Chapter 202: The Defeat of the Hero
"Okay, okay, I know that when Wan'er was a child, except for Xiaowei, you were a stinky boy who didn't do anything to play with her every day, and you played some revolutionary friendship, but you kid hugged Wan'er for so long, you weren't afraid that Meng Yao would be jealous, and go back to punish you for kneeling on the washboard?" Qin Shi Huang shouted at Huo Quai.
Huo Quzhi pursed the corners of his mouth disdainfully, and at the same time let go of the hand holding Wan'er, "Brother Win, that's you, don't think that all men in the world have the same virtue as you." ”
"That's it." Meng Tian stood aside very unceremoniously to mend the knife.
Wan'er grinned and grabbed Qin Shihuang and Meng Tian's arms, stood between the two, like a child, looked at the two of them and asked, "Has Brother Ying been bullied by Sister Mingyue recently?" Hehe, Brother Meng was lucky to marry Sister Xianglian. "Today may be the day when Wan'er has the most smiles and the happiest ever.
Qin Shi Huang's face was a little unbearable, and he touched his nose embarrassedly, "Oh, I don't know her in general, if you want to say that this woman is really, I don't know what's wrong, she was quite gentle and cute before she got married, but after she got married and gave birth to Ling Wei, her temper is getting bigger and bigger day by day, you win brother and I ........"
"That's not it, I have to train the king like a dog every day." Meng Tian pursed his lips and began to mend the knife again.
Did you find out, don't look at General Meng's usual words, he usually just follows the big guy to have a good time, but he is especially willing to mend the knife, and take advantage of people's inattention to directly come to a sentence that can make people collapse, belonging to the kind of three sticks can't hit a fart, if there is really a fart, you can directly collapse and look for teeth all over the ground.
Isn't this it, Meng Tian said a word, and blew Qin Shi Huang up again, shouting loudly at the top of his voice, "You think you're good, why are you special...... Oh: yes, you're really good....... The wife is virtuous, and she doesn't let you do any work, which is like a widow...... Alas. ”
Qin Shi Huang tilted his head slightly, blinked at the big eyes beside him, and Wan'er, who was very curious, complained loudly: "Wan'er, you don't know, what else does Lao Meng have besides good luck?" But in response to that sentence, stupid people are especially stupid, you talk about Xianglian such a gentle person, why, why did he let him pick it up in a village? ”
"If you want to talk about this matter, the widow still doesn't believe it, don't you say that Xianglian was picked up by your eldest brother Meng, or picked up in the days of chaos, one of them is the general of my Great Qin, and the other is a village girl from the enemy country, the big gap between the two is particularly scary," Qin Shi Huang clapped his hands and said with a rich expression: "Hey, but these two people have really come together, where is this special reasoning." "Qin Shi Huang's hand shook as if it was swinging.
The corners of General Meng's mouth curled slightly, and he seemed to be very proud, "Wang, the last general is called Jiren, he has his own heavenly help, hehe, but you still say me, isn't it also interesting that you meet Mingyue, at that time, why did you just come and help Xiaowei play basketball together, you were deceived by Pinghui's people in a few strokes, and you stopped doing it angrily, but as soon as you went out, you met Mingyue, and it didn't take long for you to ......"
"Hey, hey," Qin Shi Huang's corrective voice sounded, "What do you mean by just going out, I've been walking for a long time, and I met Mingyue when I'm done, and then it's not so fast, very slow, very slow." ”
Wan'er covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "Yes, it's really slow, and Brother Ying was still very wooden at that time, Sister Mingyue complained to Sister Xiaoqing every day, saying that you don't understand the amorous feelings." ”
Huo Quzhi silently raised his claws, "That's it, Sister Mingyue also told me that Brother Ying used to be very woody." ”
Qin Shi Huang glared, "There is your kid's, where was you when you fought Pinghui, you kid was later to know no, you only came out when you fought with the group of grandsons of the Bayi team." ”
"Cut." Huo Quai's naughty Chong Qin Shi Huang made a grimace, "I heard what Sister Mingyue said later, no, hum, faint monarch, I wish you to drive the crane west as soon as possible and give the world to Gaozu." ”
"Hey, you stinky boy."
A group of people recalled with nostalgia what had happened before, as well as the interesting things they had encountered when they first met, but soon, this happy scene became awkward.
When Wan'er chatted with Qin Shi Huang and Meng Tian for a few more words, finally, her gaze fell uncontrollably to the side, and Huang Xiaowei, who had been standing at the back and not saying a word since she entered the main hall.
As if sensing his gaze, Huang Xiaowei's body, who had been keeping his head down, suddenly shook, swallowed his saliva gently, and his eyes buried in his chest also turned.
"Wan, Wan'er, how are you doing, how are you doing? Little Viagra hasn't come to see you for a long time, have you missed Little Viagra? After a short period of confusion, Huang Xiaowei put on a struggling smile and forced himself to say hello to Wan'er, who was the same as before.
And Wan'er's response was beyond his expectations, but it was also reasonable.
Letting go of the jade hand holding Meng Tian's arm, Wan'er's face hung with ...... Very standard, well, a very standard smile came to Huang Xiaowei, smiled and hugged him, "Well, little viagra, Wan'er is doing well, I just miss you and Sister Xiaoqing very much." After saying this, Wan'er quickly withdrew and left.
