Chapter 27: They Said They Would Come and See Me Perform
In the end, Porto won 2-0 away at Braga to get the Portuguese Super League off to a flying start.
After the game, Del Neri took Quaresma, the hero of the team's victory, to the press conference, and played well in two consecutive games, and Del Neri has already regarded Quaresma as a confidant.
However, if Del Neri knows that his henchman has been slandering his tactical level and coaching ability, I wonder if he will be so angry that he will send Quaresma directly to the reserve team.
"Is dear Mr. Guedes here?"
After the coaches of the two teams finished their speeches, Quaresma took the microphone and asked the reporters in the audience, the smile on his face harmless.
However, this smile was already like a demon in Guedes's eyes, and he couldn't help but tremble.
The other reporters turned their heads to Guedes in response to Quaresma's question, with schadenfrefreating expressions.
That guy made a bet with Quaresma to see if Quaresma could score 10 goals in a season, but now it's only been two games, and Quaresma has already scored two goals, what suspense is there about the outcome of this bet?
That's right, one goal in the Portuguese Super Cup, one goal in the first round of the Portuguese Super League, 1+1+2, no problem!
Guedes couldn't stand everyone's slightly ridiculous eyes, stood up suddenly, and said loudly: "Isn't it just a goal, what's there to be proud of, it's still early to score 10 goals!" β
Scored a goal?
It's obviously two good or not!
But before Quaresma could ask a rhetorical question, other reporters stood up to see the excitement and not think it was a big deal.
"Quaresma has scored two goals, not one!"
Guedes's face froze, but he still shouted vigorously: "The bet we are betting on is the Portuguese Super League, and the other games are not counted!" So naturally, there was only one goal! β
The reporters in the audience were in an uproar, and even Quaresma on the stage felt that this product was a bit shameless!
They didn't specifically point out that it was the Portuguese Super League when they made a bet.
"We agreed that these 10 goals must be scored in the Portuguese Super League?" Quaresma asked suspiciously with disdain.
Guedes didn't care about face or not at this time, compared to the lower body thing, face really didn't matter.
"That's right, we didn't agree that these 10 goals must be scored in the Portuguese Super League, but we didn't agree that all the goals scored in the game will count!" Guedes held out his hand and pointed at the void, as if this would make his words more convincing, "Could it be that Quaresma found a time to play a game with schoolboys and scored 10 goals, and I also lost?" β
Everyone looked at each other, which was a bit too strong.
However, it seems that his reason is also valid, after all, their gambling contract was not strict at the beginning, which gave him the opportunity to exploit loopholes.
Seeing that his words left everyone speechless, Guedes couldn't help but feel a little proud, he was too witty.
Quaresma shook his head, he was defeated by Guedes's shamelessness.
Well, since you are willing to die, then I am definitely willing to bury it!
"So, let's add that if I score more than 10 goals in all the Portuguese Premier League this season, I'll win, right?"
Unable to get used to the appearance of the villain Guedes, Quaresma asked expressionlessly.
He was really afraid that when he scored 10 goals, Guedes would not admit it, "We were talking about 10 goals in one game!" β
Don't believe the lower limit of shameless journalists, because they don't have a lower limit at all!
"That's right! That's it! There was no problem with this clause, and Guedes agreed.
However, seeing Quaresma's calm and confident appearance, Guedes felt weak for no reason, and couldn't help but have a bad premonition.
You can't lose, right?
"No, I won't lose!" Guedes cheered himself up inwardly.
"Oh, yes!" As if suddenly remembering something, Quaresma spoke: "Seeing that you are working so hard, Mr. Guedes, racking your brains in the newspaper every day to think about how to belittle me, I really can't bear it, I think you must have a premonition that you will lose the bet, and try to save for yourself to go to Thailand for surgery, right?" β
Before Guedes could refute, Quaresma continued: "In this case, I have decided to give 1,000 euros to Mr. Guedes for every goal I score in the Portuguese Super League in the future, and donate it to Mr. Guedes at the end of the season, so that you don't have to worry about running out of money to go to Thailand!" β
The reporters in the audience couldn't help but laugh, and even Delneri couldn't hold back and almost squirted out a mouthful of water.
It's infuriating!
If he took Quaresma's money to Thailand for surgery, Naguedes probably wanted to die.
"No need, I have money!" Guedes shouted angrily at Quaresma.
But in the next second, Guedes was so angry with Quaresma that he was about to collapse.
Quaresma smiled indifferently and shrugged his shoulders and spread his palms, "Then you can use your own money to go for surgery, your spirit of self-improvement is really admirable!" β
"Who's going to have surgery......" Guedes was so angry that he couldn't even speak.
......
The press conference ended, and the conversation between Quaresma and Guedes attracted a lot of attention.
Will Quaresma be able to score 10 goals in the Portuguese Super League?
It's a bit of a difficult task!
In this era of orthodox strikers, wingers who score goals are not yet popular, and everyone is scolding Guedes for his shamelessness and worrying about Quaresma at all.
However, Quaresma's performances in these two games have given fans a certain amount of confidence, scoring in two consecutive games to help the team win, and the performance is amazing, so as long as Quaresma can maintain his current form, it seems that 10 goals are not an impossible task.
Better let that abominable journalist from Guedes be a shemale!
There have been countless Porto fans who have begun to meet in advance to Thailand to watch Guedes's ladyboy performance at night, and there are also enthusiastic fans who recommend Guedes the "Royal Shemale Plastic Surgery Hospital" with a good reputation, which is said to be made by a good hospital with big breasts!
There are even fans who seem to have egg pain, and they have sorted out a series of strange things such as "post-operative care of shemales" and mailed them to Degus......
"There's no way I'm going to lose!" Guedes was furious at watching so many things about shemales in his office.
But after calming down, Guedes didn't know whether to be sad or happy.
Looking at the current situation, if you really lose the bet and become a shemale, at least you don't have to worry about your livelihood in the futureββββ they all said they would come to see their own performances!