Everyone was teased by him, and they didn't give up, so they wanted to go around the table and pour him in, Wu Weiye knew that he had offended everyone, and he couldn't escape, so he hurriedly raised his glass to punish himself.

Chen Zilong said: "Speaking of, I think of a joke. In the previous dynasty, there was a Hanlin Academy Wu editor, who was clever at witty and funny. Once he strayed into the palace and was caught by the eunuchs in the palace for questioning. Wu Xiu begged the eunuch to raise his noble hand and open the net. The eunuch had already heard of Wu Bianxiu's reputation, so he said: "I heard that you are good at telling jokes, if you can laugh at it today, it will not be difficult for you to let you go, but you can only say one word, and you can't do more." Wu Xiu was quick to think, and when he opened his mouth, he said, "Fart." The eunuch was puzzled and asked, 'What's the joke about this?' Wu Bian cultivated: "It is also up to the father-in-law to let go, and it is up to the father-in-law not to let go." The eunuch leaned back with laughter, and immediately let him go. After that, he couldn't hold back his laughter, staring at Wu Weiye with both eyes, and everyone woke up, laughing forward and backward, and shouted in unison.

"This vulgar thing, I can't say that I have to wash my ears when I go back." Wu Weiye was teased by Chen Zilong, and he couldn't hit it for a while, so he hurriedly covered it up: "It's better to change the way to order, check the "Four Books" and connect a few sentences, say it casually, and drink according to the number of seats where the word 'mouth' is encountered; ”

Everyone nodded and said, "Okay!" This one is a little easier. ”

Wu Weiye drank a cup and ordered: "People are noisy when they know, and they are noisy if they don't know." Ma Shiqi and Yang Yiren all have the word "know" and drink one cup each, and Wu Changshi, Zhang Pu, Wu Weiye, and Guan Zhengchuan all have the word "hustle" and drink four cups each.

Ma Shiqi said: "Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, and knowing is knowing." "took the lead in drinking a cup, Wu Changshi, Zhou Zhikui, Wu Weiye, and Guan Zhengchuan all drank a cup each.

Wu Weiye waved his hand and said: "No, no, the amount of wine that is so good in Wozi is empty for two rounds, how can you have fun?" It's better to change the line. ”

"Good! How do you say to change it? Chen Zilong sat bored, and said that he was the chief of his own house, and it was impossible to say that he didn't drink after all. Wu Weiye said: "The first sentence uses ancient poems, the second sentence uses words and songs, and the third sentence takes the "Book of Songs". If the couplet is good, everyone eats a cup together to celebrate; Three consecutive cups of inconsistency or error. ”

"This is interesting. I'm afraid it's hard for Tianru. Wu Changshi smiled and said: "He only knows how to study scriptures and history on weekdays, and those word cards are rarely involved." ”

"Okay, I'll just eat and drink." Zhang Pu was afraid of ruining everyone's interest, so he took a sip of the wine glass, drank it slowly, and thought for a while: "Then I'll give the order first." The weather is new on March 3, good sister, walk hand in hand. How is it? ”

Everyone saw that he spoke beautifully, laughed and witty, and was in line with the current season, and they all said that they were good, and they congratulated each with a cup. Chen Zilong received the order: "Marrying Xiao Lang loves to travel far away, wonderful people, and unladylike people." ”

Wu Weiye said with a straight face: "My sister-in-law's little brother has seen it, how dignified and virtuous, this is definitely not what she said, Wozi dares to enjoy the blessings of Qi people!" ”

Before Chen Zilong could tell, Zhang Pu continued: "You will go back tomorrow, and the return date is already there, and the wine order will be untrue." Everyone was clamoring for punishment, and Chen Zilong had to drink three cups in a row.

