Chapter 4: Ask for a slap in the face, don't lie to you
Lu Qingyu looked at the chrysanthemum pig in front of him who was pouting and dripping with saliva, and suddenly wanted to die.
But the system didn't pay attention to Lu Qingyu's mood, and just mechanically displayed the three small skills of the chrysanthemum pig in a card situation-
The first skill, Sticky Snot, throws out snot to wrap around an enemy unit, reducing its movement speed, which can be used on stacks. Lu Qingyu thought of the scene in his mind that he kept blowing his nose and smearing it on others, while the speed of others was getting slower and slower, and suddenly goosebumps fell to the ground, and his forehead was dripping, this is too disgusting!
The second skill, Steel Spike Strafing, condenses countless steel spikes on the body and strafs enemies around it to deal damage. Lu Qingyu looked at his fairly smooth and fair skin, and then fantasized about his appearance full of bristles, and suddenly shivered again.
The third skill, Rigid Back, forms a bristle wall behind the back, greatly reducing the damage from the back, and has a high chance of rebounding the enemy after absorbing a certain amount of damage. Isn't this a desire to let others poke their own chrysanthemums? Lu Qingyu unconsciously touched his buttocks, remembering the pain when he had hemorrhoids.
Look at the three skills, Lu Qingyu's tears are about to flow out, these three skills seem to be more disgusting than the other, none of them are normal, they are a little windy, isn't this a pit person!
In Lu Qingyu's tears, the three skill cards flipped over, turned their backs to Lu Qingyu, "brushed" a few times, and the cards quickly exchanged positions several times, and then quietly levitated in front of Lu Qingyu.
Lu Qingyu trembled and stretched out his right hand and lightly tapped on one of the cards.
The card slowly turned around, and the four big words "hard back" were impressive!
"Ahh Yes! You really want me to be a chrysanthemum pig! Don't! In Lu Qingyu's miserable howl, the surrounding void collapsed suddenly, and Lu Qingyu only felt that a glimmer of light was rapidly approaching him, and when this light collided with himself......
Rumble!
Lu Qingyu's eyes suddenly opened, and he looked ahead in a daze, a group of fourteen or fifteen-year-old teenagers were surrounding, slowly walking towards him, and the screams of Jia Renhe beside him were still echoing in his ears.
Shaking his head, Lu Qingyu suddenly had an extremely absurd feeling, what was wrong with him, could it be that his head was injured too seriously just now, and he actually had a dream in just a moment!
Lu Qingyu touched his chest, his beads were still there, but his current predicament was still the same, was everything just now true or false?
That's right, "stiff back"!
Lu Qingyu remembered the skill he had chosen, and couldn't help but reach out and touch his back, as soon as his hand touched his clothes, Lu Qingyu felt a tingling sensation, his back was really covered with a thick layer of bristles, which was extremely hard.
Ha! It's true! Lu Qingyu can't care about disgusting at this time, if it's ugly, it's better than being humiliated by these little rabbits.
Thinking of this, Lu Qingyu jumped up excitedly on the ground, crossed his hands on his hips, and looked up to the sky and smiled.
The surrounding circle of teenagers is stupid! What is the situation, a bright light suddenly appeared on the body of this waste just now, which startled everyone. Who knew that the light would come and go quickly, and after the light dissipated, I saw this waste fall to the ground, motionless, and just as everyone was about to go up to investigate, this waste suddenly opened its eyes and jumped up, and smirked with its waist crossed!
Everyone's brains had already frozen, and they all stopped, looking at Lu Qingyu alone and smirking in a daze.
Lu Qingyu laughed enough, so he rolled up his sleeves, stretched out his right hand, picked at everyone with his index point, and said, "Let's go up together, let the master clean up after you!" Don't blame me for not reminding you, it's kind of a slap in the face! Ask for a slap in the face! ”
The people who stood in a daze were suddenly angry, good boy, you think that we will not dare to beat you if you pretend to be a ghost! Dare to provoke, it's just tired!
"Up!" I don't know who in the crowd said hello, and more than a dozen teenagers swarmed up, and they punched and kicked Lu Qingyu.
Lu Qingyu honestly covered his face with his hands when everyone rushed up, and then squatted on the ground with his hands, so everyone's fists and feet hit his back without exception.
"Hah! And it worked! Lu Qingyu, who was squatting with a bright back, secretly snickered in his heart, "I've been beaten so much, but it doesn't hurt at all, it's like a group of people are tickling their backs, it's weird and comfortable!" ”
Lu Qingyu is comfortable, but the teenagers who punch and kick him on the back will be miserable.
As soon as everyone's fists and feet fell on Lu Qingyu's back, they felt that their hands and feet were extremely painful, as if they had been pierced by countless fine needles, and they suddenly screamed in unison, but this was not over, at the same time that the last person's attack fell on Lu Qingyu's back, the bristles on Lu Qingyu's back suddenly contracted, and then quickly sprayed out like a hidden weapon.
"Oops!" "Ouch!" "Mom!" A series of miserable screams sounded, and the circle of people around Lu Qingyu all fell to the ground, and their bodies were full of small steel thorns as thick as cow hair, and their hands or feet were dripping with blood, and the pain made everyone roll on the ground, looking miserable.
Lu Qingyu felt that everyone had finished fighting, so he slowly stood up, and when he raised his eyes, he saw the mess all over the ground, and he was shocked at first, since it was ecstasy, haha, don't look at the ugly moves of this chrysanthemum pig, but the actual effect is still quite good! It's really "pigs can't be disfigured"!
So, Lu Qingyu, who was smiling with his hands on his hips and looking up to the sky, came back, but when he saw him gently kicking the nearest unlucky ghost on the ground with his foot, he used his fingers to point everyone in the air, and said angrily: "Hehe, I told you, I begged to slap my face, but I didn't listen, look, I'm suffering now!" ”
Just when Lu Qingyu was very proud, he suddenly felt as if he had been stung by a bee behind him, and then a terrible scream sounded.
Lu Qingyu scratched his head and turned to look blankly.
I saw a person on the ground not far behind him covering his face in pain, rolling on the ground, and a brick fell beside him. Take a closer look, hey, isn't this person Jia Renhe!
It turned out that when Lu Qingyu was beaten by the crowd, Jia Renhe had almost recovered, after all, he was a body that had cultivated Douqi, and his recovery ability was still very strong. Just when he wanted to watch a good show on the side, he found that everyone was inexplicably knocked down by Lu Qingyu in an instant with a strange method.
Cunning, he reacted immediately, pretending that he was still seriously injured, lying on the ground motionless, and sure enough, Lu Qingyu did not notice his abnormality, but stood in place and laughed proudly.
At this moment, Jia Renhe picked up a brick on the ground and slapped it on the back of Lu Qingyu's neck, and secretly said in his heart, no matter what kind of ghost method you used just now, you can't prevent my sneak attack, see if I don't shoot you to death!
Who knew that Lu Qingyu's "stiff back" was originally a strong skill, and everyone's casual punches and kicks were rebounded like that, not to mention Jia Renhe's all-out brick blow!
As soon as the brick touched Lu Qingyu's back, Jia Renhe felt a strong rebound, and then a black shadow shot at his face.
And so, tragedy happened!
Lu Qingyu saw this situation, and after a little silence, he understood the cause and effect of the matter.
Slowly walked to Jia Renhe's side and squatted down, Lu Qingyu patted him on the shoulder, and said with a melancholy face:
"Pg for a slap in the face, really, don't lie to you! Why don't you believe it~"
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