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After Huang Xiaowei turned on the speakerphone, Dongfang Qing in his arms couldn't help but ask a lot of questions: "Uncle Cao, Uncle Liu, where are you now?" When will you be able to come back, are you still used to living outside, and if you are not used to it, go home early. ”

Cao Cao sat on the leather sofa in the nightclub, and when he heard Dongfang Qing talking to him, he smiled and said: "It's Xiaoqing, just look at me, Xiaoqing can care about us so much at home, if it is changed to Xiaowei's bastard, it will be a sentence, be careful not to die outside and let the dog take it away." ”

Dongfang Qing glanced at Huang Xiaowei, who was pale beside him, covered his mouth and chuckled.

Huang Xiaowei muttered in a very unhappy whisper, "Two old bastards, waiting for you to come back." ”

Cao Cao continued on the other end of the phone: "Xiaoqing, don't worry, Liu Daer and I have lived well in foreign countries, but the people here can't understand what they say, and I don't know if they are sometimes secretly scolding us." ”

Huang Xiaowei: "......"

"Hey, I said where the hell are you two, didn't you say to go to class abroad? Why haven't you come back after so many days? Huang Xiaowei yelled at the phone.

At this time, Liu Bei's voice suddenly came into the phone.

"Come on, come on, old leather toast, hey, cheers, I'll toast to you, what, toast don't understand?"

"Oh, that's in your hometown dialect here, it's stealing and dying, come, why don't you steal and die, hey, I'm just saying, why did you really pick up the cup, no, no, in our China, what we pay attention to is blowing on the bottle, or it's rude to the master, that who, don't look at what you're talking about,, go, take a few bottles of this XXOO here, I'm going to have a few drinks with you tonight."

Huang Xiaowei listened to Liu Bei's voice on the phone, and the scene of an old Chinese man holding a foreign old man in his arms and blowing foreign wine on a bottle had already appeared in his mind..... Huang Xiaowei instructed: "Lao Cao, tell Lao Liu Shao to drink something, you two are not at home now, don't have anything wrong." ”

Cao Cao said: "Okay, hey, Liu Da'er, Xiaowei let you drink less." ”

Liu Bei hugged the white old rich man, and had already begun to blow on the bottle, and waved his hand impatiently at Cao Cao, "Let that kid not fart, when will Lao Tzu use him, he is not my son, Cao Apu, you go and do your job, this old devil will be handed over to me, I will definitely ask him to increase our commission by ten percent tonight." ”

"Then it's all up to you."

"Don't worry."

Compared with Cao Cao and Liu Bei in the nightclub, Huang Xiaowei was confused, he wondered, how did the two old guys who couldn't even speak a few words of English bargain with foreign devils when the translator was no longer around? Could it be .......

Before Huang Xiaowei could guess it, Liu Bei had already told him the answer.

Liu Bei, who only listened to the other end of the phone, his voice was a little illusory and vague, and it seemed that he was a little drunk, and said: "This, Lao Pi, I, Liu Da'er, don't brag with you at all, then in China, I am one of the best celebrities, and the people like me." ”

Liu Bei hugged the white-haired white old rich man in the United States, with a smile on his face and treacherousness, and continued: "Look at me, a well-known person like me came to help you, don't you have to give me some money?" ”

The old rich man was so drunk by Liu Bei that he didn't know what his surname was, and nodded in a daze.

Liu Bei was happy when he saw it, "Hey, you nodded, right, that's good, I don't ask for much, just fifteen percent!" ”

After Liu Bei finished speaking, he directly opened another bottle of XO and poured it into the old rich man's mouth, and after drinking, the old rich man forgot who his father was, and nodded in a daze.

Liu Bei was so happy that he was about to jump high, "Okay, okay, if I don't say it, I like to do business with you like this, come on, hurry up, why don't you press a handprint." ”

Liu Bei, who was a little confused after drinking, took out the contract that had been prepared from his clothes pocket very neatly, and there was a red ink, Liu Bei opened the ink, grabbed the drunken old rich mother's finger and printed it fiercely, and after a while, the old rich man's handprint appeared on the contract.

After signing the contract, Liu Bei breathed a sigh of relief, and then laughed heartily: "Lao Pi, in order to celebrate the success of our cooperation, have another drink, by the way, I can tell you, your handprint is finished, if you sober up and regret it, I won't do it." ”

The old rich man drank and didn't know if he was a human or something else...... To put it simply, he was so instilled by Liu Bei that he didn't know anything.

Huang Xiaowei felt sad for the old rich man in his heart, uncle, when you meet Liu Bei and Cao Cao, you will accept your fate, these two can play with your heart and eye to kill you, and they are pouring wine and fishing in troubled waters, alas.......

Cao Cao held the phone in one hand and shouted happily at Liu Bei: "Liu Da'er did a good job, I was pouring a few glasses of wine for that grandson for a while, trying to give the commission 30%, and the contract was in my pocket, so that the two of them were not afraid of running out of money to spend when they went out to travel." ”

Liu Bei patted his chest and said, "Cao Apu, don't worry about my errands, I have to let this grandson lose a piece of meat today." ”

"Lao Cao, go on, you haven't answered my question yet." Huang Xiaowei said anxiously when he heard that Liu Bei and Cao Cao always didn't talk to him.

Cao Cao put the phone to his ear, lit a cigar, and said as he smoked, "Question? What did you just ask? ”

Huang Xiaowei: "I ask ....."

"Ao Aoao, I remembered, I remembered," Cao Cao patted his head and said embarrassedly: "Xiaowei, I'm sorry, you don't know that this foreign cigar is really strong, I am confused, what, Liu Daer and I are still in the United States, and now it seems to be in a nightclub in New York." ”

"Then Uncle Cao, Uncle Liu, when will you come back?" Dongfang Qing hurriedly said.

