Chapter 3: The Happy Dragon King
Whether it is a god or a man, as long as it is something that he really does not want to do, but he is really helpless, so he has to take over the matter reluctantly.
So do you think that whether it is this god or this person, will regard this matter as a great cause in their hearts, work so hard and fight like that?
I don't think there is any need to think that there is only one answer, and that is NO!
I, Long Jiu, this unprecedented female dragon king in heaven and earth, this is this mood and this mentality at this moment.
Since I took over as the new Dragon King of the Jing River, I have followed the guiding ideology of being the Dragon King of the Jing River for a day, and I have not thought about what resources can be used in the waters of the Jing River that can be used to develop and transform the Jing River.
Anyway, there is a department in the world that is responsible for managing the water conservancy projects of rivers, seas and rivers, so I will stay in my Dragon Palace and live a mess!
The only thing that makes me happy right now is the tight-fitting black Armani brand uniform I am wearing.
This is the Jade Emperor, the God Emperor, who specially ordered the Weaver Girl to hand-sew for me!
Because no matter what, I won't wear the dragon robe that my father thought was cool when he was a dragon king.
Who am I? O God! O true goddess!
To let me wear that thing is a waste of my good body that has already turned into a human form.
Although my figure is not the kind of convex and backward type, I can't tell the front and back basically when it is flat, but I am skinny enough, and bony beauty is also a kind of beauty!
So after my strong demands and protests, my father and the Jade Emperor finally relented, and they agreed that I no longer had to wear the dragon robe that I wanted to vomit when I saw it.
According to my meaning, they specially replaced the dragon robe that made me look uncomfortable with the current set of tight, handsome, cool and charming black uniform skirts.
Look at this novel style, look at this unique shape, these are all designed by me after refining with reference to the most popular fashion elements in the world today.
In addition, my slender dragon legs and black crystal stockings are really seductive!
When I put on this suit and stockings, I was very happy to stand in front of the huge jade spirit realm of the Dragon Palace, and I suddenly remembered that I should let my father see it too, his little dragon girl is so beautiful!
Thinking like this, I ran all the way to the study to show him, and he glanced at me coldly and snorted, "It's not a form! ”
Hearing these four words, I was still so excited that I almost vomited dragon blood and died.
What does it mean to be unorthodox? This is the first style to be launched at this year's Paris Fashion Week in France.
Hum! This can only show that his aesthetic is seriously deviated, and I still don't like his dragon robe, dressed like the eight generations of elders of the beggar gang.
As long as I sit in the Dragon Palace and look at the furnishings here with my eyes open, I feel upset.
I don't know why? I just don't like how to see Jinghe Dragon Palace.
To tell the truth, all the furniture in the Jinghe Dragon Palace is made of high-quality precious materials, and the Lu Ban invited to make it by hand, but I can't even look down on half of the dragon's eye.
It's not that I look down on the superb craftsmanship of Master Luban, but these, these are really nondescript combinations.
Look, how does this all match? An antique mahogany carved table is on top of a laptop, but there is a laptop that loves crazy six.
The pattern of the computer screensaver is still ten years ago when my father participated in the Queen Mother's peach conference, wearing his dragon robe depicting dragons and embroidered phoenixes and holding a peach is smiling and gnawing, and the smile is fake.
And the most unbearable thing for me is the four pillars in the temple, which should be the patterns on the pillars to be exact.
Originally, the four pillars of the temple in the dragon palace were very imposing, each white jade pillar was carved with the pattern of the flying dragon wanting to take off, and the dragon capital on the four pillars rose straight into the hall, showing the spirit of the dragon king condensing the four directions.
But what about my father? He thought that the raised dragon head was too big, and the dragon's eyes were too abrupt, so he replaced all these majestic dragon heads with snake heads according to his unique aesthetics.
Thousand! The noble dragon has a lewd snake head on its body, which, this really makes the gods cry and laugh!
Looking at the hall, these four dragon pillars are too abstract and indignant for people and gods, no, they are four snake pillars.
