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Liu Bei lay on his back behind the mound, touched his stomach, and said half-dead: "Oops~~ Oh, Xiaowei, no, I'm dying of hunger, you go and give me and Cao Apu a whole leg of lamb to eat, otherwise we have to go to see Lord Yama in advance." ”

Cao Cao leaned his head on Liu Bei's shoulder, and also stretched out his right hand weakly, pointed to a patch of lush grass behind the mound and said: "Xiaowei, see the sheep in the direction of twelve o'clock, you and General Meng and the King of Qin hurriedly touch it, and give me and the big-eared thief a lamb back, as long as the hands and feet are sharp, it will definitely not be discovered, if you can't catch the sheep, then ......"

"Giggle." A few rooster crows suddenly came to everyone's ears.

Hearing the rooster's crow, Cao Cao sat up rubbly, changed his previous weakness, and his cloudy old eyes flashed one after another, and even the reflection of Huang Xiaowei in his pupils could be seen, so you can imagine how bright Cao Cao's eyes are now.

Cao Cao rubbed his hands, watched Huang Xiaowei swallow a mouthful of saliva, and said with a thief on his face: "Even if you can't catch the sheep, you can give me the whole chicken." ”

Huang Xiaowei: "......"

"Damn, are you Cao Cao or a weasel, why do you know how to catch chickens every day!"

Huang Xiaowei glanced at Cao Cao angrily, "If you want to eat chickens, catch them yourself, what do you say to me, but I didn't see that the herdsmen were standing next to me, with bows and arrows and scimitars in their hands, how dare I go!" Even if you don't mention the herdsmen, there are still a lot of dogs on the side of the flock, don't we just grabbed a chicken here, and before we could run, we were bitten on the heel by the dog. ”

Qin Shi Huang also interjected at this time and said: "What Xiaowei just said was too polite, and he overestimated us too much, and he was still holding a chicken?" Daydreaming! The widow knows that the arrows of these Hun herdsmen are accurate, as long as we dare to show our heads, we will definitely be shot into a sieve. ”

Qin Shi Huang touched his hungry stomach and sighed: "Lao Cao, you still have to endure it, the little army should be almost there." ”

Cao Cao lay back on Liu Bei's body, his face full of lovelessness.

Liu Bei stared at the sky and teased: "Hehe, wait for the small army to come...... You said that when he arrived, it was more likely that he would come to bring us food? Or is it more likely that the body will be collected? ”

Huang Xiaowei put on an old pedantic appearance, cleared his throat, raised his right hand to raise the eyes that he didn't have in the corner of his eye, that is, a cloud of air, and pretended to say: "This, science shows that people generally starve to death if they don't eat for seven days, I estimate that Xiaojun will definitely arrive in seven days, so let's wait patiently." ”

"Besides, isn't it starvation, isn't it eating tree bark?" Huang Xiaowei spread his hands, "Is this a problem?" Is this a problem? Everyone should show the courage of the Red Army's Long March, not afraid of hardship, not afraid of muscle hunger, and wait for the small army to save us with peace of mind. ”

Cao Cao stared at Huang Xiaowei for a long time, and the word idiot was almost written in his eyes.

Cao Cao said in a humble voice: "Xiaowei, it's really okay for people to not eat for three days, but if people don't drink water for three days, they will die of thirst." ”

Liu Bei then made up a knife and said: "Well, during the Red Army's Long March, you can still eat tree bark, but look at the vicinity here...... The nearest meadow is two miles away from us, what's the matter, you want us to eat soil, right, I haven't heard that eating soil can live for seven days. ”

Huang Xiaowei was speechless, he forgot, it's not enough to just skip eating, they still have to drink water, but ...... I don't even dare to leave this mound now, where can I find water to drink...... And then there is eating dirt...... Oh my God, Lao Tzu is also worth hundreds of millions, why is he now reduced to eating soil, is there any reason for this!

After Cao Cao gave Huang Xiaowei a little common sense of life, he slowly set his eyes on Meng Tian, who was honestly sitting cross-legged across from him, looking at Meng Tian, Cao Cao put on a pitiful appearance, and said, "General Meng, am I your teacher?" ”

Meng Tian didn't think about it, and immediately solemnly hugged his fist at Cao Cao and said: "The teacher's grace of teaching and preaching, Meng Tian dare not forget." ”

Old God Cao Cao nodded, "Well, very good, catch a chicken for the teacher." ”

Liu Bei accosted: "Give me a piggyback hand and bring one, I want a mother." ”

Meng Tian: "......."

General Meng Da looked at the prosperous Xiongnu tribe behind the mound, this seems to be a certain royal court of the Huns, belonging to the rear of Dada, plus the front line is now fighting, so the main force of the Huns has basically been transferred to the front line, but even so, there are more than 2,000 Hun cavalry here, plus 10,000 Hun people, and countless cattle, sheep and livestock.

