", what are you doing here without sleeping in the middle of the night, holding a sword and trying to kill Lao Tzu!" When Huang Xiaowei got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, he saw Meng Tian standing at the door of the study, looking at himself motionlessly, so frightened that he changed his voice.

Huang Xiaowei said with a crying voice: "Boss, didn't you add intestines to your instant noodles for dinner, are you treating me like this!" ”

Meng Tian glanced at him and said coldly: "I Meng Tian thinks that I am above board, how can I do such a dirty thing, I just do what the commander of the palace guards should do." ”

"Oh, there are only a dozen people in the hands of the palace guards," Huang Xiaowei pretended to be surprised.

Meng Tian's face turned slightly red and whispered, "I'm the deputy commander....."

Huang Xiaowei: "....... You're awesome....."

"But I beg you to go back to sleep, no one in this realm really has the idea of beating your king."

Meng Tian criticized unceremoniously: "In such a poor place with mountains and bad waters, how can I know that there are no bad people, and judging by your behavior and deeds, I know this place..... Hmph......"

Looking at Meng Tian's under-pumping look, Huang Xiaowei really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes, how could he save such a master who couldn't eat oil and salt.

Especially when he was eating at night, Qin Shi Huang drank saliva and shouted in surprise: "King, beware of poisonous water, let the last general come first." ”

When Qin Shi Huang ate instant noodles, "The king beware of poisonous food, let the last general come first." ”

It seems that in Meng Tian's eyes, Huang Xiaowei is not a home at all, but the general altar of the Five Poisons Gate......

Huang Xiaowei looked at Meng Tian's stubborn appearance, and he didn't bother to pay attention to him, until now, Qin Shi Huang has changed half of his sleeves, and he still wears his bloody Hulira armor and doesn't change it to death, saying that now the king has only one guard by his side, how dare he remove his armor.

.......

When Huang Xiaowei got up early the next morning to wash his face and brush his teeth, he saw Meng Tian leaning against the door of the study with half-squinted eyes, snoring, and he couldn't blame him, the injury was not light, and he didn't sleep all night after finishing the work, can he not be tired.

However, Huang Xiaowei took out his mobile phone and recorded him snore and slept for a while, ready to take revenge on him, and after the recording, Huang Xiaowei exaggerated and shouted: "Hey, the king has been assassinated." ”

Meng Tian opened his eyes suddenly, and at the same time pulled out the sword in his hand and said with a random gesture: "Be careful, the king will take you ..... in the end" When he saw that there was only Huang Xiaowei's cheap face around, he couldn't help but be stunned.

Huang Xiaowei said cheaply: "Yo, Deputy Commander Meng, why are you still asleep, you said that if someone really comes to assassinate the king of your family, can you protect him like you?" ”

Meng Tian wiped the saliva from his mouth and said, "I didn't sleep, I was just closing my eyes and recuperating." ”

Huang Xiaowei took out his mobile phone and clicked on the video he had just recorded: "I know that you don't admit it, take a closer look at whether the person inside is you, the snoring is all fighting, and you are embarrassed to quibble." ”

Meng Tian stared at the mobile phone screen for a long time, and the more he looked at it, the redder his face became, almost like Guan Yu.

It just so happened that Qin Shi Huang was also woken up by the noise outside the house, and stretched his waist and said comfortably: "Xiaowei, don't say that your home is really comfortable, the widow has never slept on such a soft bed." ”

When Meng Tian saw Qin Shi Huang coming out of the house, he immediately knelt down on one knee and said, "The king, the last general will be guilty, ask the king to punish him." ”

Qin Shi Huang asked puzzledly: "General Meng, why did you say this, please hurry up, what happened?" ”

"Last night, the general accidentally fell asleep while on duty, and almost missed a major incident, so I begged the king to punish him."

"Alas......." Qin Shi Huang sighed, "Okay, General Meng, get up quickly, you have injuries on your body, be careful of the wounds bursting, not to mention that this is not Xianyang, there is no need to abide by so many rules, in the next three months, you don't have to call the widow the king, by the way, the widow has to change, and call yourself me in the future." ”

"The king can't, even if this place is not Daqin, but how dare the king be ordered by the heavens to ......."

Huang Xiaowei accosted: "How dare you fart, how dare you, you go out to the street and ask, who dares to call someone else the king, you think you are fighting the landlord." ”

"Now it's a socialist country, I thought it was the Fengjian Dynasty, the last emperor of China, and now they are all buried in Babaoshan, by the way, do you eat fritters or tofu brains in the morning?"

Meng Tian still looked distressed, while Qin Shi Huang smiled and said, "You can eat whatever is delicious." ”

Since Qin Shi Huang ate a bowl of instant noodles yesterday, he is full of praise for modern food, and even Meng Tian's face has eased a lot after drinking another bowl of noodle soup, and he still looks at Huang Xiaowei's bowl vigorously.......

In the next two days, the three of them got along relatively happily.

Qin Shi Huang and Meng Tian already have a lot of understanding of modern times, there is no big problem with food, clothing, housing and transportation, anyway, these two people can't see the light, they watch TV in the house every day, Huang Xiaowei is like raising animals, just feed them at some point.

But fortunately, these two people have recently become obsessed with Miyue Biography, and they watch it by the TV every day, because the costumes inside make them feel friendly at a glance.

But when these two people watched Miyue, Huang Xiaowei's TV should always be ready to be scrapped, and when Meng Tian saw his grandfather Meng Fu rebelling, he slapped the table angrily and was about to smash the TV, but fortunately, Qin Shi Huang stopped it.

Later, when he saw that his grandfather knew that he could correct his mistakes, General Meng Tian nodded with a relieved face.

As for Qin Shi Huang, he is the most hated.

When he saw Mi Yue having an affair with that Yiqu King, he seemed to see his biological mother and Lu Buwei doing something in front of him, and kicked at the TV and scolded: "Nonsense, how could my Empress Dowager of Great Qin have an affair with Yirong Di Barbarian." ”

Seeing that he kicked on it again, Huang Xiaowei hurriedly rushed over and hugged Qin Shihuang's thigh and said: "Brother Win, calm down, this, it's fake, it's not real, you should just watch the excitement, you have hundreds of dollars under your feet, and there is no ......"

In the past two days, Qin Shi Huang and Meng Tian have changed a lot, although Meng Tian is still used to staying in front of Qin Shi Huang's room every night without sleeping, but when he speaks, he is no longer so restrained, and he is no longer so nervous when he eats, so he has to taste it first.

The relationship between Qin Shi Huang and Huang Xiaowei is also a lot closer, after all, they are both young people and have a lot of topics to talk about.

And when Qin Shi Huang was fine, he often ridiculed Huang Xiaowei about the fact that he was not married, saying that he got married when he was a teenager and had his first son at the age of eighteen.

This made Huang Xiaowei hate it very much, but in the end, Qin Shi Huang immediately made Huang Xiaowei hold his thighs and not let go.

"Go to Brother Ying's place in the future, and I'll arrange it for you in the evening," this Qin Shi Huang was taken by Huang Xiaowei, and his speech tone changed completely.......

At seven o'clock that night, an emperor, a general, and Huang Xiaowei were sitting on the sofa watching the animal world, and Huang Xiaowei's phone suddenly rang.

As soon as I picked it up, I heard Li Laosi shouting with a broken gong: "Xiaowei, you are dying, go to the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei and Cao Cao are almost finished......."