Hand the two trophies to Henry, although Henry didn't get anything, but being able to touch them was not in vain.

Of course, the main reason why the trophy was handed to Henry was that Quaresma had to participate in the lottery as an assistant in the lottery, to put it bluntly, he stood behind as a mascot, and he didn't need to go out with his hands.

He would have liked to feel if it was cold with a ball, but UEFA didn't give him that chance.

Soon, the draw ceremony officially began!

Quaresma stared at the balls on his plate, wondering if there were any balls that were quietly steaming.

However, he did not get his wish.

Thinking about it, if UEFA really did such low-level tricks, I am afraid it would have been overturned a long time ago, and it would not have been until now, although it has been criticized verbally and written, it has not been caught with substantive evidence.

So, let's care about the grouping!

In Pot 2, Quaresma doesn't think there is a team that can pose much of a threat to Arsenal.

Bayern dominates the Bundesliga, but it is still not the most competitive in Europe during this period;

Although Chelsea is also the second team, Arsenal obviously can't touch Chelsea;

Roma was lucky to qualify for the Champions League because of the phonegate incident, and its strength is not outstanding;

The French hegemon Lyon has this strength, but their style is somewhat similar to Arsenal, and the European black store will sell a little blood every season, and the overall strength is not as good as Arsenal;

As for the rest of the Eindhoven and Celtic teams, they are at best a make-up number;

The only thing that makes Quaresma a little tangled is that Porto are also in Pot 2.

You might even run into it!

For UEFA, creating a little bit of excitement is not a shady thing.

Quaresma, the hottest player in world football, collided with his old club, which is naturally a topic that can attract attention.

With UEFA's urine, this could well become a reality.

Based solely on the highlights of the matchup, Quaresma can guess at least 3 to 4 sets of matchups.

Chelsea and Barcelona have met for the second season in a row, so a third meeting seems like a logical fit;

Real Madrid and Lyon also have enough topics to talk about, last season the two teams were in the same group, but Real Madrid was beaten by Lyon without temper, which is for the Galacticos, don't they want to wash away the shame?

Arsenal and Porto also have a good chance of being in the same group;

If it weren't for the fact that AC Milan and Liverpool were in the same Pot 1 team, the frenzied UEFA would have placed them in the same group.

Anyway, it won't affect them to qualify, fight in advance, and contribute a little attention and topic, isn't it good!

......

Quaresma was already on the stage and by this time, UEFA executive Olsen had already started to take the ball out of his plate.

A team was drawn out and placed in its own position, until the first tier of teams was drawn, and finally entered the climax!

Chelsea!

Barcelona!

There was an exclamation at the scene, and it was a mess, and Chelsea and Barcelona were unbelievably together again!

In contrast to the audience's near-riotous reaction, Quaresma's expression behind Olsen was extremely flat, because the result was not at all a surprise to him.

What's there to be surprised about?

It's been so long that you still can't understand UEFA's way of doing things?

If Chelsea and Barcelona don't get in one group, it's a surprise!

But at this time, Quaresma still smiled meaningfully, and told everyone with this expression...... I didn't smoke it, don't blame me!

After the commotion, the draw ceremony continued, and even Real Madrid were placed in the same group as Lyon, which did not cause further commotion.

Especially when Olsen drew Arsenal into the same group as Porto, Quaresma smiled, and the smile was unabashed.

All right!

I knew it was going to be this way!

That's fine, at least I can go back to Porto!

I can see those teasers again, and I don't know how they are doing after the World Cup.

How many cases has Beyer's law firm taken on?

What level of Rap does Merreles have?

Has Pepe's martial arts broken through the realm?

Is Postiga so sentimental that he cries every time he watches a small movie?

Oh, Fabiano is gone, and they don't necessarily want to get together to watch a little movie......

By this time, Quaresma behind Olsen had already begun to wander into foreign objects, and he didn't care who the other two opponents in the group were!

......

After the draw for the Champions League group stage, the likes of Quaresma and Thierry Henry returned to London to train and prepare for the upcoming Premier League fixture.

Just when the outside world was noisy about the results of the group draw, Quaresma, who returned to the club, was told a news that he was very interested in.

- Arsenal FC will apply for Guinness World Records for him.

In the next game against Manchester City, Quaresma scored an incredible four goals in the space of 10 minutes, which is already a Guinness World Record!

Although Quaresma didn't know the fastest time to complete his senior year, it was definitely more than 10 minutes, so applying for the Guinness World Records was no problem.

Will you be a Guinness World Record holder in the future?

He didn't think about the possibility of not being able to apply, fans all over the world can make a name for themselves, which can't be faked at all!

Of course, the so-called Guinness World Record cannot face all the games in the world, after all, for those amateur wild balls or even professional teams against amateur teams, it is entirely possible to score four goals in ten minutes!

This record is only for all the top leagues in world football, and this limit is also necessary.

The Guinness World Records certificate can be put into the honor room to prove that you are a miracle of completion.

But should my honor room be expanded, I'm afraid that at the end of this season, the honor room won't be able to hold all my honors.

Otherwise, let's set up an exhibition hall by yourself!

Put all the honorary trophies and certificates in there, and open the door for everyone to visit and worship.

That's a good idea, and it's perfectly satisfying to your vanity!

It's so beautiful!

But at this moment, Quaresma suddenly thought of a very serious problem!

It seems that there is no way to hold this record for too long!

If I'm not mistaken, it won't take ten seasons for Polish striker Lewandowski to complete a god-defying skill...... Five goals in nine minutes!

That's a real animal!

If the future really develops like the previous life, then his own record will be broken by Lewandowski!

Slapped on the beach, shot to death!

It's a little embarrassing to think about!

