Chapter 44: Do You Want the Outside or the Inside?
Quaresma, who was chattering with the referee, was kicked out and had to stand on the sidelines and wait for the referee to signal him to enter the pitch before entering.
However, more than two minutes have passed since such a toss just now, and I am afraid that even if there is a conflict on the field, it may not be able to delay for such a long time, so Quaresma's strategy is successful.
But what left Quaresma speechless was that the referee just didn't look at the sidelines and didn't let him in, as if he had forgotten that he was such a person.
Yes, I did such a play just now, and the referee was speechless, and he didn't retaliate against him a little, and the referee didn't have any ideas.
Fortunately, Porto's defense really doesn't really need Quaresma, and it doesn't make much difference whether he has him or not, so there is no big problem with one less player for the time being.
Finally, the referee let Quaresma in, and he couldn't have stayed until the end of the game!
"Although your strategy is a bit obscene in nature, I still want to say, well done!"
During the break, Fabiano looked at Quaresma with a very admiring expression.
It's just that thinking of Fabiano's hobbies, and looking at Fabiano's sincere expression of admiration, Quaresma has a kind of Fabiano's sincere admiration for those super persistent actors when watching small films......
With Quaresma leading the way, the Porto players know what they should do next.
Maybe the breakthrough ability is not as good as Quaresma, but in terms of acting skills, it must be that no one will be convinced!
In the next 20 minutes, Porto played on the pitch at Stamford Bridge, as long as there was physical contact, they would definitely lie on the ground and rest, and never get up until they couldn't pretend.
Chelsea's attack was fragmented and completely out of rhythm, and there was nothing Mourinho could do to meet such a scoundrel Porto.
Jose Mourinho on the sidelines was about to cry, you weren't like that when I coached you......
In the end, amid the endless angry scolding of the Chelsea fans, the referee blew the whistle to end the whole game, relying on Quaresma's goal and the whole team working together, Porto finally got a draw away from home and could leave more decimately.
Quaresma also breathed a long sigh of relief, this result cannot be considered perfect, but for the current Porto, it is definitely the best result.
It was a wonderful day and I was able to get a good night's sleep.
Laughing and talking with a few opponents as he walked down the pitch, Quaresma suddenly felt black in front of him.
Well, it's really a black.
Drogba's sturdy body blocked in front of him, completely blocking the light in front of him, plus Drogba was originally black, so it was strange that Quaresma's eyes were not dark.
Anyone who is blocked by a big black man will probably panic in his heart, especially since he is still the initiator of Chelsea's failure to win this game, how can Quaresma be calm.
This thing isn't meant to beat itself, is it?
Although those who play football are not afraid of fighting, the key is that they may not be able to beat Drogba.
With the elephant body like Drogba, what is the difference between himself and a chick?
Just as Quares was thinking wildly, Drogba laughed and took off his shirt violently.
I'm Nima!
It's okay to fight, it's not right for you to take off your clothes.
I'm so insecure like you!
However, Drogba's next move finally relieved Quaresma.
He handed the jersey to Quaresma, and the meaning couldn't be more obvious - I want to exchange jerseys with you.
It's no wonder that Quaresma didn't understand Drogba's intentions in the first place, he hadn't experienced it in his previous life, and the exchange of jerseys is usually because they cherish each other, at least they have to convince each other.
Anyway, Quaresma has been at Barcelona for one season, and he has never exchanged jerseys with others.
With Didier Drogba on the scoresheet and Quaresma on the scoresheet, it's no exaggeration to say that they were the best performers of the game and they should have exchanged shirts.
Without any hesitation, he took off his jersey and handed it to Drogba, and at the same time put Drogba's blue jersey on his shoulder, and made a fist bump with Drogba, and then said goodbye with a smile!
If it is replaced by the small peasant mentality of the previous life, then he must already be thinking now - how much can the jersey worn by Drogba be worth?
But it's not bad money now, so Quaresma thinks more about - Drogba's jersey is so delicious, how much sweat is there in this product......
Before he could walk to the sidelines, his eyes suddenly lit up.
This time it's Robben.
Not tall and fair-skinned, Quaresma is eye-catching, and Robben and Drogba are simply two extremes.
Robben was not convinced, and was not convinced when Mourinho praised Quaresma before the game, so he held his back to perform better than Quaresma in the game.
However, it may not have been as rosy as Quaresma's goal helped Porto draw against Chelsea, and Bridge and Gallas couldn't stop him.
And he was so guarded by Valente that he wanted to run away at one point, and his performance was extremely mediocre, and he could even be described as bad.
But even so, Robben still refused to admit defeat, he came to Quaresma just to tell him, you won this game by luck, but in the next game, I must perform better than you!
However, Robben had just walked up to Quaresma, and before he could speak, Quaresma spoke first.
Where did Quaresma know what kind of caution Robben had, he thought that Robben was also here to exchange jerseys for him, so he was still a little proud in his heart - look, brother is so popular.
"What, you're probably late, I just swapped jerseys with Drogba." Quaresma smiled at Robben and said, "The jersey is not there now, only the pants are left, let's say, do you want the outside or the inside!" โ
What๏ผ
Robben froze there.
Who wants your pants!
The words that were originally held back were swallowed back, and he looked at Quaresma with an extremely distorted expression, and after watching it for more than ten seconds, Robben resolutely turned around and left.
If Quaresma knew how to read minds, then he would definitely be able to see infinite grievances in Robben's heart!
Shrugging his shoulders, Quaresma naturally didn't know what Robben was thinking, and shook his head again.
Don't forget it, my pants are Victoria's Secret, and I don't want to waste a pair of pants yet!
"Yo, what the hell is he going to do?" Mereles beside Quaresma sang in a rap voice in confusion.
Quaresma spread his palms and said jokingly, "Who knows! Maybe it's just worshipping me and wanting to come and see the idol! โ
This time it was Merelles' turn to roll his eyes.
"Yo, you stink!"