Chapter 11: Preparing for Battle
Just when I kept cursing Ao Qi, who had already slipped away, Qiao Xu and Wang Chen, who were beaten into pig's heads by Yan Yu's men, were frightened.
When they saw me alone, nay, a god, shouting and screaming and kicking and punching into the air, they were both trembling and terrified in the same way.
Alas! I don't blame them, any normal person who sees me like this will think that I was beaten stupid with a stick.
However, even if Ao Qi is standing in front of them now, they can't see it either, with the naked eye!
I shouted and screamed for an hour, and finally stopped, and I was tired.
Seeing that I didn't say a word or kick, Qiao Xu waited for a while, and when he was sure that I would not suddenly break out such an abnormal picture again, he moved to me tremblingly, and brought his pig-like face to me and stared at me repeatedly.
"What are you looking at?" Seeing Qiao Xu looking at me like a snake spirit, I was angry, and I was facing him like a thunderbolt.
"Ahh Qiao Xu, who was already scared by my sudden roar, sat on the ground and stretched out his finger to point at me and shook it twice, as if the qigong that was about to be sent out was held back again, and he fainted directly.
"Long, Long Jiu, you, are you okay?" Seeing Qiao Xu being conquered by me like this, Wang Chen was afraid of death.
Maybe he was afraid that I would explode more than just now, and he was trembling and frightened, but he still took the initiative to ask me first.
No matter when we have to change from passive to active, this concept is what I taught them, and this is the original truth, since they want to make a name for themselves, then they have to start first to seize the opportunity.
If you don't shoot again, you don't have to make a move later, and the territory and the first opportunity are all grabbed by others, so what else can you do? The only thing left is to shake hands and congratulate others.
Seeing Wang Chen's appearance, although he was also beaten like Qiao Xu, my mood was much better in an instant.
I remember that when I beat Ah Kun, he performed the martial arts movements I taught him very well, and now, he can learn and apply the concepts I taught him.
I was very pleased to think of this, and patted him on the shoulder encouragingly, saying, "Well, this king is fine. ”
When he heard the words "this king", Wang Chen twitched all over, rolled his eyes, and fainted.
Looking at the two men who fainted on the ground, I was really, blue and thin, shiitake mushrooms.
Alas! Me I, I, am I easy?
I was supposed to be the god of heaven, but I became a gangster in the mortal world; I was originally the dragon king of the divine realm, but no one believed in my identity; was supposed to become a martial arts master in the Heavenly Court rivers and lakes, but there was only one success left, and this success was still unstable.
Thinking of all this, I only felt that the dragon's blood was rushing straight to my head.
"Ahh I let out a furious dragon roar, and then slammed my fist against the wall, and after hearing a continuous "bang-la-la" sound, I swung vigorously at the wall bricks and ashes that were scattered everywhere in front of me.
Suddenly, I was stunned, this and this shouldn't be! Why did I see Yan Yu sitting in front of me with a dirty face, staring at me with cracked eyes and teeth? Hurry up and take a closer look, we woke up like a dream.
Qianna, this wall, which should be able to withstand an eight-magnitude earthquake visually, was broken through by me with a punch, and it seems that my unstable strength has been restored.
And this crackling sound was so loud that it woke up the two men who fainted on the ground with a flick of their fingers.
At this point, I saw the light that suffocated me with a stick.
Hum! Ya, let you know the consequences of beating the Dragon King.
The crowd didn't see when I moved, but I fell down with a blue nose and swollen face.
That's why it's a mortal fetus with the naked eye! I've already finished the ring and won the championship, and they haven't reflected it yet.
The only one who found out that I made a move to turn it over was him, the handsome boss of the "Dragon King Society". Yan Yu found the evidence I left when I beat the light, and I left two eye marks on my fist, which were the marks of the victor left by me after I rewarded him with two panda eyes.
