It's so ridiculous, Zhang Yi's life is completely messed up......

There is no other reason than ...... His ancestors came.

It all started three days ago.

It was a dark and windy night, and as a bastard with excellent character and learning, Zhang Yizheng, as usual, had just stuffed two bottles of beer and ten skewers into his stomach, and hummed the most popular golden song "Draw a dragon with your left hand, turn into a rainbow with your right hand." ”

Suddenly, on this old road where Zhang Yi walked for more than ten years, a figure suddenly flashed in front of him, this sudden change startled him, relying on so many years of experience in mixed society, Zhang Yi raised his leg is a kick, and then only heard an arrogant voice coming.

"Presumptuous, brat rude."

Zhang Yixin said What is this, dare to talk to the master like this, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kick you to death.

Just as Zhang Yi was about to kill again, this arrogant bastard spoke again, "I am your ancestor." ”

Zhang Yi was a little confused and said, "What are you talking about?" ”

"I am truly your ancestor."

"Lao Tzu will kill you......" After speaking, Zhang Yi stepped forward one by one, and then he was about to use his means.

But the next moment, Zhang Yi was tragic.

He was subdued, he was thoroughly abused by a guy who claimed to be his ancestor.

Zhang Yi's head was sat under the ass by this psychopath.

The psychopath that fell from the sky said leisurely: "Good boy, it's really my descendant, it's really fucking bloody." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he only heard a "poof", Zhang Yi...... Fainted......

When Zhang Yi woke up, he had already appeared in a strange room, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that the room was snow-white and square.

It's weird, it's weird, there's no windows in the house, there's no light in the house, but how do you do it so brightly?

Just when Zhang Yi was strange, the terrible voice sounded again, "Little rabbit cub, don't look, you were kidnapped by me, haha......"

Hearing this creepy voice, Zhang Yi's mind conjured up all kinds of terrible scenes, what a beggar without legs, a homeless man who had his kidney gouged out, and a single father who had his cornea stolen...... This scene was like a movie, and Zhang Yi unconsciously burst into tears, "I'm only 16!" Isn't this good year going to die here? No, absolutely not, I have to find a way. ”

So Zhang Yi was very backbone...... He knelt down, his head was like pounding garlic, and he kowtowed and cried: "Please, ancestor, let me go!" I have a 60-year-old mother and a 3-year-old child, they can't live without me! Raise your hand. ……”

There was a slight disdain in the mysterious voice, "Cut...... I'm a little skeptical about you, are you a descendant of Lao Tzu! Why are you so shameless! There's a 60-year-old mother, aren't you a fucking orphan? There are still 3-year-old children, have you grown hair? Remember to type a draft next time you are blind, okay. ”

Zhang Yi was a little embarrassed when he heard this, wiped his tears and said, "How do you know?" Yes...... I see, have you been eyeing me for a long time? ”

After speaking, Zhang Yi's painting style suddenly changed, and he stood up very straight and shouted, "Okay, since it is in your hands, I also accept my fate, say it!" If you like any of the parts on me, take them and give your buddy a life. ”

The mysterious man laughed wildly: "Haha...... Okay, it's a descendant of my Zhang family, okay, don't talk nonsense with you kid, open your eyes and watch it carefully. ”

When the sound fell, the scene in the house changed dramatically, the whole room darkened, and then it was like a dome movie theater, and some strange images came into Zhang Yi's eyes.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Yi made up his mind, it turned out that this mental illness had been making trouble for a long time, and he wanted to watch a movie! As soon as he came, he was safe, but Zhang Yi sat directly on the ground, and shouted: "Isn't it just to invite the master to watch a movie?" I almost didn't scare the pee, come on, hurry up the popcorn, the coke is up! Otherwise, this movie is so tasteless! ”

The mysterious man secretly hated itching teeth, this kid's brain circuit was too peculiar, and he scolded directly: "Little rabbit, shut up, give me a good look, or I will kill you." ”

Under the eaves, the man had to bow his head, hug his legs tightly, make it look like a quail, and watch the movie pitifully......

In the video, countless people in ancient costumes pose strangely with their hands, and they chanted words in their mouths, and then they saw countless colorful balls of light appear in their hands, and then some of the balls of light turned into a strange beast that could not be named, some turned into a huge figure with a great figure, and some turned into a peerless divine soldier with different colors and shapes of handles. If you can have such skills, see who dares to bully Lao Tzu.

The image continued, countless strange beasts, demon gods, and divine soldiers fought each other, the battle was extremely fierce, and as time went by, the image was also coming to an end, only to see a group of people in white costumes standing on the top of the mountain, all of which proved that they had won...... Then the room became bright again, and the image faded away......

Zhang Yi was obviously a little unsatisfied, and shouted: "What's the name of this movie?" It's so good-looking, is there a sequel? ”

"Yes." As the voice sounded, an old man dressed exactly like in the movie appeared behind Zhang Yi.

Zhang Yi was startled again by this sound, and then stumbled: "You...... Where did you come from? ”

The old man turned his hand back, and Zhang Yi's tears were about to flow out, and he said aggrievedly: "Yes, I can't afford to provoke you, just say it!" What are you going to do? If you want to kill you, you will have a good time, this is too scary! ”

The old man showed a kind smile again and said, "Little rabbit, let me tell you this!" I am your ancestor. ”

Zhang Yi pursed his lips and said, "Okay, what are you talking about?" Ancestor, I admit it, so can I leave now? ”

The old man shook his head with a smile and said, "Not yet, I have to tell you the history of our family." ”

Zhang Yi knew that it was useless to resist, so let's listen to what this old man said? Thinking of this, Zhang Yi immediately said humbly: "Okay, then please tell me about it!" ”

The old man stroked his beard and said with relief: "Hmm! It's like a word, let's talk to you like this! In fact, our family is a family of deed masters, and the inheritance is also one of the eight families of the deed master, with an extremely noble bloodline, do you understand? ”

Zhang Yi shook his head and said, "Ancestor, did you recognize the wrong person?" I grew up in an orphanage, where did I come from? ”。

The old man smiled without saying a word, and then tore off Zhang Yi's clothes......

Seeing this, Zhang Yi tightened the chrysanthemum, his face was frightened, and he secretly said in his heart: "It's over, chastity is not guaranteed......"