Wu Changshi took the order and said: "Wozi Nangui happens to have a ready-made sentence, not Liu Lang is Ruan Lang, Ruan Langgui, Dugong Liu." ”

Ma Shiqi grabbed the order and said: "I want to look at the beauty makeup building, and I am anxious to wait." A little red in the green bushes, Luo Fu is charming, and I am looking forward to Sangzhong. ”

Guan Zheng said: "This is a big problem. Wozi was going home, but why did he say it as if he was going to a wild place? Besides, the makeup building and Sangzhong are not the same place, and they are inconsistent, and they should be punished! ”

Liu Shidou disagreed, and said, "What's so incomprehensible about this? Naturally, one is in the makeup room, and the other is in the mulberry. Didn't Mei Cun just say that Wozi enjoys the blessings of all people! ”

Yang Yiren said to Zhou Zhikui: "You can't stay away, you missed the wine order." If you mess up your seat, you should also be punished. He supervised the punishment of the three people, and then ordered: "Reunion after a long absence, the two are lingering." This matter is not something that can be said in three sentences, I will add three sentences: Rong tent warmth**, take off the shirt, and look like Wodan. ”

"Good ----" everyone shouted in unison and drank a cup together. Chen Zilong's face turned red and argued: "That's the situation when you are at home, why is it on me?" ”

Xia Yuehu and the others stopped laughing, and then ordered: "If you want to explain the situation in just nine sentences, it is naturally insufficient, and I will also help three sentences: Hibiscus is like a willow like an eyebrow, her eyes are charming, and she is a fair lady." ”

Everyone praised it: "It turns out that Wozi has such a beautiful fortune, no wonder he is in a hurry to go back!" ”

Wu Weiye raised his head and drank the wine in the glass, and said: "Now that you take off your shirt, there are naturally shoes and socks underneath." I'll send three more sentences: six-inch yuan with bright skin, embroidered shoes, huge and friendless. ”

Wu Changshi saw that his words were almost obscene, regardless of Chen Zilong's embarrassed face, and hurriedly asked: "There is no foul in this wine order, but where did the words 'huge and no friends' come from?" ”

"Say it, say it! How did you get it? Everyone kept asking, Wu Weiye glanced at Chen Zilong, secretly regretted, and said: "This, this...... It's not to laugh at my sister-in-law...... Even the uncle and sister-in-law don't dare to mess around. This one...... There is something else to say, it's just about the palace, and you can't say it at will, otherwise it will be detected by the factory guards, so what's the point? ”

"What palace secrets? It must be a pretext, I'm afraid that the eldest sister-in-law's ear scraper will hit you! Where are everyone willing to follow, Wu Weiye knows that he can't hide, and he is even more afraid that Chen Zilong will misunderstand, so he lowered his voice and said: "I heard that Yuan Niangniang's feet in Yikun Palace are larger than ordinary people, and she was ridiculed by Tian Niangniang as a meat screen......

Zhang Pu glanced at him, and without waiting for him to finish, he interrupted: "Under the sun, you will also believe these foolish words?" This order catches the wind and shadows, and as usual, it should be fined three cups. Wu Weiye suddenly woke up, knowing that if this matter was spread to others, he would lose his head, so he nodded and drank a cup to cover up the past.

Zhou Zhikui grinned and said: "Whether it's true or not, let's care what she does!" However, the glamorous things that Mei Cun said just helped me out of the siege, and I came up with a wine order: this hatred is endless, Sauvignon Blanc, and I covet it. Appropriate? ”

Zhang Pu couldn't stop him, so he had to persuade: "It's appropriate, it's appropriate, but what I just said is Wozi, how can I turn to Meicun?" Such an off-topic eight-strand essay will be deposed by the master outside Sun Mountain, and the punishment for wine is light, and it can't be changed to a big cup! ”

Zhou Zhikui hurriedly said: "Don't worry, don't worry!" Then I'll change it, more than thirteen years old, a good daughter, beautiful eyes. The crowd became more and more disobedient, and shouted one after another: "What thirteen more, good daughter, is this talking about the wife of a sleeping son?" Where is the margin? Zhou Zhikui had no choice but to drink.

