Chapter 152: The Crab Feast (152)

Crab has been a favorite delicacy of Chinese since ancient times, saying that the autumn wind rises, crab feet itch; Chrysanthemums bloom, smell crabs. Therefore, it is often said that eating crabs is the most solemn event in autumn.

Of course, July is the height of summer, and it is not the best season to eat crabs. However, Long Batian is a sling, but he does not have the leisure and elegance of the literati and writers in ancient times.

Steamed hairy crabs, spicy crabs, ginger and scallion crabs, salt and pepper crabs, one by one delicious served to the small table, the fragrance of the crab feast made Xiaobai and the second landlord can't help but move their fingers, and even the tiger can't help but put his head on the table.

"No, you can't eat until the master comes." Xiaobai slapped the tiger's paw open.

"Meow—" The tiger rounded the azure tiger-glared thief and made a pitiful expression.

"Good cat, the owner will be back soon." Xiaobai gently patted the door of the tiger's brain with his small hand, and then stared at those delicacies and secretly swallowed saliva.

"It's okay to eat now, Brother Long won't blame Xiaobai." The second landlord smiled, and reached for the shell peeler and crab fork and other special tools for eating crabs on the table.

"It was said on TV that you can't start the meal until the host is seated." Xiaobai said very seriously.

"Ugh! I think what I said on TV should mean the head of the family. The second landlord retracted his hands and sat in a sitting position, and seemed to have been a little negligent in his etiquette habits lately.

"The master is the head of the family." Xiaobai nodded.

"You're right." The second landlord laughed.

At this time, Long Batian trotted out of the kitchen and put a square dinner plate on the small coffee table: "Here, the last braised meat crab...... Let's eat! ”

"I'm going." Xiaobai quickly grabbed a steamed hairy crab, only this guy was the biggest on the whole table, but the size of the hairy crab was too big, and Xiaobai, who had never eaten a crab, didn't know where to start.

"You need special tools to eat steamed crabs, and I'll help you get them." Long Batian picked up the shell peeler to help Xiaobai greet the hairy crab.

"Ahh The tiger roared discontentedly, and you humans seem to have forgotten about Grandpa Tiger.

"Oh! I almost forgot about this guy, there are a bunch of them for you in the basin over there, so enjoy them slowly. Long Batian pointed to the kitchen with a crab claw, and the tiger immediately rushed in with a whistling, and after a while, there was a chewing sound of ahhhhhh

"Those are all works that have failed before." Long Batian squeezed his eyes at the second landlord.

"The cat has been a little fat again recently, and such a big cat should be more active...... Otherwise, it's easy to get sick. The second landlord skillfully opened the crab shell with tongs and picked out the crab paste inside, and the eating appearance was very elegant, which should be the style of the literati.

"This guy is very lazy and doesn't want to move every day...... And such a big guy...... Cats, not very convenient to take out of the house. Long Batian snorted, finally broke off the crab shell, and then picked out the inedible parts, and let Xiaobai get the rest.

"I ordered a few pieces of fitness equipment in the online mall, and Brother Long and Xiaobai can also work out together." The second landlord laughed.

"That's good." Long Batian said with a smile, he now plays at night, sleeps well during the day or stays at home with Xiaobai and Tiger, he really doesn't exercise much, and the fat on his body is obviously a little fatter.

"Hmmm! Then it's decided. The second landlord pursed his lips and smiled, a few words of effort had already eaten a steamed crab, and it also left a complete empty shell.

"Dude, you're really a crab eater...... This complete shell can only be seen in the news. The second landlord of the Dragon Heavenly Dynasty gave a thumbs up.

"Why did Brother Long suddenly make so many crabs?" The second landlord asked curiously, most people don't buy so many crabs at one time, and now crabs are very expensive.

"Oh! When I was playing a game yesterday, I encountered a lot of crab-like monsters, so I said I was going to eat crabs at noon today, hehe......" Long Batian smiled, and moved his ass twice and took out two cans of beer from the refrigerator next to him.

"Crabs are cold, and if you drink it cold, you will have diarrhea." The second landlord kindly reminded Long Batian.

"Oh! And this kind of exquisiteness. Long Batian nodded stunned and threw the beer into the refrigerator again.

"Brother, why don't you eat it, only eat one!" Long Batian bit the crab leg rattling, but the second landlord sat there, as if he was observing Long Batian and Xiaobai eating crabs.

"One is enough, I'm still jet lag, I can't eat too much." The second landlord waved his hand.

"Jet lag? Dude, you went abroad the day before yesterday. Long Batian asked in surprise.

"yes, I went out for something." The expression of the second landlord didn't seem to want to say much.

Long Batian scratched his head, he felt that the second landlord came back from going out this time, his personality seemed to have changed a little, and his attitude towards himself was a little indifferent, just like when he first met, but the difference between his attitude and usual was not too big.

At this time, a faint sound of music suddenly came from under the second landlord's buttocks...... "Good weather today, an old wolf, please eat chicken ......"

"It seems to be my phone, it fell under the belly of the sofa, grass...... It must have been done by a dead tiger again. Long Batian took out his mobile phone from under the sofa, and it turned out to be the girl from July Feixue, and there were thirty-eight missed calls below...... Long Batian's face turned green all of a sudden, so many missed calls were really a bit ...... It's not easy to face people.

"What's wrong? Is it a call from your girlfriend? The second landlord asked with a smile.

"It's not...... It's a female netizen. Long Batian smiled awkwardly, and at this time the bell stopped, and then began to ring again, thirty-nine missed calls.

"Pick it up, if you don't respond to so many phone calls, female netizens may come to the door." The second landlord said.

"I'm grass." Long Batian hurriedly answered the phone, and heard the voice of the broken arrow Xiuying in Jianli, "It's through, Xiaoxue...... Get through, come and answer the phone, don't panic to book a ticket. ”

"It's through, is it Brother Zu?" July Blizzard asked, sounding like a voice.

"It should be!" Xiuying looked into her phone and asked, "Hey! You're the dragon...... Brother Zu? ”

"That's right, it's me, my phone fell under the sofa, I didn't hear it, I'm so sorry." Long Batian hurriedly replied.

"Grass, you bastard, Xiaoxue is about to die of worry, she thinks you are still in the ancestral temple and haven't come out!" Broken Arrow Xiuying scolded.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry...... I'm worried about you, it's really my fault. Long Batian nodded heartily.

At this time, the phone was snatched by July Feixue, and while talking, he sniffed: "Brother Zu, you... Huh... Why don't you answer my phone all the time, I thought you had an accident. ”

"No, no...... I've been offline a long time ago, and the phone was pressed under the sofa by our dead cat, so I didn't hear it, I'm really sorry. Long Batian scratched his head and smiled, Miss Feixue is more gentle, and that guy Xiuying is a female man.

"Brother Zu, what happened on the platform in the end?" July Blizzard asked in a whisper.