Thousand! The name really broke me.
In order not to collapse myself, I ordered the crab general to take the shrimp soldiers to tear down all the pillars for me, and then hung four sandbags.
In this way, when I am idle and bored every day, I can still practice the monkey fist taught to me by the Holy Buddha of Fighting Battles, and move my limbs, which is also good for the dragon spine.
I saw that the antique mahogany carved flowers were several long, although the materials were precious and the workmanship was exquisite, but it was not suitable for a desk.
If other gods see it, they will think that my taste is too unique, especially with a crazy six notebooks on it, which really makes this god unbearable.
So I went down with a dragon order, replaced the carved mahogany long table with a modern multi-functional boss table, and then put the crazy six on it.
Wow! When I threw away all the old furnishings and replaced them with new office supplies, desks and chairs, I was so impressed with myself, it all seemed to complement each other so well!
But when I completely transformed the Dragon Palace, there was nothing to do.
On this day, Princess Ao Jing, the third daughter of the Dragon King of the West Sea, my third cousin, that is, the wife of the red boy Niu Tie, happened to be perfect and came to see me.
"Oh, congratulations to the third cousin! No, now you're the Dragon King of Jinghe, and you want to kill my sister. ”
After listening to her snorting words for a long time, I saw her walk in with a twist from side to side, followed by a strong and pungent smell of perfume, which choked me thirty times in a row.
I finally stopped sneezing, and then I asked her, "Third cousin, what are you spraying here?" Pesticides! Choked me to death. ”
As soon as I finished speaking, she smiled mysteriously, put her dragon lips that looked like chicken blood to my ear, and whispered, "Do you know? I've got a baby on me. ”
"Qianna, still baby? Nearly killed my dragon. I replied to her angrily.
In fact, the third cousin, the goddess, has a very good heart and loves me very much, but her biggest shortcoming is that she loves to chase the whole fashion trend when she has nothing to do, and she always looks like a god.
You said that she was originally a beautiful god, but she was stunned to draw the same as the thousand-year-old tree grandma in the demon world, not a god or a demon.
"By the way, I didn't tell you what I sprayed?" When Ao Jing said this, her face suddenly turned red and she looked very embarrassed, I had never seen her like this, it was really strange!
"Third cousin, do you have skin allergies, why is your face so red?" I asked her worriedly, because her face was as red as a monkey's butt at the moment.
'What kind of sensit?' Emotional water'. ”
"Huh? What, what? For her sudden change of topic, and inexplicably said what kind of water, I didn't know what to say.
Seeing that I was stunned, she snorted and said loudly to me, "What water? It's a liquid that can make the male god confused after spraying it. ”
Alas! Really, the effect of introducing this kind of supplies is still so loud, as if it is very glorious, and I can hear that the shrimp soldiers and crab generals inside and outside the Dragon Palace are all covering their mouths and snickering.
"I said cousin, you and Niu Tie have been married for five hundred years, and Niu Zilongnu also has two, who are you going to make confused? Don't you still think about your first love Yang Jian! What's so good about that three-eyed monster. ”
At the mention of this name, I am reminded of the howling dog that bit me, and I hate it so much that my gums itch.
"You, what nonsense are you talking about? It's really white with a beautiful face, and I don't understand the charm at all, hum! Ao Yue originally wanted to praise her for how many male gods she was fascinated by after spraying "emotional water", but she was distracted by my words.
When she was about to leave the temple gate, she suddenly remembered that she had brought me a few new time-traveling novels, which I used to pass the time.
Because he was still angry, Ao Yuetou didn't look back or look at it, so he threw the book over casually.
I had already seen her movements clearly, and I only gently stretched out my right hand to use the spiritual power in my body, and I caught these books intact.
"Thank you, cousin." I raised the book in my hand and sincerely expressed my gratitude.
"No thanks, it's good that I'm not mad at you." I couldn't help but laugh when I heard this angry sentence coming from the water in the distance.
Hee-hee! In fact, it's quite interesting to be such a happy dragon king!