Chapter 53: Manner
"Wake up, Miss Alice and Miss Adeline are already up. "Since I don't want to eat breakfast, XCMG has to pull up Li Dong, a lazy guy, for morning exercise.
"I heard it earlier, I made trouble on the roof of the building early in the morning, and I didn't let people live!" Li Dong listened to the movement of "dong dong" on the roof of the building, and said dissatisfied.
"It's just the four of us living here. XCMG apparently did not classify Li Dong as a human being, and at the same time reminded, "Don't forget Colonel Fred's agreement. ”
Li Dong immediately turned over with a pigeon, put on his clothes, and walked into the dressing room, and scolded and scolded as he walked: ", can you use other tricks to wake me up next time!"
As long as the moves are good, don't be afraid of the old moves. I have to say that always reminding the colonel and him to test the level of the mecha in a month is very conducive to urging Li Dong to work hard.
......
Li Dong looked at everything in front of him and sighed helplessly.
On the rooftop of a student dormitory, in a hidden corner.
The three black shadows were constantly jumping and flickering, doing all kinds of physical and difficult movements.
They are Alice, XCMG, and Adeline.
I finally know why these three people are so perverted, that is, Adeline, who is the weakest in it, is more than a step above Li Dong in terms of human mecha martial arts. It's no wonder that at the party a few days ago, although her strength was not as perverted as Alice, it was also very amazing. Although they have been cultivated by nobles since childhood, all their achievements are obtained by people step by step and continuous efforts, and they have nothing to envy and hate.
After a long sigh, he turned on the cassette recorder on the table and started his unique mecha martial arts morning class in a slow, stop-motion rhythm.
"Beat the drum tightly and play the gong slowly, stop the gong and stop the drum to listen to the singing, all kinds of gossip also sing, listen to me sing ten * eight touches, reach out to touch the edge of the sister's face, the dark clouds flew for a long time, reach out and touch the front of the sister's head, the heavenly court is full and addictive, reach out and touch the sister Mao Wan, disperse the outside of the middle wide, reach out and touch the sister's small eyes, black eyes and white eyes, reach out and touch the sister's small nose needle......"
This kind of glamorous sound came out from the cassette recorder, and under this kind of music, our classmate Li Dong, with a lewd smile on his face and an expression of indulgence, paused for a moment, and slowly practiced his self-created mechanical flow mecha martial arts.
"You, what kind of mess are you putting here......" Alice finally couldn't bear it anymore, stopped practicing, pointed to Li Dong's decadent and confused face as if he hadn't woken up for a few days, and said angrily.
"You see that your ancient literature is not too good, this is the ancient divine comedy that I finally found on the Internet yesterday, "Ten * Eight Touches", I heard that ancient people must order obscene songs when they go to the kiln. "He looked extremely proud.
XCMG has a black line. No wonder I saw that the light in your room was still on so late yesterday, it turned out that I was tinkering with this kind of thing, and yesterday morning it was heavy metal music on pots and pans together, and today it has become an ancient obscene song.
"You, do you know what this place is?" Alice said with a blushing face.
I have to say that Li Dong's kind of music, even for Alice of the monster department, is very lethal, and if the princess hadn't been meditating with earbuds plugged in, she would have exploded a long time ago.
"Of course I know, it's the balcony, the sun. You know what you're doing, so don't disturb other people's practice. Li Dong sued first and took a bite.
"Shameless!" Alice couldn't say anything to Li Dong, and ran directly at Li Dong's front door with a punch.
"You want to hit my pretty face again, but I eat with my face!" Li Dong's face changed, but he was not afraid, his head was tilted, and he dodged her heavy blow at a speed that was about to break, and then his right hand bounced up like a switchblade, and cut into her Qianqian jade hand fiercely.
Originally, XCMG wanted to step forward to stop it, but was pulled by Adeline, who had finished meditating, that is, the real princess. She shook her hand, she had seen Li Dong's mecha level in the arena, and she also wanted to see what the level of mecha martial arts was like for this civilian-born rogue.
In the face of Li Dong's strange attack, Alice frowned, punched his elbow back, and underneath, kicked him hard in the abdomen.
Competing with Alice for strength, it is obvious that Li Dong has an absolute disadvantage. He is naturally very aware of this. But this set of mecha martial arts, which he has been thinking about since he left the army, is not completely useless.
I saw that Li Dong seemed to have a jet on his feet, and when he didn't see him making a move, he jumped into the air, not only dodging Alice's attack, but also his body was in mid-air, and his limbs were like mechanical arms, quickly attacking, and then violently retracted, striking out again, and so on, Alice could only parry for a while.
Xu Gong grinned, he didn't expect Li Dong to practice this special mecha martial art every day, which was still very powerful. Sure enough, although it usually looks pompous, he still has real skills.
As mentioned earlier, all mecha martial arts, while strengthening the body, the main purpose is to apply to the mecha, so that when the pilot controls the mecha, he can use the corresponding mecha technique to increase the destructive power of the mecha. Therefore, the movements of mecha martial arts generally tend to be smooth, and strive to make the mecha as flexible as the human body itself. But Li Dong's mecha martial arts are obviously the opposite, full of rebellious colors.
You let the mecha learn from humans, and I will learn the most primitive attack methods of mechs. The first time I met someone, I really couldn't bear Li Dong's weird and unpredictable movements.
It's a pity that he doesn't have any formal pilot qualifications yet, and lacks professional vision and judgment, and his opponent is a genius who is very rare even among B-level pilots, Alice.
"Bang!"
As expected, at the same time as Li Dong landed, Alice had already flexibly flashed to his side, and with a powerful side kick, he was kicked upside down like a rocket.
"The evil sect is crooked, don't worry!" Alice panted slightly, pretending to pat the dust on her body easily, and said disdainfully.
Adeline laughed. The little girl who didn't admit defeat was almost planted in the hands of this hooligan again just now. I have to say that this second lieutenant named Li Dong is still somewhat capable. Although his actions may not be as thick and steady as Xu Gongzhong, it is just his wit that is more than enough to serve as the princess's bodyguard. Brother Sanwang did recommend a talent this time.
Just when Adeline nodded secretly, Li Dong got up with a carp, and pointed at Alice and scolded: "I'm XX, you're an OO, you're not a good bird." Wait for Lao Tzu to complete the practice, see that I don't let you be coquettish * panting again and again......"
The following words were not continued, because the Xu Gong who had helped him in the past covered his mouth. XCMG has a headache, these two people are like powder kegs and fuses, a little spark can explode, how can they cooperate when protecting the princess in the future!
Li Dongyi shook off his hand, but did not continue to scold, and walked downstairs angrily.
"What are you going to do?" asked XCMG.
Li Dong's voice came from the corridor.
"Lao Tzu is no longer alive. I'm going to the library for a retreat!"