One

We can't go on like this, and if we let the two of us continue to mess with our stupid physique, this trip to Ziyue will become a tour of Lord Bao.

Gotta find one. Where can I evacuate, like a green forest bar?!

Woo, no, no, why does this term pop up in your mind subconsciously? I'm sorry, everyone, I'm sorry, Artoria, I thought I was bringing you to Kurast in the name of the Snake of the Land, but I'm just a roadworm who only knows about the two more fun places in the Trade Zone and the Green Forest Bar.

Of course, I'd never admit that Omas's black shop in India was a fun place, and if he hadn't always fantasized about turning me into a comedian, maybe it would have been worth it

Consider.

I couldn't help it, I couldn't pull my face to beg the little fox, the real titular snake who had been in Curlaste for several years, and after dealing with a few troubles that almost fell from the sky under Artoria's increasingly shining gaze, I took the four girls and hired two boats to row to the platform of the adventurer's paradise.

The two guys, Little Fox and Tia, didn't bother to hide their intentions, and it was natural that I was secretly rolling my eyes. Got on one of the boats and followed us to the Adventurer's Platform.

Very good, it is estimated that there will be a lot less trouble when you come here, most of the adventurers in the paradise are transferred, mercenaries or soldiers, of course, there are many other civilians, but most of the civilians who stay here are mainly serving adventurers, such as barmaids and waitresses, and some shop owners and the like, at least there will be no sudden occurrence of miserable young women oppressed by nobles, old men with missing sons, confused children and other incidents.

It's not that there isn't any trouble here, but adventurers are very troublemakers, and it's a bit more chaotic than the trade market. It's just that if there is a mess between the adventurers, if the reason doesn't make sense, then solve it in the ring. Look at who has harder fists, everyone comes and goes in the wind and rain. Adventurers who are accustomed to parting from life and death, and who have tasted the ups and downs, are bright and snowy in their hearts, no matter how hot their tempers are, they have a sense of proportion in their hearts, and they don't have to worry about it themselves.

Of course, there are also things to be careful about, although there are fewer troubles, but here are the eight lambs. But most of them know themselves, so they are stunned to hide their identities. However, with the disguise skills I learned from detective stories, Liang and these idiots can't see through their own identities.

So, after getting off the boat, I didn't leave the dock in a hurry, but turned around and taught the other four girls some knowledge of disguise.

Hmph, don't worship brother, brother is just a legend.

As for the little fox, leave her alone. As an Assassin, she knew a lot more than I did, so much so that Artoria looked down in contemplation, her dull hair circling from time to time.

Elven warriors who are proficient in forest warfare are naturally very good at how to disguise themselves, but they are limited by the terrain, and they are not much different from a crowded city like this.

Just as I was talking about foaming at the mouth and the ceiling fell to the ground, a few adventurers who were swaggering over to the pier came over, and when they looked at this side, they immediately came up with a smile.

"Yo, Elder Fan, why don't you spend a long time with your wife in the elf clan. Running here? ”

One of the adventurers with a big blue axe in the lead, picking his teeth, patted me on the shoulder and greeted me with a grin.

Little Fox, Sarah, Tia snickering, Altohoya bewildered.

Turning back mechanically, I smiled stiffly.

"Mistaken? Elder Fan is really childlike. I'll see where I bought this bear mask. I also gave a few introductions to the brothers, how about going back and forming an animal team? Wow-ha-ha

This guy knows it's a big mouth at first glance. Ignoring his companions behind him, he was looking at his family members who exuded a black aura in horror, while pulling at his clothes and signaling him to shut up.

"Tsk?"

His gaze suddenly turned to Artoria behind him, and as if he had discovered something, he looked her up and down several times.

Could it be that he has already recognized Artoria's identity?

After a few glances, the axe warrior suddenly laughed. "Elder Fan, this girl is wearing the same cloak as you, could it be" your daughter. ”

"Boom!"

With a puzzled smile on his face, the axe warrior carried the big axe on his shoulder with a clatter, smashing a shallow pit, and then the people fell down one after another.

When the four companions behind me saw this scene, they were immediately silent, in front of my eyes spewing flames. Quickly put away the axe on the ground, dragged one of the thighs of the warriors on the ground with one hand, and quickly left with four clouds of dust, and their voices could be heard in the distance.

"I'm sorry

Multi-rocket exit method.

I looked at the four clouds of smoke and dust, and then I turned my eyes to the two who were still snickering, the girl, a little fox with a bright smile, and a confused golden hair.

"It's strange, my camouflage technique is obviously okay, why didn't I do anything, and Li Xuan's identity was revealed?"

I sighed helplessly, I was puzzled.

"It's too conspicuous for your cloak again, fool."

The little fox giggled for a few moments before he replied with a compassionate answer.

