket maid
"Speaking of which, why is it ...... How do you describe it? Why do you do that kind of thing with you, there is a demon replenishment...... Ahem, will it have the effect of restoring the body lì? ”
On the way to the Mage Guild, the gloomy gray sky made the magic lights on the side of the road early, reflecting the rigid European-style architectural outline of the demon fortress, there are still many adventurers who linger in the bar, or drinking, or bragging, etc., are going out at this time, ready to enjoy the nightlife of the bar, the little light left in the sky, mixed with the hazy dim street lamps, sprinkled down, illuminating the street people, noisy and quiet, setting off an ancient tune of medieval European castles.
Walking on such a road, I turned around and whispered to Jeluka - obviously I still needed Jeluka's support to walk yesterday, but after a whole day of unashamed and impatient demon replenishment, I was now able to walk on my own, although it was still a weak Cheng dù.
Out of the hotel, as soon as the cold wind blew, the yellow maid had completely recovered her usual quasi-three-nothing appearance, with a hint of knightly lightness and strictness on her face, silently following behind, holding her sleeve tightly with a small hand, while thoughtfully following her own pace.
It's a pity, today's whole day of Jeluka, that shy and hard-mouthed appearance is cute, it's rare to see her show such a true temperament.
Hearing my question, Jeruka raised her head slightly, and her purple calm eyes met mine.
"Hmmm......"
It seemed like a difficult problem to explain, or a difficult question to explain to me as an idiot, Jeluka pondered for a moment, and as if she had thought of something to say, she clenched her fist and slapped her palm
"This is the prophecy left by Lord Arthur's teacher, His Excellency Merlin for hundreds of thousands of years, and the prophecy mentions that I will be shrouded in the claws of a certain beast prince this year, so let Lord Lance, the knight of the dew of the rising sun, that is, my previous inheritor, of course, say that the previous one is actually the first one, and pass on this supplement in the way of lì."
"What a terrible prophecy, hundreds of thousands of years apart......" I looked at Jeluka with a smile.
"Yes, that's amazing, Lord Merlin." The color of the gel card does not change.
"I think you're even more powerful, this kind of casual lying ability, if you can, please teach me." I was indignant.
"Oh, this is a white lie, the best way to understand it for such a foolish prince." Jieluka posed with a calm + far-sighted face when drinking tea.
"Please, please explain something that I don't understand."
It's really not cute, this yellow maid, since she got out of the hotel, the cute index has fallen by 60% to make the tragic Cheng dù who committed suicide by throwing herself into the river with tears in her eyes, and she was so shy and "docile" when she was in bed.
"Really...... Want to hear the truth? ”
Jeluka's expression suddenly became solemn, as if the next topic would affect the earth...... Oh no, it's the future of the Dark Continent, and the life and death of all life, no, you see the corners of her delicate eyebrows on the left and right are shaking, does this mean that it is even related to the two worlds of heaven and hell?
I swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, I don't know if it was the beginning of a serious illness or what, my legs and stomach trembled.
"This is a very ancient and mysterious story, in the entire Dark Continent, among the existing people, there will be no more than three ...... who know this story."
"It's too old, it's too secretive, it's no more than three," I said in shock.
"Is it really okay for me to sue me with such a secret?"
"No, it's not a big deal anyway......"
"Huh?"
"Ancient secrets, not necessarily related to important, hundreds of thousands of years ago a gossip is still ancient secrets, maybe no one in the world knows, is it very important?"
"Hah...... Ahaha......"
I let out a hard laugh, could it be that this bastard maid meant that this old and mysterious story was so boring that no more than three people knew about it?
"At that time, the elves ruled the entire Dark Continent......"
"Oh oh" is really so serious.
"The two masters of heaven and hell finally became uneasy about the growing strength of the elven race, so they turned into an ordinary elf and broke into the elf race, wanting to spy on the powerful secrets of the elf race, or to divide the elf race, so that the huge elven kingdom collapsed overnight......"
"Really? Did they succeed in their scheme? Suddenly hearing such a shocking secret, I couldn't help but be shocked, and the chrysanthemum tightened.
"Of course not, otherwise how could the elves still have zài ...... now"
Jeluka slowly closed her eyes, as if she was reminiscing about the vicissitudes of history, like an elder from ancient times, and sighed deeply.
"So what happened in the end? Did their plot fail? Spotted by King Arthur and Merlin? "I can't wait to hear the story below.
"Neither." Jeroka shook her head.
"Originally, they wanted to infiltrate the elves to carry out the conspiracy, but after only a few days, they fell in love with an elf girl who should not be loved, yes, it was Lord Lance, the knight of the dew of the rising sun, but how could Lord Lansi, who had sworn allegiance to King Arthur, accept the love of others?"
