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Then Ji Zhuoming threw out more than twenty large duffel bags and said: "These are all brought back from the human world, you can take a look, what do you like to give to you." Li Yi and the others nodded happily, they were also very curious about things in the human world.
Huang Hao looked at Xu Yue with squinting eyes: "Sister Yue'er can take whatever she likes." Everyone was stunned, Xu Yue smiled awkwardly and nodded, and the eight of them quickly pounced on the luggage.
Li Yi and the others have never seen any duffel bags, they don't know how to open them at all, Gong Ruoqing is the most direct, and directly tore the duffel bag into two sections. Seeing this, Li Yi and the others immediately studied, and soon all the luggage bags were torn up by Li Yi and the others.
Huang Hao and Ji Zhuoming looked at the duffel bags distressedly, because those things couldn't be bought at all now.
Chen Xiangyi took out a flashlight and said strangely: "What is this thing?" ”
Ji Zhuoming said casually: "This is a flashlight, it's useless." ”
Chen Xiangyi sighed and threw the flashlight out directly. Bang! The flashlight fell on the stone and fell apart, and Ji Zhuoming's eyes widened.
Fang Xuehui took out a pair of sunglasses and looked at Ji Zhuoming with strange eyes, Ji Zhuoming said: "That's sunglasses, brought to the eyes." ”
Fang Xuehui was stunned when she heard this, but she took it backwards, and the temples pinched her ears in the opposite direction. Fang Xuehui frowned and glanced around: "Why did it get dark?" ”
Ji Zhuoming looked at Fang Xuehui speechlessly, and Li Yi and the others also looked at Fang Xuehui in surprise: "Sister, you are so handsome!" Fang Xuehui straightened her chest and continued to rummage through the "baby" with her sunglasses, the sunglasses slipped down, and Fang Xuehui quickly brought them up again.
Sky Dance took out a square red box, and when she opened it clumsily, there was an extremely valuable diamond necklace inside, and Sky Dance took it to her neck.
Huang Hao opened his mouth wide, the necklace was what he was going to give to Xu Yue, but he didn't expect it to be obtained by Tianwu, he obviously told Ji Zhuoming to put it away. Looking at Ji Zhuoming again, Ji Zhuoming's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and he muttered in a low voice: "How did I forget this." ”
Xu Yue took out a red hard hat, looked at it curiously, and Huang Hao suddenly appeared beside her: "This is a hard hat, which can protect your head from injury!" Xu Yue was startled, stared at her big eyes and nodded silently.
Huang Hao brought the helmet to his head, knocked the helmet with his hand and said, "Look, it's very strong!" ”
Xu Yue said happily: "Can I try it?" Huang Hao hurriedly nodded: "Yes, you try." Xu Yue raised his hand, and a sword qi struck.
"Bang!"
"Ahh......h
The helmet was suddenly scattered, Huang Hao flew out with a scream, fell to the ground and did not move, and everyone was stunned.
Ji Zhuoming quickly came to Huang Hao's side: "Rhubarb, are you okay!" ”
Huang Hao stuck out his tongue and raised his head with big eyes, "It's okay......"
"Boom!" After speaking, he lay on the ground and didn't move, everyone was in a cold sweat, and Xu Yue was even more embarrassed.
Mengdie took out a pistol, and just as she didn't know how to use it, she pulled the trigger in her little hand.
"Smack!" Everyone stared at Dream Butterfly, who was startled and immediately threw away the pistol.
Ji Zhuoming looked at his leg with a wry smile, and Mengdie's shot hit him right in the leg.
"Ah......!!!!h With a painful scream, Ji Zhuoming squatted on the ground with his legs in his arms, and Mengdie looked at Ji Zhuoming in embarrassment.
Ji Zhuoming looked at Mengdie with great grievance, and suddenly he saw the red ball in Gong Ruoqing's hand, and his eyes suddenly widened: "Don't touch that red button!" ”
Gong Ruoqing was stunned for a moment and looked at the ball in his hand: "What is this?" There are no red buttons, huh? Fang Xuehui and the others came over curiously after hearing this.
Ji Zhuoming clearly saw that the flashing red time in the ball was already "one", and he shook his head helplessly and said, "No!" ”
"Boom!"
"Ahh Li Yi and the others all fell to the ground, and the red liquid spilled all over their bodies.
Ji Zhuoming shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Tomato bomb ......"
Li Yi and the others stood up and looked at Ji Zhuoming angrily, and Ji Zhuoming said embarrassedly: "Don't worry...... Tomato bombs can't hurt anyone, and ketchup is delicious, isn't it? ”
Li Yi and Xiaofeng added a little bit, it was indeed delicious, and the two nodded with a smile. But the six women are different, they are the ones who love beauty the most. Gong Ruoqing immediately rushed up, grabbed Ji Zhuoming and beat him violently, and Chen Xiangyi and several others also rushed up to beat him.
After all, Fang Xuehui was a Gu Immortal for thousands of years, although she was angry, she didn't make a move, but stood aside with sunglasses to watch the battle, and taught the five girls how to fight from time to time.
