Chapter 203 The Stupid Thief Trio
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The transparent Huang Xiaowei followed the trio about five meters behind, looking at the three clumsy figures in front of him, and teased, these stupid ones are like pigs, if they are expected to steal the secret recipe back, the daylily will be cold.
The stupid thief trio, frightened came to the door of Fumanlou, it is now twelve o'clock at night, Fumanlou is dark inside, not to mention the shadows, there are no ghosts, plus Fumanlou does not serve supper, so it closes at ten o'clock in the evening to rest.
But at this time, looking at the darkness of the invisible five fingers in the Fuman Building, as well as a few small gusts of yin wind blowing around him from time to time, the shopkeeper who was a thief with a weak heart, shivered all over, and was the first to be coaxed, and said tremblingly: "Second uncle, I think it's so late today, why don't you get up early tomorrow and steal it again." โ
The shopkeeper almost slapped him to death, do you do it during the day as a thief? Damn, why didn't I see it before, this kid is so finished, he usually yells at five and six, and he will have diarrhea at the critical moment.
The shopkeeper gave the shopkeeper a kick and said, "Come here, I think I'm running at this time, hurry up, pry open the door for me first, don't you mess with that Sun Si every day, and said that I learned several kung fu from him." โ
The shopkeeper said: "Second uncle, I'm just bragging, why are you serious, I don't have the two sons of Sun Si." โ
The shopkeeper glared and said, "What should I do?" โ
Shopkeeper Er: "Otherwise, I'll go to Sun Si's house now to find him, but this thief doesn't go empty, he usually goes out of the horse, and he will definitely not stop if he doesn't get twenty taels of silver. โ
The shopkeeper said: "It's a big deal, why don't you give him some silver, and the right will be used as a reward, so as to save us." โ
Huang Xiaowei stood aside and was speechless, aren't you thieves now, besides, if you really stole the secret recipe, how could people not report to the official, I am afraid that I will be affected at this time.
The shopkeeper nodded and said, "Okay, second uncle, then I'll go find Sun Si now." โ
"Wait a minute!"
The shopkeeper was stopped by the shopkeeper, and turned his head puzzled: "What's wrong?" โ
The shopkeeper stood in front of the door of the restaurant and watched for a long time, and finally almost cried and said, "What's the lock on this door?!" โ
Huang Xiaowei took a closer look, and sure enough, this door was locked from the inside, even if you summoned Chu Liuxiang now, it would be enough to open it from the outside, let alone a pickpocket.
The shopkeeper and the shopkeeper suddenly sat on the ground like a deflated ball, "Alas, it's not good to be a teacher, let's go, it looks like I can't steal it tonight, let's find a way tomorrow." โ
"Okay, second uncle."
The shopkeeper followed the shopkeeper and went back to the inn.
Huang Xiaowei: "........"
Good guys, you guys gave up too quickly, didn't you? I didn't even enter the door.
But then a loud bang came.
"I, go!!" The second fool chef lifted up with a kick, and "boom" directly kicked the door of Fumanlou open, or it was hard for him to be stupid enough at the critical moment, it was really hard for him not to stumble this time.
Hearing this loud noise, the shopkeeper was so frightened that he immediately fell to the ground, hugged his head and shouted: "It has nothing to do with me, my second uncle instructed me to do it." โ
Compared with the shopkeeper, the shopkeeper is better, he made a decision immediately, like an old rabbit, walking like flying, and fled back to his inn as soon as he slipped through the smoke, and the whole process took only five seconds, which was really a spark with lightning all the way.
Huang Xiaowei really can't wait to give these two people a kick, can you see clearly that they are running away and rebelling, in addition to me and the three of you, there is a living person on this street?
The second fool chef went up and dragged the shopkeeper and said, "Open ..... It's on. โ
At this time, the shopkeeper also observed the situation from the crack in the door, and saw that the loud noise just now was from the second fool kicking the door, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but he still hid for five minutes before he dared to go out, and in these five minutes, the shopkeeper also pulled the second fool to hide around the corner of the street.
After a loud knock on the door, the quiet street fell silent again.
After five minutes of observation, the stupid thief trio never saw anyone walk out of the dark gate.
I want to come to people tired for a day, and it is estimated that they have slept to death at this time, too, people can entertain hundreds of people a day, which is like them, one by one, they have nothing to do, and they must have more spirit and more spirit.
In this way, the shopkeeper took the shopkeeper and the second fool and tiptoed into the Fuman Building.
As soon as he entered the lobby, looking at the darkness around him, the shopkeeper involuntarily grabbed the thick arm of the second fool beside him, and said in a trembling voice: "Second uncle, it's too gloomy here, why can't you meet the Yin soldiers?" โ
The shopkeeper didn't feel anything, but when he heard what the shopkeeper said so infiltration, he couldn't help but shudder and said: "What nonsense, hurry up, you and Ergou go to the kitchen, I will go to Wanchun's bedroom on the third floor, if you find it, let Ergou report to me, remember, if you meet someone, don't say anything, greet me and run quickly." โ
"Hey, okay."