Like Romeo and Juliet on stage, Jeluka uses a very exaggerated posture and an exaggerated emotional voice (for acting) to tell a joys and sorrows, which is tear-jerking (?). Love story.
“……”
I seem to smell a strange smell when I stir the kimchi jar with a stick.
"Wait" finally found something wrong.
"The lords of heaven and hell you are talking about should not be Michael and Lucifer." I raised my hand and asked.
Jeluka's gaze glanced slightly, as if to say, who else but them?
"Well, Lucifer aside, isn't Michael a woman? How can you fall in love with a woman, bastard? I slammed the table full of teacups and growled.
"True love knows no gender."
Jeluka's wistful gaze at this time, although I knew that she was contrived by extraordinary acting skills, still reminded me of Alius, and then of the "very normal" books that were kindly given by the great writer Alius that are still stuffed in a dusty corner of the inventory.
"Okay, I also admit this, the problem is, it is said that Michael and Lucifer are transcendent, and they have not interfered in the affairs of heaven and hell for millions of years, so there is Tyrell and the three demon gods in charge, besides, these two people are beyond the level of the demon gods, right, they will be uneasy about the growth of the elven race?"
"Huh?"
"Ah, you just showed it, showing a surprised expression like [I didn't expect this stupid prince's brain to be quite flexible occasionally]"
"There is no such thing." Jeroka coughed a few times.
"I'm mistaken, well, His Royal Highness is right, it should be Tyrell and Barr."
Fifth master, are you swollen, fifth master?
And classmate Baal, it's not good to be his own mountain king in hell, but he went to the elf clan to pick up girls, so is he really a big man?
"Although with the strength of the elven race at that time, with a strong man like King Arthur and the Twelve Knights, he is not afraid of the forces of heaven and hell at all, but if these two adults go crazy, it will also cause great damage to the newly stabilized elven kingdom, and the kind Lord Lance can't bear to see this scene, thinking that if he can sacrifice himself in exchange for the peace of the elf race, it will be worth it......"
Me: "......"
"But in the face of Tyrell and Baal's simultaneous show of love, she could only agree to one side, and after thinking about it, she finally made a difficult decision, calling the two strong men and saying ......"
"Oh"
Although I knew that this yellow maid was fooling people, I still couldn't help but be attracted by the next content, what kind of request would that Lance make?
"If anyone can find the best contraceptive pill to give me as a wedding proposal, I'll marry whomever I want," she said.
"Sure enough, I went around the contraceptive pill again."
If there were a hundred tea tables in front of me, even if they were all lifted off in an instant, it would not be enough to express the indignation in my heart at this time
"You've fooled me for most of the day, it's time to tell the truth."
I angrily grabbed the little hand on my sleeve and pulled it gently, I wanted to bring Jieluka up and kill my sister in my arms, but I ignored my weak body, and instead of pulling it over, I pounced on it, and fell into Jieluka's arms, pounced on the intoxicating fragrance of my nose, and my face was wrapped in a deep cleavage, almost suffocating.
"Woo~~~"
Jeluka let out a mournful cry and quickly helped me up, looked around, and no one noticed, before she breathed a sigh of relief and muttered.
"Sure enough, it's the prince of beasts, and he's so hungry and thirsty on the street......"
"Hungry for your sister, I tell you if you don't tell me the truth......" I stood up with the help of Jeluka, and I took her in my arms and whispered beside my lovely pointed ear.
In an instant, Jeluka's pretty face turned red and smoking, and she hurriedly pushed me away like a molested girl, muttering resentment.
"Perverts, perverts, beasts, kicked to death by horses, poured to death by contraceptive pills......"
"Hmph, whatever you say, I'm not a very cool broken look." I have now finally realized that in order to deal with this yellow maid, we must use more undisciplined words and actions than her, which is also known as fighting poison with poison.
It's just...... Although the solution has been found, the recent festival crisis has become more and more intense.
"Talent...... There's no such thing, after all, you're ...... To be able to come up with such a shameful game, worthy of being the heir of the Duke of Beasts...... No, it has completely surpassed the existence of the Duke of Beasts, the Prince of Beasts."
Jeluka pointed with a small hand and justified me in a resolute tone...... No, it's a name.
"If I were the Prince of the Big Mac, then you would be the maid of the whole family, and your family would be the maid of the whole family," I also pointed angrily at Jeluka, and the two of them stared at each other on the street as if no one was around.
As a result, after a while, there was a large crowd of onlookers, and I quickly restrained my posture, especially for the scared Jeluka, although she was now familiar...... No, it should be said that she has been mixed up in bed, and she used to be very threatening to kill her sister in her arms, but now it doesn't work at all, but this doesn't mean that she can be so calm and comfortable in the face of other people, and it's still the same as before, as long as she comes into contact with strangers, she may enter the crazy bull collision mode, knocking all the people on the street away......
