"Has Huo Xiaojun's hanging bottle been beaten?" A nurse aunt walked into the ward with two hanging bottles in her hand and shouted.

Li Laosi was stunned, "Huo Xiaojun? Who's got this name, it's too casual. ”

Cao Cao pointed to himself on the side and said: "My name is Cao Ameng, the big-eared thief is called Liu Dade, General Meng is called Meng Land, and the King of Qin is called Ying Zhengzheng, which do you think Huo Xiaojun is better than the names of our people?" ”

Li Laosi looked at Huang Xiaowei and said seriously: "Xiaowei, if you have a child in the future, look for the fourth master, the fourth master will definitely help you come up with a name similar to a person." ”

........

Tomorrow is the second game against Pinghui, and just in case, Huang Xiaowei took Cao Cao away.

Because according to the old man, it's not that he can't do light work, but he is old and can't jump up a few times, but like that kind of ordinary inside shot, he is still sure to shoot twice.

But after Cao Cao was taken away, a very embarrassing question arose, who would take care of Huo Quai's illness?

Li Laosi volunteered at that time and took the initiative to take on this important task, saying that he also belonged to the grasshopper on the same line as Huang Xiaowei, and if there was anything he could help with, he would never refuse.

Of course, if Li Laosi said this again, it would be better not to look at Huang Xiaowei's wallet all the time.

Huang Xiaowei finally reluctantly took out 800 yuan from his wallet and handed it to Li Laosi, asking him to take good care of Huo Quai.

Li Laosi immediately took the money happily, so happy that he couldn't close his mouth, and promised that he would definitely take care of Huo Quai's illness for nothing.

Huang Xiaowei looked at him like this, a little unbearable, sighed and handed over the last two hundred yuan in his wallet to him and said: "You can take this money to buy a new set of clothes, you are such an old person, and you don't know how to clean it, maybe if you die, you may have to collect your body." ”

Then Huang Xiaowei took Cao Cao away, leaving Li Laosi standing stupidly in place, the old man looked at the money in his hand, and his mood was extremely complicated, it seemed that this was the first time someone took the initiative to give him money.

At this time, Li Laosi raised his head sharply and shouted at Huang Xiaowei's back: "Xiaowei, remember one sentence, a dog that bites will never bark." ”

Huang Xiaowei turned his head strangely, "What are you talking about?" ”

Li Laosi hurriedly shook his head and sneered: "It's nothing, it's nothing, you have to work hard in the competition, the fourth master, I will cheer for you in front of the TV." ”

After Huang Xiaowei left, Li Laosi slapped himself hard and laughed at himself: "Heaven can't be revealed, can't be revealed, Li Changgeng, what's wrong with you, just two hundred yuan, almost broke your Dao heart, do you know that just now your two hundred years of Taoism are gone, why is Huang Xiaowei's money so expensive, alas." ”

Thinking of this, Li Laosi sighed vigorously and said: "But the fourth master really didn't see it at the beginning, Xiaowei, this bastard is actually such an emotional person, I knew this was the case, I didn't choose you at the beginning, and now the fourth master only blesses you to survive that level in the future, don't act against the sky." ”

In the evening, Huang Xiaowei took Cao Cao home, and it happened that Qin Shihuang was eating, Dongfang Qing hugged Xiao Wan'er, glared at Huang Xiaowei, and then continued to feed the little girl.

Huang Xiaowei looked at the delicious food in front of him and said loudly: "Oh, I have an appetite when I look at this dish today, who made it, why did it make it so well." ”

Unexpectedly, no one took Huang Xiaowei's words, only Dongfang Qing looked at Cao Cao and said with a smile: "Uncle Cao is back, let's eat quickly, the dishes and chopsticks are all set for you." ”

Cao Cao saw that the atmosphere was a little wrong, and hurriedly sat down on the vacant seat next to Liu Bei, observing the situation at the dinner table while eating.

Huang Xiaowei stood aside and watched for a long time, thinking to himself, why doesn't this seem to have his own place?

Huang Xiaowei pushed Meng Tian, who was sitting next to Dongfang Qing, and said, "Old Meng, I'll sit here, you go and move a chair again." ”

Meng Tian looked at Huang Xiaowei, his eyes were full of sympathy, and he whispered: "Xiaowei, if I used to go to the sofa to eat, but today.......

"Ahem," Dongfang Qing coughed lightly, put a piece of tofu in Meng Tian's bowl, and said with a smile: "Land, can't you stop your mouth when you eat?" ”

Meng Tian hurriedly lowered his head and ate silently, not even daring to let go of a fart.

If you want to say that there is anyone else on the field who can laugh, it is probably only Qin Shi Huang, this goods gloated on the side: "Hey, someone seems to be out of luck today, come on, come on, General Meng, why eat more, the Oriental girl said, there is no leftover food today, otherwise we will be treated with someone in the future." ”

Huang Xiaowei understood, this group of bastards co-authored it to let Dongfang Qing buy it, Huang Xiaowei said bitterly: "As for you, didn't she just cook two meals for you, Lao Tzu spent money to support you for more than half a month." ”

Everyone was silent, only Qin Shi Huang slapped the table, "Yes, you have raised a widow for more than half a month, but the widow has followed you bastard to eat instant noodles for more than half a month." ”

Huang Xiaowei snorted coldly, "I can't afford to eat without food, I won't eat it today," Huang Xiaowei sat on the sofa angrily and gnawed on the apple.

From time to time, I heard the sound of Qin Shi Huang and their mouths, Mom, why is this apple more and more hungry the more you eat.

