VOL. Weight Loss Odd Talk

Like all people who lose weight, everyone thinks at the beginning that "don't work hard, don't be too tired, don't take time, don't bother, but it has a very effective effect" This magical way to lose weight appears.

Judging from all the weight loss methods on the market, only taking diet pills and dreaming are more in line with this effect. However, everyone knows the saying that "it is a medicine that is poisonous", and taking diet pills is undoubtedly harmful to the body...... To sum up, it is happier to dream steadfastly.

However, Rika Fujimaru can't accept this kind of happiness that is willing to fall - but if you think about it, if you don't control your diet, you are already willing to fall, right?

Knocking on the door of Paracelsus, he saw that it was Yagi, a young man who was gentle and elegant regardless of his suitability, and showed a rare sad look.

"I'm sorry. Yagi, I made the stock solution for the things you commissioned before, but I don't know where to put them later. I'm getting ready to try to mix again. ”

Rikka was curious and asked, "What did you order?" ”

"In a word, it is the [Love Secret Medicine] of the Rune Factory, a magical drink that can deepen a layer of bonds if you give it to the Heroic Spirit once!"

Yagi Yukisai said it proudly, Fujimaru Rika applauded on the side, and suddenly, the conversation changed, and Rika asked, "Then who do you want to drink?" ”

"Uh-huh...... Of course, it's the beauty of all Chaldea, and the ending of my harem will be reached on that day! ”

Yukisai Yagi shrugged his shoulders while laughing, looking like a full evil face.

“…… Senior, I'm really disappointed. I'm sad to say this in front of a girl who may become your wife in the future. Ah, I'm so sad. ”

"Let's wait until you say yes! And that's okay! The drop in favorability is solved by making you drink! This is the Rune Factory! ”

"Apologize to the production team!"

The two sang and talked about the cross talk of husband and wife, which made Paracelsus even more inexplicable.

"Well, so the Lord and Yagi-kun, what are you here for?"

"Ahh Forget about business! Excuse me, there are pills that can make you lose weight quickly, right?! The kind with no side effects? Yes! There must be! ”

Fujimaru Ritsuka's eyes were blazing, and Paracelsus looked helpless.

"I'm sorry Master, in our time, there was no concept of losing weight, magicians don't care about body shape, and besides, most magicians are busy researching all day long, and their bodies are not very good, and they don't have any special fortune."

"So no? Then don't say that the other magicians are very thin! ”

Rika Fujimaru was in tears, and the last thing she could hear now was that everyone else was thin, which was the same as mockery.

But to be honest, Rika Fujimaru is not fat. From a man's point of view, that's a perfectly acceptable weight, but it's a different story for women. Sometimes, women are extra critical of their bodies.

"However, according to my knowledge, fat should be dissolvable. If you use the right reagent, you should be able to dissolve the subcutaneous fat, and then convert it into other substances and remove it from the body, which should be able to achieve rapid weight loss. ”

"Oooh! Great, I knew you were okay with Daddy! ”

"Daddy?"

Paracelsus looked around and finally determined that the title might have been given to him.

Of course, as I said before, Holy Grail doesn't instill games and animations as common sense, and of course he can't know that there is an anime about alchemy in this world, and the protagonist is nicknamed Peewee by fans, and his dad is called von Hohenheim, who is also nicknamed Bean Dad. This character was created based on Paracelsus.

"But, Rikka, you can think about it, it's like liposuction."

Yagi suddenly poured a basin of cold water, lifted her arm, and pinched a piece of meat through her sleeve.

"When the time comes, your body will be like a piece missing, yes, it's hard and uneven, it's ugly."

“…… Yes, probably not, right? ”

Rika Fujimaru asked tentatively, but Paracelsus nodded and agreed with Yagi's statement: "That's inevitable." Because it is a practice of forcibly stripping away the original filler. There is bound to be a sense of incongruity. ”

"Then I don't want it, thank you."

As soon as she heard that it was harmful, Rika Fujimaru refused at that time.

The two walked in the corridor, and Fujimaru Rika smiled bitterly: "It seems that the easiest pills to lose weight can't be done." ”

"Well, then use a more practical one, which is the so-called exercise to lose weight!"

Before Yagi Yukisai finished speaking, Fujimaru Rika walked to Leonardo da Vinci's workshop by herself.

“? Wait, where are you going? ”

"I'll go and see if there are any diet pills there for Leonardo da Vinci."

"Hey, you're not dead yet!"

"Leonardo da Vinci is an almighty genius! There won't be a problem! She is very reliable! ”

Rika Fujimaru nodded vigorously.

Of course, there was nothing like that in Leonardo da Vinci's workshop.

Why......

"Because I was busy with work when I was alive, I basically didn't grow meat. Now I am the embodiment of beauty, how could I need such a thing. ”

Leonardo da Vinci said the fatal blow to Fujimaru Ritsuka with a hearty face, and the girl at this time was like a famous scene in a classic boxing comic, and the whole person was "burned out".

"However, I'm actually worried about my weight, Xiao Lixiang, you're really cute! In fact, as long as you reduce your daily dessert intake, won't it automatically decrease? ”

"No, this is the only one!"

Fujimaru Rika flatly refused.

"Wei Gong, Boudicca, Tamamo Cat, Ding Xiaowan, everyone made a meal for me in front of Tamamo, how can I turn a blind eye, I have to eat it all, this is the respect for the chefs!!"

"I think you're just gluttonous, right?"

Leonardo da Vinci smiled profusely, but, as an all-powerful genius, she had expected such a thing a long time ago.

So...... With great interest, she pulled out a large box from the cabinet beside her.

If the pattern on the outside of the corrugated box is a combination of internal parts, then it should be an indoor bicycle. It's the kind of thing that is fixed to the floor and doesn't move forward even if you play with your life, so you can easily exercise in the city.

"It's !! As long as you have this! ”

Rika Fujimaru clearly knew this thing too.

"Well, as long as you have this, just consume all the fat you eat! There is also a music mode here, and you can also put your mobile phone here, so you can exercise while listening to songs and watching songs! ”

"Oooo It is worthy of Leonardo da Vinci! Genius! ”

"If you buy it now, it also comes with da Vinci secret essential oil, which can effectively help you tighten your skin, and it will not cause loose skin due to weight loss!"

"Great! Long live Leonardo da Vinci!! ”

"Thank you for coming, Sheng Hui 20 million quantum fragments (QP), 44 phoenix feathers, 53 infernal gears, 72 forbidden pages, 45 black beast fats, elf roots and wisdom scarabs are as familiar as everyone else, I won't count yours."

"Profiteer, ahhhh!!hh

In this way, the girl's dream of easy weight loss was shattered.