"Oh, Xiaoqing, we also want to go back early, but there is no way, a few old foreign tyrants will not let us go, so let us predict the future trend of the stock market for them, they can take the opportunity to make a profit, of course, as long as they make money, they will give us thirty percent."

Speaking of this, Cao Cao was very excited and said: "Xiaowei, don't you know, these foreign rich people are so rich, Liu Da'er and I usually dare to use tens of millions of dollars to speculate in stocks, they are all playing with billions, I don't lie to you at all, just a few days of hard work, my net worth and Liu Da'er have more than doubled, plus the contract signed tonight, ahahaha, it is estimated that we will be on the Forbes list next year." ”

Huang Xiaowei continued to shout: "You make a lot of money, you are amazing, but I beg you to come back quickly, I don't know if I miss you." ”

Before Cao Cao could speak, Liu Bei shouted in a loud voice.

"Xiaowei, Xiaoqing, you guys are good at home, and I'll come back when Cao Apu and I make two billion, don't worry, it's a week's worth at most, and we'll ...... when that time comes. Oh, what the hell are you doing! ”

"Damn, I said Lao Pi, you are not disgusting, didn't Lao Tzu just earn you some money, why do you still kiss Lao Tzu's hand,, kiss! Lao Tzu is not a broken sleeve, grandma, you are still energetic, right, I will let you kiss again, I will let you kiss again! ”

The sound of Liu Bei taking a beer bottle and opening a melon on the other end of the phone suddenly rang......

Seeing this, Cao Cao threw away the phone and hurriedly went up to pull the rack.

"Hey, Liu Da'er Liu Da'er, what are you doing, Mr. Leather doesn't want to do anything with you, this is a kind of etiquette of theirs, you don't know how not to beat people indiscriminately."

Liu Bei grabbed the blood-dripping XO wine bottle in his hand, stepped on the leather old tyrant's body with his big foot, heard Cao Cao's explanation, drunkenly threw the beer bottle in his hand and said, "Damn, I didn't say it earlier, I thought I had met a homosexual." ”

Liu Bei sat back on the sofa with his buttocks, pushed the old rich man who had been scooped by him with his hand, and said: "Hey, don't lie down, old skin, continue to get up and drink, didn't you say okay, whoever doesn't drink will die, old skin, old skin?" Liu Bei shouted several times in a row, and the old rich white American man in his sixties did not move.

Cao Cao looked at this scene in astonishment, and after a while, he was stunned and said, "Blood...... Liu Da'er, you bleed the head of your cash cow. ”

“boss，fuck！！”

Huang Xiaowei was on the phone, and suddenly heard a few loud shouts, if he guessed correctly, the English sentence just now should have been shouted by the bodyguard under Mr. Leather.

Sure enough, there was a crackling scuffle on the other end of the phone.

Mr. Leather, formerly known as Ahrens-Peake, is a well-known entrepreneur on Wall Street in the United States, not a tannery!

People are engaged in financial investment, and their net worth is over 5 billion, and generally people like them will definitely have dozens of bodyguards around them, mainly pretending to be coercive and shaking their prestige, today the old rich man Pique took Liu Bei Cao Cao, the two investment consultants he spent a lot of money to invite, to drink, and he also brought about a dozen bodyguards around him.

Thereupon....... After seeing that his boss was opened by Liu Bei Cao Cao, more than a dozen bodyguards rushed up without saying a word, vowing to take down Liu Bei Cao Cao and teach him a good lesson, and then wait for their boss to wake up and settle down.

But is Liu Bei Cao Cao the kind of guy who waits for you to teach him a lesson, and doesn't even dare to return his hand?

After a few fucks, Huang Xiaowei heard Liu Bei's yelling on the phone.

", grandma's, bullying Lao Tzu is a foreigner, isn't it, damn, I'm fighting with you foreign devils." Liu Bei held a beer bottle in one hand, as if he was holding his male and female double-strand sword, opening and closing among more than a dozen bodyguards, and a pair of flying legs were not reduced at all.

"Brush, brush," kicked a few legs, and a row of five or six tall bodyguards flew out.

"Bang bang." The big wine bottle slapped on, and three or four bodyguards fell down with blood on their faces.

The guests who came here to find happiness, when they saw that someone in the nightclub was fighting, they ran away screaming, and suddenly it became a pot of porridge.

Huang Xiaowei only had one phone, so he couldn't see the situation at the scene, and at this time, Liu Bei's beating begging for mercy came from the phone.

"My day, do you have a bit of public morality in your group of niggers, Lao Tzu is almost sixty this year, fuck, don't hit people in the face, I can't lose money."

Liu Bei's martial arts are really good, but he is old after all, and the opponent is still a dozen strong foreign bodyguards, the old man used the strength of wine at the beginning, and had a good meal, but after the security guards of the nightclub came to support, the old man couldn't bear it, and was kicked to the ground and began to punch and kick. ”

But just when Liu Bei had people pressed him to the ground and beat him violently, "Bang bang bang," four gunshots rang out.

I saw Cao Cao, who had just been hiding in the scuffle, suddenly appeared, holding a desert eagle that had just been snatched from the arms of two bodyguards who were knocked out by Liu Bei, standing on the table, and robbing the ceiling of the nightclub four times in a row.

At this moment, Cao Cao, who was holding the Desert Eagle, suddenly had the feeling of a two-gun old woman, ah no, it was a two-gun old man.

Cao Cao took two pistols and aimed them at the bodyguards in front of him who were punching and kicking Liu Bei and shouted: "Stop me, if anyone dares to hit Liu Da'er, the robbery in Lao Tzu's hand will not recognize anyone!" ”