Chapter 111: A Strange Birthday Present
What's what? May I ask the friends of the circle of gods, I don't have hearing impairment in Long Yuan!
He, Da Yong, even asked me if I could protect my friend, I want to say that you are pure nonsense, you should call Er Yong, okay? If it weren't for your ill intentions, you and Boss Liang would really be a very suitable pair, because both of you have enough IQs.
Who am I? I am the Jinghe Female Dragon King, I am the goddess of the Heavenly Court Divine Realm, I not only have the spiritual power that gods have, but also have profound skills that not all gods have, although they cannot be used normally for the time being.
Even if it does, it doesn't matter, even if I can't exert my dual powers, I can't make a move against you, but I still have a dear fiancé? As long as Yan Yu can do it when he should make a move, I am mainly responsible for on-site planning and command.
It's amazing to my abyss, how much brain volume do I have, to think of such a brilliant plan, I really admire my IQ is always on the line like this.
"Don't you have a stomachache?" Seeing me sitting on the ground and laughing and leaning back and kicking my legs, Da Yong was like looking at a patient with a cranial nerve virus again, and he didn't feel anything but depressed and came out with this sentence.
When I heard this sentence, as if asking if I had forgotten to take my medicine, I realized that something was indeed wrong with me.
It turned out that I was overly intoxicated with my own beautiful fantasies, and from time to time I let out one chilling laugh after another, so that I thought too seriously, laughed too hard, and sat on the ground without knowing it at the end.
Ah! How could the goddess dragon king be like this in front of the bad guys? This style of painting is really beautiful to the point of exploding, which makes people have a kind of dazzling eye that they dare not look at directly.
In order not to make the people around me gather more and more because of such a different style of painting, I immediately jumped up in the standard posture of a dragon king jumping over the dragon gate.
stood up and quickly patted the ash on his buttocks first, then quickly adjusted his emotions to a normal rhythm, glanced at Da Yong indifferently, and then slowly spoke very easily.
"Don't worry, since I said that I will be able to do it. In addition, I also give you a piece of advice, don't use your 'beautiful man's trick', I'm tired and panicked when I look at it, you undercover agent or where do you come from! Remember, life is the most important thing, do it and cherish it. ”
Although Da Yong is an unknown Infernal Affairs, he can see that he is working hard for his career, so this king is a little sympathetic to him, and he can't bear to watch him being disgusted to death by Boss Liang.
Alas! People now don't know what to think, and they can even abandon their lives for the sake of money and power.
I really don't understand this kind of practice, you say that you don't even have your life, what's the use of asking for those things outside your body?
Besides, you just want to bribe Lao Yan with this countless amount of money, so that you can continue to reincarnate as a powerful person in your next life, the idea is good but it is really useless, your money cannot be exchanged in any bank if it crosses the border!
"Hmmm! I've been thinking about it for so long, why haven't you left yet? Hurry up and leave this Liang, hurry up, don't force me to use my internal strength. Just as I was shaking my head with emotion from the bottom of my heart, I suddenly shook to the left and found that Da Yong hadn't left yet, and I suddenly became impatient.
Just as the little volcano in my heart was about to erupt, a pretentious note came to me, and this note also caused me and Da Yong to retch violently at the same time, and I was dumbfounded when I looked at it like this.
Qianna, dare to ask who is coming, no, what demon? What kind of fashion makeup is painted on this face? Is it a filtered Abao color or a special effect enhancement color?
In order to create a unique makeup in the world, he did not hesitate to paint his face as Zhong Kui's sister, such a person has no sei except for brightness.
Bright, you know what? I really want to beg you, can you not always use this weird style of makeup, let me live in the pain of the mysterious aesthetic!
At this moment, when I looked at Da Yong, who was as tortured as myself, I especially wanted to step forward and ask: "Da Yong, what do you think?" ”
"Da Yong, Long Yuan, it turns out that you two are sneaking around here, and it took me a long time to find you two to catch you." After Liang finished speaking happily, he twisted around like singing hippop to Da Yong, and pounced on him and grabbed his right arm desperately.
Now, although her whole body is dangling back and forth on Dayong's arm, all her words keep ringing in my ears.
I go, who and who did what sneaking around? Who did what with whom and you got caught? This makes God and man have to be confused together, and the so-called nothing in the world is said to be wrong, probably that's it!
Also, can you not walk so much, and behave a little steady?
"Liang, isn't there a customer who said that he came to pick up the flowers at eight o'clock in the evening, why don't you go back after eight o'clock? The first thing to do business is integrity, you are now back to the 'bright flower room' in seconds, don't let people wait on a hot day. ”
I shouted to Liang in a hurry, and walked over to Liang to get her back as fast as possible.
