Chapter Eighty-Three: The Correct Use of Aphrodisiac (Ask for a Monthly Pass!) )
For two weeks, Egg looked sullen, and every day in Defense Against the Dark Arts class, the students looked trembling, for fear that one of them would be annoyed by the fact that they were in the middle of life... Point of inflection... of poisonous eggs.
It was another Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson, and when the students watched with trepidation as the disobedient Grindillo in the tank was broken by Egger's arm with a chuckle, the discipline of the classroom that had been somewhat loose reunited.
"Does anyone know what the secret to dealing with Grindy Lowe is?" Iger shook his wet paws and looked at the students below with a smile on his face.
"Break... Their arms? Fred never lacked the courage to die, even for Egger who was angry, and the twins both dared to touch his cat's butt.
This is only a third-year class, and as a review lesson, most of the fourth-grade students will answer, but the students look at Egger and are a little unsure whether they should answer or not.
"If the answer is correct, Gryffindor adds five points." Iger nodded.
"Is this all right?" There was a whisper, and Fred and George muttered to each other.
"Grindy Lowe's arms and fingers look very thick and strong, but at the cost of their arms and fingers being so fragile that we just need to break them lightly..."
As he spoke, Egg picked up the grumpy little fishman in the water and pinched its claws, and the little thing twitched and stopped.
These little things are very bad by nature, and it would be a nightmare if someone touched them once they fell into the water.
Iger doesn't have a good impression of this creature that specializes in dragging humans into the water to drown, and naturally he won't be soft, in fact, if it weren't for Grindy Lowe looking a little disgusting and his head looking a little human, the little ones in the tank would have been on Egger's table a long time ago...
"Grindillo has a variety of appearances, depending on the water and species, the tail will also have a variety of changes, most look like octopuses, a few look like mermaids, but the body size is much smaller than mermaids, because of their love to lure humans to drowning, once called water ghosts by Muggles, if you meet them one day, don't confuse them with mermaids." Iger looked down and whispered, "The merfolk may exchange small items with you and welcome you next time, but Grindillo will only drag you deep into the water and drown." ”
"Does anyone know what the spell to resist Grindillo is?" Iger looked down.
"Loose and energetic!" George said preemptively.
"Ten points for the correct answer!" Egg nodded, his voice sounding a little gloomy: "But this little thing is very smart, and if you fall overboard, they will snatch your wand from you in the first place, so sometimes we have to take something more primitive... Method..."
As he spoke, Egger strained his hand slightly, and he heard another click...
"God, he must be in a terrible mood right now, what the hell is going on?" The twins whispered, not only the twins, but even some students who didn't have much contact with Egger on weekdays could see that Egger was in a gloomy mood right now.
After class, the twins stayed in the classroom slowly, smiling at Egger who was healing Grindylow.
Grindillo's broken arm slowly recovered under the tip of Egger's wand, and a group of small creatures screamed at Iger in horror by the tank, Iger squinted his eyes, and there was silence again.
"You two, why don't you leave after class?" Iger turned his head to look at the twins.
"We think you have something on your mind?" The two of them approached Egger with a smile, Fred looked at Egger with a wink, and gently put his elbow on Egger's shoulder: "Do you want us to go out to help you settle the boss?" ”
"Come on, plus me and Angelina, there are only four official members in total, and one is more unreliable than the other, count on you, then I really don't have to live." Iger refused without thinking.
Just kidding, I can't find you two to help anyone...
"Five." George corrected Egger's statement: "Charlie came back for the holidays and he was happy to join us. ”
"It's not like the fool Percy, who wants us to quit with righteous words..."Fred grinned: "The voice of him on a date with that Ravenclaw prefect has spread all over our house, and my dad seems to be so happy, and my mom scolded us and snatched the tape recorder, but I found that she secretly listened to it in private, and looked very proud, and asked us if Percy's girlfriend was good-looking..."
"You... How so? Iger looked at the twins with strange eyes, this kind of thing happened to him, he could really die...
"We told our mom that Percy's girlfriend was healthy, that her arms were thicker than ours, that she was tall and strong, and that mom didn't look very happy," said George, who looked at each other and laughed wildly.
