Chapter 4, there are surprises when you play masturbation

"Damn, what is this weapon playing with? I've helped him fight the tower. Moreover, why can't he go up and fight, and hand over the displacement skill first? ”

Han Yao's lungs were about to explode, and she really wanted to type and interact.

But the input method was not adjusted well, and the weapon scolded first:

Jungler, don't you have brains? I don't know what to wait for the CD of my E skill (the cooldown time of "Counter Storm"), and I'm on Nima.

XX thing, get out! Never come to Lao Tzu on the road!

!

You don't have a brain, your parents don't have a brain!

Your whole family has no brains!

As soon as Han Yao saw this kind of troll, he became angry. Although she never takes the initiative to scold people when she plays games, if she is scolded, she must return it.

But when he thought of Jiang Qiao sitting next to him, he really didn't want him to see his irritable side.

"Hey, you can meet this kind of person no matter how you play. It's clear that he ate the stone man's e ("great earthquake trembling") and turned back confidently, and he didn't come out for the last moment, why did he scold me? ”

"Ignore him and have fun with yourself."

This wave of gank failed, Jiang Qiao was also a little embarrassed, and hurriedly comforted:

"It's none of your business. People who play well are like this, they never look for their own problems, and always blame others. This weapon is estimated to have died violently, so let's see if there's a chance on the next road. ”

"Okay."

Jiang Qiao regretted it a little, this kind of rank, it was really better to keep his mouth shut and try to command as little as possible.

In fact, in Jiang Qiao's eyes, this stone man had long been a dead man, and when Pan Sheng first set it in front of the tower, this weapon was directly handed over and connected to the output, and it didn't take so much trouble at all.

In the final analysis, it's because of the saving of skills, because of the dishes.

The stone man took two heads and a double buff, and the weapons were completely out of line. Only one Q will speed up to follow up A and E and drop one-third of their blood, let alone step forward to replenish troops.

A few minutes later, the sound of "An ally has been slain" came from the system. Jiang Qiao didn't look at it, and knew that it should be that the weapon was almost consumed by the stone man, and level 6 was taken away by a set.

This wave was killed, a large wave of soldiers could not eat, and the weapon mentality had completely collapsed. Scolded directly on the screen:

Dead jungler, eat si, go down, go to the opposite side, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you.

You've just eaten! The mouth stinks!

Han Yao couldn't help it, scolding once was enough, and she actually kicked her nose in the face.

was about to type and interact, but Jiang Qiao took the lead:

The toilet bowl is not as clean as you, play your own.

Weapon: I want to curse? This kind of wise jungler does not scold, but it does not have a long memory.

Sindra: As far as others are wrong, you are right about everything? Go on-hook, you don't need it.

Weapons: Ouch, awesome, sit and watch the mid laner carry. Please, let me win.

Sindra: Your mouth stinks, how many days have you not rinsed?

Weapons: What's wrong with Lao Tzu's bad mouth, each one is a bunch of garbage teammates.

Weapons: Load, keep loading. This lineup depends on how you win. Stone Man, Prince, Ice Maiden, Zyra, you enjoy slowly. Don't talk about the sand sculpture jungler, the next road is also TM two talents, a policewoman with forty knives in ten minutes, and a bull head who will not be punished on the spot twice. ”

Policewoman: Stupid * weapon, who are you scolding? Garbage blasted by stone men.

Niu Tou: Sand sculpture, did you provoke you? I do @@@@@, I rub &&&&&&,

Cao @@@@@, pumping #######......

Weapons: Am I garbage? If it weren't for this, the jungler had a rhythm.......

Policewoman: Not garbage yet? I can't beat the stone man's weapon, see you for the first time!

Bull Head: Grandson, come and spray. The spout of the teapot is so big, who is afraid of whom? Dog**, Lao Tzu shouldn't have ....... in the first place

At this time, the guns suddenly lay down on the lower road, and the tempers of the two came up all of a sudden.