Xia Yuehu continued in turn: "Love the moon and sleep late at night, red and white, and the white dew is not dawning." still said that the sleeper, presumably passed. ”

Wu Weiye couldn't help but burst out laughing, bent down and pointed at Xia Yuhu and said: "Brother Xia's words are very unreasonable, love the moon and sleep late, if it is placed on others, it is naturally very appropriate, but Brother Wozi is like this, but he is not stupid?" He wants to sleep at night and get up early, but Brother Xia wants him to go to bed late and get up early, so inconsiderate! Deserve to be punished, deserve to be punished! ”

Only then did everyone remember that Chen Zilong's wife's girlfriend's name was Yue'er, and there was a burst of laughter, clamoring to punish Xia Yuehu for three cups. Zhang Pu was afraid that everyone would lose their proportions, so he hurriedly answered: "All countries are dressed and crowned, Qi Tianle, and I am Wu Weiyang." ”

Unexpectedly, in a hurry, he messed up the order. Xia Yuehu wanted to drink the cup, and when he heard it, he put the cup down, clapped his hands and said, "Okay!" I've got a companion, let's drink together! The crowd chimed in: "Yes! If you use the Book of Shang, you should also be fined three glasses of wine. ”

Zhang Pu drank and said, "I changed it to 'Hehe Zongzhou', what is it?" ”

Everyone disagreed: "It's good, it's good, but it's too late." ”

Zilong remembered that he had returned to the south on the list, and his heart was miserable, and he muttered: "The dragon and the tiger are in the stone city, looking at the south of the river, and the grass is leaving." And the crowd rose up to their senses, and when they heard him utter this desolate wine order, they sat down in silence and looked at each other.

Wu Changshi was dissatisfied: "Everyone is on the rise, but the sleeping son wants the Buddha to carry dung, and the white wall is dotted with ink, and it is really a bad scenery to make such a wine order." Although the words are good, they are very inappropriate with the situation, and you will be fined three cups! Chen Zilong also felt a little out of shape, so he didn't argue and munched on the cup.

Seeing him like this, Zhang Pu sighed: "The fourteen characters of Wozi are worthy of Yuzishan's "Mourning Jiangnan Fu". The ancient capital of the six dynasties of Jinling, the rise and fall of the past dynasties can be imagined: looking at the western capital, hesitating, sad Qin and Han meridians, and the palace and thousands of rooms have been made of soil. Now that I have stayed in the capital, I have been in turmoil for more than 200 years, and it is really as Tang Wang Zi'an said: the resort is not often, and the feast is difficult again. The Orchid Pavilion has been erected, and the ruins of Zize Hill. Looking at the past and present, it is inevitable that sorrow will come from it, and it is natural to pour the chest with wine. ”

Wu Changshi clapped his hands and said: "You two are really the first sad people in ancient and modern times, it is rare to have such a happy party, and you can taste so much sadness!" I'm afraid I can't eat this wine, so let's disperse, and I have to leave early tomorrow! I am preparing a wine order here to send him: cherish the flowers and spring early, the spring is good, and the peach is dying. The crowd laughed in unison when he heard him speak aptly and wittily.

Everyone parted, Zhang Pu, Wu Changshi, and Wu Weiye still had to fight with Chen Zilong, so they fell behind everyone. Just as he was about to leave his seat and go out, there was a loud bang, and the single room next to him seemed to be something falling to the ground, and the four of them held their breath, and they heard someone inside scolding: "You bastard thing with no eyes, you want to do things but don't want to spend money, take this goods to send the masters?" ”

"This is the scroll of Zhao Songxue in the previous dynasty, and the handscrolls of the famous calligraphers Huang Tingjian and Mi Yuanzhang in the Song Dynasty, all of which are the favorites of my lord's life, and they are also worth a lot of silver!"

"How much silver, isn't it just a few pieces of broken paper, and it's worth your master's life?"