Fifteen minutes later, there was not even a single vegetable leaf left on the dinner table, Dongfang Qing brushed the dishes and chopsticks, said hello to Qin Shihuang and left, and didn't look at Huang Xiaowei from beginning to end.

After eating a full meal, Qin Shi Huang held a toothpick in his mouth, sat down next to Huang Xiaowei and teased: "Are you hungry?" ”

Huang Xiaowei said angrily: "Lao Tzu is panicking now. ”

"Gollum", unfortunately, as soon as Huang Xiaowei finished saying this, his stomach began to scream, and Qin Shihuang was happy when he saw it, "It's good not to be hungry, it's good not to be hungry, the buns left by the widow for you can be saved." ”

"Huh"? As soon as he heard the word bun, Huang Xiaowei cheekily put his arm around Qin Shihuang's shoulder and sneered: "I know that my brother is the best for me, what about the bun?" ”

Qin Shi Huang said angrily in the direction of the refrigerator: "What about there, how about the widow is okay with you." ”

Huang Xiaowei was grateful and said, "Brother Win, you are really interesting," Huang Xiaowei hurriedly rushed towards the refrigerator, but as soon as he opened the refrigerator door, he was stupid, and then with a black face, he slammed the refrigerator door fiercely, and said: "Brother Ying, there is not even a hair in the refrigerator, you play me, right?" ”

Qin Shi Huang wondered: "No, when I came back in the evening, I deliberately put the buns that we didn't finish this morning in the refrigerator." ”

At this time, Liu Bei poured a cup of tea, sat on the sofa and said, "I just saw the Dongfang girl going downstairs with a bag of garbage, and there seem to be a few buns in it." ”

Huang Xiaowei said frantically: "This loser girl." ”

........

Huang Xiaowei was lying on the bed at night, hungry for a heart to the back, he really regretted it, he knew that he would not give the last two hundred yuan on his body to Li Laosi at that time, otherwise he would not be poor and would not even be able to eat.

Xiao Wan'er, who was lying on the side and playing on the phone, looked at Huang Xiaowei's heart-scratching appearance, raised her little head, and then found the children's satchel that Dongfang Qing bought for her, took out a box of candy from it, and handed it to Huang Xiaowei with her little hand.

Huang Xiaowei saw the candy in the little girl's hand, first subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then quickly pushed the candy back and said: "

Wan'er, you better keep it for yourself," even if he Huang Xiaowei is hungry, he can't afford to eat children's candy.

But Xiao Wan'er pursed her lips, and the little hand holding the candy stretched forward again, meaning, you must eat, and Wan'er will be unhappy if you don't eat it.

Huang Xiaowei touched the little girl's hair and took the candy, "Okay, I'll eat it." ”

The little girl showed a crescent-like smile and lay in Huang Xiaowei's arms.

Huang Xiaowei pretended, took out a chocolate from the box and threw it into his mouth, and while eating, he asked, "Wan'er, did you take a bath today?" ”

The little girl blinked her big watery eyes, shook her head cutely, and said coquettishly: "Sister Dongfang left too quickly today, so she didn't wash Wan'er." ”

Huang Xiaowei scratched the little girl's nose and said, "That's not good, how can the little girl not take a bath, go and ask Grandpa Cao to put water to bathe you." ”

The little girl said "um", kicked her white little feet, ran quickly to the living room, and said to Cao Cao: "Grandpa, Wan'er wants to take a bath." ”

"Okay, good," Cao Cao loved to lead the little girl into the toilet.

Huang Xiaowei in the room looked at the candy in his hand, and said with a dumb smile: "This child is really not raised in vain, but...... Hey, it's time to show the quality of a professional dick. ”

Huang Xiaowei put the candy back in the little girl's satchel, got under the bed, and rummaged through, he remembered that before Qin Shi Huang and the others came, he once seemed to have hidden a box of instant noodles and two intestines under the bed.

Dick silk, just to have this kind of mole temperament, never forget to keep emergency rations for yourself at all times.

found instant noodles, Huang Xiaowei quickly soaked them, and after five minutes, he feasted in the living room, "Well, the instant noodles are not bad, but this intestine is a little smelly, oops, it doesn't matter, it's the so-called not dry and clean to eat without illness." ”

Huang Xiaowei ate a full meal, burped, went back to the house to lie down and play with his mobile phone, and after a while, the little girl also finished taking a shower and jumped to Huang Xiaowei's bed with a towel.

Looking at the white little girl, Huang Xiaowei gently hugged her in his arms and wiped her hair little by little with a towel.

The little girl sat very well-behaved like a porcelain doll, and after her hair was dried, Huang Xiaowei patted Wan'er's little ass and said, "Come on, why don't you sleep." ”

Huang Xiaowei turned off the light, and the little girl held Totoro with one hand and closed her arm with the other, but after a while, the little girl suddenly opened her eyes and said coquettishly: "Wan'er can't sleep, I want to listen to the story." ”

"Okay, what story does Wan'er want to hear?"

The little girl thought for a while, "Wan'er wants to hear the story of Snow White and the seven dwarfs. ”

So then Huang Xiaowei hugged the little girl's delicate body and said softly, there was a very beautiful and beautiful princess in the past, she was called Snow White, but Snow White's stepmother was very jealous of her beauty, so she secretly ......."

Listening to it, Xiao Wan'er fell asleep, and Huang Xiaowei hugged the little girl and fell asleep.

When the sun rose on the second day, a big battle was quietly prepared.

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