"Humph! Naturally, the old man will not worry about a child! The old man Bai snorted coldly, and then added: "But the old man still doesn't believe it, a little doll with a milky smell can have this kind of literary style, the old man still has to give it a try!" Wenxun, you go and try this little doll and show what you are best at......"

"Okay, teacher!" As Mr. Bai's words fell, among the students of the Academy of Literature, a young man stood up again.

I guess I'm about seventeen years old.

As soon as he came out, he looked at Xiao Bai with contempt, and then asked, "Little brother, do you know the right pair?" ”

"Who doesn't know the right pair of poems?" Xiao Bai suddenly glanced at the young man named Wen Xun, and then in his mind, he suddenly remembered a classic pair, and immediately said, "You, do you want to pair with me?" ”

"That's nature! I'm just here to see if you're really literate. Moon Xun said.

"I'm young, shall I come first?" Xiao Bai asked again, well, this guy knows how to use his own advantages.

What's wrong with that? You're just out of the question, please! ”

Xiao Bai smiled slightly, thinking to himself, this fool, so happily agreed? Then he will be numb by his own scalp later......

"Then you listen, my Shanglian, I went to the mountains one day, and saw two little monkeys playing, learning carpenter sawing wood, and I was moved. This topic is: In the deep mountains where the two apes break the wood, the little monkey can also saw? ”

This pair, Xiao Bai is naturally no stranger, on the D ball, Xiao Bai often listens to cross talk. His favorite, Yu Qian, the cross talk queen who smokes, drinks and burns her head, also took this to embarrass Guo Qilin, the son of the cross talk emperor Guo Degang!

Saw and "sentence" homonym, this uplink, which means that the little monkey also dares to speak out and be ashamed to come to the sentence?

The people present also understood in seconds, whether it was a student of the Martial Arts Academy, a hundred civil and military officials, or His Majesty's queen and princess, who was a fool? How could it be that the ambiguity was not heard?

However, this question is difficult.

Even if the question is out, it stumped that Wenxun, and even insulted him!

Seeing that Wen Xun's face was blue and he gritted his teeth, Xiao Bai pretended to be innocent and asked, "What's wrong?" Hard? Right? I'm sorry to ask your teacher to come......"

Wen Xun looked at Mr. Bai at this time, and the old Mr. Bai sighed, then stood up and looked at Xiao Bai: "The old man will try you personally!" This time I'm here to ask! ”

"You're out of the question?"

"What, scared? Will you use some uplinks that I don't know where I heard them and play tricks on people to make things difficult for people? I ask you, do you know the next link yourself? Mr. Bai said.

Xiao Bai didn't answer his question, but asked again, "Are you sure you want to make a question?" ”

"What? I can't get out? If you're scared, I can let you out of the question, but it can't be this kind of side-by-side, trick-tricking link! Lest others say that I am a bully! Mr. Bai said.

Xiao Bai was stunned for a moment, and suddenly he was overjoyed.

This man is so easy to talk to?

Then he will be angry, and he will be aggrieved by himself!

By the way, can I give him a task at this time?

Anyway, as soon as his own problem comes out, he will definitely be angry, if it can be regarded as his success in tricking him, then he can more or less get some experience points!

So Xiao Bai meditated in his heart, and ordered Xiaoya to choose Mr. Bai as the target of the trick!

"Ding~ You have independently released the task: [Tricky Bai Fu Sheng], please successfully trick him within 24 hours! Once the time limit has expired and the task is not completed, it will be counted as a mission failure! ”

I can really give a task, it's cool!

Bai Fusheng, is it? It turned out that this old man's name was Bai Fusheng.

"What do you think? Is it so difficult to come out? "Mr. White...... Oh, now it's time to call it Bai Fusheng!

Bai Fusheng was already a little impatient, and suddenly opened his mouth to urge: "If you don't come up with the question, then the old man will come out!" ”

Xiao Bai said: "With ......"

"Quick talk!"

"Don't worry, I still have an allusion to this couplet, that is, one day, I went out with my father on a horse, but the horse I was riding was a little old, and after stepping into the quagmire, my forefoot was actually stuck in it, and I couldn't pull it out, so I was very troubled. So, my question is: How can an old animal get out of the mud when a horse is stuck in the mud? ”

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It's quiet.

Incredibly quiet.

When a pin falls on the ground, everyone can hear it.

The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, plus the students and teachers of the Lingfeng Academy, a total of more than 100 people, could only hear the sound of breathing among themselves.

Everyone looked at Xiao Bai and thought to themselves, this little kid, I really don't know what to say about him......

As soon as this kind of tricky topic comes out, it is both embarrassing and humiliating!

Just finished scolding the little one, and then scolding the old one?

Huh? Isn't this question just right for the one he scolded Wen Xun before?

It seems that this is a couplet, but it was just taken apart by this kid to embarrass people.

Didn't he just tell Mr. Bai that there was actually an answer to this question?

Long Ying stopped talking, trying his best to endure it, wanting to laugh but not smiling, looking very majestic.

And that Liu Lao also shook his head helplessly, looking at Bai Fusheng, thinking to himself that this pretentious and self-proclaimed companion of his own was now insulted repeatedly by a child, it is estimated that he has the heart to die, right?

But Liu Lao didn't speak, he didn't like to deal with Bai Fusheng very much, and he didn't like this kind of person either. If it weren't for the fact that he was also a member of the Lingwu Academy, he was the elder of the Martial Academy, and he was the only elder of the Academy of Literature, he really didn't want to take a second look at this kind of person.

"Bai Lao, why don't you take it? Are you also stumped? You can't do it, you don't have any ink in your stomach, you can use the questions I gave your students to pick up...... I've told you all the answers, students! Xiao Bai continued to engage in people's mentality, yin and yang strange qi.

Shrimp pig heart, really shrimp pig heart......

Seeing that Bai Fu Sheng, his old face suddenly turned red, and he scolded: "Little brute, what an uneducated little brute......"

Xiao Bai suddenly sneered: "Who is uneducated?" I'm not going to scold people in court, I'm still scolding a child. Don't play if you can't afford it, it's you who jumped out, but you can't afford to play, and you're on top of the main hall, it's you who insult people so much! Forget it, I'm going back to eat, so I say, there's a belly of ink for fart? The more ink you have in your stomach, the more careful you are? ”

After speaking, Xiao Bai made a grimace, looking cute and funny, and returned to Xiao Cheng and sat down.

His grimace amused everyone except Bai Fusheng and his disciples, but it made Bai Fusheng even more embarrassed, eager to strangle him!

"Alright, alright...... It's a farce, Mr. Bai shouldn't worry about a child......"

Again, the words that mean the same thing as "he's just a kid"!

This sentence is really a sharp weapon for bear children......

When Bai Fusheng heard this, he suddenly roared with a hot current, and a mouthful of dark red blood slowly overflowed from the corner of his mouth.

"Teacher ......"

Someone rushed out anxiously in an instant and supported him!

He waved his hand suddenly, and sat down tremblingly.

Xiao Bai was dumbfounded, himself, vomited blood?

This person can't stand the scolding like this?

Fortunately, he came to this world by himself, if Zhuge Kongming came, he would still have his life?

It was not the famous rapper Wang Lang who scolded to death, but his .......

Hey, I'm still shallow, and I can't compare to Wolong's eloquence......

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