Ji Zhuoming's screams continued, and Huang Hao had also woken up, standing aside in fear and not daring to speak. Li Yi and Xiaofeng glanced at each other and said in unison: "Don't mess with women!" ”
Since seeing the things brought back by the two ancient gods from the human world, Li Yi and the others have become very interested in the technology of the human world, but a few people don't dare to touch the things in the hands of the ancient gods casually.
The two ancient gods were also very depressed, originally wanted to have a good time in the Valley of the Absolute Sword, but they ended up being no one and no ghost.
The two ancient gods had extremely strange personalities, and Li Yi and the others were very helpless, but they were helpless. Huang Hao and Ji Zhuoming's things were all placed in the pavilion of the Absolute Sword Valley, and they filled the room with some messy things in the ring, and Li Yi and the others could only face it in a cold sweat.
Huang Hao's weapon is a silver-white spear called Broken Soul! The spear is a foot long, and it exudes a silvery-white light, which looks very powerful, in his words: "Handsome!" "Ji Zhuoming's weapon is a red fairy sword, named Qiuyue!
The two ancient gods possessed the strength of the Golden Immortal, and it is said that the Heaven of the Nether Realm suppressed it, so they have been stopping at the Golden Immortal.
The Seven Ancient Swords of the Absolute Sword Valley possessed a powerful sword spirit and could cultivate on their own, while the weapons of Huang Hao's two ancient gods did not have these, so the two of them were very envious of the Seven Ancient Swords. Seeing the Seven Ancient Swords floating there, the two of them did something that made everyone else break out in a cold sweat.
In order to allow his weapon to float there, Huang Hao made two silk threads, one end tied to the Soul Breaking Divine Spear, and the other end tied to the Ziyang and Bishui Ancient Sword. In this way, with the "help" of the two ancient swords, the Soul Breaker Spear finally "floated" on the platform. Ji Zhuoming also took out a silk thread, tied Qiuyue at one end, and tied it to the tall maple tree at the other, so that Qiuyue also "floated".
Seeing their weapons "floating", the two ancient gods nodded with satisfaction, while Li Yi and the others opened their mouths in surprise, and the seven ancient swords were also covered with black lines.
Xiaofeng nodded dumbly and said, "Good way, I can also use this method to make my landscape fan float." ”
Li Yi and the others frowned when they heard this, and looked at the laughter, and the laughter scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "I just said it casually, casually said it......" Li Yi and the six girls lowered their heads helplessly.
At night, when the bright moon was in the sky, Li Yi and the six girls were still enjoying the moon with laughter, and suddenly a piece of guitar music sounded, and the eight people were stunned for a moment.
On the platform, the Seven Ancient Swords flickered with dazzling light, shining on the two ancient gods, Huang Hao and Ji Zhuoming. The two of them played the guitar in the colorful light, and the beautiful music floated in the Absolute Sword Valley, and Li Yi and the eight of them all came to the platform laughing and listening to the performance of the two.
It was also the first time that ordinary human realm musical instruments had appeared here, so Li Yi and the others were very curious.
After playing a musical prelude, the two ancient gods took a deep breath and began to play and sing to themselves. The rhythm slowly accelerated, and the Seven Ancient Swords and the two of them also quickly changed the strength of the light.
The two ancient gods opened their mouths and sang: "Come on, I'm a spinach, a cabbage, a cabbage, a ......."
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
"Poof......!"
Eight people fainted, and Li Yi even spewed out a mouthful of bitter bile water and fainted on the ground. The seven ancient swords suddenly dimmed, and all of them fell to the platform. The Bailing Divine Beast and the Heavenly Dragon Divine Beast also opened their mouths wide and stared blankly at the two ancient gods on the platform.
Huang Hao and Ji Zhuoming had a big bead of sweat on the back of their heads, and Huang Hao said embarrassedly: "This is the end of the performance...... Thank you all for your enjoyment! After that, Ji Zhuoming disappeared without a trace.
In the early morning of the next day, the two ancient gods changed into the clothes of cooks in the human realm, and the two of them fetched water, cut vegetables, lit a fire, and were very busy. Li Yi and the eight of them looked at the two people in the pavilion curiously.
Ji Zhuoming straightened his chest and said: "Today I will show you a delicious meal in the human world!" ”
As soon as it came to eating, Chen Xiangyi, Gong Ruoqing, and Xu Yue couldn't help it, and the three girls immediately rushed into the pavilion and stood obediently to the side and looked at Ji Zhuoming. Li Yi grinned, thinking about cooking, there would be no accidents, so he also walked into the pavilion.
Li Yi entered, and of course Fang Xuehui and the others couldn't help but enter, so the eight of them all entered the pavilion.
Huang Hao happily ran around to prepare cooking materials for Ji Zhuoming, Ji Zhuoming stood by the stove with his chest straight like a chef, and Li Yi and the eight looked at the two with interest.
The stove fire has been lit, and it is a gas stove brought back by Ji Zhuoming from the human world.
Ji Zhuoming picked up a bucket of golden bottled liquid and said: "This is a common edible oil in the human world, and the dishes stir-fried with it are fragrant and delicious!" Li Yi and the eight nodded with a smile.