"You guys are really—" Egger shook his head helplessly, "But my question is more personal, so you should not know." ”
"We can probably guess... What are you thinking? Fred snorted and laughed, "The entire Ministry of Magic is rumored that Mr. Morissus is an amorous seed, and even my dad has received gold from you, supposedly for a certain lady's enchanted car. ”
"Add to that the way Hermione looks when she returns to school this Christmas, and in your words, we can all guess what's going on on our heels." George looked at Egg with some malice: "You want to be cool, brother, this kind of thing is not a joke, you are challenging the double tradition of the Muggle world and the wizarding world for thousands of years. ”
After all, Egger's heart still couldn't hide from the twins, think about it, these two people are more hairy than monkeys, it is not surprising that it is not surprising that the Weasley family's honest and honest tradition is not reflected in the two of them, and even Ron has been a little crooked by the two recently.
"Well, now that you all know, is there anything you can do?" Iger sighed.
"How's the aphrodisiac?" Fred didn't want to speak.
"Down," Egg pouted, "I have an aphrodisiac here that would allow me to sleep all the schoolgirls at Hogwarts, but I've never used it." ”
Maybe it's just that you're not fully developed...
The twins glanced at Egger's lower body with strange eyes, and finally retreated in defeat under Egger's gradually darkening face.
"You have to deal with that thing quickly, the effect of the aphrodisiac after it has deteriorated is amazing..."Fred looked at Egger with a blank eye, "Why don't you resell it to us at a low price?" ”
"Get down to business!" The corners of Egger's mouth twitched.
I think business is all about business... Fred glanced at Iger with some grievance.
"Heroes save beauty?" George proposed.
"It's cliché, and it's fake, it's weird," Egg sighed.
“****?” Fred pinched his chin and thought earnestly.
"Get out."
"I have a proposal... It is still women who know women best......" George Xing hurriedly rolled up his sleeves and pressed the mark on his arm, and after a few minutes, Angelina hurriedly ran over.
"What happened?" Angelina, dressed in a Quidditch uniform and carrying the light wheel that Hermione had lent her, looked at the three people in the classroom with some surprise.
"That's right... Iger has a question for you—" Fred stammered as he stammered at Angelina.
"What about Hermione and that Ministry of Magic beauty?" Angelina looked at Egger with a smile, and asked directly without waiting for a few people to speak.
“???” Egger feels very bad, obviously he didn't say anything, why does the whole world know about it?
"How do you know?" Iger looked at Angelina in disbelief.
"My uncle works at the Ministry of Magic, and by chance it's the Auror Inspector..."
As soon as the words fell, Egger basically knew what was going on...
All evil related households, do people in government agencies and units gossip like this?
The entire wizarding world is not very large, at best it is only tens of thousands of people, and the Ministry of Magic accounts for thousands of people, according to the relationship between characters and people at most, most families in the wizarding world are related to the Ministry of Magic...
"You... Is there any good way to do it? Iger looked at Angelina directly, hoping that the other party could give him a satisfactory answer.
"You can't start this kind of thing from yourself, as a girl, I tell you very clearly, no matter what you do as a boy, it can't have the slightest effect." Angelina thought for a while and whispered, looking at Egg's rapidly dimming eyes, Angelina slowly spoke: "But you should change your perspective, you shouldn't start with yourself." ”
"What do you mean?" Egger scratched his hair for some unknown reason.
"For example, unconsciously let the two of them have a good relationship, preferably if the relationship is good, they can't wait to marry the same person, so that what you think may be successful." In the end, she is still a woman, and her grasp of the psychology of girls is much stronger than that of the three straight men in front of her.
"This kind of thing... Is it possible? Fred looked at Angelina with some suspicion: "They won't fight?" Or maybe they gang up to destroy Egger? ”
"Not really, they're on pretty good terms...", Egg said, reflecting on the way they both looked, "but only if I'm not there, otherwise Hermione's expression will be ugly..."
Of course, Hermione and Aisha have a good relationship only because Aisha is mature and sensible and takes good care of Hermione, not because of Egger.
When it comes to this kind of principle, Hermione basically won't back down.
"The main problem is, you're too greedy Egger." Angelina seemed to disapprove of Egger's approach of stepping on two boats.
Egger thinks it's okay, he didn't have a girlfriend in his last life, so he has to make it up anyway, two lives, two girlfriends, no problem.
Egg has been avoiding Hermione for the last few days, for fear that the little girl will remember an unhappy time to dig out her heart and lungs, and he feels that he has had enough of this worrying day...
At night, the auditorium was gloomy, and the root cause was that Egger was in a bad mood, and even the whole school was in a bad mood, and the Defense Against the Dark Arts class in the last few days was really not so likable, in fact, no one liked it...