The policewoman dislikes the cow head too cowardly, and she doesn't dare to go on it once for ten minutes, she is always consumed by Jiela brainlessly, and many knives don't dare to make up, and the cow head dislikes the female policeman's fancy leaky knife, and the hand chief doesn't dare to use the grass to stack the passive A person, and the basic skills are simply scummy.

In just a few minutes, the two of them marked each other and put question marks many times, and no one could get used to seeing each other, and they were about to scold when they saw it.

At this time, the weapon said that it was not the one who went down the road, and it happened to hit the muzzle of the gun.

Moreover, the next road does not know the situation of crossing the tower on the upper road, and is sneered at by the two of them in turn, and after a wave of scolding and fighting, the weapon is difficult to distinguish, and the heart is more uncomfortable than eating.

What's even more annoying is that this bull head is the real troll, his words are filthy and vicious, and he almost dares not fight back with his weapon.

That string of dung whispers is stronger than Gatling's.

"Hey, it's annoying. Jiang Qiao, I don't want to play anymore. I can't win anyway, you tell me how to go up this rank. I really don't want to mess around in this segment. I felt like I was supposed to have platinum, but ......"

Han Yao didn't want to play anymore, and she didn't have any game experience at all. Moreover, no matter how powerful Jiang Qiao is, even if he is a king, the stone man ice queen or something, it is not a set of seconds.

Jiang Qiao actually didn't want to play anymore, so he didn't have a chance to go on like this. I haven't played in the low rank for a long time, but I didn't expect it to be the same taste.

The two of them then began to chat, and at this time, the painting style of spraying up and down the road had changed to another look.

Weapons: Forget it, I don't want to argue with you guys. Hehe,I really don't know what this game thinks.,It's all garbage teammates.,It's all bears and bears.、Auspicious three treasures.。

Weapons: No matter how you play, you are blind and blind. If there is a mantis male knife on the side, it will be beaten into a dog, and the enemy will sometimes be as fierce as a tiger.

Weapon: You scold, just spray, anyway, I'm going to unload it after playing today.

Weapon: There used to be a joke that the alliance abused me thousands of times, and I treated the alliance like my first love.

Weapon: Nima's bullshit. These XX planners don't know that one day this game mechanic will anger a large number of low-end players who take this game seriously.

Weapons: I take each one seriously, take it seriously, try my best to win, almost no rhythm and no trouble, but why does this dog system have a high probability of giving me a bunch of rotten people?

Weapons: It's either a dish B that shouts fifteen votes if there is a slight disadvantage, or a garbage that sprays feces all over its mouth. It's not more than ten minutes to go on the road with sugar gourds, or it's the middle road dad who "let me get in the middle and I will c".

Weapons: Inexplicable bungee, inexplicable self-confidence to give up a position I can c.

Weapon: Pan Sheng, I want to say sorry to you, sincerely, that wave just now was flashed by me at the beginning. On the way, I didn't mean to complain about you.

Weapon: Actually, I'm not a troll, and I don't want to spray people. The reason for this is not that he was angry with his teammates and became a troll! Sprayed by someone else as a troll!

Weapons: And this rotten game mechanic, I really can't hold it down.

Weapons: You go check my record and see how many SVPs there are, the top and top, the stone man with zero bar eleven, and the Yasuo with two bar nine.

Weapons: Upper Boss, Sain who died three times in less than five minutes, Monkey who fell into the tower in eight minutes, not to mention that he was killed alone, and he kept spraying me to fight the jungle without helping.

Weapons: Other anchors play Death Liusein, play the single monkey, that's the king to the gold platinum abuse dish, these b, no fart operation, no hair consciousness, line operation, vision control, resource control I don't know anything, I really think I'm the king after learning half irrigation.

Weapon: As long as there is a streamer playing a small routine, a large wave of SB will immediately send points in the low rank.

Weapons: There are also upper handles, two double rows, a blind man, who has been helping the inferior dog head, and he will send a double kill to the promised hand once, and he can't say a word bb, so he will give up the dog head and help other roads and start spraying people.

Weapons: I really don't understand, why am I going to win a game, is it that hard?

