"Stinky old man, if you don't say it, if you don't say it, if you don't tell me honestly, I'll pull out your beard next time."

Momo waved his small fist and threatened the phone.

Mo Xiangtian, a business tycoon who crisscrosses black and white, was made to cry and laugh by a little girl at the moment, and he felt helpless.

"Girl, what the hell are you asking me to say, can you give a hint?"

Momo's face flushed, and then his voice lowered an octave.

"Stinky old man, that, what did you tell my security uncle when you saw him?"

"Uncle Security?"

Mo Xiangtian was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood. That kid has a very fast mouth, so it's ready.

"You said that kid, we happened to meet and chatted casually, what's wrong?"

"A casual conversation? What did they talk about, but they came from the truth. ”

Momo did not accept such vague statements.

"Well, it seems like we talked about his work, his life, and his future plans."

In fact, Mo Xiangtian couldn't remember what he talked about that day, so he casually made up a few sentences to deal with it.

He remembered that he had a very bad impression of the security guard, and just like that, he still wanted to pedal on the two boats.

But her daughter knows that it's probably useless to say this, so it's better not to say it.

"You didn't talk about me?"

Momo was very suspicious, and she felt that it was impossible not to mention her.

"No, I'm asking, he's answering. Because of the urgency of time, I naturally wanted to know a little more about him, so that I could know who my heart and soul baby was interested in, so I talked about him. Girl, you don't blame me for this. ”

Mo Xiangtian finally knew what his daughter was worried about, so the lie came as soon as he opened his mouth.

He didn't make up such a lie, he was really afraid that his beard would not be protected.

"No, how can people be angry with you because of this. Are you happy with him? ”

Momo asked expectantly.

"Satisfied, satisfied, such a good young man is rare now, my daughter is really good-eyed."

Mo Xiangtian said against his will, and sighed in his heart: I am really dissatisfied, but even if I am not satisfied, I dare not say it.

"I knew you would be satisfied, uncle. Go back and help me prepare more dowry, less dowry, the security guard doesn't have much money, do you know? ”

Momo said very naturally.

Mo Xiangtian suddenly wanted to cry, saying that he would have a son in his next life, and he resolutely didn't want a daughter.

He forced a few words out between his teeth: "No problem." ”

Mo Mo got what he wanted, and he was very happy.

"Thank you, stinky old man, you're the best for me. Reward you with a kiss, don't you? ”

Mo Xiangtian couldn't be happy when he thought of this kiss and didn't know how much money it would cost him.

"By the way, one last warning to you, if you meet him again, don't speak ill of me. Like I wet the bed when I was eight years old, and I always ran to the men's bathroom when I was in junior high school, and so on, I am not allowed to say a word, otherwise I will pull out your beard and smash your antiques, do you hear? ”

Momo was once again baring his teeth and claws to threaten.

Until there was a sad and indignant voice full of bitterness and humiliation from the opposite side.

"Got it, I promise not to say it."

Momo is satisfied.

"Then go to sleep, good night, Dad."

happily hung up the phone, and saw Yan Chuxia looking at her stupidly, and Mo Mo looked back at her in confusion.

Yan Chuxia endured and endured, but couldn't help but ask.

"You still run the men's toilet in junior high school?"

Mo Mo's face flushed, and he was very embarrassed.

"Careless, that's careless, it's all because the doll painted on the door is not like it, it's not easy to distinguish at all."

After speaking, I saw the three roommates moaning ~ groaning at the same time, and then fell on their respective beds together.

Mo Mo's big watery eyes were open, bewildered.

It really doesn't look like the painting on that door, so you can't blame her.

But a serious problem occurred to her.

"Warn you, no one should tell your uncle, otherwise, I will kill you all."

As she spoke, she viciously picked up a handful of brooms and threatened.

There is no humanity in the opposite sex.

The three roommates spit on her for such a bad behavior.

But they all nodded and agreed.

There's no way, no one can afford to mess with the crazy Momo, that's the horror of destroying the three-dimensional space, okay.

On the other side, Mo Xiangtian hung up the phone, silently complained about a series of unequal treatment, and finally sighed.

"Girl, I really envy you as my daughter."

Then he picked up the phone and called Pan Jinde.

"Give me a detailed investigation of the security guard, and get the information as soon as possible, remember, be more detailed."

Pan Jinde was stunned, then thought that it was the security guard, and agreed with a slight smile.

"Okay boss, I'll sort out the information and send it to you as soon as possible."

Hanging up the phone, Mo Xiangtian fell into deep thought.

In order for his daughter not to be sad, it is impossible to get rid of that man secretly. I have to find a loophole in his identity, I hope to find out some of his black history.

Alas, for this girl, he really broke his heart.

At this time, he was really a little envious of the security guard, but he happened to save his daughter once.

The baby girl was fascinated by him, and she maintained him far better than him as a father.

Sure enough, the woman didn't stay.