General Meng Da is very brave, even if he is a thousand troops, he dares to go alone, but if he walks alone among thousands of troops, it is just to catch ..... Ah no, it's stealing two chickens, and General Meng won't kill him, don't talk about anything else, it's a shame.

Meng Tian's face turned red, and finally spit out three words, "I'm not going." ”

Liu Bei asked, "Why?" ”

"I can't afford to lose that man."

The dignified General Daqin has actually become a chicken thief, as long as Meng Tian is not stupid, he will never do such a thing.

Huang Xiaowei was a little dumbfounded on the side and said: "Hey, you two are old and immortal, what are you doing for the embarrassment of Lao Meng, it's still the same sentence, I want to eat chickens and catch them yourself, otherwise it's okay, I'll take you back to the Three Kingdoms now, and let you bring more than 100,000 troops to directly level this tribe, and when the time comes, you don't want to catch chickens and chickens, and you want to eat sheep and eat sheep." ”

Cao Cao Liu Bei stared at Huang Xiaowei speechlessly, "Let hundreds of thousands of troops come to the Han Dynasty just to steal a few chickens, Xiaowei, your kid's recent ideas are really getting more and more rancid, we all went home, why don't you just eat a good meal at home, and spend this matter, you and we ......."

Before Cao Cao and Liu Bei's words were finished, a voice suddenly sounded in the ears of the five people.

"Who are you?"

Huang Xiaowei and the five people were shocked when they heard this voice, and then several people turned their heads mechanically and looked behind them, only to see a Hun man who was eight feet tall and dressed as a herdsman, who was standing curiously on the top of the mound, looking at the five strangely dressed guys in front of him.

It's over, it's exposed!

After seeing this Xiongnu herdsman, Huang Xiaowei and the five of them glanced at the opposite side, General Meng slowly moved forward, Qin Shi Huang quietly picked up a piece of earth and stone, Cao Cao Liu Bei also put on a smiling face, planning to greet this Xiongnu herdsman first, to confuse and confuse him, so that Meng Tian Qin Shi Huang had a chance to stun him.

The division of labor of several people is very clear, they didn't say anything, they just tried each other a few times, and they understood the meaning in their eyes, it was really powerful, and at present, Huang Xiaowei had nothing to do, no, he did, it was still a big deal!

To put it simply, it is to scout the terrain, that is, to be a pioneer when escaping.

Meng Tian quietly came to the edge of the mound, ready to jump up at any time, and dragged down the Xiongnu herdsman who was looking above, Qin Shi Huang also found a stone, as long as the Hun was dragged down by Meng Tian, he would be stoned.

Cao Cao and Liu Bei also stood up with a smile on his face, ready to have a family trip with this Xiongnu herdsman.

But then, the Hun herdsman spoke.

"Are you businessmen who have come here to do business?"

Meng Tian, who was about to jump, suddenly stopped in place, and the stone in Qin Shihuang's hand was also thrown aside by him, Huang Xiaowei silently walked back to the side of the four people, looking at the Hun herdsman in surprise.

Cao Cao Liu Bei glanced at each other after a brief period of astonishment, and then hurriedly smiled and said, "Yes, yes, we are businessmen who have come here to do business, do you have anything to sell to us?" ”

As he spoke, Liu Bei took out a piece of gold from his pocket.

The moment he saw the gold, the Hun herdsman couldn't help licking the corners of his mouth, a trace of fire flashed in his pupils, and he said happily: "Yes, we have everything here, a few of them go home with me first, why don't you choose well." ”

The enthusiastic Xiongnu herdsmen jumped down directly from the mound, pulled Huang Xiaowei and walked towards the tribal royal court.

A few people didn't come back to their senses until they walked into the tent where the Hun herdsman lived, wondering what the hell was going on, and why did this thing treat them as merchants? Do they dress a lot like the merchants of this year?

One thing is certain, though...... That's gold, and it's recognized everywhere you go.

Huang Xiaowei Qin Shi Huang Meng Tian was a little puzzled by this Xiongnu herdsman, why he regarded them as businessmen who came here to do business, but Cao Cao and Liu Bei more or less understood, thinking that there should always be some foreigners who came to this Xiongnu court to do business, such as what Dayue clan near the Han Dynasty, as well as Uzi and other countries, and a little farther is the Roman Empire.

It's normal for foreigners to dress up strangely, after all, it's a foreign country, and Huang Xiaowei They are also thanks to the modern clothes they are wearing, if they wear the Hanfu of the Han Dynasty, they will definitely be captured by the Huns, originally these five people look the same as the Han people in the Central Plains, if they wear Hanfu again, it is not impossible to say that it is a spy sent by the Han Dynasty.

However, Huang Xiaowei's modern service completely dispelled the speculation in the hearts of the Xiongnu herdsmen, and they only regarded them as businessmen who came from outside and did business with them.

This situation is not uncommon, just as Cao Cao and Liu Bei thought, this Xiongnu tribe often has some foreign merchants to buy horses and other goods, and the herdsmen have long been surprised.