The man smiled and said, "Master Liu, there are 1,000 taels of silver tickets in this scroll, your old man must have never entertained him?" ”

"These taels of silver have also brought them into the world! You're here to save people, not to send Bing Jing, it's so easy to dismiss! You don't inquire about the market in the capital, you don't understand the rules at all, you have been a housekeeper for many years, look at you like a poor and sour little look, which one believes you? ”

"Master Liu, this is what my master has accumulated for many years, and the little one also knows that he needs to make money, but my master has always been thin, and he is honest and self-controlled, and he does not get along with others. Awarded a trilateral governor of the lack of children, and it is a place where bandits are extremely serious, I really can't make up much for a while, my young master is now in Shanhaiguan as a soldier, and he doesn't know that the master has committed something. Your old man will accept these things first, and the villain will think of raising money, and he will definitely make up for it in the future. ”

"This line has always been clear-handed, which master set the rules to make up? Hmph, maybe you don't know you by then? In the past two years, the imperial court has allocated countless amounts of food and salary to suppress bandits and recruit security, and it seems that he is sacrificing his life and money. That's good, the words of the master are in vain, and the master is not short of this thousand and eight hundred silver, you can keep it and please be smart! ”

"Master Liu, you must help you to help, it is a big deal here in the small place, isn't it okay for your old man to hand over a sentence? Just raise your noble hand and help my lord this time, the small one is to be a cow and a horse to repay. ”

"You said this lightly, but do you think you are blackmailing you too much? I said Yang Yi, you don't have to talk to you anymore, we want to help you with this matter, if it is not five thousand taels of silver, you will not be able to open your mouth! ”

"Master Liu, I'm afraid that this painting scroll and handscroll are more than five thousand taels, and you are a master......

"Bastard! These tattered and yellowed pieces of old paper are worth five thousand taels? Are you a chick who just came out to mix, and you will be gently fooled with a few words? Go and shout outside the door to see how many taels of silver you can sell? ”

"Liu Ye ......"

"Get out! The gentleman is waiting for you here for half an hour, and see how you cheat five thousand taels of silver? ”

"Liu Ye, Liu Ye...... You're doing well, Master Liu----"

"Get out!"

Zhang Pu and the four of them heard it in a fog, and asked the guy in the restaurant who was cleaning up the wine feast: "Xiao Er, who is so arrogant over there?" ”

The guy looked out and closed the door tightly, before turning around and whispering: "The uncles must be outsiders, but they don't recognize Master Liu Quan, the housekeeper of Yingguo Mansion?" His old man has a big name, and there are few people in the capital who don't know it! ”

"What is the origin of Yingguo Mansion?"

The guy was surprised and said: "I see that the uncles are all people who study and become officials, how can they not know the mansions of those relatives and ministers in the capital?" This Yingguo Mansion has a great background, and the Mrs. Yingguo in the house is the mother of the current emperor's mother, Xiaochun Empress Dowager Liu, that Liu Quan is Mrs. Tai's mother's family, and has served Mrs. Tai for many years, red and purple, arrogant, which dare to say half a word? ”

The four of them heard that they were domestic slaves in the mansion of their relatives, and they knew that they were powerful characters, so they didn't ask anymore. The man sighed: "If you want to say that the emperor is really filial, less than three years old, he has no mother, I heard that when he did not go out of the palace to be the king of letters, he secretly asked the old eunuch about the tomb of the Empress Dowager Liu, and sent the eunuch Wang Chengen to pay tribute on his behalf." There is a saying that no one hurts a motherless child, Mrs. Tai saw the emperor, hugged her heart and cried for the dead queen mother, the emperor saw Mrs. Tai as if he had seen his mother. One yuan again, every year after the dynasty, the emperor has to go to the Yingguo Mansion to celebrate the Spring Festival, the gift of jewelry gold and jade, tsk...... "The guy said with his eyes shining, and his self-meaning was still unfinished, as if his eyes were full of gold and silver jewelry, and he was very envious.

"Papapa......" The four of them were sighing in their hearts, and a knock on the door came. When the guy opened the door, he saw that it was a man in his forties, with a medium stature, a white face and a slight beard, and bowed to Xiao Er: "Little brother, brother Yang Yi, there are a few calligraphy and paintings left by the ancestors. Turning around and slamming it to the ground, "I'm really sorry, disturbing the old man's Yaxing, you just remember the villain's loyalty to the Savior, including one or two." ”

"What calligraphy and paintings did you bring? Please sit down and talk. Zhang Pu just listened to a rough idea, and knew that he had the ink treasures of Huang Gu and Mi Yuanzhang, and he had the heart to see it. Seeing that the guests were not strange, the restaurant guy packed up the dishes and went out, served a few hot teas, closed the door and retreated.

