Chapter 276: I'm a Good Drinker
He was very disdainful of Jiu Wu's invitation, not because he felt that the other party couldn't compare to him, but because he felt that the other party's idea was very naΓ―ve.
What's the point of drinking this kind of obvious ending?
Looking at the two people lying on the ground, it was obvious that they fell to the ground because they couldn't drink each other.
Looking at the four wine jars on the ground, it is obvious that two of them were drunk by the old fox and Skywalker, and half of them were not drunk.
And the person in front of him put the two empty jars upside down, and the inside was obviously drunk.
If you drink with him like this, the one who ends up falling to the ground is definitely yourself.
Zhang Fan shook his head directly and said, "If you don't drink it, you have to drink it yourself." β
Jiu Wu smiled and said: "As the saying goes, wine is less than a thousand cups of confidants, since we meet, it is fate, this fate can not be found, do you really not want to have a drink with me?" β
Zhang Fan glanced at him, although this guy is powerful, he doesn't look like a bigwig-level character.
In his impression, those bigwigs are either high up, or they are chained by various chains, and one of them is not dead if his heart is gouged out.
Looking at the stinky clothes left in front of him except for the smell of alcohol, this doesn't look like a big guy.
However, Zhang Fan also understands a truth, in this world, you must not look at anyone with the eyes of ordinary people.
Not to mention the drunkard in front of him, even if he is a beggar, maybe he is a hidden **oss.
Zhang Fan hesitated for a moment and asked, "Then if I get you drunk, what good will I do?" β
Jiu Wu raised his eyebrows slightly, and said with a smile: "Hehe, if you can get me drunk, I'll call you uncle." β
Zhang Fan's eyes suddenly lit up and said, "What did you say?" β
Jiu Wu patted his chest and said, "I have a good wine." β
Zhang Fan stopped talking nonsense, picked up a jar of wine from the side and prepared to pour it into his mouth.
But as soon as the wine jar was halfway up, he suddenly let go of his hand and said: "This is not good, at first glance, you are a wine fairy who is not drunk with a thousand glasses, if I drink with you like this, won't I suffer a loss?" β
At this time, Jiuwu's heart is itching, he has no other hobbies in his life, he likes to gamble with others, and whoever falls to the ground first will lose.
Looking at the dog in front of him, he had already raised the wine jar to his mouth, but put it down again, and he felt very uncomfortable.
said in an anxious tone: "This is what you promised yourself, don't play tricks on me." β
Zhang Fan shook his head with a smile and said, "I mean, let's drink in a different way." β
Jiu Wu looked at the wine jar in his hand, and his tone was slightly impatient: "You talk about it first." β
"The senior must be a good drinker, and looking at you like this, it seems that you have never had a good drink, since the senior thinks that it is boring to drink alone, so I have to accompany you to drink, but we need to set a condition first."
Jiu Wu waved his hand and said: "Don't talk nonsense, if you don't want to drink, just say it, what conditions are unconditional." β
Zhang Fan said with a smile: "In this way, I take a sip, you take two sips, I am taking a sip, you take four sips, and so on, it will be regarded as a senior who let me, how about it?" β
Jiu Wu was only thinking about drinking at this time, where did he care what Zhang Fan was saying, after listening to Zhang Fan's words, he only felt that he didn't seem to suffer a loss, after all, his alcohol consumption was not comparable to ordinary people.
What's more, this kind of inferior wine, even if you drink a hundred jars, you will not necessarily get drunk.
But this little dog is also smart, and he knows how to limit himself in this way, which is much more interesting than the two dumb boys who know how to drink stuffy.
Jiu Wu nodded and said, "Yes, but don't get drunk, or you will say that I am cheating." β
Zhang Fan smiled and took out a large piece of cloth from the bell and put it in front of him, he said with a smile: "Senior, don't worry, although I don't drink much, but it will be very clear here." β
Zhang Fan pointed to his head.
Jiu Wu glanced at the long folded cloth that Zhang Fan put beside him strangely, nodded slightly, and said, "Do you come first, or do I come first?" β
Zhang Fan said with a smile: "The seniors have all let me so humble, of course I came first, but I can't let you down." β
After speaking, he lifted the wine jar and poured it into his mouth, then picked up the cloth beside him and wiped it lightly on his mouth.
Jiu Wu slapped his thigh fiercely: "Okay, happy, it's my turn." β
While he drank it, Zhang Fan reminded: "At present, the seniors only need to drink two sips, don't have more." β
Jiu Wu poured two sips into his mouth, then put the wine jar on the ground, looked at Zhang Fan and said, "It's your turn." β
Zhang Fan smiled and nodded, took a sip, and then picked up a long cloth and wiped his mouth.
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Half an hour passed, during which Zhang Fan changed nearly several pieces of long cloth, and every time when the long cloth was wet and about to drip wine, he secretly changed a piece while he was drinking on the fifth day.
At this time, Jiu Wu couldn't remember how many sips he should drink, he looked at Zhang Fan with confused eyes and asked, "I...... Belch...... How much should I drink? β
Zhang Fan glanced at the numbers he had calculated on the ground with his paws, and looking at the series of numbers on the ground, Zhang Fan's brain began to get dizzy.
So he said casually: "Not much, only 1,800 altars." β
Jiu Wu's eyes widened: "You kid looks down on me? When you were on the last handful, you told me about 1,800 altars, and now you still have 1,800 altars? β
The corners of Zhang Fan's mouth twitched slightly, this person was afraid that he was not crazy about drinking.
In just half an hour, the surrounding area was already full of empty jars, and the restaurants in the neighboring cities had been bought out by him, and almost all the wine had fallen into his stomach.
If he wasn't afraid that he would drink to death in front of him, Zhang Fan would not care about him 3721, and he would drink to death.
Of course, looking at the way he drank during this period, Zhang Fan was afraid when he looked at it, what kind of drinking is this, this is simply drinking life.
At the beginning, it was fine, but in the back, it was a mouthful of a jar, and normal people who would drink like this would have already entered the coffin.
Jiu Wu subconsciously raised his hand and touched the surroundings, grabbed a wine jar and poured it into his mouth, but the jar was already empty.
The wine was angry and threw the jar to the ground, and with a bang, the old fox and Skywalker who were sleeping next to him jumped up.
At this time, Jiu Wu's footsteps had begun to be unstable, his face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, and the whole person walked staggered, and he was about to fall to the ground, but he straightened his body.
Jiu Wu pointed at Zhang Fan and said, "You...... You wait, I'll buy some more. β
Zhang Fan flipped through the white cigarette, threw the long cloth beside him into the bell, and then walked to Jiu Wu's side and said, "Seniors have a good amount of alcohol, can I admit defeat?" β
Jiu Wu shouted angrily: "Fart, it's obvious that Lao Tzu lost!" β
Zhang Fan said helplessly: "Yes, yes, yes, you lost, you lost, let's not drink, okay?" β
Jiu Wuyi slapped the stone on the side of the road and roared angrily: "Don't you just want me to call you uncle, Lao Tzu won't call me, what can you do to me." β
Zhang Fan glanced at the piece that had been smashed and took a step back slightly: "Senior, this wine is a bit scary." β