At the long table, Seamus was practicing the expansion spell in front of a howling mushroom that came out of the greenhouse, and after chanting the spell for a long time, the howling mushroom exploded with a bang.
Iger was stunned, how can you even fry mushrooms? Teemo, are you, Teemo?
What is this? Captain Timo on standby? Or is Captain Seamus dying?
The spores of the howling mushroom flew in all directions and stuck to the bodies of the surrounding students, and Colin and Dean bore the brunt of it again, and a layer of red rash instantly appeared on their bodies, and several people screamed in pain.
Bursts of laughter erupted from the Slytherin table, and a few minutes later, a group of people were taken to the infirmary by Professor McGonagall with their faces blackened.
With such an episode, Egger's mood is rare to improve, I have to say, when you are in a bad mood, you find that others are in a worse situation, you will become inexplicably happy.
Although this is a bit harmful to others and not to oneself, but people, there is always a little dark and careful thinking.
Looking at Hermione who was reading a book and eating dinner next to him, Egg felt a little weak, he felt that the only way so far might really be like Angelina said, let the two have a good relationship, maybe he can come and go...
Of course, judging from the current situation, this kind of thing can only be thought about by yourself.
"We thought of it!" Fred rushed over in a hurry, and dragged Egg away in a suppressed excited voice: "Aphrodisiac!" ”
"I said no!" Egg shook his head in annoyance.
"We don't want to use you as a target, we mean to give Hermione a drink of that young lady from the Ministry of Magic's aphrodisimate," George said quickly, his voice very low.
"What do you mean... Let Hermione and Aisha ......? Iger looked at the twins in front of him with a shocked expression: "I beg you, you can be a person..."
"That's the safest way to tie the two of them together..."Fred's face flushed, and he couldn't help himself.
"What about me? What should I do? Egger glared at the two of them: "They're okay, kick me aside?" ”
"All you have to do is wait for the aphrodisiac to take effect," George grinned, a look on his face.
Iger felt that he had underestimated the twins, who were so brutes.
"Then I'm not the same... Hacked? Iger looked at the two of them with some confusion.
"What are you panicking about, it's all your chick anyway, besides, two women, what can you do if you go too far?" Fred explained the stakes to Egger, leaving Egg deeply entangled.
I have to say that this proposal is really too tempting, just thinking about it, Egger feels his nose itching, as if he is going to have a nosebleed.
"Is it reliable?" Egg glanced at Hermione in the distance.
"It's up to you, you can't drug us to do such a bad thing, right?" Fred muttered quietly.
Egger: "??? ”
How do you say that it seems that you are no less than three indiscriminate?
Iger thinks Fred is right, he's going to try it when Hermione comes home for the holidays, maybe it will work...
At the thought of this, Egger was in a good mood, and his originally gloomy face couldn't help but become sunny, and the smile on his face didn't disappear for a few days.
"What the hell is wrong with you? If you are angry for a few days and happy for a few days, is there anything uncomfortable? It was another Defense Against the Dark Arts class, and Hermione stayed in the classroom and looked at Egg with some concern.
Egg looked at the little beauty beside him with a foolish smile, and his nose couldn't help but bleed at the thought of Hermione drinking the aphrodisiac.
"Not much—" Hurriedly covering his nose, Egger said angrily.
The two of them had to complete the plan two nights ago, and what Iger had to do was to dilute the aphrodisiac to make the effect of the medicine fade, so that Hermione would unconsciously have a good impression of each other, so that the effect of the medicine would not be too strong, and the two women would find out that something was wrong.
The main thing is that since Egger had drunk Hermione's polyjuice decoction before, if Hermione did something to Aisha, Aisha shouldn't feel anything wrong.
"Are you... What's the bad idea? Hermione squinted at Egg.
"No, absolutely not." Egger hurriedly waved his hand and hurriedly defended: "It's just that I get excited when I think of you..."
Phew! What am I talking about?! How does this line seem to be perverted?
Patting her forehead with some annoyance, Hermione kissed Egger on the cheek with a rosy face, and then hurried to the next class.
"Alas... How many innocent girls' hearts will be hurt by a boy as good as me..."Egger touched his face a little narcissistically, and suddenly there was a sneer on the wall, and Egger turned his head with a black face, and a handsome boy in the painting was looking at him a little lazily.
The boy's long black hair was simply tied behind him, and there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, which looked bad, but it looked good.