"Good kung fu! That's it, Long Jiu, the day after tomorrow, I'll go head-to-head with you, if you win, I'll let you go, if you lose, kneel down and kowtow to me to confess, and then recognize me as the boss, how about it? ”
"NO question." I replied to Yan Yu in English with a gloomy face. Oh God! Why is there so much ash on this wall?
"Wait, what if you lose?" My question not only made Qiao Xu and Wang Chen keep fighting with their upper and lower teeth, but also made Yan Yu, who was also dusted by the wall and couldn't distinguish his nose and eyes, also turn around.
"If I lose, then you will carry the flag of the Dragon King Society!" After speaking, he turned around in a very chic way amid everyone's exclamations of "wow, oh, ah", and left in the dust, ignoring my wild shouts from behind.
"Carrying the flag? Yan Yu, let me tell you, I won't carry the broken flag of the Dragon King Society, and the dragon flag of the Dragon Palace is still waiting for me to go back to resist! "However, after I shouted for a long time, my voice was about to burst, and no one paid attention to me.
The "carrying the flag" in Yan Yu's mouth does not mean that he is carrying a flag on his shoulder, this "carrying the flag" refers to the "leading brother" who walks in the front, which means "boss" according to the words on the road.
But the problem is that I don't want to be the boss of the Dragon King Society, no, not only the Dragon King Society, but the boss of any society.
Who is my Dragon Nine? O Dragon King! Although I, the Dragon King of Jinghe, am not as good as the Dragon King of the Four Seas, I am also the only female Dragon King in the Heavenly Court God Realm.
Qianna, dragon goddess, how can you still carry the flag in the mixed community in the world? It's hard to imagine.
"Ao Qi, you're girl, when will you bring the antidote to this king?" Thinking of all this, I thought of Ao Qi, the culprit who caused the current situation.
Now, he must be scolded by this king. Hum!
"Ahh Ahh "Second little prince Long, what's wrong with you? Did you catch a cold? A banshee who was leaning on Ao Qi's arms with heavy makeup and heavy makeup asked with concern.
"It's okay, it's okay, maybe you have too much perfume on you!" At this time, Ao Qi, who was dating and watching a 5D movie with Jade Rabbit Spirit, suddenly sneezed a few times in a row.
"Really? I have skin allergies in the past few days, and I haven't worn perfume? After listening to Ao Qi's words, the Jade Rabbit Spirit looked at Ao Qi very strangely with her beautiful eyes.
"Huh? How did I hear Long Jiu seem to be calling me? But she's in the mortal world, shouldn't be! Ao Qi was very puzzled, muttering to himself.
"Dear, what are you muttering there?" "Oh! It's nothing, maybe I've been a little angry lately, tinnitus, keep watching movies! ”
After Ao Qi finished speaking, he shook the dragon's head vigorously and opened his eyes three times, and after confirming that he had driven the illusion away, he continued to watch the movie with the jade rabbit spirit in his arms.
"Long Jiu, you don't have to shout, Yan Yu won't pay attention to you until tomorrow. Let's think about the PK of the day after tomorrow! Wang Chen looked at Long Jiu, remembering that there was a rumor on the road and that he had seen Yan Yu's skill and speed in a fight, and said with a worried expression.
I remember that time, he was besieged by seven or eight subordinates of the enemy's "overlord", armed with steel pipe knives at the same time, and the people around him who protected him were basically beaten not with facial paralysis but also with brain damage, and he himself was also slashed several times.
But who knew that this guy not only did not fall, but became more and more courageous, one hand knife went over and cut down two, and then kicked the chest of a person who slashed at him, and snatched the knife from the opponent's hand.
Then there was another backflip, a kick to the head of the man who sneaked up behind him, and finally, in the end, he wiped out all of the Overlord's men.
The bloody scene of the killing left a deep impression on Wang Chen, and he would never show mercy to the other party, it was really vicious!
After listening to Wang Chen's detailed description to me, I imagined the scene in my mind, and I only felt that I was chilled and infinitely terrifying!