Really, all day long in love with Infernal Affairs, business regardless of money or not, no matter how to eat and drink without earning, how to live and survive without eating or drinking, are you ready to live and perish without being born or saving?
"What are you going to do in seconds, I closed the door of the store, and he wants to spend himself in the field to pull wild flowers." Seeing that I was going to pull her back, Liang shook his hand and said impatiently, but his eyes radiated a light like mother's love at Da Yong.
"What do you say? You directly invited people to eat Liang's closed-door soup, your business is really different, I think you are also packing up and preparing to close the door! What, don't look for me if you have nothing to do in the future, don't look for me if you have something, let's go. ”
I'll go, Boss Liang is definitely a talent, definitely that kind of alternative talent.
"Long Yuan, Long Yuan, why are you going? Are you angry? Are you really angry? Hearing the words don't look for me if you have anything to do, Liang hurriedly let go of Da Yong, who had been stuck to her sweat like rain, and then stepped forward and grabbed my right arm.
Qianna, she even asked me if I was really angry, could it be that my sad and angry expression and tone were so true and fake in her eyes? I'm dizzy!
The most unbearable thing for me is that she always pulls her right arm regardless of whether she is facing God or man, can she pull on another arm?
"Ryo, can you ......" I was about to get Ryo's arm to let go of my arm, but she was interrupted by her furious roar.
"I can give it to you, I'm here to give you a birthday present, it's this weird thing. It's my least favorite thing since I was a kid, don't look at it ugly but it's a baby, and now I'm giving her to you, I wish you a happy birthday! ”
Liang happily finished speaking, took out a dirty object from the small bag she was carrying, and then broke my hand and put it in my hand.
What? Bright give me a birthday present? Or give me her least favorite baby, and if she can be happy, then it will really be a dragon king with snake spirit disease.
That's not right! Except for Yan Yu, I didn't tell anyone when my birthday was, I was just afraid that if I said it, if someone asked me what my birthday was, I would answer that if I was 10,000 years old, it would make others misunderstand that I wanted to be a god and wanted to go crazy.
Besides, it's not my birthday!
Because I am the goddess of the divine realm, my birthday is calculated according to the time of the heavenly court and the divine realm, with my birthday of 10,000 and 1 years, and there are more than 200 days, that is, more than 100 years in the world, so today is not my birthday.
For her confused behavior, I don't know whose birth diary is my birthday, I was still deeply moved, although she was angry enough, plus the blessings she said, but girlfriends are girlfriends, I won't care about her.
In order to express my gratitude to the king, I was very moved and puzzled and said to Liang: "Liang, thank you for giving me your least favorite thing, and I wish me a happy birthday when I get this gift." But what I'm going to say is that it's not my birthday, so you might as well take it back! ”
After listening to my words, Liang took my hands seriously and opened his mouth before he could say anything.
"Long Yuan, because of our deep friendship, I have set today's special day as your birthday, and this day will be your birthday in the future, you must remember." When Liang said this with tears in her eyes, I was so moved that I almost cried, but I still didn't forget to ask her what auspicious day it was.
"Long Yuan, today is the 15th day of July, which is what we often call Halloween, is it a special day, and I will position your birthday today is not very memorable." After Liang finished speaking, he squeezed a few tears in line with the plot.
After listening to Liang's words and looking at her sad expression, I was in a very complicated mood and didn't say anything for a long time.
Word Liang, you set the Dragon King's birthday as Halloween, you're really worried, I thank you!
I can't stay here any longer, because my fists are already going up, and I'm going home, hurry home, or a violent incident will happen without mercy.
I came home covered in sweat and hummed, and after taking a comfortable shower, my mood calmed down a little, and suddenly I remembered the gift that Liang had given me, so I took it out and put it on the table.
What kind of thing did Liang give me, and what kind of treasure did it be? If you want to know the details, you might as well take a closer look, so let's take a closer look.
Looking at its material looks like a water crystal, looking at its shape like a pentagon, looking at its color like blue-gray, to sum up, this king doesn't know what kind of treasure this is.
If you can't look at it from a distance, then take a closer look!
Bring it in front of you and take a look, it's nothing; Take it in your hand and carry it, it's not heavy; Put it under the nose and smell it, it is tasteless, and in summary, this king does not know what kind of curiosity it is.
Forget it, since I can't figure out what kind of treasure this is, I'd better put it away first and study it slowly later! With that in mind, I pulled open the drawer of my dresser and threw it in.
However, what I don't know is that this thing, which neither Ryo nor I know belongs, is deeply remembered by some people, because it is a treasure of the most important treasures for some people.