", you know. Thou Ke changed the number of the city according to the popular style of ten years ago. ”

I was furious, because it was not only a skepticism about my design philosophy, but also a skepticism about the craftsmanship of little Veras. ”

The little fox pursed her seductive red lips, and her big bright eyes smiled in the shape of a crescent moon.

"However, no matter how much it is improved, it is still the popular style ten years ago, you scoundrel, don't you know that you have those nicknames for cloaks in the mouths of other adventurers?"

"What nickname? Could it be a cloaked man, I know this. ”

"Do you really want to know?"

The little fox's smiling eyes revealed that it was best not to ask, and I also meant it for your good.

"Do, do you think I'm going to be hit by this kind of thing? Just let the horses come. ”

As I pretended to speak lightly, I couldn't help but stretch out my hands. Put on the defensive

Force.

"Well, let me think about six

The fox pondered for a moment, then counted them one by one.

"Cloak man, outdated cloaked man, coquettish cloaked man, cloaked man uncle, cloaked man elder, ordinary cloaked man. The man in the cloak of all evils, the man in the cloak of our singer Miss Veras, let me go of the man in the cloak of the angel Sarah. Take your dirty hands away from Linya's chest with the cloak

Which nickname should I complain about first? Especially the last three, with explicit malice and ** in it, can it really be regarded as a nickname?

"What a welcome, our Mortal Elder."

After saying more than a dozen in one breath, the little fox showed a charming smile with an extremely dark belly, and the ears of the two cute foxes with shrugging hair shook and looked proud.

"Prizes have been awarded. Our cocked tail, Miss Lucia the fox. ”

I replied without smiling, and my eyes met the little fox, and sparks shot out

While arguing with the little fox, the big signboard of the Green Forest Bar soon appeared in our sight.

Pushing open the door of the bar, with the familiar sound of jingling bells, the elegant pattern of the Green Forest Bar that has not changed for thousands of years comes into our sight.

The blessing of the two trump cards, Tuo Fei Ni and Ou Na. The Green Forest Bar has gone from being a small and well-known bar in Adventurer's Paradise to one of the most popular bars, and there is no one.

There are still quite a lot of customers, especially the loud adventurers, who are almost a feature of every bar.

Hey?

Strangely, every time a guest comes in, there should be a waiter to greet them, and it is precisely because of this polite tradition that the Green Forest Bar is maintained. will be favored by many mages and scholars. So you'll be amazed to see the rudeest barbarians, baptized by his foam, and courteous mages. Nodding and smiling gracefully at you.

Could it be that the Green Forest Bar has changed owners? That fierce even the head of the alliance, Omars, dared to scold, although this damn Indian Ah San really deserves to be scolded, the proprietress who is like a charter wife in kung fu has already sold the bar?

Looking inside with doubts, I finally found out why.

Busy, very busy, in the face of many guests, the maids are like adding a super engine, back and forth, tired and sweaty, but there are still impatient guests who are waiting, holding empty knives and forks and shouting loudly.

"Where's Finney? I want Fini Sail."

The words fell into silence, and many Finney fans immediately echoed in unison: "Oh, oh, Finney's heart." I want Fi

It's over, this group of people is finished, and the world is about to be finished, so just blow it all up.

Somehow, seeing this scene, such a strong thought suddenly popped into my mind.

"Isn't this Elder Fan?"

As soon as they entered the door, the noisy adventurers looked at them like hungry wolves asking about the smell of food. When I saw the cloak I was wearing, I was immediately excited.

"Elder Fan, where did you hide Finney? Hurry up and hand it over, otherwise even if you are an alliance elder, we won't agree, everyone says yes. ”

An anxious guy immediately stood up and said loudly, and immediately responded.

"Why are you so sure I'm hiding Fini?" I asked, looking at the non-stop adventurer with a black line on my face.

"Because Elder Fan, you have a criminal record." In exchange, everyone replied firmly.

I can't deny it.

"Ahem, listen to me, I really didn't kidnap Finney, I can swear to God."

Seeing that everyone was still looking at them with suspicion, I sighed helplessly and said again.

"Well, I swear to all my wives. I didn't kidnap Finney, so let's do it. ”

Everyone nodded.

Who doesn't know that Elder Fan loves his precious wives the most, and there is such a saying in the bar, it is better to let Elder Fan believe in God, it is easier to let him believe in his wife.

"Elder Dan, do you know Finney's whereabouts?"

An adventurer still didn't give up, and asked with such expectations, in their minds, I didn't kidnap Finney, and most of them didn't know Finnie's whereabouts, which was a normal way of thinking.

However, this is the right question.

Originally, I wanted to say that I didn't know, but there seemed to be a little impression in my mind, and I rummaged through it for a while. Finally in the vague memories of the drunken wedding . I found a clue.

Looking at the expectant adventurer, I was not sure about it.

"I'm not sure, but it's probably in the elven prison."

