"Qingqing Zijin, take care of my heart, count the heroes of the world, and look at my Xiao Du."

Out of nowhere, a bullshit verse floated out, and when this voice sounded, ** also flashed towards the safe area, "Brother is urgent, you have to go offline to pee first, heaven is not lonely, three knives, and who is who, if you are a man, wait for Lao Tzu, and when I finish peeing, I will come to abuse you immediately." ”

"Hi, Brother Hao, Brother Hao......" A person shook a paper fan and shouted towards **, but ** chose to go offline after running to the safety zone, without hesitation.

The player of Jianghu Dream was dumbfounded when he stood outside the safety zone, and the three knives even plunged their swords into the ground, and said angrily: "Damn, this birdman is too much of a thing, and he retreats from battle, is he still a man?" I've seen a shameless one, and I've never seen a BT like his shameless one, fuck me. ”

"Boss, what now? Waiting for him here? Riding the wind and waves, he asked with a frown.

Heaven is not lonely and exhales, shrinking his eyes to look at the place where ** disappeared, now it can be described as a dilemma, go? In case that guy really goes offline and pees, he will go online, and then go on the world channel and scold that the people of Jianghu Dream are afraid that he will run away first, then he will lose face. However, if he doesn't leave, he will continue to stay here, so many people are waiting for him alone, what if this kid releases their pigeons, and goes to sleep after getting off the line?

"What a slippery man." Tang Shi covered his mouth and snickered, with a big grin and no grace at all, but he just made people feel so funny. PK didn't fight, he went offline, but let heaven not be lonely and become left and right, embarrassed to stand outside the safety zone.

"Boss!" The mage Purple Flame Demon also looked at the heavens and was not lonely, "Do you really have to wait here?" ”

Heaven is not lonely and frowned, and said in a low voice: "It is the first time that our Jianghu Dream is fighting in front of so many players in Xiongfeng City, people can hang, but face must not be lost, if even face is lost, when we establish a guild, who will want to join our Jianghu Dream?" Wait, damn it, I'm going to see when he'll be online, and after ten minutes, I'll leave a small team of people to level up, and the others will continue to stay, and I'll stay at the end if I don't have a batch in ten minutes. ”

The three knives scolded, and then said: "Brother Tian, if you are like this, the level will be surpassed by the Male Overlord immediately, and it is too much to pay for that garbage." ”

Hearing this, Heaven is not lonely and smiled slightly, looked in the direction of the thundercloud swamp, and said: "Don't worry, the second place Xiongbatian and the fourth place Yim Qingfeng, now they are busy, and they still have a distance from me, it doesn't hurt to delay so much time, and besides, the garbage in the fifth place is offline, and the third place is still here to watch the battle, except for a few of them, others want to surpass my level in a short time, heh, impossible!" ”

"Well, yes, then wait." Three knives have to say that.

In the game, the people of Jianghu Dream are waiting outside the safety zone in the south of the city, while the PK between the Aotian family and the one-meter breeze is also in full swing. But ** went offline without heart, he took off his helmet and stretched his waist, remembering what had just happened in the game, he couldn't help but burst into laughter, and just walked to the door......

The phone rang suddenly.

"In the days without you, I learned to, and in the days without me, you used cucumbers instead of ......"

"Damn, who, disturb Lao Tzu to pee." **Rolling his eyes and walking back, picking up the mobile phone on the computer desk, the homemade ringtone is still singing super high, this is his adaptation of the song "About Winter". is a very nice song, but the lyrics were changed by him to YD to the point that it doesn't work.

"Hey, who's coming?" **The phone was connected with the right hand, and before the person reached the bathroom, the left hand had already begun to open the big pants.

"Hey, talk, who's going to look for? Hiss, so cool. **Pick up the gun and aim, it's all because he ate barbecue and drank some beer at night, if he was entangled with the people of Jianghu Dream in the game, maybe he would pee his pants now, "Damn, looking for scolding, isn't it?" If you don't talk again, Lao Tzu will hang up the phone! ”

"Hey, guess who I am!" A very obscene voice rang on the other end of the phone.

"Uh~" Hearing this voice, ** was immediately stunned, forgot to mention his pants, frowned, and continued to ask: "Don't play nerves on me, say, which one are you?" What are you looking for me for? ”

"Hey, guess who I am—"

**Rolled his eyes and scolded: "Damn, guess who you are, right?" Okay, guess who you are, you are a big fat man in Shandong, with big eyes, fat buttocks, and two naiko like landmines! ”

"Ha, Brother Hao, you still remember me! I'll just say, our brother has been so many years, you can still forget me! ”

**Immediately dumbfounded: "I'll go, when did I guess you?" ”

"Hey, I'm from Shandong......"

**Stunned, he opened his mouth wide and shouted: "Stomach hurts!" ”

"Hehe, yes, Brother Hao, you want to die slave......"

"Hiss~"** couldn't help but shudder, "Gotta have it, dead fat, can you give Lao Tzu less disgust?" Returning to the slave family? I want to enslave your whole family! ”

"Hehe, you haven't changed." The voice on the other end of the conversation changed suddenly.

Suddenly, ** was silent and took a long breath, but he didn't know what to say. Du Ziteng, the best brother in his game, is on his side no matter what, he is also half an apprentice of **, and he taught him step by step how to manage a guild and how to do a guild's diplomacy......

I can't help but think of all kinds of things in my mind, flowers and grass branches, that is the combination of him, Chu Yue, and Han Sen, when the two of them came together, Du Ziteng went to find Han Sen in a rage, and chased and killed him for three days and three nights, directly making Han Sen fall from level 180 to level 150, and all the equipment was blown up by him, and at that time, ** had already left "God King" for five days when he learned the news.

"Brother Hao, I'll go to Jiangsu to find you for a drink in a few days." Du Ziteng smiled softly and broke the deadlock.

**My heart is warm, the Shandong man is arrogant and domineering enough, what is it to have such a brother and a woman who is not worthy of love? It's just a game, what love is there? Brother, that's the truest and truest thing.

"Good!" ** only said one word, but it made clear his brotherhood with Du Ziteng, some things don't need to be said with their mouths, they can be hearted.

"Hey, Brother Hao, I saw you in Wushuang just now." Du Ziteng said with a smile.

"Heh~"**Unconsciously smiled, "I already knew that your kid wouldn't be idle, what is it called in the game?" I'll add you as a friend as soon as I'm online. ”

**Didn't ask him how he found his phone number, and Du Ziteng didn't talk about this, between brothers, some things can be mentioned, some things can't be mentioned, Du Ziteng's heart is very clear.

A wicked laugh rang on the phone: "Durex! ”

"What?" A shout of surprise.

"Durex, I'll go, I said, Brother Hao, have you not had good ears lately?" Du Ziteng said depressedly.

"Holy." **Remember this name when I landed.,If it's another game ID, he's probably not too careful.,This name is not only YD.,And his profession is also very strange.,He's the poet of the most chicken profession when he was inside the game.。 Durex, Du Ziteng! ** Slammed his head, "Bang, why didn't I associate this name with you?" ”