Just when he envied Li Da's security.

Comrade Li Qingshan was hitchhiking on the body of a truck.

This was smooth, and the five yuan he finally got back from Officer Wen was blown away.

In other words, he didn't have to suffer like this.

He should be in a high-class off-road vehicle, with a beautiful female police officer, fighting bloodily.

In the police car~ Zhen female police officer, it's exciting to think about it.

But he was too upright and stupidly refused.

So he's depressed now, depressed and wants to pump himself.

But he had already come up with a solution, so why was he kicked out of the car?

Still scolded for being perverted~ perverted?

Are women so hypocritical!

The bloody battle is willing, and it is not trivial to go through the back door.

Alas, I was properly slapped by that woman.

After he was kicked out of the car, the hateful female officer stepped on the gas pedal and walked away.

Leave him alone in the wilderness.

By the time he returned to the road after disposing of the body, he could no longer find the car.

Finally seeing the pig truck, he grabbed the railing and hitched a ride.

The reason why I would rather go outside and let the wind blow than go inside.

The reason is very simple, he is already as stupid as a pig, and if he goes in for a while, he will probably be stupid as a pig.

And the smell inside is really bad.

Smoothly outside the city, Li Qingshan ran wild for more than an hour before returning home.

On the way, he was stopped once by Officer Wen's colleague because his behavior seemed so abnormal.

Finally, Li Qingshan stayed with the pig for a while, and his IQ improved a lot, so he said a word and quarreled with his wife.

Then the officer comforted him for a while, and at the end he was a little embarrassed.

In this world, there are still good policemen.

I finally got home alive, took off my clothes, pants and shoes, threw them in the toilet, and lit them until they all turned to ashes, and then rushed down the drain.

Then I started to take a shower, rinse myself, put on the little underwear I had left, and went back to sleep.

After a night of tossing, I was so tired, but fortunately I didn't have to get up early.

It's just that when he pushed open his door, his pupils dilated instantly.

After being stunned for a second or two, he took a step back, carefully looked at the topography of the room, and confirmed that he had made no mistakes.

He looked back at the goblin who had taken over his bed, one eye, two eyes, three eyes......

Until he felt that he couldn't watch it anymore, Huo Ran turned around and went to take another cold shower.

Damn~, it's uncomfortable.

Xin Xin on the bed wore a set of erotic underwear, which he had only seen in small movies in island countries.

Her snow-white and delicate skin was delicate under the black veil, and whether she wore it or not was just a hazy temptation.

The restraint on the chest squeezes the two snowy peaks out of the deep ravine, pointing straight at the elegant neck, and the white flowers are bewildering.

For Li Qingshan, the most terrible thing is that she Yinuo wore black lace suspenders, wrapping her already slender and seductive legs, outlining a fatal temptation under the light.

That curve is like the scythe of death, and it is difficult for mortals to resist after all.

When I see someone who doesn't have a nosebleed and doesn't have a hungry tiger and a sheep, but is going to turn around and walk away.

The stunner on the bed had a resentful face, a sandalwood mouth, and shouted sweetly and greasy.

"Stop!"

Although her cry was sweet, Li Qingshan was a spirit, and she felt an invisible murderous aura enveloping her, if he dared to take another step, he was afraid that he would be torn apart by it, and blood would be splattered on the spot.

Li Qingshan knew that the enemy was strong and I was weak, so he obediently stopped, life is precious.

"Turn around."

Another order came down, and Li Qingshan, in line with the idea that a soldier takes obedience to orders as his duty, turned his head honestly and stood there listlessly.

The big goblin Xin leaned against the head of the bed, clasped his hands on his chest, looked him up and down, and looked at him carefully, his gaze stayed under his crotch for about ten seconds, and then spit out a sentence that made Li Qingshan sad and indignant.

"Are you a man after all, you are bulging like this, and you still don't pounce."

"Lao Tzu is a pure man, pure, you don't have to doubt this."

If you have to be suspicious, we can confirm on the spot, even if you are a peerless goblin, there is no problem in fighting for 800 rounds.

However, for the sake of his life, he omitted the following words.

Anyway, you can't eat it when you pounce on it, so why rush up to find abuse.

He'd already planted it once in a woman's hands tonight, and he didn't want to plant it a second time.

If he falls into the same pit twice on the same night, then he doesn't believe him if he is not a pig.

"I don't believe it, you're certainly not a man."

"I am!"

"When a man sees me, he can't bear it, and you're definitely not."

……

That's where you got your confidence.

"I'm not your average man."

"Well, you can see it, you are not a good man."

"Damn, don't push me."

"I didn't force you, you can't do it yourself."

……

Mom~, even if she is ravaged to death, she can't let a woman say no.

Otherwise, would there be a face to call himself a man?

Oh!

Li Qingshan roared and pounced.

It's just that he sees something extra coming out of his crotch.

The inner cow is full of faces.

Sure enough, fairy tales are all deceitful......