Is it because the ornament of this slipper has caught my eye that it is full of sparkling diamonds all over its body? Is it because I designed an earring on Hello Kitty's right ear?

Yes! My lovely slippers, although your flashes of exploding diamonds make my heart pound, almost blinding my beautiful Carslan eyes, but you are still fake diamonds, okay?

Naturally, this fake ornament is not what attracts this king.

Yikes! My lovely earrings, though your tiny body makes the gods cautious for fear of breaking your weak plastic microvessels, but you still have the ugly decoration of Hello Kitty, okay?

It stands to reason that the jewelry of this material is not a factor in seducing the goddess.

In addition to these two non-causes that have been eliminated by the elimination method, the remaining inconspicuous thing is the root cause of the real flash of inspiration in my head.

Yes, it's the non-original anime cat's eye on the left of Hello Kitty.

It was this cat's eye that I didn't know where it had fallen, and after it was lost, I repaired a new one.

The cat's eye repaired by this king is now the one that makes me want to look at it a second time, eye!

In fact, it is not an exaggeration to describe it at a glance, and the birthday gift that Liang Die does not have to give me, that is, the thing she doesn't like, does not attract the attention of the goddess like its original owner.

A face that does not attract the attention of a goddess is not necessarily a bad face.

Think about it, there are so many beauties in the world, why do we have serious visual fatigue in the divine realm and human beings?

Because the beauties are basically made into Internet celebrity faces, so many beautiful and stiff faces that lack recognition make you really overwhelmed at a glance.

Qianna, why do they all look like this, are they all born to the same mother?

Therefore, the bright face that is not a non-Internet celebrity without plastic surgery is the most distinctive; Therefore, the brightness of this uncreated and uncarved thing is the most valuable.

By extension, I further realized the following two abnormalities:

One is that on the night I was forced to receive this gift, Da Yong had already left the light.

If it weren't for that, Liang wouldn't have locked on to my goal as if GPRS positioning, and I just got home and a phone call came over and cried and cried until noon, noon the next day.

The second is that Terry had already brought him with me when I saw the bright and terrifying funeral flowers this morning.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have kept his eyes on me as a moving target, and as soon as I left home, I put on my shoes and rummaged through my room for three hours, only to have my hopes dashed.

To sum up, this thing is the unanimous need of Terry and Dayong.

When I plucked out Hello Kitty's left eye and looked at it ninety-nine times, I felt a wave of sadness in my heart.

Alas! You said that you are such a little thing ugly, why are those two handsome guys still so affectionate and dedicated to you? It is the delusion of God that he will go mad.

What is the relationship between Terry and Dayong?

The aliens and undercover agents are so like-minded that I feel like I want to cry when I think about it.

Oh, I'll go, what kind of people and things did this king meet! Bother! Fidgety very!

And this guy Ao Qi, who hasn't said anything for so long to come and see me.

Cousin Ao, you have to understand, I don't call you doesn't mean I don't miss you, I already miss you, it's not okay, it's not okay, it's mainly because I miss the antidote, because I really don't want to stay in this annoying place anymore.

Second prince, you have to understand, I don't call you not because I'm afraid of disturbing you, I've already wanted to disturb you very, very much, mainly because my dragon totem somehow failed again.

Each of these things can make this king unhappy, and it's really hard for them.

I don't want to think about it, I don't want to worry about it tonight for the time being; Sleep, sleep, sleep tonight and forget about boundless sorrows.

"Friend, friend, have you ever remembered me......" When the back of my head and the pillow were in close contact for a second, the bell that belonged to me rang urgently.

The moment the bell rang, I almost had the urge to fall apart, and I especially wanted to press the answer button hard, and then yell at the woman on the other side of the phone.

"Ryo, are you a ghost? Or the kind of harassing ghost who can see the dragon king's every move, otherwise why is your phone call so indifferent? ”

However, the real picture looks like this.

I pressed the answer button irritably, and said helplessly: "Dear, you still call me so late, what do you think?" ”

"What am I looking at? I didn't see anything, you and Yan Yu can do whatever you want! But before you two do anything, you give me my birthday present for you, and now give it back to me immediately, I'll wait downstairs at your house, take it down quickly, my dear Da Yong wants it! ”

Before I could say the first word, the person on the other side of the phone was already very impatient to hang up, naturally the phone hung up, and the person was still downstairs waiting for my driver to go downstairs!