Yang Yi hurriedly took off a begonia-colored bag on his body and opened it, carefully took out three scrolls, respectfully handed them to Zhang Pu, and sat diagonally on the chair. Zhang Pu unfolded it and took a look, one is the Yellow Valley's book "Songfeng Pavilion Post", the other is Mi Yuanzhang's book "Duojinglou Poems", and the other is Zhao Mengfu's landscape "Quehua Autumn Color Map". Carefully look at the knowledge, the circulation of the seal, are treasures, it seems that this family has indeed encountered a great difficulty, otherwise such a precious calligraphy and painting will never be painfully cut off. Not to mention 5,000 taels of silver, even if the price is 10,000 taels, it is not much, usually collectors are secretive, it is difficult to take a look, but I don't want to run into Liu Quan, an ignorant master. Zhang Pu looked at and touched, and his eyes did not leave the calligraphy and painting for a moment.

Yang Yi saw that he couldn't put it down, and said: "These three pieces of calligraphy and painting are the treasures of my lord's beloved, not that my lord has eaten a lawsuit, and he wants to use silver to make a point, where can he give it up!" The villain thinks that this chalou is also a famous tavern in the capital, and there must be a lot of eunuchs, gentry, and giant businessmen, but he went to a few private seats, but there are few who know the goods. ”

Zhang Pu asked, "What price?" ”

"Five thousand taels."

Zhang Pu frowned and said: "These three paintings and calligraphy are worth this amount, but we are all scholars who went to the examination in the spring, and I am afraid that we will not be able to take out so much silver for a while." He usually likes the font of the Yellow Valley, and it is rare to see the authentic handwriting of the Fa Ti on weekdays, but now that it is close in front of him, he is really a little reluctant in his heart.

Yang Yi finally met a buyer, how could he let it go? Hurriedly said: "My lord rarely travels on weekdays, and the villain really has no way to ask for help." If you really like it, I'd rather have five hundred taels less. ”

Zhang Pu shook his head and said, "Then I can't afford it." When I entered Beijing to catch the exam, I didn't bring much silver, but I was lucky to have a high school gold list, and a few fellow villagers sent him Yi, which was added together with the remaining silver on hand, but it was only three or five hundred taels, not to mention that there were other uses. I have just been awarded the title of Jishi of the Hanlin Academy, and I am observing the government, except for a little silver and two subsidies for food, I have not a penny. This treasure, which is often thousands of taels, is really powerless, and I am sorry. ”

"No matter how little money you have, you won't be able to do anything. Providence, providence! Yang Yi depressedly wrapped up the calligraphy and paintings, lowered his eyebrows and turned to leave, and sighed: "Master, the villain is incompetent, I can't save you!" His voice was hoarse, his eyes watered, and his expression was extremely helpless.

Zhang Pu was a little unbearable and asked, "Dare to ask your master." ”

"My lord is a second-class member with a name and a surname in the capital."

Wu Weiye hurriedly asked: "Isn't he the governor of the three sides in Shaanxi?" ”

Yang Yi patted his thigh and said angrily: "I heard that someone accused my lord in front of the emperor, which made the emperor angry, and sent Tiqi to twist my lord back to Beijing and put him in prison." ”

Wu Changshi sneered: "What is the accusation and not the accusation? It was he who killed himself, but who is to blame! ”

"You, how do you know that my lord is guilty of a capital crime?" Yang Yi was terrified.

Wu Changshi looked at Zhang Pu, Wu Weiye, and Chen Zilong, and whispered: "I heard that something big happened in Shaanxi. ”

"What's the big deal?" The three of them were stunned.

"Shen Yikui rebelled again and captured Ningsai."