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This terrible live TV broadcast finally came to an end an hour later, a program of only 20 minutes, after seeing the amazing ratings, the station leaders in line with the idea of making money and dying, extended the program time to more than two hours, in these two hours, the advertising time was shamefully 68 minutes, in addition to the original some advertisements, there were also many new advertisements on TV, many advertisers after seeing the terrible ratings of this economic program, Holding the banknotes and crying and shouting to ask the director to help them insert their own advertisements, but Rao is like this, no one in front of the TV or in front of the computer has left, because Liu Bei and Cao Cao's performance is too pleasant, fighting, tearing, and demolishing, one is more ruthless than the other, especially the ability of the two old men to dismantle the stage is too strong.

Dismantle the other party's station, dismantle the host's station, dismantle the director's station, dismantle the cameraman's station, and finally simply dismantle the entire TV station, at this moment the director's heart is entangled, Liu Bei and Cao Cao brought them super high ratings, he is very happy, but the two old men, can they not tell the truth, there are some things that can't be said openly, how can you shake it out for me, this makes us how to see people in the future, and you tell the truth I don't care about you, But can you not make it up, when did I have a leg with Xiao Liu, we are ........ Alas...... Please come back with two living ancestors!!

Afterwards, according to the statistics of the TV station, whether it is online or in front of the TV, the number of people watching at the same time has reached 10 million, and even at the end of the live broadcast, the recorded picture has more than 100 million clicks in three days, what kind of concept is this, one of more than a dozen people in China watched this show, you must know that this is neither a variety show, nor a concert of a certain singer, just a boring economic column, although Liu Bei and Cao Cao spoke, This show has nothing to do with the economy.......

In the one-hour program, Liu Bei and Cao Cao tore up the stage for half an hour, and then quarreled for ten minutes because of gender, and finally volunteered to help Huang Xiaowei play a ten-minute advertisement.

Half an hour plus twenty minutes is fifty minutes, and when there are still ten minutes left before the end of the show, the two old men finally remembered what they were doing today, so they ....... They threw the pot on the hostess, blaming her for not leading the topic astray, causing them to follow suit.

Cai Da beauty host wanted to kill people at the moment, really wanted to kill people, but she still held back, anyway, there were only ten minutes left before the end of the show, and she had survived more than two hours, and there were still ten minutes left, and Cai Da beauty chuckled: "Then please tell the two old gentlemen about the recent trend of the stock market, and if there are any suggestions for our stockholders." ”

Cao Cao tidied up his clothes and said: "Ah, just about this issue, I have to talk to you well, don't look at the current stock market is very good, but we can't buy blindly, I personally have been paying more attention to A shares recently, what do you say about this stock, he is ....... Hey, Cao Agui is crazy, what kind of garbage is that A share, don't look at his good luck now, he will have to fall in two days, if you want me to say, it is better to say B shares, although the current momentum is average, but within three days, it will definitely be up and down, everyone listens to me, all go to buy B shares, and you can't lose. ”

"Liu Da'er, are you crazy or am I crazy, B shares? Just kidding, what kind of garbage stock is that, the person who bought him is waiting to lose money, the audience and friends don't listen to this old guy's nonsense, buy A shares, listen to me. ”

"Cao Agui, who do you think you are, it's right to listen to you, have you forgotten who saw the stock market turn around in the first place, and if you say something ugly, you are all stained with Lao Tzu."

"Liu Da'er, I'll listen to you fart, yes, you were the first to see it, but if it weren't for Lao Tzu controlling the overall situation and accurately predicting the direction of the stock market, how could you make so much money, I also said something ugly, without Lao Tzu, you have to go out to ask for food."

Liu Bei slapped the table and shouted: "Cao Apu, if you have the ability, you can recite it to Lao Tzu again." ”

Cao Cao blew his beard and glared at him, "Damn, I'm afraid of you." ”

So after arguing for two minutes, the two old men found that they couldn't solve the problem by just talking, so they decisively gave up this method and finally ....... The two of them played from the last eight minutes of the show to the end of the show, and netizens were hooked, they deserved to come out of the Dongshi basketball team, they all can fly, oops, it's just that this method of beating people is too low-end, either picking hair, or picking eyeballs, tsk....... It's enjoyable.