He already has a global reputation, and if Lewandowski really breaks his own record, then he will be used as a comparison object and background, becoming a stepping stone for Lewandowski.

"The record of the king of the ball is ancient, Lewandowski breaks the record of Quaresma!"

"Beyond the King of Balls, Lewandowski miracles against the sky!"

"Lewandowski says no to Quaresma's record!"

......

One can imagine how disturbing such statements would be.

No, but because I have achieved a little achievement, I am complacent, and while I break the record, I must also improve the new record to a level that future generations will look up to.

Isn't Lewandowski 5 goals in 9 minutes, then he will continue to work hard and strive for 5 goals in 8 minutes!

Although it is difficult, Lewandowski can complete it, and there is no reason why he will not be able to complete it.

One day, I'm going to keep all the records in world football by myself!

......

He didn't have to worry about applying for Guinness World Records, but Quaresma focused more on his preparations.

In the third round, Arsenal's opponent is the mid-table team Middlesbrough.

Mid-range teams or something, Quaresma favorites!

There is no desire, no injustice, no hatred, and naturally they will not work hard casually, so it is most suitable for such a team to brush up on goals.

In the previous life, the peerless duo directly pierced the goal ceiling of the top league and turned football into a real goal game, at that time, if you don't know how to score goals, then you are not embarrassed to say that you are a striker.

Affected by this, Quaresma naturally does not look down on the mainstream goal efficiency in football now.

Rather than letting the peerless Shuangjiao create an era, it is better to create an era by yourself, an era in which real goals are counted.

With 38 Premier League games in a season, not taking into account injuries for the entire season, some minor injuries plus active rotation, Quaresma may not be able to play more than 30 games.

At least last season, Quaresma didn't reach this several times!

If you consider the efficiency of the goal, then you have to score at least 40 goals to be considered shocking, right?

Therefore, Quaresma initially set his goal of 40 goals, and there is no cap!

Although the Premier League is not a good place to score goals compared to La Liga, and the game is more onerous, Quaresma is confident that he will get there.

The premise is that he takes every opportunity and scores more goals against mid-table teams!

Myburgh is the perfect place to be!

Speaking of which, Quaresma is still quite interested in Myburgh, or rather, he is interested in the new head coach of Myburgh.

In May, he was still fighting on the pitch in a jersey, and in June he came to the training ground in a suit to lead his former team-mates in training, and Southgate is also a wonder in football.

After retiring at the end of last season and being appointed head coach immediately, Southgate completed the transition from player to manager.

Southgate's coaching ability aside, the key is that he doesn't even have a coaching certificate.

Had it not been for the FA's grace to ease the conditions and allow Southgate to coach for 12 weeks without a coaching certificate, Southgate would not have thought of being able to stand on the sidelines and direct the team's games.

I'm afraid this kind of thing can only happen in England!

However, Southgate is still doing well in England, and the Three Lions are playing very happily with the most starless flavor, which can be regarded as great!

Back to the present, Quaresma still can't imagine what kind of experience it is for the Middlesbrough players to become their own manager today, even though they were teammates yesterday.

If in a few seasons, Thierry Henry retires and directly replaces Arsene Wenger as Arsenal's manager, how will he position his relationship with Henry?

At least, if you go to a nightclub or something, you can't invite Henry......

Probably, you can't just pick his hair anymore!

Either way, it's a bit embarrassing.

But this does not affect Quaresma to go all out against Middlesbrough, this game, the brace is the bottom line, no less!

......

Once again, the Emirates Stadium is packed, with avid Arsenal fans already filling every spot in the new stadium and will continue to do so even if the team doesn't do well.

What's more, the team's momentum is ferocious now, and they almost disbanded Manchester City in the last round, how could they miss the next game?

Of course, it would be nice if Arsenal's tickets didn't go up in price!

It has to be said that after moving into the new stadium, the number of seats has increased, coupled with the increase in ticket prices, Arsenal's income on match day may increase a lot.

Quaresma and his teammates warmed up to the cheers of the fans, and from time to time the "Song of Quaresma" would be played on the field, and, compared to before, there were a few more words.

'He can score four goals in 10 minutes, he's capable of anything, his record is unbeatable......

Well, Quaresma felt that the actions of the fans were still very time-sensitive, and in just a week, the new lyrics were already familiar to all fans.

After a long-range shot hit the target and drew cheers from the fans, Quaresma and his team-mates were ready to head back to the dressing room for final preparations.

However, when he walked to the sidelines, Quaresma's eyes stayed on a figure.

A red baseball cap with the Arsenal team crest on his head, an Arsenal home jersey, huge funny leather shoes on his feet, a big belly, and green skin......

That's right, he's Arsenal's mascot Rex – a green Tyrannosaurus rex.

Why did Quaresma notice the Arsenal mascot?

Usually at home games, at this time, Rex will constantly play up the atmosphere on the sidelines, so that the fans will keep in a very high state.

But today, Rex was sitting on a chair on the sidelines, with Erlang's legs crossed and a newspaper in his hand, reading with relish and feeling extremely leisurely.

Rex's actor has changed?

Quaresma scratched his head!

Could it be that the content in the newspaper is so attractive that the actors can't even take care of their work?

Quaresma walked over curiously, crouched down next to Rex, and looked at the newspaper, wondering what was so appealing.

The Sun

Third Edition

A ** girl with a hot body

The sudden stimulation made Quaresma's nosebleed almost spurt!

Looking at Rex in shock, Quaresma felt that he might have met a fake mascot today.

You're such a wave, do you know Fred?

Without hesitation, Quaresma tore the newspaper and went into the locker room with Rex's bewildered expression.

Confiscate!

Come to my office after class to pick it up!

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