"Smack!"

"Ahh

"I said, you kid be careful! Brother Lang, are you alright? The concerned voices of his teammates came over, blending with the water and land dojo buzzing in Shen Lang's mind, making people more and more irritable.

secretly scolded a bad breath, but Shen Lang didn't get angry, the young man on his body was very flustered, and wanted to get up immediately, but the more nervous he was, the more he made a mistake, and a big hand pressed on Shen Lang's ribs, and there was a crisp sound.

"Voniema!" Shen Lang couldn't stand it now, "You were sent by Lao Cao of the Administration Department to play with me, right?" Don't move, my ribs are broken......"

A good eight-a-side football game became a farce, first he was overturned by a tackle, rolled into a ball with Xiao Li, a newcomer to the administration department, and then broke his ribs by this hairy hand, and Comrade Shen Lang, the manager of the public relations department, was taken away by an ambulance.

As his consciousness blurred, a sharp pain in his chest and abdomen told him that things seemed to be very bad.

The nurse lady looked down at him, a few strands of mischievous hair under the nurse's hat suppressed her bangs, and the mask covered most of her face, but with Shen Lang's cultivation experience of countless teachers for more than ten years, it can be analyzed that this chick is not very old and has a good appearance. The long eyelashes make her big eyes look even more cute.

"The doctor is not good, the doctor is not good, the patient has passed out!" The little nurse was clearly a novice, and her panicked cries wandered back and forth in the ambulance car.

"I saw it!" The doctor replied angrily, "It seems that the ribs have been punctured and the internal organs are injured, and I suspect heavy bleeding, so hurry up and ......" (3000 words omitting first aid measures)

"Ma Maipi, I knew that when Xiaomeng in the building next door was selling insurance last week, I bought myself an accident life insurance, and patronized her to exchange life experience in simple terms, and later disliked her sales and blacked her out...... Catch Ming'er out of the hospital and then release her from the blacklist? ”

Shen Lang has been known for his divergent thinking since he was a student, and although he is still a single dog with a freshness period of more than 20 years after graduation, he at least has a successful career, because he is handsome and can speak, he became a public relations manager at the Westin Hotel, with a monthly income of tens of thousands. There are also a group of little brothers and sisters who can sing and dance, and they are considered small successful people in the eyes of outsiders.

Although he is handsome and outgoing, although he does not have a girlfriend, he has also bid farewell to his first love, Xiao Zuo and Xiao You. Most of the people in the hotel are young people, and with him as a middle-level leader, it must be excellent to have a friendly match with colleagues on the weekend, but I didn't expect this to be a cup.

"Ding! The infinite chaos into the entertainment system has been loaded, and the respected host, some customers are very angry after watching "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty", and ask to give Concubine Xuan a bloody lesson, and the task is generated: punish the White Lotus Concubine Xuan! The antimatter fusion furnace is online, the super-dimensional radar search is activated, the parallel plane of the Datang Shuanglong is located, the dimensional anchor is locked, and the teleportation countdown is 60 seconds, 59, 58, 57 ......"

Shen Lang was already preparing to pass out peacefully, but he didn't expect the system to come, and although this thing is very polite, you listen, "Respected host", I don't know how high it is compared to those systems that like to scare people, but this also has the ability to act, this Nima is about to cross?

"Wait a minute, system! Give Concubine Xuan a bloody lesson...... I'm a public relations manager who graduated from the School of Information Science of Zhejiang University, and I used dio to teach her a lesson? Not to mention the genius girl who came out of Cihang Jingzhai, one of the two major Buddhist holy places, even if it is any third-rate master in the rivers and lakes, he can make me into Shen Lang sashimi! Even if it's a crossing, you have to talk about the Basic Law! You are murder, this is a disregard for human life! Shen Lang shouted anxiously in his heart.

After a few years in the workplace, he became a middle-level junior cadre, and Shen Lang was naturally clear about how to bargain with his superiors.

Q: How to deal with a task assigned by a leader?

He knows a truth very well, crying children have milk to eat. Those who yelled and said, "No problem, wrap it up on me!" There are two results: one is that you have successfully completed, the leader will think that you have a good ability, but there is still potential to be tapped, the capable can work harder, and the next job will give you more weight and burden, until you are overwhelmed.

The other is that you messed up...... There is no need to repeat this consequence.

The correct approach, of course, is to objectively analyze the existing difficulties, help the leaders to check and fill in the gaps, find the weak points to complete the task, and then express the correct attitude to resolutely complete the task!

This requires a certain amount of business ability support, so don't do it.

When the leader understands that "our business" is in difficulty, it is natural that he will lower his performance expectations by a certain degree and provide a little extra support from his powerful boss......

After learning that his system plug-in was launched, Shen Lang had already activated his smart mind and immediately entered the all-out response mode, the first is that when the information is blank, it will never be wrong to treat this system as a boss first.

Those seniors who flirted with the system and scared the system as soon as they came up, Shen Lang didn't know what they thought. Who knows if this thing is purely mechanical, thinking and emotionless, or an artificial intelligence with various types of personalities such as being affectionate, naughty, melancholy, gentle, irritable, and so on?

Or even real creatures in the background?

Pi is very happy, Pi tens of thousands are going crazy!

Under the temptation, the system is still very powerful.

"Infinite chaos into the entertainment system to serve customers, train agents as a noble mission, will not send agents to death. Agents can apply for three off-site requests for help when they are on a mission, and novice agents can receive an account opening package. The off-site help and account opening packages are all derived from the agent's entertainment materials. ”

"The super-dimensional radar established a new mission, searched Shen Lang's residence, and found a collection of 5,173 books, and 463 boxes of PS and X-BOX series game CDs. Searching Shen Lang's personal computer, he found 3T of "Peasant Education", and found a total of 4 steam games: Elder Scrolls 5, Dark Souls 3, The Witcher 3, Resident Evil 2 Remastered, and Tomb Raider 9, and found a total of 4 online games Tianya Moon Knife, Swordsman Love III, World of Warships, and 300 Heroes OL. ”

"Congratulations to the host for the achievement: Power of the House, 3rd Stage! No special effect"

"It was discovered that the host used a lot of maiden mods in the game to obtain the achievement: MOD control."

"It was discovered that the host bought a large number of entertainment products and purchased a large number of skins in the game to obtain the achievement: Krypton Gold Walker."

"Wear the mod control and the title of Kryptonite Walker to activate the special ability: Krypton makes me stronger. For every 1 million soft girl coins recharged, the host can activate a character skin, and the use is limited to once a day, 2 hours each time, and the overtime will be charged at 1,000 yuan per minute. Initially, the candidates are Kuroko Shirai, Kenshin Shirimura, Kazuto Kiritani, Lee Shunsheng, and Mikasa. ”