0038 Do not leave the pig teammates, and give the new apricot yellow flag
Li Shun is slightly more than ten years older than Ai Xiao, and in the past, he was called the second son. Later, Ai Xiaoluo returned from Taoism and made a dojo for the people of the village for free, Li Shun personally went to the scene to see it a few times, and sincerely admired Ai Xiaoluo's mana.
"Master, is my mother's coffin ready?"
Ai Xiaoluo stared at Li Shun coldly: "How did Aunt Li die?" ”
Li Shun had tears in his eyes: "My mother has lung cancer...... I went to the big hospital in the city for an examination, and I came back to rely on medicine to maintain it, but the disease became more and more serious...... My mom didn't make it through. ”
"So Aunt Li died of illness?"
Li Shun nodded, peeking out of the corner of his eye...... Observe Ai Xiaoluo.
He patted Li Shun on the shoulder: "Don't be sad, tomorrow Aunt Li will be the seventh day, and I will make a dojo for the old man to overtake her ascension." ”
He and the fat man went home and turned out a magic weapon to be used tomorrow.
"Fatty, you have to help me tomorrow."
Tang Fatzi was a little impatient: "I thought that I could make money by doing a dojo with you, but you are good, you never charge money for doing things for your father and fellow villagers, and you are bored to do it." ”
"Just like you bear! I think you're stupid for doing chores, and you're still bargaining with me about the price? Who was the one who wanted to learn Taoism from me in the first place? ”
"We're all big guys, don't we want to learn something to make some money?" The fat man explained.
"What did Mao Si tell you?"
The fat man realized at this time that Ai Xiaoluo called him back to ask Zhang Zhiye what his intentions were.
"Oh, Zhang Zhi also found a problem, saying that the color of the coffin should be red, but you chose red sandalwood. Zhang Zhi kindly told you that I was embarrassed to say it in the Bai family's coffin shop. ”
"You go home first, and come back tomorrow morning to follow me to the Li family to do the dojo."
After the fat man left, Ai Xiaoluo began to think about the ins and outs of the whole thing...... From the Ye family's coffin shop to the Bai family's coffin shop, for Aunt Li's coffin, Mr. Feng Shui Zhang Zhiye, and the owner of the coffin shop are all working against him. Although the Bai family coffin shop agreed to his request, it changed the color without authorization. Could it be that Aunt Li's death has another hidden meaning? Obviously, Zhang Zhi also knows the inside story. Death is like a lamp going out, and these things are unknown.
Thinking of this, he picked up the phone: "Fatty, come to me immediately, I have something urgent to find you." ”
The fat man hadn't finished his meal when he got home, and muttered reluctantly: "I'll ...... when I'm done eating."
"Hurry up, it's too late!"
The fat man also wondered: Ai Xiaoluo just asked him to go home, why did he suddenly call him again?
He grabbed two sweet potatoes and put them in his pocket, eating them as he walked.
When he learned that Ai Xiaoluo was going to act in the middle of the night again, the fat man was very resistant: "I won't go!" Shall I learn some Taoism with you? You also serve the folks for free. No wonder Zhang Zhi always destroys your dojo. You smashed the feng shui master's job, can he not make it bad? ”
Ai Xiaoluo said: "You kid hasn't learned anything, and his temper is not small!" Thousands of high-rise buildings rise from the ground, everything has to be done step by step, how can anyone become a fat man after eating one bite? ”
The fat man looked at his belly: "Don't talk about my body, it's you begging me now." ”
"Fatty, do you like Ye Bing?"
Ai Xiaoluo's question stabbed the fat man's death hole.
"Ah...... It's okay, so-so. ”
Ai Xiaoluo smiled: "You see that people's expressions are like a pervert salivating, don't lie to me." ”
"What do you mean by that?" In a word, the fat man has a fever on his face.