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In the next two days, Liu Bei and Cao Cao were invited to many well-known programs, and it stands to reason that these programs should separate them, otherwise these two people are designated to fight together, but these TV stations full of scheming are to use Liu Bei Cao Cao's fight to attract people's attention, and some TV stations that play more ruthlessly have even sorted out their own internal scandals, hoping that Liu Bei and Cao Cao can hack them fiercely.

I've seen you for a long time, it's the first time I've seen a TV station crying and shouting and begging others to hack me for so many years, the reason is very simple, because yesterday's live broadcast not only set Liu Bei and Cao Cao on fire, but even the hostess and the director of the TV station became popular together, but the former because of his appearance, coupled with the hype of the team behind him, soon changed from a first-line host of a local station to a first-line host in the country. was opened directly, of course, those TV stations that begged Liu Bei to blacken them are not stupid, and the scandals they selected belong to the kind of relatively vague ones, and there is no real evidence, to put it bluntly, they just want Liu Bei and Cao Cao to help them hype, but .......

I don't know if these two old men are deliberately working against these TV stations or what's going on, people want to see them fight and tear up unreliable, they are just like the two brothers, the whole scene is extremely harmonious, and the host of the people even used to sow discord, the two old men are still smiling, and they can't see that they can't see that they can't wait to beat each other's ** out a few days ago......

People talk to them about entertainment, they don't talk about stocks with others, they directly turn a variety show into a boring economic interview, Liu Bei and Cao Cao are not stupid, they all feel like Spiegel in their hearts, they want to take advantage of Lao Tzu to take the position, dream about it!!

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Liu Bei and Cao Cao have since become completely busy, flying all over Shanghai and Beijing all day long, participating in the show, accepting this interview, it is said that the two old men have now become visiting professors in the Department of Finance of Peking University, and they have to give lectures twice a month, during this period, Huang Xiaowei called them a few times, but the two old men hung up every time they couldn't talk a few words, Huang Xiaowei sighed faintly, damn, I haven't seen these two old things for more than half a month, I really miss them, wife, you said they wouldn't forget if they have money, right? ”

Dongfang Qingjiao smiled: "Do you have paranoia, who forgot what they can do?" Besides, if that kind of rural nouveau riche suddenly had money, he might be able to do such an ungrateful thing, but Liu Bei and Cao Cao are not the kind of big money, and they have never seen anything in their lives. ”

"Yes, yes, Grandpa Cao and Grandpa Liu called Wan'er yesterday and said that he would buy toys and new clothes for Wan'er, the little girl bit her little finger and said coquettishly.

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Five days later, two Rolls-Royce Phantom Extended Editions parked in front of Huang Xiaowei's house, and two polite drivers with sunglasses hurriedly opened the car door and said respectfully: "Boss." ”

Liu Bei and Cao Cao each sat in their luxury cars, holding Bordeaux red wine in their left hand, playing with a large string of expensive agarwood Buddha beads in their right hand, and holding a thick Cuban cigar in their mouths, showing the atmosphere of local tyrants, Liu Bei sat in the Rolls-Royce behind him, looked at the driver and said dissatisfiedly: "I said, your car skills are too stinky, how can you let Cao Agui's car go to the front, verbally warn once, and then you won't have to go to work next time." ”

The driver lowered his head and said as if he had been pardoned: "Thank you, boss." ”

"Cao Agui, don't say it, you old guy is quite discerning, it's cool to sit in such a big luxury car alone."

"Hmph, that's, why are you rich now, you have to know how to enjoy life, hey, I said big-eared thief, don't rush down first, and you two hurry back and sit down for me, Liu Da'er and I can be regarded as returning to our hometown this time, which line of work doesn't let the neighbors look at? Hurry up and go around this villa for me, keep the horn pressing, don't stop!! ”

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