Chapter 12: Coaxing a woman is the hardest
Seeing that his image was shattered to the ground, Fujimaru Rika almost screamed and rushed over, he could take it to make a movie, just called "Scream - 400 Years of Chaldea Love" It feels like a new trend of horror movies has been created all of a sudden.
Yukisai Yagi, who was pretending to be Rika Fujimaru, was also startled, and his eyes widened, and he was embarrassed at the time.
"I ...... That one...... You...... Ah, actually...... Ahaha~ Right? β
He sends out bytes of unknown meaning in an attempt to get by.
However, Fujimaru Rika is not a person who will be fooled by him at will!
The girl stepped forward in two steps, pinched the other party's cheek and pulled it left and right: "Give me an honest explanation!" Who are you! Pretend to be what I want to do! β
"I'm ...... I am...... I am the future of you! β
Yagi Yukisai saw that her face was gloomy, and she didn't dare to tell the truth, but just found an excuse to prevaricate.
"Uh-huh, go on?"
"You...... You are the savior of humanity in the 22nd century, and then I actually went back in time to prevent you from being wiped out by the future Skynet robots. β
"If you want to play the Terminator Terrier, dress me up as a muscular hunk, okay! How can there be a reason for the savior to cross back and save himself by himself! β
Two identical people were arguing, and this phenomenon made Illya stunned: "This big sister is ......"
"That's right, this is the Chaldean Master, the savior of mankind, Rika Fujimaru!"
Circe made an introduction with a grin.
Illya was skeptical, and looked at the two men who were arguing. Then the expression became more and more subtle:
"Savior...... This...... This beautiful big sister...... Is it really a savior? β
"Oops, I'm sleeping and saying that my sister is beautiful~~ What a good child!"
Lixiang was obviously arguing, but when she heard this praise, her face bloomed with joy, and then she stepped on Yagi's feet to prevent him from running.
Now Yagi really doesn't know what to do. The time limit for the transformation is coming. Just like Ultraman transforms into three minutes, Circe's wheat porridge only has an effect on Yagi when it has not been digested, and once it is digested, it will immediately become invalid.
The stomach pouch of the Arthurian rank considering the super high efficiency of Yagi............ Woohhh
Visible to the naked eye, Rikka, who was pinched by Rikka, was getting taller and taller, with a blue and white swordsmanship suit, black hair, and an embarrassed embarrassed smile on her face.
"That, Richika, listen to me."
ββ¦β¦ Well, I'd like to hear what you have to explain. Come, give you 5 minutes. In 5 minutes, I'll order you to kill yourself with a spell. Come on. β
Rika Fujimaru clasped her hands to her chest with a look of disdain.
"You see, the world is not fair."
Yagi tries to explain it from a macro perspective.
"You see, when girls wear men's clothes, everyone will say that they are beautiful in men's clothes, or they are handsome sisters, and men who wear women's clothes will be said to be disgusting and perverted, don't you think, is this actually a kind of discrimination?"
"So what does this have to do with you becoming like me to cos magical girls?"
Ritsuka's words pierced the contradiction in his words, and Yagi was sweating profusely, his eyes swept left and right, looking for other angles.
"Ah, actually! That's right, because Rikka you're so beautiful! I can't help it! I'd love to see you cos magical girls! β
"What do you tell me?"
"You're going to think you're going to think you're dead, right?"
"Just rush to the two of us to see Huang Man's friendship together, I will fucking not know this ?!"
Lixiang was angry.,Even the foul mouth burst out.,How to say it.,The beautiful girl who will burst the foul mouth.,It's also unexpectedly cute.γ It's still the same sentence, everything a beauty says is good, but it's not easy to listen to what the ugly ghost says. In today's society, Zhong Lichun is easy to find, but King Qi Xuan is hard to find!
"I'm sorry!! I confess!! Actually, it's because I was suddenly summoned as a magical girl! I'm a big man and a magical girl is weird and ashamed! I have to borrow your appearance! It's not my fault! It's all the fault of the peculiarities! Let's kill the Lord of the Peculiarities together! β
Rika Fujimaru just sneered.
Rika Fujimaru pressed the R key.
Rika Fujimaru opened the inventory.
Select: [Lawyer's Badge] ββ" [Confiscated Picture Book] ββ" [Lai Guang's Handmade Bento] ββ" [Someone's Hand-Painted Kuluo Card] Proof!
"Objectionγγ! (I'm against it!) The words of the witnesses contradict this evidence! β
Rika Fujimaru pulls out the magic card she was holding from the sixth part of Yagi Yukisai's JOJO.
"Witness, do you have an impression of this?"
"That's?! Why, why is it with you?! β
Yagi Yukisai was stunned at the time, that! That Black History!! Ahh!!hhhh The shadow of childhood wells up in my heart...... How many years ago was that? In short, Yagi was still an ordinary fourth-grader at that time. Addicted to the magic card girl.,I made several Kulo cards by myself.,Later, because I was ridiculed by my classmates.,After beating up my classmates.,Go back and throw away all the cards you made.γ It's just that one of them was so serious that he was reluctant to hide it......
Later, even he forgot about it.
I vaguely remember that it seemed to be ...... Angel card, the effect is to summon the holy angel, destroy all evil, protect teammates from any damage, and hold hundreds of positive effects, and restore ailments.
In short, it is an invincible card with the character of a primary school student.
"Witness, this card was found in the comic you lent to Matthew, what do you think? It's time to confess, right? β
ββ¦β¦β
Yukisai Yagi froze......
At this time......
His eyes rolled: "Ritsuka, do you know where this is?" β
"It's special."
"No, I mean this one underneath."
"Boat, huh?"
"This is a dragon boat, the ancient Chinese emperor, built a palace on it, took a boat down the south of the Yangtze River, stayed at home, traveled thousands of miles a day, the house was full of gold and silver treasures, and there were beautiful women as companions. I've now conquered the entire region of the Great Plains of the Anomaly. Now, let's work together to conquer other regions and collect beautiful girls and beautiful boys to form a sea palace that sings every night! β
Yagi Yukisai suddenly changed his words and became enthusiastic.
Ritsuka's eyes lit up, and she held Yagi's hands with both hands: "Beautiful girl and beautiful boy harem!! That's great!!! I, Rika Fujimaru, have a dream to become a harem star! β
"Come, let's embark on a journey to conquer the world with our friends!"
The two men stood on the side of the boat, laughing like fools.
Witnessing the two of them playing with each other, Illya had a loveless expression on her face: "That, Big Sister Circe, Chaldea, has it always been like this to save the world?" β
"Well, this kind of person who indulges in his own fantasies is not bad, right?"
"Ah...... Ahaha...... Ruby, let's find out Meiyu's whereabouts ourselves......"