[33] Apologize to Darwin!
- "Who are your nobles, ahhhh
I raised my head to the sky and shouted, and my voice filled the class.
"What! It turns out that Ji Shen actually has a leg with his father-in-law..."
One of the boys in the class coaxed.
Shut up! How could I have a leg with my father-in-law! Although I think some pseudo-mothers, helping her (intersex) and the like are cute, and I will have desires when my head is hot, but I will definitely not be interested in such a thing as my father-in-law!
And what kind of big misunderstanding is this?,It's okay if the Psychological Research Department is said to be my harem.,At least give me a normal sexual orientation setting.,But what is it about your sister saying that I'm doing it with the public (maybe it can't be called a base)!
"Hee-hee..... It seems that Ji Shen is still the type of [receiving]. ”
The rotten girl covered her mouth and smiled.
"Uh-huh, Xiao Shou...."
Rotten girl B accosted.
Little by your sister! Don't doubt my sexuality, and why do you think I'm receptive!? I'm too miserable in front of the eunuchs......
"Ji Shen.... Your sexuality is truly miserable...."
Jiang Junta turned his head earnestly, nodded and said to me solemnly.
"It's miserable to see your sister! You, a soap-picking maniac who has been working with Yang Wei all day long, are not qualified to talk about me!"
I spit out loud.
"Who would dare to despise me and my daughter-in-law!?"
Yang Wei looked back at me dissatisfied.
"Haha....."
THERE WAS LAUGHTER IN THE CLASS, AND THE AMERICAN TEACHER KITTY ON THE SIDE WAS CONFUSED.
“WHATAREYOUGUYSTAKING?"
[Translation: What are you talking about?] 】
MR. KITTY ASKED PUZZLED, I THINK IT'S BETTER IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.... And things like attack and reception seem complicated to explain.
I thought in a cold sweat, really.... This twenty-four class is worthy of being the most corrupt class in the entire department.....
"Okay, okay, I know you're paying attention to me and Ji Guiren, but I'm going to start my glorious and great speech."
Qiu Qianren was on the stage, pretending to be a leader, pressed his hand, and coughed lightly.
You think too much, Qiu Qianren, they don't pay attention to you or me, they pay attention to our (false) distorted and forbidden [Father-in-law's Attack and Acceptance of Love].
However, the classmates in the class have become accustomed to Qiu Qianren's narcissism, and they didn't bird him, but fortunately, after being disgusted by him like this, the classmates in the class were not interested in continuing to joke and mess around, and they also sat down separately and waited for Qiu Qianren to continue his speech.
He's going to talk about evolution.
When it comes to evolution, the first thing that comes to mind is Darwin's theory of evolution.
Although there have been some theories of evolution before, the most authoritative theory of evolution is the new theory of evolution based on Darwin's theory.
Hm.... It seems that Mr. Darwin's meaning can be summed up in eight words: natural selection, survival of the fittest.
It is also cruel to say, in an environment, bad factors will continue to be born to affect the survival of organisms, and then the survival of the fittest, the strong survive the competition because of adaptation to the environment, and the weak die out in the environment..... Gradually, the strong multiply more and more, and the proportion of the weak decreases, and the process of evolution is formed.
In fact, human society, especially the society of our country, is a similar phenomenon.
Heaven has given the country limited resources, but at the same time set an excessive population.
Well, the equalization of resources is just fantasy, then .... Just grab it, use your strength to grab it.
We squeezed our heads to study, and worked hard day and night on those meaningless high school entrance examinations, just to get more learning resources and employment resources.
Even after taking office, he did not escape the fate of competition.
Beautiful women, mansions, incense cars, these seemingly vulgar things are still resources that need to be competed for.
I don't know how many women give up love for resources, and they don't hesitate to marry an old man or participate in the marriage competition of a third party to strangle their youth.....
Thinking about it, tears welled up in my eyes, and I remembered the sad memories of my elementary school days.
has been watching from a distance, and finally watching her being embraced by Gao Fushuai......
The memories of junior high school were confused by the second personality, but I vaguely felt that I should have had a failed relationship experience in junior high school.
High school..... I don't want to mention it, in the words of an advertisement for painless gynecological abortions-
[It's not started yet, it's over.] 】
The setting of [Perverted Ji Shen] made me say goodbye to normal daily life and the love I should have.
My youth love story is so unbearable, and the failure in the competition for resources is so cruel.......
"Darwin traveled the world at that time and took information ...... in many places" [here the Chinese part is translated from English]
What brought me out of the painful memories was the voice of Qiu Qianren.
Forget it, I don't want anything too complicated, live it now, and listen to his speech.
"After collecting a lot of information, he returned home.... And then...."
Qiu Qianren stood on the stage, his slightly obese body swaying.
"Hahaha....."
When he said "then", he didn't say anything and laughed to himself.
......
"Hahaha...."
He clutched his stomach and started laughing, then he started hammering the lectern and laughing.
"Knock ....."
The lectern was hammered by him, and it made a low, thunderous sound.
This dude is hairy?
Why do you laugh when you talk about evolution?
Your sister, this is a sign of stage fright?
I have had this experience, when I was in elementary school or even junior high school, some girls came on stage to talk about something, and when they realized that they were being watched by everyone, they would laugh to themselves.
But they were all a little shy to cover their mouths and smile, or hide their faces and smile, looking embarrassed.
"Hahahahaha-"
This rampant laughter in front of me is a hairy!? Qiu Qianren, you hammer the table and laugh on your back!?
We watched his farce speechlessly – absolutely deliberately, and a sign of attention.
"You're so endless, be careful that Lao Tzu beats you."
At this time, a buddy in front couldn't help but stand up, and angrily pointed at Qiu Qianren and shouted angrily.
This guy wears fiery red clothes and has a very short hairstyle, and is called by the people in our class: Biaozi....
He was also introduced in the Battle of the Holy Grail in the Snow of the International Division, and his name is Horseback Rui.....
A crazy fan of basketball, his English name is the name of his favorite star, and he usually buries his head in class and plays with his mobile phone and does not forget to scold, and the three sentences and two sentences are dirty words.
“..... Ha ha..... I was wrong, I was wrong. ”
Sensing the threat on horseback, Qiu Qianren finally relented, straightened up slightly, and although he was facing us with a very cheap smile, he could barely bear it.....
"Okay.... Darwin returned and confirmed his theory that living things would be in competition under the influence of the environment....."
Qiu Qianren continued to speak, and I listened with my cheeks on my back.
"Well, in order to compete for favor, creatures will continue to say bad things about other creatures, naturally just like the emperor Amma, choose their favorite creatures, and be named a concubine or even a queen.... Other creatures will be sent to the cold palace, or even put to death....."
......
You don't distort the theory of evolution for me.
It's all your own lust! Although there is some truth, but I definitely can't accept that creatures are harems or something!
- "Well, in short, I think Mr. Darwin got the inspiration for evolution from the harem......"
Qiu Qianren gave a concise and powerful definition.
To this, I just want to say:
Your sister-
Apologize to Grandpa Darwin!