One stood in place like a piece of wood, not responding to the hug.
The other seemed to be afraid of any disease on his body, and with a light touch, he quickly left.
The scene is extremely weird and extremely embarrassing.
Because the stiffness in the words of the two of them could be heard by almost anyone, even Meng Tian and Huo Quzhi felt that something was wrong, and their eyes swept over Huang Xiaowei and Shangguan Wan'er suspiciously.
Qin Shi Huang stood aside awkwardly, Liu Bei and Cao Cao didn't know what to say, but they just exchanged glances with each other.
At this time, Huang Xiaowei stretched out his hand and patted Wan'er's fragrant shoulder with some trembling, "Well, we, we also miss you very much, go home and have a look when you have nothing to do." ”
"But you won't come to pick me up either." The trembling words of resentment blurted out from Wan'er's mouth, she was still staring at Huang Xiaowei's eyes so stubbornly, but the other party's eyes never fell on her.
Sometimes she really can't control herself.
As expected, as soon as Wan'er said this, Huang Xiaowei's forehead was instantly covered with a layer of cold sweat, like a statue stunned in place, not moving, just when he was thinking about resolving the embarrassment in front of him, Wan'er solved it for him very intimately.
I saw Wan'er take away the stubbornness on her face, and ran to Cao Cao and Liu Bei's side, holding the arms of the two of them, and asked, "Grandpa Cao, Grandpa Liu, why did you come to see Wan'er today?" ”
Cao Cao Liu Bei smiled and continued the conversation, "Why else, I miss you so much, you don't want to go home for the New Year, we have to come." ”
Wan'er lowered her head in shame, "Grandpa Cao, Grandpa Liu, you also know that I am married now, and there are a lot of rules here, little viagra wants to bring me back every time I come, but if this is the case, Wan'er will be sorry for her husband." ”
"Huh?" As soon as Wan'er said this, Huo Quzhi and Meng Tian screamed in fright, only Liu Bei, Cao Cao and Qin Shihuang were silent, and the expressions on their faces were even more solemn.
"Wan'er, you, are you married? When did it happen? Meng Tian asked in disbelief.
"That's it, Wan'er, you, why don't you tell us when you get married, Brother Xiaojun is here to congratulate you." Huo Quzhi also asked uncomfortably.
Wan'er just shrugged her shoulders at this, "The big wedding came in a hurry, and I'm here, if little viagra doesn't come, I can't notify you, so I have to cut it first and then play." ”
"Ao, that's it, that's nothing, but Wan'er, he, who is he, is it good for you?" Huo Quzhi thought that since Wan'er was already married, he couldn't ask anything else, anyway, since Wan'er was married, I believe she must be married to someone she likes.
Wan'er set her eyes on Huang Xiaowei, who was standing behind Huo Quai, bowing her head and saying nothing, and smiled lightly.
"He, he is His Majesty today, a man who is very good to me, and I am very, very fond of him."
At this moment, Wan'er's face did not show any praise for her husband, only ridicule.
Turning her head slightly, Wan'er set her eyes on Liu Bei and Cao Cao, smiled, and emphasized a sentence emphatically.
"Grandpa Cao, Grandpa Liu, Wan'er is already married, and she is already someone else's wife."
Liu Bei Cao Cao frowned at the same time, and in his heart, he couldn't help but sigh, "This game is really getting more and more chaotic, and there is more and more fog on it." ”
And they ...... It doesn't seem to have the power to break the game at all.
The reason is very simple, they are not outsiders, as early as when this matter involved Wan'er and Huang Xiaowei, the two people they cared about, the two old heroes had already entered the game.
Especially Wan'er's sentence just now, almost telling the two old heroes in disguise that everything is a foregone conclusion, and you are too late.
Cao Cao and Liu Bei were put on the table by the little girl who was raised by himself, and it was precisely because she understood them that Wan'er had to say those words, and she had to push the two old guys who had the ability to change everything far away.
In this way, Cao Cao and Liu Bei basically can't break the game anymore, because they can't even find a starting point.
As Wan'er said, everything was a foregone conclusion, and they came too late.
is the same as Huang Xiaowei, the two old men came to Datang this time with the hope of cracking everything, but they didn't expect that in the end, they were the same as Huang Xiaowei, and the people in their hearts couldn't say a word, so they were pushed back by the girl.
As for Huang Xiaowei........ Because he had been standing behind Huo Qu and bowing his head, he didn't see the expression on Wan'er's face when he said that sentence at all.
"He, he is His Majesty today, a man who is very good to me, and I am very, very fond of him."
Huang Xiaowei only heard ten words emphatically, "Your Majesty today, I like it very, very much." ”
Heh, it's still the same, as I guessed, she married him for the two words of His Majesty, hehe, hehe, hehehe.
........
At the same time that Wan'er was fighting with Cao Cao, Liu Bei and Huang Xiaowei, Wu Sansi also got the news from the palace's eyeliner.
There are only four words on the secret report - Waiting for the Escape.
Huang Xiaowei came, and as soon as he learned the news, Wu Sansi immediately put down everything in his hand and asked people to prepare horses and rush to the palace.
He said that he was going to do something for Wan'er, and he was going to take a bad breath for Wan'er!
In a man's way!