Weapons: Are you going to keep giving me these trash teammates just because I've tried to win a few in a row? I know that if you want to play in the ranks, you will definitely match your teammates who are a little less strong, but you can't always give me these individual talents, can you?

Weapons: Is it really that hard for this game to be gentle on serious players?

Weapon: I've been playing seriously in the disadvantage game.,Hard-working support.,Say I can turn over the energy c.,It's good to stabilize.,But these people keep sending.,I've been dying inexplicably.,Dead and come to sarcasm and say okay can c?

Weapons: Most of the games I lose, basically because I have worked hard for a long time. It's really uncomfortable to work hard for the whole game, work hard for more than 30 or 40 minutes, and finally lose.

Weapons: Players who play games seriously do not get the respect and support that games deserve, while those rookies and trolls who say that it doesn't matter if they win or lose look like they are justified.

Most of the time, I'm fed up, annoyed, and tired. I really don't want to play this game anymore.

……

On the screen, a series of words were typed down on the weapon, which really made people feel a little sad. How much of a grievance does a player who loves the alliance so much be able to despair like this.......

Even a big dung pit like a cow's head is embarrassed to continue spraying.

Han Yao was silent for a while, she felt that this weapon seemed to be talking about herself...... I still hope that the weapon will continue to play.

So he jokingly said: Haha, it's okay weapons, unload them today, and install them back tomorrow.

Policewoman: Hey, it's all tears. I'm still mixing gold with five hundred......

Bullhead: Weapons, let's double row us, I'm playing jungler. In fact, in addition to boosting and helping, more than half of the people on both sides of the system are at the same level, and there may be a lot of people like me who fill the position, so I feel that there are a lot of pits.

I'm sorry, policewoman, I'm a bit of a trick on you.

Policewoman: It's fine. I'm used to playing alone on the lower road.

Niu Tou: No wonder there are 500 games, you'd better not play AD alone in a single row, how can AD have human rights now.

Policewoman: I'm going to lose anyway, come out and play with weapons, just as a farewell battle, I feel like I can win.

Weapons: Hey, I really don't want to play anymore, I'm sorry for this trick for you.

Policewoman: Actually, whether a person can play or not depends on what he is doing in the disadvantaged game. Come out, drag it out and wait for me to equip it for a while.

Bullhead: Come out, buddy, you shouldn't be disappointed just by saying this from the policewoman. There is still a fight, I think the mid laner is a bit awesome, under such a big pressure from the middle field, and I made up 200 knives in 18 minutes.

Policewoman: They're all here to guard the middle school, they're going to push the tower.

……

In the blink of an eye, there was harmony on the screen, and although the head-to-head ratio had reached 2 to 18, everyone thought that they could continue to play. However, at this time.......

Prince: Demacia!

Stone Man: Hah!

Lisandro: Frozen!

Bounty: Ahahahaha!!!

A wave of melee in the middle lane came down, and the blue side directly killed four.

Jiang Qiao really didn't have any output environment, except for running for his life or running for his life, if he hadn't dodged the stone man's ultimate, the blood bar would also be cleared immediately.

Although the disadvantage is very big now, Jiang Qiao still feels that he can play, he hurriedly cleared the wave of soldiers in front of the 2nd tower, and hid far away to prepare to return to the city.

However, before he could return to the spring, the other four teammates tacitly agreed,

All of them surrendered!!

This......

You guys......

"I'll go, it's gone? What are you playing......."

Jiang Qiao was really speechless, this lie down and lose too quickly, right? If you insist on dragging it out, you may be c. Although the king rolls over in the low ranks, it is not so real, right?

"I'm sorry, Jiang Qiao, I'm too bad." Han Yao whispered.

"It's okay, let's do it next."

The two quit the game and prepared for the next game, and at this time, an interface to add friends popped up, Jiang Qiao took a closer look, and it turned out to be the previous weapon.

He didn't want to add it, but he just thought of the remarks just now, and wanted to comfort him.

But he never expected that as soon as the weapon was added to his friend, he asked directly:

Friend, I'm sorry for the last one, I just wanted to ask,.

You......

Is it the snow god who used to be in a double row with [Green Fox]?