Standing up and peeing......

After saying this, Jiang Xiaohan himself almost couldn't help laughing.

Because he really couldn't think of what to say, he finally had one, but it was a little funny.

But Jiang Xiaohan knew that he couldn't laugh.

When he smiled, didn't it mean that there was some kind of "malice" in what he just said?

No!

Jiang Xiaohan resolutely affirmed that there was none!

He was very serious and serious, and he gave this example with a sincere heart.

You see......

Everyone is standing and peeing, can you say that people are not grandfathers?

Anyone with a humanitarian spirit can't say that, right?

"You're swearing?"

At this time, some people in the Huangfu Society reacted, and their eyes fell on Jiang Xiaohan's body, and their expressions were full of displeasure.

When she said this, everyone who was still a little stunned suddenly glared at Jiang Xiaohan angrily.

However, hearing the words of the person just now, Jiang Xiaohan was unhappy.

"How can you say I'm swearing?"

Jiang Xiaohan looked at the other party, his face was full of indignation, as if people who didn't know thought how much he had been wronged.

In fact, Jiang Xiaohan also felt that he had been wronged.

He racked his brains and tried his best to help them, Ze fans, prove that their family Ze Ze is a man, but they didn't appreciate it, and even bit back.

Jiang Xiaohan did not accept this kind of grievance.

Why should he be so kind as a donkey's liver and lungs, obviously he is so kind......

In the face of Jiang Xiaohan's demeanor and demeanor, not only those people in the Huangfu Society, but even Zhao Wanxi was almost stunned.

This surnamed Jiang's ......

It's so good to act!

Zhao Wanxi, who knew Jiang Xiaohan, naturally knew that Jiang Xiaohan's actions just now were completely deliberate, how could his character be wronged like that because of the other party's suspicious words.

This thing must have some bad idea in his heart.

Zhao Wanxi, who was silent, had seen through everything, but even so, she wouldn't tell those people in the Huangfu Society.

Zhao Wanxi chose to watch the play, and she was also very curious about what Jiang Xiaohan was going to do next.

"For no reason, why do you say that I curse?"

Jiang Xiaohan looked at the person who spoke just now, and asked very speechlessly, "Come when you open your mouth?" ”

"You ......"

was squeezed by Jiang Xiaohan, and the person who jumped out to accuse Jiang Xiaohan just now blushed, and finally stabilized his mood under the appeasement of others, and then pointed at Jiang Xiaohan indignantly and said, "You just said that we are standing in Ze Ze today...... Standing...... That's ......."

After all, the other party is a girl, and in front of outsiders, especially in front of men, some words are always not easy to speak, such as the word just now, so I hesitated for a while, and finally vaguely found another alternative.

"Isn't that right?"

Jiang Xiaohan spread his hands and asked rhetorically, "Isn't standing and peeing a gentleman's job?" ”

Compared with the other party, Jiang Xiaohan's reaction was very fast, and two rhetorical questions in succession made the other party speechless.

It's not that Jiang Xiaohan's tiger body was shocked, and the aura of the king on his body emanated, which shocked them so much that they couldn't speak, but that Jiang Xiaohan was too cunning.

Jiang Xiaohan just said that their idol Huangfu Ze "stood up and peed today", which is no problem in itself, but if you think about it from another angle, it will be a little wrong.

Standing up and peeing today, what about yesterday, the day before yesterday?

Isn't it squatting?

Otherwise, why would such a normal thing as "standing up and peeing" be specially emphasized?

Everyone didn't react at first, but if you think about it a little, you also think of this.

In this way, their attitude towards Jiang Xiaohan is not so friendly.

Jiang Xiaohan probably knew what they thought, but he couldn't go down according to their thinking, otherwise a high-grade black hat would be indispensable.

It's just that before Jiang Xiaohan could make the next step, those Ze fans of the Huangfu Society were already angry one by one.

"You're really a black fan, I almost believed you just now."

"Our family Ze Ze is such a master, there is no need to prove it at all, you just deliberately ......"

"You're really bad, you don't have to be like that if you want black people, do you?"

“……”

Originally, these people in the Huangfu Society had preconceived prejudices against Jiang Xiaohan, so when they came to their senses, their attitude towards Jiang Xiaohan was naturally not much better, and the situation became tense again.

"Wait!"

In the face of their reaction, Jiang Xiaohan was obviously prepared, so he didn't panic at all, after shouting those two words, Jiang Xiaohan directly raised his head and looked at the people in the Huangfu Society: "Are you over-interpreting what I just said?" ”

These questions made those Ze fans look stunned.

For Jiang Xiaohan's previous sentence, they must have interpreted it, otherwise they would not have reacted this way.

It's just that simple interpretation and over-interpretation are completely different.

If it is over-interpreted, even the most simple sentence can easily be interpreted to contradict the original meaning, and most of these interpretations are biased and distorted.

"The simpler things are, the more complicated they are."

Jiang Xiaohan pretended to sigh with emotion, then looked at the people of the Huangfu Society, and said with disappointment on his face: "Isn't everything just to prove that your family Zeze is a gentleman?" I'm just using the simplest method, who knows how you're going to interpret it......"

At this time, Jiang Xiaohan seemed to hate iron but not steel, and everyone in the Huangfu Society was also a little ashamed of themselves when Jiang Xiaohan said this, and seemed to feel guilty because they thought about Ze Ze like that.

There are so many people on the Internet who hack their Zeze, and it is not easy for Zeze, and they can use the kind of thinking of Kuroko to think about problems, which makes them unable to forgive themselves.

They are the existence that wants to protect Zeze for the rest of his life.

"Tell ...... truth"

Seeing that everyone had fallen into self-blame, Jiang Xiaohan took a deep breath and said slowly: "I am also a fan ......."

"Are you Ze Fan?"

"Impossible!"

"How can you be a fan?"

“……”

Originally, they were still immersed in self-blame, but when they heard Jiang Xiaohan tell this "secret", everyone directly expressed their disbelief.

On Jiang Xiaohan's body, they can't see a trace of Ze Fan at all, even if he is not a black fan, he can't be a true love fan.

This man must have lied to them......

"How do you prove you're a fan?"

At this time, in the suspicious eyes of everyone, the senior sister who brought Jiang Xiaohan and Zhao Wanxi over before gave Jiang Xiaohan a scrutinizing look.

"Why prove?"

Hearing this senior sister's words, Jiang Xiaohan not only did not give proof, but looked at the other party in surprise: "If you really love someone, do you still need to prove it?" Zeze is so good......"