"Why is this porridge red?"

"How do I know, you go and ask the palace maid!"

"It can't be bloody, right?"

"How do I know, you go and ask the palace maid!"

"Look at this porridge, a lot of rice pieces are knotted together, and they haven't melted at all, and the craftsmanship of this palace maid is too poor, if you give such porridge to the emperor to eat, you will have to cut off your head, it won't be the first time to cook porridge, right?"

"How do I know, you go and ask the palace maid!"

Tang Hao raised his head and looked at Yu Ji, and found that she still had a dead duck's hard expression, and said with a smile: "You always ask me to ask the palace maid, but when the palace maid sent her mobile phone just now, she said that you cooked this porridge, who of you two is telling lies?" ”

"How do I know, you go...... It's definitely not me anyway! Yu Ji found that the same sentence structure was no longer suitable for use, and there was no way to be a repeater Ji, so she casually found a reason, "Doesn't the palace maid have to flatter people, I helped her bring the porridge over, and she put the credit for cooking the porridge on my head, just to please me." ”

"Okay, I'll listen to it seriously, but this porridge is really poorly cooked, it looks red, as if it symbolizes the disaster of blood light, but it's hard to eat." Tang Hao looked down at the porridge in the bowl and frowned slightly, although this is not a dark dish, it feels more like a murder dish, as if it was made at the scene of a murder, if it was a different occasion or a different time, it is estimated that it will be thrown directly into the trash.

"Then throw it away!" Yu Ji looked a little angry, and reached over to grab it.

"Oh, don't!" Tang Hao moved in and said with a smile, "After all, it's the first time in a palace woman's life, I can't waste her hard work, but now my hands and feet are a little weak, even if I hold it, I don't have the strength to hold it, why don't you feed me." ”

"Huh?!" Yu Ji's eyes widened suddenly, "Why do you want me to feed you?" You have weak hands and feet, why didn't you let her feed you when the palace maid was there just now? I'm not your girl! ”

"The palace maid is very busy, she either cleans this or does that every day, how can an idler like me be embarrassed to trouble them, anyway, you are not busy."

"I'm busy too!"

"What are you busy with?"

"I'm going to play a game!" Yu Ji held her mobile phone and spoke righteously.

Since Tang Hao fell asleep last night, the phone has never returned to him, and Yu Ji put it down for a while while while cooking porridge, and the rest of the time is almost all about her playing.

"What kind of game does a good elf play......" Tang Hao felt that if she continued like this, she would lose her mind, and suddenly her head was tilted, revealing a painful expression, "Ouch, it hurts!" ”

Yu Ji was stunned, "What's wrong?" ”

Tang Hao pressed one hand on his neck, and held the bowl with the other, shaking and shaking as if he had Parkinson's, "The place where you bit me yesterday suddenly felt a faint pain, although it was barely within the bearable range, but ...... In that case, I won't be able to drink porridge by myself...... I'm so tired and hungry, I feel like I'm going to die......"

"Then you will die!"

Yu Ji was so angry that she wanted to vomit blood, this guy, at first glance, is pretending, do you think he is such a deceitful person?

But, eh-

"Ahh Putting down the phone, Yu Ji snatched the bowl in Tang Hao's hand with a swish, "For the sake of being bitten by me, the old lady will serve you first, and then die quickly after eating!" ”

Yu Ji took a spoonful of porridge and stuffed it rudely into Tang Hao's mouth.

Although his mouth was unceremonious and his movements were rude, unexpectedly, Tang Hao didn't feel so much force, of course, he wasn't very gentle.

However, as a grumpy old lady, this should be considered very gentle, right?

Thinking like this, Tang Hao suddenly found that being a sick and wounded person is actually quite good.

……

Just when Tang Hao was recuperating from his injuries and enjoying Yu Ji's service, on the other side, on the Arad Continent, the crusade of the Apostle Lotus finally came to an end.

As the huge, shriveled corpse of Lotus fell, the Imperial Crusade and the GBL Cult believers who were still on the back of the Heavenly Veil Behemoth let out a warm cheer, and everyone felt a sense of happiness and joy for the rest of their lives.

"Great, we've defeated the Apostles!" As soon as Rainey was excited, he subconsciously hugged Tang Hao beside him.

"Tang Hao" rubbed her head with a smile, "yes, yes, it's really good." ”

You think I'm Tang Hao, but I'm Kaguya!

"Ahh Suddenly realizing that his contact with Tang Hao was too intimate, Rainey's face turned red, and he quickly pulled back, looked around, and finally found a problem of diverting attention, "By the way, why didn't you see Asuna, who was still there just now?" ”

"Oh, she went back beforehand."

"Eh, it's a giant beast here, how can she go back alone?"