Ai Xiaoluo hugged his shoulders: "Promise to help me do this, I'll introduce Ye Bing to you, how about it?" ”
The fat man waved his hand again and again: "Forget it, don't fool me, don't play this home remedy with the old Chinese medicine doctor." No matter how bad my IQ is, it won't get to this point. You two eyebrows, I don't have anything to do with me at all, I'm the one who lures the wolf into the house and ignites the fire! I originally wanted to find a beautiful daughter-in-law for myself, which is good, hey......" The fat man sighed disappointedly.
It is said that the emotional affairs between men and women are barely possible. Ai Xiaoluo knows this rule, and the fat man understands it even better. But human greed and self-indulgence go hand in hand.
The fat man is no exception, although he refused, but the hope rising in his heart became stronger and stronger, as long as Ai Xiaoluo helped, then he and Ye Bing could meet, at least they could talk, as for what they could talk about in the future, it would depend on the creation!
Ai Xiaoluo had already seen the fat man's inconsistent demeanor, so he continued to tempt: "If you can catch up with the young lady of the Ye family, you will be a little rich man in Huaping Village in the future." ”
The fat man was puzzled: "Cut, can I still become a rich man?" It's not like you haven't seen that our family is poor. ”
"Yes, do you want to~ You married Miss Ye and became the son-in-law of her family, your father-in-law Ye Wangquan has to teach you the craft ......of making coffins, looking at the current business situation, the two coffin shops can't do the Ye family, and they will definitely be the dominant family in the future."
The fat man's eyes blurred...... A black big bus stopped at the entrance of the village, and the fat man carried the young and beautiful Ye Bing and waved to the villagers frequently...... Suddenly he laughed dumbly.
"Hey! What do you ask? Do you agree or not? ”
The fat man came back to his senses: "...... Ah, help Aunt Li borrow the corpse to resurrect the soul? ”
Ai Xiaoluo was a little angry: "Nonsense, what did I discuss with you for so long?" ”
The fat man had a flash of inspiration, stretched out a finger and said with a smile: "Understood...... And let me wake you up at midnight? ”
Ai Xiaoluo shook his index finger and said mysteriously: "This kind of spell is no longer usable, and you must change the routine." The Taoist soul out of the body and communicate with relatives can wake up the mage, and if there is family affection, it is too deep to enter the play, and I am afraid that I will not be able to extricate myself. Aunt Li doesn't. ”
He unfurls a flag. This is an apricot yellow flag, pinched with gold edges, embroidered with a large "order" character with gold thread.
"Holy shit! Isn't this Jiang Ziya's apricot yellow flag? Do you want me to command the Three Realms? The fat man's eyes widened in surprise.
Ai Xiaoluo said: "Zishi started to do it, and you stared at it. If there is blood on the spiritual seat, you will wave the command flag and shout: Qiankun Dafa, give orders for me. Glamorous and ghostly, quickly receive your life. ”
The fat man touched the apricot yellow flag suspiciously: "Can it work?" I'll just say a few words of children's rhyme, and I'll send the ghosts and gods away? ”
Ai Xiaoluo glared at him fiercely: "Don't talk nonsense!" This is the Taoism that has been passed down by the ancestors for thousands of years. ”
The fat man muttered these four sentences in his mouth.
"I wrote it down."
The fat man walked and carried the apricot yellow flag, for fear that forgetting these lines would affect the spell of the soul dojo by borrowing corpses.
"I'm not done yet."
The fat man turned his head and asked, "What's the matter?" Anything else? ”
Ai Xiaoluo took out a red hijab from his bag, to be precise, a piece of red cloth embroidered with "Shou". It was the face covering cloth that he and his grandfather borrowed from the corpse last time, and 99 longevity characters were embroidered with gold thread.
"This thing in my bag all day long? looked cautious and panicked. The fat man said.
"Don't underestimate the red hijab, it can save our lives at a critical time. If you see Aunt Li's spiritual position vibrating, use this hijab to cover the spiritual position. ”