The stupid thief trio divided into two groups and launched an operation.
Huang Xiaowei originally planned to follow the shopkeeper and them all the way, and by the way to see what this messy stew was, but since he just witnessed, the cowardly shopkeeper accidentally bumped into the corner of the table, and jumped into the arms of the second fool, shouting "After the ghost sends grandpa to spare his life", Huang Xiaowei felt that it was better to follow the shopkeeper all the way, just those two goods, sooner or later waiting to be exposed.
.......
It can be seen that the shopkeeper is also very nervous, his hands holding the stairs are trembling, and the cold sweat on his forehead is even more drop-by-drop, and he almost rolled down in the air several times.
In this way, the shopkeeper came all the way to the bedroom on the third floor without danger.
At this time, I saw the shopkeeper stop in front of the first bedroom at the staircase, Huang Xiaowei waited for a long time, and did not see him take out the smoke and blow it into the house, and when he got closer, the shopkeeper's small muttering words came into Huang Xiaowei's ears.
"Which room is this?"
Huang Xiaowei doesn't know what to say anymore, you came to steal people's things, didn't you even do the intelligence work in advance? You guys are stupid thieves, it's just three out of stock, and you go straight to the house in a daze.
"Oh, forget it, let's find it from room to room."
I saw the shopkeeper pouting his buttocks, and poked a small hole in the window paper pasted on the door of the first bedroom with his hand, and then he looked and looked, and finally said, "Why can't you see this?" โ
Nonsense, you think it's modern, brightly lit.
"Crunch," a door opened, and an old man in his fifties, with a goatee, like an old teacher, with an oil lamp in his hand, dressed in a coat, yawned and walked out of the bedroom at the end of the third floor, and said to himself, "What was so loud just now?" โ
At present, the shopkeeper is lying on the ground, pretending to be dead, and he doesn't even dare to breathe, it's really embarrassing for him, Huang Xiaowei is standing next to him, seeing that he really doesn't dare to gasp, covering his mouth with his hands, his face is blue, you tell me what this scared him, and his whole body is straight.
The middle-aged man held the oil lamp, and did not notice a big living person at his feet, when he stood at the top of the stairs and saw the door of his restaurant wide open, he couldn't help but curse secretly: "These little rabbit cubs don't know how to lock the door, you tell me what to do if you enter the thief." โ
The boss of Fumanlou walked down the stairs and closed the door in a hurry, but at this time, he suddenly picked up a pair of broken chains from the ground in confusion and said, "Why is this lock still broken?" โ
When the shopkeeper heard this, he almost fainted.
But fortunately, the boss of Fumanlou had a big heart, and he didn't think much about it, so he found a spare pair of chains from the front desk of the restaurant and locked the door, and then went upstairs to sleep.
And at this time, a new problem appeared in front of the shopkeeper again, how to go back?
But at present, it is obviously not the time to think about this problem, the boss of Fumanlou just closed the door, and the shopkeeper immediately followed up with a crawling posture, he climbed and climbed, all the way to the door of the bedroom of the boss of Fumanlou, and then stood up gently, and the shopkeeper at this time breathed a sigh of relief.
took out the cigarette prepared for him by the shopkeeper from his arms, and was about to blow it into the house, when the door opened again.
The bedroom next door to the owner of Fumanlou suddenly opened, and a young man in his twenties walked out with an oil lamp in his left hand and his stomach in his right hand...... Toilet....... Toilet ......"
The young man's words stopped abruptly, and he turned around in a daze, looking at the shopkeeper beside him, who was dressed in a night coat and had already trembled in fright.
"You ......"
The young man just stretched out his finger and pointed at the shopkeeper, fortunately, Huang Xiaowei stood aside and hurriedly slapped the shopkeeper who had short-circuited his brain because he was nervous, this slap completely woke up the shopkeeper, he hurriedly put the cigarette in his hand in his mouth and blew it towards the young man, and he and Huang Xiaowei did not forget to quickly cover their noses.
A burst of green smoke drifted out from the bamboo tube, heading towards the young man, and the next second he saw that the young man's eyes were dark, and he fell straight into the arms of the shopkeeper, and at the same time, a foul smell hit.
When a person is in a coma and relaxed, he will lose control of a part of his body, especially in the case of internal urgency, and the young man is obviously pulling his pants.
It took a great deal of effort for the shopkeeper to throw the young man back into his room, and even his body began to stink.
After doing everything, the shopkeeper sat in front of the bedroom of the boss of Fumanlou, panting quietly, patting his beating little heart.
Hey, don't say it, this thing that Xiaoping bought back is really easy to use, the shopkeeper couldn't help but smile when he looked at the smoke in his hand that had been used up, sure enough, the thing still has to be bought expensively.
The shopkeeper has escaped two catastrophes in a row, but the shopkeeper and the second fool are not so lucky.
At this time, the two of them, looking at the big man in front of them, their calves and stomachs were spinning, and cold sweat was falling from their foreheads one by one.