"You don't need to care about that." Patchouli Shi Ran, who had transformed into Kirito, walked over and said calmly, "We naturally have our own methods, and it is impossible to tell you everything about the Imperial Army. ”

"Okay......" Rennie was a little disappointed, but looked at Kirito with a slight doubt on his face, "Then again, aren't you a swordsman, why haven't I seen you use a sword for a while?" You've been blasting around with magic, when did your magic become so powerful? ”

If you want me to use a sword, don't you let me die!

I'm a magician, what do I use without magic?

Patchouli complained in her heart, but said: "Recently, I've been trying to change my style, don't care about this detail." ”

At the same time, Yakumo Murasaki, who was disguised as Asuna, had returned to Gensokyo, and after returning, she immediately changed back to her original appearance and appeared in the sky above the Lake of Mist.

"Ah, the youkai of the gap!"

A whirring voice suddenly sounded, it was the strongest goblin Qiluno who played the frozen frog game by the lake, as soon as she saw Yakumo Purple, she immediately flew up, put her hands on her waist, and shouted loudly, "Youkai in the gap, are you here to fight with me?" ”

Yakumo Zi turned his head, looked at the ice goblin, and smiled slightly, "Do you want to fight with me?" ”

"Whew-"

There is no fear of these two words in the stupid man's mind, whether it is Yakumo Zi or Kazami Yuka, or the Chengguan Hakuri witch, he dares to fight if he wants to, but looking at Yakumo Zi's smile at the moment, Qi Luno still instinctively felt a trace of danger, and almost reflexively retreated a few meters.

"I ...... I'm not afraid of you, I'm the strongest! ”

"Don't worry, I'm not here to fight you, you've always lived in the Lake of Mist, right?"

Hearing that she wasn't here to fight, Qi Luno breathed a sigh of relief, and as soon as she mentioned the Lake of Mist, she roared again, "Of course, the Lake of Mist is my home, and now it's spring, but I've frozen the entire lake, how about it, it's amazing!" ”

"It's really not going to happen, so I've got a new neighbor for you."

"New neighbors?"

Qiluno was stunned for a moment, only to see an octopus the size of a suitcase fall out of the gap, shatter the ice, and slam into the lake with a thud.

Then it climbed up again and lay on the thin ice.

"What is this?" Kirino blinked, curious.

"Haven't you seen an octopus, a creature of the sea...... Oh yes, there's no sea in Gensokyo. Yakumo didn't bother to explain to a stupid guy like Kiruno, she looked at the octopus and asked with a smile, "How is it, is this water still suitable?" ”

The octopus waved its tentacles and made a wise voice, "It's not very good, the freshwater lake is not very suitable for me to live in, but in any case, it is much better than the fate I originally had to face, although I would like to thank you, the sage of another world, but does it really matter?" My presence threatens to spoil the comfort of this environment. ”

Yakumo asked, "What can you see?" ”

The octopus paused for a few seconds and replied, "The barrier, a huge barrier, the barrier that separates the inner and outer worlds, did you create it?" ”

"Not exactly, how strong do you think this barrier is?"

"It's amazing, if it was me in my heyday, I would only be fifty percent sure of breaking this barrier, but if a sage like you intervened to block it, then I wouldn't even be one percent sure."

"That'll do." Yakumo Zi opened the fan and covered his mouth with a smile, "Gensokyo is a place that is not bound by common sense, and your mind control is just one of the abilities, no matter what kind of guy comes to Gensokyo, he will gradually be assimilated, just like the grass pheasant sword, one of the three major artifacts in Japan, after being used by Marisa for a period of time, the original performance gradually disappeared, and now it is just an ordinary high-quality sword." ”

"In other words, will I eventually be one of you?"

"It depends on your mentality, as long as you don't forget the contract between us."

"Rest assured, I will fight for you if there is a need."

"Then you can have a good rest, I'll go back first, if you don't understand, you can ask the neighbor next to you." After speaking, Yakumo Purple opened the gap and left.

Kirunor watched for a while, and found that the octopus below didn't seem to be threatening, so she flew over, "Hey, what's your name?" ”

"Lotus."

"Oh, shredded radish, what a strange name."

"It's Lotus."

"I see, Shredded Radish, do you know arithmetic? To be my neighbor, you must be able to do arithmetic. ”

"I understand a little."

"Then I'll give you a question, do you know what 1+1 is?"

“2。”

"Haha, you stupid, it's 9!"

"Why 9?"

"Because 9 is the biggest, and Kiruno is the strongest, and one Kiruno plus one Kiruno, of course it's 9."

"But in that case, shouldn't it be two nines?"

"That's why you're stupid, because there's only one Kirunor in the world!" Kirunor pointed at Lotus and sneered, "I see, you must be the dumbest guy in your race, you can't even do such simple arithmetic." ”

“…… You win. ”

Lotus wriggled his head and plunged into the lake.