What a kidney is and what it means to a man, everyone knows. It goes without saying what it means to that man if it is lost, or if it is seriously hurt.

As a young genius who has been determined to become a Dou Emperor since he was a child, expand his harem, and live a beautiful life of holding two in three years and four in five years, Xiao Yan said that Young Master Ben is not ** yet, how can he have kidney dysfunction?

"Impossible!" His face changed suddenly, and he directly raised his hands and touched his body, as if he wanted to find out the truth that the little white face had deceived him.

How do you know......

It's broken, one of my two kidneys is broken, it's broken......

Although he couldn't do inward vision, Xiao Yan was also a person who had broken through to the fighter, plus some of his own feel and experience, after touch exploration, he found that the little white face was not lying, his previous kick really hit his kidney, cutting off his bright future as a man.

"No, wait. Maybe you just can't give birth to a child, but that part can still be hard! Despair and fear came one after another, and suddenly, a thought appeared in Xiao Yan's mind, bringing him a little starlight, making his ugly face slightly relieved, and gradually laughing.

Yes, it must be so, it's just that you can't have children, and women can still sleep!

Xiao Yan comforted himself in his heart.

At this time, he is not the future Emperor Yan who is used to seeing and touching beautiful women, but a voyeur cousin who was taken a bath and was captured alive. The scum who blasphemed his nominal cousin for two years, he had some crazy pursuits for women, and even after he divorced from Nalan Yanran and got Gu Xun'er's sincerity, he went to the Warcraft Mountain Range to experience the time when he rubbed oil on the big beauty Yunyun.

Ahem, far away.

In short, throughout Xiao Yan's life, all of them are perverts, at this time he is in the most colorful period of his life, and the problem of renal insufficiency is like a bolt from the blue for him.

Although it is much better than cutting that part directly, at least not a eunuch.

Seeing the little ghost who kept shouting "Baba come on, Baba come on", he finally showed a nervous look, grinned, and looked coldly at his clown-like actions.

is still pretending, and I want to pretend to be crazy and stupid in front of my lord, so as to trigger my lord's principle of never making a fool, little ghost, you are really open-minded!

Also, what's going on with your self-comforting expression, a manly man, your life is almost gone, and you still think about whether you can sleep with a woman in the future, what kind of thoughts is this?

I feel that I have really learned a lot today.

In his opinion, if he is that little ghost, since he has already opened up and is willing to pretend to be a fool, then when the other party says that his kidney was kicked, he should not show a panicked expression. Continue to pretend to be stupid, maybe people will see you as a fool and think it's a shame to kill you, so they will let you go?

After all, it's just a lack of kidneys, not a little brother, from the outside, it's still exactly the same as a normal man, strictly speaking, it's not a eunuch, after all, there's no problem in that place!

Isn't it that you can't touch a woman for the rest of your life, what is it compared to life and pretending to be stupid?

Unexpectedly, his reaction was so fierce!

"Ahem, Ahem, what you just said is true? You really kicked that thing in him? Ye Shiqiu took his eyes off Xiao Yan, waved his hand, tore open a space leading to the Xiao family, and let Xiao Zhan, who was controlled by himself, go to fetch the ancient emperor jade of Tuoshe, and asked at the same time.

Regarding the question of whether Xiao Yan is pretending to be stupid, Ye Shiqiu didn't bother to think about it, it is impossible to live left and right, stupid or not, in fact, there is no difference, it makes perfect sense to explore this question.

It's just that the news that the kidneys of a generation of life winners have been kicked out is a little bit exciting, even more exciting than when he was kicked into a fool.

Under Ye Shiqiu's cold appearance, there is actually a gossip heart, and he wants to know if the future Yan Emperor Xiao Yan is real......

"Yes, it's true." Hearing Ye Shiqiu's question, he waved his hand and said casually: "Actually, Lord Ben didn't mean to, he just ran rampant, and Lord Ben kicked him with his foot, which was originally aimed at his chin, who knew that he actually dodged back in time!" ”

Speaking of this, he paused slightly, glanced at Xiao Yan and Gu Xun'er, who were also looking over, spread his hands, and said with a hint of helplessness in his tone.

"Who knew that his dodge was so timely, Lord Ben was going to kick his chin foot, and kicked it directly to his stomach, and the position where he was kicked was one of his kidneys inside, alas, Lord Ben was also very helpless!"

"Poof!" As soon as these words came out, Xiao Yan, who was originally seriously injured by that kick, was out of breath, and only had half a life left, hoping to save his life by pretending to be stupid, suddenly became angry, and a mouthful of blood spurted out.

"Brother Xiao Yan, Brother Xiao Yan......" Looking at Xiao Yan, who had completely lost his strength after spraying blood, and fell into his arms, his eyes open and he was 'unconscious', Gu Xun'er shouted anxiously, and tears were about to flow out.

"Ding, the host indirectly kills Xiao Yan, the protagonist of the initial world, completes the hidden crossing strategy task, and the Origin Realm Gate opens."

"Ding, the hidden traversal strategy task, the first world that the host crosses, and the initial world, is the Douqi Continent, so the host's hidden strategy task is to get rid of the protagonists and villains of this world."

"After the completion of the strategy task,The host's strategy career will also end,The next road is up to the host to go by himself,The system will not assign any tasks to the host in the future,The system function only retains the purchase and recycling of the mall。 Tasks that have been released in the past and are not completed at the moment are all invalidated. ”

"Ding, the Origin Gate is the gate that connects the world where the protagonist was originally located, and it is now located in the Royal Square of the Huaxia Mall fifteen years later."

"Ding, half of the host's hidden strategy quest has not been completed, and you can get the origin space-time gate after completion. When the Origin Space-Time Gate and the Origin Boundary Gate are superimposed, the host can return to the world and space-time where they first traveled through it. ”

At the same time that Xiao Yan 'fainted', the voice of the system sounded in Ye Shiqiu's mind.

Hearing the sound, Ye Shiqiu was completely stunned, he still has a task that has been hidden, to kill the protagonist and villain of the Douqi Continent? Is this the reason for teleporting yourself to the Douqi Continent?

No, these don't matter anymore, they're just ants. The important thing is that the Origin Realm Gate, the Boundary Gate that connects to your own world, and the space-time gate of the Origin World, with them, you can go back to before you crossed over, back to the place where you once lived.

"Xiaoya, what's wrong with you? Why are you in a daze? Sensing that the people around him were distracted, he touched his body and asked out loud.

"Oh, it's fine." Coming back to his senses, Ye Shiqiu said softly.

"Xiao, Brother Xiao Yan?" At this time, Gu Xun'er finally found out that something was wrong with the person who fainted in her arms, and it was okay to open her eyes, she hadn't breathed yet, this ......

"Hey, Xiaoye, was that guy kicked to death by Lord Ben, or was he angry with Lord Ben?" Unlike Gu Xun'er, he could see at a glance that the little ghost who pretended to be crazy and stupid had returned to heaven, touched his chin and asked puzzledly.

Hearing this question, Ye Shiqiu closed his eyes, and he couldn't calm down in his heart because of the previous words of the system, and he was very excited, but his face still maintained the cold he used to be, his lips opened slightly, and he said casually.

"Even if it's!"

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