"Well, the answer is actually very simple......
Flickering enough, the yellow maid finally put on a posture that I wanted to tell the truth, took her little hand on my sleeve again, and cowered most of her body into the shadow of the cloak behind her, avoiding the remaining eyes on the street, and said lazily and yawning.
"To be honest, I don't know much about this ability, but one thing is certain, and that is that it was indeed inherited from the previous Twelve Knights, from Lord Lis."
"Huh? Was it innate, or was it given by the profession of the Twelve Knights? I shook my head, indicating that Yan zhòng was puzzled.
"Actually, I've looked up some information about this...... After all, it was inherited from me, and I was somewhat concerned......"
Jeluka's pretty face was a little red, not very noticeable under the dim street lamp.
"This kind of ability is absolutely impossible by nature, otherwise how could I inherit it? It must be the ability of the Twelve Knights, and it is said that it is the ability that Lord Merlin asked the goddess of the forest to bestow it. ”
"Why give this strange ability? Could it be that the Knight of the Dew of the Rising Sun, Lisi or something, has already married and has a husband? I asked, tilting my head.
"No, none of the twelve knights are married, or will not be married, and these twelve adults have sworn to dedicate everything they have to King Arthur."
Jeluka shook her head and denied my claim.
"So...... What is the use of this ability, it must be passed...... Ahem, through guò that kind of contact, in order to replenish the body, if I remember correctly, King Arthur should be a woman, ah, can it be ......"
For a moment, I clutched my nose with the urge to spurt blood, and sketched in my mind a background dotted with lily petals, twelve beautiful maidens with no wisps, affectionately embracing a beautiful painting of a stunning girl who was also uncovered but wearing a crown.
"Beast thinking." Jeroka glared at me.
"Otherwise, it's really useless, Merlin went to pray to the goddess of the forest...... Well, let's not discuss whether it's because of this, or whether it's hard work, all in all, this ability, with the purity of the elven race, can't be used indiscriminately, since King Arthur is a woman, and Lisi won't get married, so what's the use of coming? ”
"His Royal Highness...... It's hopelessly stupid, isn't the answer simple? As a result, Jeluka said this.
"Listen up, tip one, Kalujie and I have inherited the heritage of the Knight of the Dew of the Rising Sun and the Knight of the Lake of the Sunset Moon respectively."
"Go on, go on." I listened intently, and at the same time used that mortal-level intelligence, every wisp, not a wisp...... No, no, uh, in short, I was thinking about it very strictly.
"Tip two, Kalujie and I are twins, and both are the personal maids of Her Majesty the Queen, of course, because of the special existence of the Great Elder of Yalandland, plus the fact that Her Majesty the Queen said that a maid is very sufficient, so I am serving the Great Elder now."
"Well, I remember, I did mention that the predecessor of the Twelve Knights, Lis, and the Knights of the Lake of the Sunset Moon in Kalujie, who is here, are also twins, right?"
"That's right, therefore, the biggest premise for inheriting the Knights of the Lake of the Setting Moon and the Dew of the Rising Sun must also be twins."
"Hmm...... Do you mean, do you mean, that the twelve knight professions, the Lake of the Sunset Moon and the Dew of the Rising Sun, themselves exist as the Queen's personal maids? ”
"That's it, count yourself barely passing this time." Jerouka nodded in satisfaction.
"The sun and the moon, born in the stars, surrounded by the sun and the moon, the great King Arthur, probably mean this."
The words of the maid ...... "I'm still thinking about it."
"As Her Royal Highness's personal maids, it means that if Her Majesty the Queen gets married one day, that prince will also be our master, and there will be ...... Obligation to sleep......"
At the end of the day, Jeluka stammered a little and her face flushed, and I couldn't help but think back to her cute touch on the bed.
At this point, if I don't understand, then I don't deserve the great title of mortal-level IQ, which is reserved for the protagonist.
"In other words, this ability, the power that Merlin prayed to the goddess of the forest and bestowed, was originally intended for the future prince?"
Jeroka lowered her head cutely, and nodded her chin imperceptibly.
"The man who can be recognized by King Arthur must also be a very powerful being...... So...... So that's what kind of things are valuable......"
"The result is that no man can get King Arthur's approval, right?"
Jeroka nodded.
"As a result, after hundreds of thousands of years, it cheapened me, uh-huh."
"Woo~~"
Jeroka blushed and glared at her sinister eyes...... Holding a bottle of birth control pills in his hand.
Hey......
On the first day of work, I was always a little lazy and lazy, but I had a lot of work, woo~~~
PS: You guys really "squeaked" bastard