As the saying goes: "Happiness is on the left and sadness is on the right, and the two are as close as brothers." "That's true!

Here, Ye Feng and Zhanhua supported each other, and reluctantly toured the world.

And what about the House of Light over there? It's just a chicken-and-egg fight, and the whole building is said to have been almost demolished and redesigned by a certain woman.

Who is this woman? It's the beauty who is fascinated by the exhibition and swears to the sky that she will not marry if she stomps on the ground, the sister of the light, Liang.

This girl, since I heard that Ye Feng and Zhanhua traveled around the world, this guy is like being beaten with chicken blood, and he is fooling around 24 hours a day.

She locked herself in the house for three days and four nights without eating or drinking, and she was so hungry that she protested, and jumped up and down, threw cups, and threw things.

If that's all it takes, smash and throw, and after smashing and throwing it clean, she will be quiet.

But the crux of the matter is that Liang sings the same song repeatedly and sadly all day long: "I don't have that kind of life!" It won't be my turn. "Actually, it's okay to sing.

Man! If you are in a bad mood, you must always have a channel to vent, otherwise you will get snake spirit disease if you are not depressed.

But this woman with the same wind, when she sings the same song 24 hours a day, she always has to turn up the volume to the maximum, and coupled with her ghost-crying wolf-howling runway, not to mention people, ghosts can't stand it.

It's not performance art, it's just behavior, blatant disturbance.

As a result of the woman's fuss, the name of the entire building was reported to the property ten times, and on one occasion the car from the mental hospital was called.

If it weren't for just running around and guarding left and right, this woman would have almost been tied up and dragged to a mental hospital, singing "I don't have that kind of life" to her crazy patients.

After such a toss, Guang and his parents couldn't bear it anymore, so the old and the young ran to me together, and strongly urged me to use my superhuman wisdom and incorruptible tongue to persuade this crazy woman.

So, under their helpless insistent pleading, I asked Liang's parents to sit in my office, and the old couple drank tea and listened to the commentary to rest and rest, and this king went to the "magic cave" with Liang to find out.

"Be careful!" When I came to the door of Liang's house, I pushed open the door and took the first step, and before my left foot left the ground, I saw an unknown object flying straight towards me.

When I was about to reach out to block the UFO, Ryo seemed to have known in advance that there would be a hidden weapon to hurt people, so I jumped up and caught the unknown object one step earlier.

When I looked closely at the object in Qingliang's hand, I gasped greatly.

I'll go! Such a large pure tempered glass pyrotechnic cylinder. What is this for? This welcome ceremony is too bloody, isn't it?

Just when I was wondering, I saw objects of different shapes and sizes flying from different directions.

And the light standing in front of me was like a skilled clown in a circus, his hands flying up and down while his legs were alternating back and forth, and he was perfect for catching all kinds of hidden weapons flying wildly towards me.

It wasn't until the dust had settled that I saw that the light was now unique.

Look at him, holding an ashtray in his left hand and a feather duster in his right hand, a makeup bag on his left foot, and a knee on his right leg is even more powerful.

But although there are a lot of things, it seems that there is still one thing missing? I remember, I just saw the black shadows of five unknown objects!

After pondering it like this, and then taking a closer look, it turned out that the fifth hidden weapon, a big apple, was being bitten in the mouth by the light at the moment!

Next, I followed the extremely angry and helpless eyes of the light, I dropped the Buddha Jade Emperor Guanyin!

I really want to ask this girl standing in front of me, wearing a nightdress that I don't know if it's white or black or white, and her hair is flying and her face is unkempt and her face is blue.

"Dare to ask the girl, may I ask who are you a demon?" This fierce and vicious shape is even more newer than the Hell Shura under the Throne of Hades!

"I said Liang, what are you crazy about here? Did you know that you almost wounded our 'Dragon King' Boss? Light put down the hidden weapon in turn, and then gave me and Liang an easy-to-understand introduction to each other.

"You're just bright! It's better to be famous than to meet, no, it's better to see than to hear. It's really like its name, it's really a pretty girl! By the way, my name is Long Yuan, and you can call me Long Jiu. After saying that, I smiled brightly and did not forget to stretch out my hand, ready to have a cordial handshake with her across the two worlds, between gods and people.

What does this mean? Why did the king stretch out his hand for a long time, but it was still awkward and lonely in the air, and I also keenly felt that the atmosphere in this room was seriously wrong, no, it was extremely strange.