The gas stove had already been lit, the iron pot was already hot, Ji Zhuoming came to a beautiful and chic posture of opening the lid with one hand, and Li Yi was amazed by the stains. Ji Zhuoming smiled slightly with satisfaction, and poured the oil bucket in his hand into the pot......
"Boom!"
With a muffled sound, black smoke came out of the pavilion, and Li Yi and the eight of them coughed and ran out of the pavilion.
Ji Zhuoming staggered out of the pavilion with a dark face: "Huang Hao! Are you giving me cooking oil or gasoline? ”
Huang Hao was stunned for a moment and said, "What I gave you is cooking oil." ”
"Impossible, how can cooking oil catch fire!"
Huang Hao also looked at the oil drum in his hand in confusion: "Oh my God!" I got it wrong! Li Yi and the eight opened their mouths wide in a daze.
Ji Zhuoming shouted angrily: "It's all you kid!" I'll kill you! Saying that, he actually cried, and holding Huang Hao was a punch and kick!
Huang Hao screamed: "I don't want this, who asked you to put them together, I don't want it!" Yes! Spare your life! Li Yi and the eight of them suddenly shed a cold sweat, and the two divine beasts on the platform also shed a rare cold sweat.
A few days later, Fang Xuehui took the five daughters to bathe in the lake of the Absolute Sword Valley, so Li Yi left the Absolute Sword Valley with Huang Hao and Xiaofengsheng.
Ji Zhuoming yawned and walked out of the pavilion, and suddenly looked blankly at the six girls who only showed their heads in the lake.
Ji Zhuoming walked over laughing, and the six girls walked away from the shore in surprise. Ji Zhuoming straightened his chest and said: "I let you appreciate the most standard diving in the world!" Saying that, Ji Zhuoming rose into the air and pounced towards the lake at a height of ten zhang.
The six women shouted: "Pervert! They slapped each other together.
"Boom!"
"Ahhh......h
Outside the Absolute Sword Valley, Li Yi, Huang Hao, and Xiaofengsheng looked at the starry sky with their big mouths open, and said in unison: "Don't mess with women!" ”
Li Yi and Huang Hao were talking about their self-realizations, and laughing alone on the lawn resting on the distance. After a long time, Li Yi and Huang Hao both felt bored, so Huang Hao casually played an immortal trick and said: "This is my own mastery created before, Thunderbolt!" It can hit opponents quickly, but its power is very weak. As he spoke, he struck the thunderbolt into the sky, and a white divine thunder thunderbolt instantly thundered, quickly reaching the limit.
"Boom!"
"Ouch my mother!"
The laughter in the distance jumped up with black smoke: "Who did this!" Li Yi's mouth opened wide in surprise, and Huang Hao was also stunned.
Xiaofeng declared that Bai Li Yi would not do such a thing, so he ran over and grabbed Huang Hao is violent beating, Huang Hao screamed: "Ah! Don't be angry, brother! The little brother didn't mean it......" Xiaofeng didn't care about this, it was still punching and kicking, and Li Yi scratched his head in embarrassment.
A few days later, on this day, Li Yi and Chen Xiangyi took the Bailing Divine Beast and the Heavenly Dragon Divine Beast to walk in the Absolute Sword Valley, and the two divine beasts squatted happily on the shoulders of the two, at this time Huang Hao and Ji Zhuoming walked over head-on.
Li Yi smiled and said, "What are the two brothers going to do?" ”
Huang Hao shook his shoulders and said, "It's boring, go out and have a look." Brother, is this your pigeon? Why is the tail so long? Huang Hao pointed to the Bailing Divine Beast and said.
Li Yi was stunned: "Pigeons? The Hundred Spirit Divine Beast also widened its eyes in confusion.
Huang Hao laughed and said: "Brother Yi is really interested, but why do you raise pigeons?" Raising parrots is also better than pigeons...... Ah! ”
The Bailing Divine Beast was suddenly furious, and with a scream, Huang Hao was knocked out with a small fist, while Ji Zhuoming was knocked out by Tianlong's small fist because he said that Tianlong looked like a gecko. The two divine beasts fell on the shoulders of the two angrily, and Li Yi and Chen Xiangyi smiled bitterly.
The cultivation realm calmed down temporarily, and Li Yi proposed that the Tianheguan hold a cultivation conference, in order to tell the ancient god heirs about the situation in the Absolute Sword Valley through the conference, so as to attract the attention of the ancient god heirs.
Now there is still more than a month before the Xiuzhen Conference, Li Yi and the others are very idle, although there are two funny ancient gods and elders who do funny things, but everyone is still very united.
On this day, Li Yi and others went out to rest in a valley, Huang Hao and Ji Zhuoming set up a tent for the six women, and the six women happily lay in the tent to rest.
Huang Hao pulled Ji Zhuoming to a no-man's land and said, "Do you say there is any way to catch up with Sister Xu Yue?" ”
Ji Zhuoming said casually: "Weigh the night dark and the wind is high, and pull her to the small tree ......"
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