In the dark, "Wei responded to his family's words, and in the elf clan Mangcheng outside the green forest bar, there was a sigh of "goo." Sorrowful.

"Shwaing"

Suddenly, hundreds of adventurers stood up menacingly and clenched their fists.

"Those long ears dare to imprison Miss Finney, and they have the audacity to get hairy!"

"Brothers, come with me into the Elven King City. Rescue Miss Finney and agree to step forward. ”

"Oooooooo

"Drunk, sorry"

A few thumps rang out inside the bar. The loudest ones who screamed were the avid Finney fans. He was already foaming at the mouth and fell on the table.

"Leave Finney's words to me. After all, I am also the prince of the elven clan now, so it is easier to talk

Watch as a group of people continue to march and demonstrate. I smiled slightly as I raised my fist, but turned my head and looked at my adventurer with my mouth wide open. Gragra, who pressed his fist, rattled and continued word for word.

"If anyone chooses to go their own way and rescue Finny, I don't mind sending him to Curlast's cell first!"

Many adventurers seemed to remember my identity at this time, and they couldn't help but shudder, laughed, quickly withdrew their raised fists, muttered words against violence and the like, and sat down obediently.

It's good, I finally suppressed these restless guys for the time being, it seems that Finney's popularity is really not small, but I haven't seen her for a while, and the fan group is going crazy.

I sat down at a quiet table for five and took a look at the bar, and I finally understood why the maids were so busy. It's very simple, the trump card of Finney is missing, and the other one. The second ace O Na must still be anxiously thinking about how to save Fini from the elves.

Without these two trump cards, the Green Forest Bar is just an ordinary little bar in the adventurer's paradise.

The crisp sound of "popping" sounded on the ground. Looking at the source of the voice, but no, the expected thing happened, a young maid finally because she couldn't adapt to such a high-intensity work, there was a mistake, and she fell with the plate in her hand, and her knee was pierced to pieces, and the maid's skirt was broken with a big bang, and the blood slowly dyed the skirt red.

The injured maid was helped up to the second floor by others, and most of the adventurers here were regular customers of the Green Forest Bar, seeing this situation, it was naturally difficult to say anything, and the atmosphere was a little depressed.

"I'll go up and have a look."

After thinking about it, I said to the other four. I know this maid, although I can't name it, but when I used to visit the Green Forest Bar, she served me several times, and the two on her cheeks and sweet dimples were very likable.

Still, I underestimated the sticky Cheng Dù with four small tails, and as soon as I said this, the others wanted to follow along, and the result was a group of five people who went up to the second floor under the eyes of the adventurers.

In the room, the injured maid was surrounded by the maids and asked for warmth, and as soon as I entered, the other maids shouted.

"Whoever grows, is whoever grows

Because of my relationship with Fei Grandma, these maids are naturally a little more familiar with me than other adventurers. As soon as they saw me come up, they all cried out cordially, and Artoria appeared after them. Chills again.

"Okay, let's go down, we can't keep the guests waiting.

An indifferent voice sounded outside the door, and when she looked back, it was not the owner of the Green Forest Bar with a pipe in her mouth and an expression on her face that looked like someone owed her five hundred gold coins.

At the urging of the boss, the maids went downstairs to work again, leaving only the maid with a thigh injury still lying on the bed, looking at her boss with an apologetic look. As if I had done something wrong.

"Where did you get hurt?"

I took a few steps forward, sat on the edge of the bed, looked at the soft and poor maid, and asked softly.

For these commoner maids, who were probably rarely treated gently by high-ranking adventurers, the weak maid couldn't help but shudder, and looked at me a little flattered, before she reached out with a slight trembling hand and pointed to her knees covered by her blood-stained skirt.

Civilians cannot withstand the intense effects of the Life Potion. Fortunately, the pastor's housekeeping skills have not forgotten him, and I smiled slightly and looked at the blushing-faced maid.

"Can you close your eyes? Rest assured, it will be fine in no time as long as it takes a while. ”

After the conversation. I always felt a little out of the way, and sure enough, the maid's face was even more ruddy, like a red apple.

I don't know if she trusted me or was afraid of adventurers, but although she was extremely shy, she obediently closed her eyes.

In his hand, the priest technique was already held in the palm of his hand, and a gentle white light flashed from the body of the technique, and he gently touched the knee, and the whole process was extremely skillful, and it seemed that the experience of Lu Gaoyin when he was pretending to be a priest had not been forgotten.

Satisfied, he withdrew his staff and let the maid open her eyes. After moving my injured thigh, and being surprised to find that it was as good as ever, the maid looked at me like she was looking at a monster.

Well, in the eyes of civilians, adventurers are indeed a bunch of monsters.

There is no family member who is not expected to be adored by the gaze. muttered unpleasantly.

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Well, this chapter has been written a lot, and the benefits are in the next chapter, and I believe everyone should almost guess what the benefits are.