Chapter 47: The Scourge of Prison (Part II)
Seeing my urging like burning eyebrows, Liang said impatiently: "Oh, how can I think so much about you like to use your brain?" Don't rush anymore, let me think about what special words there are? ”
Liang was urged by me to scratch his ears and cheeks and shake his head and think, I was anxious to be next to her is also a move, I can't wait to help her think together.
"Ahh Liang suddenly shouted and the joy of opening my brain, I went up and grabbed her pair of jade claws, no, a pair of jade hands, and asked again and again, "Do you remember?" What is it? Speak up, talk fast! ”
Looking at my excited and glowing eyes, she opened her mouth and closed her mouth and stammered a few more times, and finally burst out with a sentence: "There seem to be two words, one like this and that." ”
Liang dipped her stubby fingers in the water in the teacup as she spoke, and on the only carved round table in our room, she wrote two words with great seriousness.
What kind of words would it be? Anyway, it definitely won't be the word "bonus".
When I approached with confusion and apprehension, I was immediately blindsided.
"Finesse!" I drop a Buddha Jade Emperor Guanyin, I really admire Murong Yan's ruthlessness! The weight of these two words, what do you want if you don't want human life?
When he landed, the king only felt that he had a regret that his life was about to end. In an instant, there was a feeling of twitching dragon tendons, and he sat on the small round stool that usually looked cute and elegant, but at the moment he just wanted to throw it on Murong Yan's head.
Seeing that the corners of my mouth were twitching with dull eyes, Liang was also infected and nervous, she hurriedly ran over and held my stiff face with both hands and asked, "Long Yuan, Long Yuan, I said what's wrong with you, did we win the lottery?" But your expression doesn't look like the meaning of writing the word winning? ”
Hearing Liang's very childish words, and then looking at her extremely longing and eager and studious eyes, do I really want to send a WeChat message to the Jade Emperor and ask him to expel my divine status? I don't want to be a god anymore, really!
May I ask which god can be so miserable like me, not only has nothing to wear around, but also dies at the hands of this stupid girl, try to ask the dragon king to do me like this, whether ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, or modern and other worlds, I am one god, right?
"Long Yuan, what do I ask you? Why are you stupid? Say it! I'm in a hurry. "I'm grieving here, Liang is already anxious as if his bank card has been stolen by a bad guy, and my faucet is about to be shaken off from front to back.
"What do I say? What else do you want me to say? You have all your fingerprints and confessed your crimes, how can you regret it! Just wait for Murong Yan to send you the 'grand prize'!" "I glared at the stupid Liang angrily, I was so angry that my dragon's blood was surging, and even the air in this house made me feel stupid.
"What? What you said is true, I really won the lottery! You see, I'll just say they're definitely giving it to us...... No, what did you just say? I confess to the crime, what crime do I confess? "Thankfully, this guy finally reacted.
"What crime? Secret agents! I closed my eyes and didn't bother to look at this girl again, looked out the window at the moon that seemed to be relatively bright at the moment, and said through gritted teeth.
Liang followed my helpless eyes and looked at the bright moon outside the window, and by the way said something that almost made me vomit blood: "Then what kind of crime is this, do you have to pay a fine?" If I don't have enough money to pay a fine, you can help me pay it first. What, what is fine? ”
I'll go! Hearing Ryo's thunderous words, I really doubt that Ryoshi is self-taught.
I looked back at her, pointed at her forehead in a tone that was more surprised than looking at aliens, and said with anger, "You don't know what fine work is? You don't know anything and dare to press your DNA on those pieces of paper that Rumeng gave you? ”
Looking at the real case that happened in front of my eyes, I completely realized what it means to say "those who don't know are fearless".
Liang's spirit of breaking the casserole and asking to the end is worthy of recognition, she circled around me and asked without giving up: "Long Yuan, I know how to do it carefully!" From your expression and tone, it dawned on me that these two words are not a good thing. What kind of social effect will this have? ”
"Oops! This social effect is very large. First of all, I want to tell you that in our modern language, the word "elaborate" means "spy" and "spy". And this one has your DNA testimony, which is equivalent to confirming the charge that you are a spy. If this is very serious, I guess it is called treason. Anyway, it means that the neighboring countries have planted it somewhere in this palace, specifically stealing important military secrets here and sending them to the place where I don't know what it is called. Someone must have responded to this detailed work in the palace, so Murong Yan must have designed me into the script she wrote. ”
After listening to my easy-to-understand explanation, Liang stood and stared at me like looking at the black and white impermanence of the soul, and did not say a word for a long time.
Looking at Liang's silly and cute expression, I went over and patted her on the shoulder and comforted, "It's come to this, you shouldn't think too much." I guess the person who grabbed the two of us is coming soon, so hurry up and pack up the toiletries and get ready to go to the prison! ”
"Wait Long Yuan, I'm asking you one last question? How many years will I be sentenced for this crime? Indefinite? Death penalty? Liang asked me with a trembling hand and desperately wrapped his arms around my waist, as if holding the stove that could bring her warmth and hope in the winter when the water turned into ice.
Alas! Seeing the child being scared like this, I really can't bear to tell the truth! But I can't lie to her knowing that the consequences are serious, "It's okay, it's okay", so that if she is beheaded and turned into a ghost, she will hate me.
So in the face of the cute and scary Liang, I couldn't bear to tell the truth: "It is impossible to sentence life for this crime." At the very least, this kind of heinous crime has to be cut by a thousand knives, plus the nine clans. But the nine clans you are here are only one of my clan, so let's connect with each other! Alas! ”
Thinking that maybe this king died in this other world, I lowered my head and let out a helpless sigh from the depths of my heart.
After a sigh, I looked up and was about to tell Liang and me to pack up our things, but no one was there. Looking down, it turned out that Liang was so frightened by my truth that he was lying on the ground and twitching!
Seeing Liang fainting to the ground, I pinched and patted my chest, and after such a toss, she finally blinked her eyelids and woke up!
"Wow......" Liang cried loudly, and before it was finished, the carved wooden door of our boudoir was kicked to the ground with a "tom".
Look at this group of guards with knives who are pushing me and huddled at the door, and see that this posture is here to arrest us.
"I said, gentlemen, when will you be able to squeeze in and arrest us like this? Come, come, listen to me. This fat gentleman, you stand in the back first, this tall guard, you come in first......"
Under my methodical command, the Ouchi guards, who were huddled into a pile, entered our hut and successfully arrested me and Ryo.
"Get in!" "Get in!" With two rude shouts and savage pushes, Liang and I were thrown into the Tianzi No. 1 prison of the Dali Dynasty like throwing things by two jailers, and we are in prison!