At the moment, I was holding my phone like a dementia, thinking about a question repeatedly.

Qianna, although the voice of the caller is not deafening, but the lethality is really strong, dare to ask if you are peerless?

What do you mean for me and Yan Yu to do whatever we want, and what do you want us to do before returning the gift to you?

We didn't do anything, we slept separately, how can we have to come back with the gifts we sent, and you don't like it, okay?

Wait, wait, who's the name of the person mentioned in Liang's last sentence? Dayong?!

I went, Da Yong's undercover professionalism really made me admire, not only did he use his beautiful man trick against Liang, but it seems that this time he also cooperated with the plan to sow discord.

Since you have such a dedicated heart, this king will reward you with a small thin noodle, and go downstairs to take a look at it yourself, but you don't have to go downstairs with me for gifts.

Da Yong, do you know what the Dragon King's favorite game is? It's just to see the tricks, sample!

"Long Yuan, I've been waiting for you for two minutes, why did you come down! Didn't you say it all, what did you and Yan Yu do before returning my things to me, Da Yong wanted to give it to me as a love gift, so he asked me to find you to come back first, and then give it to me affectionately. ”

After Liang finished speaking impatiently to me, he immediately looked at the undercover handsome guy next to him shyly, and he didn't know how to express his tenderness and sweetness.

Word is bright! Do you know what your expression looks like to me at the moment? There is really no stupidest, only more stupid.

Dear, if your words were replaced by someone else's words, I would have sent him to Lao Yan with boundless divine power, and he would have strictly guarded the hatred that would never be superborn.

But you're different, you're my stupid good friend, so your IQ is always offline and non-mainstream, but I'm used to it.

The gift you gave me is now going back, it turned out to be for his hypocritical words, a sentence that he wants to give this object to you as a gift of affection, and you don't care about coming to me to ask for it.

The problem is that he refuses to spend money on the gift he gives you, and he wants to take your things from you as a gift of love, are you really a nymphomaniac to the point of being so reassuring to him?

But one thing you can rest assured is that once he gets his hands on it, he'll disappear again like he did last time.

And there is an essential difference between this time and the last time, that is, he disappeared forever in the vast sea of people, and he will never suddenly appear to deceive you again.

In other words, even if you bury the tree again, he will not come back to see you stupid girl, because his purpose has been achieved, and you have no use for him.

What's more, the way Liang expresses his love is trembling when he sees it, and if it is me, the word of God, I don't want to tremble every day and be the same as electricity.

"Oh Long Yuan, you hurry up, quickly exchange my things for me, Da Yong and I will hold this love gift together, and look at each other affectionately, until we both look at each other."

After Liang said these words of confession of love, I retched and convulsed once, and Da Yong retched twice and shook my body three times.

"What do you call your thing, since you gave it to me alive and dead, then its ownership holder has changed, that is, I can do with it as I want, so I threw it away and couldn't find it. He's going to give you a promise gift, right? Then let him pay for you to buy a good one, if one is not enough, buy two, and it is called true love in pairs. ”

After I said these words to Liang coldly, I glanced at Da Yong, who had not spoken for a long time, and saw that his face was blue with anger and his lips trembled, and I was relieved.

"Ahh What did you say? You threw it away, how could you throw it away? Da Yong said that anything that can be bought with money is not suitable for a custom gift, because they are stained with the smell of copper, which will insult our pure and sincere love. ”

After saying it menacingly to my good friend, Ryo looked at Da Yong, who didn't know the details at all.

What？ Looking at Boss Liang standing in front of me, I really doubt that when she buried the flowers, she was stimulated by her terrifying funeral flower ceremony, so she said something that was obviously abnormal in her cranial nerves.

Defile your love?! Have you ever been in love? Has he ever loved you?

If that's the case, then I'd rather ask this Da Yong undercover agent, why did he suddenly disappear and then suddenly come back to you?

"Da Yong, now that Liang is here, please tell her in person why you love her, and let me also testify to your pure and sincere love, okay?"

I tried my best to resist the urge to retch again, and asked Da Yong this question in front of Bright without having to look at his pained expression.

But I have to let Da Yong say it, so that Liang, a stupid woman who is always caught in a love conspiracy, can quickly sober up.

However, before Da Yong could speak undercover, Liang said a reason for the thunderous gods.