"Afraid of what? You didn't see Long Jiu's punch just now, which directly broke through the wall. Such an extraordinary shot, such a martial arts master, is only found in Jin Yong's martial arts novels. ”
Qiao Xu said proudly, which made me feel like he was not me who was breaking through the wall.
"However, I feel that Long Jiu's kung fu is good and bad, and it seems that he can't play normally! Otherwise, she wouldn't have been suffocated by the light. ”
Alas, Wang Chen's words went straight to my heart, and I was worried about this!
Because of this, I regretted it after agreeing with Yan Yu to go head-to-head, but it was already enough, and I had to go head-on.
"Wang Chen, I remember you human beings, no, don't we human beings have a saying called 'good men don't fight women'? He wouldn't really do anything to me, would he? I asked Wang Chen with luck, hoping that his answer would give me some comfort.
"'A good man doesn't fight with a woman', but the problem is that he is not a good man, he is Yan Yu!"
"Ahh After Wang Chen said this truth worriedly, I instantly lay on the ground and did not move.
In this way, what am I going to fight with Yan Yu?
I seriously feel that the outcome of this battle, 99 percent of the time, is either me or I die.
"Long Jiu, you were so handsome just now, what did you mean by what you said?" Qiao Xu saw that I had returned to normal at the moment, and I was still communicating with Yan Yu in English, so he squatted next to me and asked me with admiration.
Qiao Xu's interrogative sentence eased my boredom and sorrow a little, and I stopped thinking about those troublesome things for a while, and began to teach him seriously: "That English sentence is 'no problem'. Qiao Xu! Nowadays, in this mortal world, no, this society does not rely on fighting and killing to make a name for itself. If you, I mean, if you really carry the flag for a community, then you also have to have cultural knowledge and have a certain quality and cultivation, you know? ”
"Uh-huh, yes." Seeing Qiao Xu look at me with his still unswollen pig head and adoring eyes, I decided to enlighten him more seriously.
"How can you increase your knowledge? And how to broaden your horizons? Then you have to read more books and go online. Of course, the books I'm talking about aren't the 'One Piece' comic books that you read all day long, and the Internet I'm talking about is also something you like to browse all day long, and the so-called 'human body art' or something doesn't improve you in any way. Ahem, ahem! ”
Thinking of the messy web pages that Qiao Xu browsed all day, I blushed and pretended to have an itchy throat and coughed to cover up the past.
"Okay, Long Jiu, I'll listen to you. If you don't look at these in the future, what kind of art do you say? ”
I...... I was speechless, why might this be better than playing the piano to a cow? Alas! This is a sigh to the cow!
"Okay, okay, you can play while you go! I'm going to practice. "For this Qiao Xu, whose heart is higher than the sky and his brain is stupider than a pig, I really can't do anything.
Thinking of having to fight Yan Yu the day after tomorrow, and then thinking of what Wang Chen said, after thinking about it again and again, I decided to take advantage of a little more time to practice this day, and do some kicking and waist splitting movements, I can't just sit still!
Although I don't know if I can play normally on that day, I am the only true female disciple who defeated the Buddha in a dignified fight, and my kung fu foundation is still quite good!
It's just that the martial arts of this divine realm have to rely on the spiritual power of each god to draw it out.
In other words, a god like me who has no spiritual power is a god who doesn't know kung fu at all.
No Kung Fu? Then how can Yan Yu and I go it alone? Go up and go directly as a god sandbag, and only get beaten. Buddha Jade Emperor Guanyin! Do you hear the cry of my heart?
Are your ears hot at the moment? If you are hot, you must find out which god is speaking ill of you behind your back, no, he is calling you with all sincerity.
As long as you casually get together and check, you will immediately find that the Jinghe Dragon King of the Dragon Clan of the Heavenly Court God Realm, Long Jiu is gone.
I really don't want to fight! I, I'm going home, no, back to the palace, back to the Dragon Palace!