I found that after Hikari introduced my identity to Ryo, Ryo's appearance towards me can be described in four words, that is, gnashing teeth.

Before I could think about it, I heard a coquettish shout: "Okay! It turns out that you are Long Jiu, and you still dare to come to my house? "I was surprised by this greeting, why didn't I dare to come to your house?

Is this going to greet me in a friendly way? But how can it be so unique?

If you say hello again, you don't have to make your face as black as the crows in the world, right? Why is this still reaching out to my face, ready for a gentle touch?

I'll go, this is a stroke, this is going to be a hands-on!

When I saw Liang's ten slender and white fingers, all of which still had one-inch-long nails on them, grabbing at my face like white bone claws, I screamed in my heart and hurriedly tilted my head back.

Then I decisively stretched out my right leg, hooked her right foot and kicked it back, and then I quickly dodged to the side, leaving a lot of space for her to lie directly on the ground by inertia.

Although the posture of this fall is not very graceful and moving, the movement is still very standard.

Little girl, since you are so unreasonable, then the king will teach you a little lesson.

The light that watched all this stupidly on the side didn't react until Ryo fell.

He hurriedly ran over, but did not go to Fuliang first, but quickly walked in front of me, bowed and cried and wailed again and again: "Boss! Oh Boss! Oh Boss! ”

What are you doing? Howl me for mourning! And the important thing to say three times, really.

I raised my hand to stop him from howling again, and pointed to Liang on the ground and said, "I'm fine, go and help Liang up." ”

"Woo woo woo 、、、、、、" When I bent down to help Liang up, I heard one after another, miserable and miserable, and God heard the uncontrollable cry.

It's Liang crying! This crying is really a sobbing choke, every cry makes my heart go up and down, I am really worried about whether she can still take this breath?

Just hearing the cry of my wayward sister, I looked at me with a blank and bewildered face, scratching my ears and scratching my cheeks to interpret the monkey's movements, which is more in place than my master's victory over the Buddha Sun Wukong.

Seeing Hikari's anxious look, I asked him to stay in the bedroom first. Liang cried so sadly, she must not feel good in her heart, according to my inference, she must want to find someone to talk about her inner melancholy.

The heart of the youngest daughter's family, let me, the 10,000-year-old female dragon king, persuade and analyze her!

Although I am more than 9,000 years older than her, and I don't know how deep and wide this generation gap is, I am a goddess after all, after all, gender is still the same, and it is relatively convenient to communicate.

Thinking like this, I was about to pretend to give me goosebumps when I heard it, and asked in a gentle tone like a virtuous lady, but she cried and cried and poured out her heart first.

"You know what? I love paintings, and from the moment I saw him, I lost my soul for him. Do you know I'm thinking about him? You know? "I'll go, this is the whole lyrics, it can be seen that this woman is so affectionate!

"I ask you what?" As I continued to sing along with the lyrics, I was interrupted by a loud shout.

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw Ryo, who was lying on the ground five seconds ago, but had somehow gotten up and sat on the couch.

Liang, who was just more painful to the bone marrow than Meng Jiangnu crying down the Great Wall, there was no trace of crying on her face at this moment.

That's amazing, isn't it? It's a pity not to apply for the acting department to be an actor and a star.

"I said, why are you stupid? What do I ask you? Immediately answer immediately. "Oops! This little girl is so rude.

No, I want to take this opportunity to educate her well, and by the way, I will make up the mistake of unrequited love for her.

Seeing that she was aggressive towards me and ready for a war of words, I directly attacked her first, no, it was better to speak first.

Raising his hand to straighten out his hairstyle, he immediately criticized her with a strong voice: "What then? I said, have you had enough? For a man, he is not a man at all, at best he is a pseudo-mother, you want to die or live to make trouble in the heavenly palace. Not only do you disturb your family members and worry about you, but you also affect your neighbors up and down, left and right, all because you can't stop. ”

Speaking of which, I picked up the cup and drank wildly, then wiped my mouth and continued to criticize her: "Do you know? The Aunt Wang who lives opposite you has a heart condition, and whoever is howling at you will get sick whenever she hears any movement. And downstairs in your house, Zhang Xiaoxiao, a senior high school student with excellent character and learning, this child is now at the critical moment of the college entrance examination, but you are doing decoration on this upstairs all day long, and you can't study quietly. As a result, in this preliminary exam, she dropped directly from the third place in the positive number of the whole grade to the second from the bottom, and the angry little girl almost shaved her head and became a monk. All of this, can you say that you are not responsible? Do you dare to say it? ”