Chapter 316: Nian Nian and Liar
"What are you going to do?"
Sensing that something was wrong with someone, Zou Xiaoai spoke up first, as if he dared to do anything wrong, so he immediately fought to the death with him.
Li Qingshan really wanted to do something bad, but when he asked her like this, he suddenly couldn't think of what was bad.
Sad no?
Since you can't remember it, then prove that you are a good person, and a good person will worry about a little girl?
The answer is obvious......
No!
"If you hate trouble, you might as well go to Chen Xiyan to live for two days, the city government compound, no matter what, you have to be cleaner."
The black is black after all, and it will not make do with the white, and even if there is communication, it is in a black place that people can't see.
It belongs to the white territory, and they stay away......
Zou Xiaoai, who was white-hearted and black-clothed, of course understood what he meant, but unfortunately without the approval from above, she couldn't go anywhere.
Besides, the dangerous environment is a good place to sharpen your sharp teeth and sharpen your teeth!
If it is not through the wind and rain, how can the young eagle flutter its wings and soar!
She understands someone's kindness, but she wants to be an excellent agent, but she doesn't want to give up such a good training opportunity.
Otherwise, it would be difficult for her to find someone to fight......
"Let the trouble come a little harder, if I say! What would you do? ”
Li Qingshan thought about it and answered her very seriously.
"Hide as far as you want, and never let you find me."
……
Uncle Scum!
Let me guess wrong once, okay?
Can't we make an exception?
It's shameless to go on like this......
There will be no friends!
"Then you don't stay away, what are you doing in my bed!"
You can't be polite to this kind of person!
How far and how far to catch!
"It's okay to drive me away, can you let go first?"
It's not that Li Qingshan didn't want to withdraw, after the atmosphere between the two eased, he wanted to slip away, but she grabbed him and didn't let go, so she couldn't slip away!
……
This is a mistake!
Do you understand the mistake of caught?
The police often catch me by mistake, and I'm a secret agent......
You know!
"You're so annoying, clinging to people...... Get out of the way! ”
At the same time that Zou Xiaoai let go, he also criticized someone's bad behavior, as a girl, she has the right to stand on the moral high ground at all times!
Don't say that we turn black and white upside down to confuse right and wrong, this is God's right to give us!
Inborn!
Knowing that there is no say in this, someone honestly climbs out of bed, does not argue, and is unusually honest.
After all, he is a man of action, and his words are not his forte, and this girl is too small for him to act.
If she's three or four years old......
Is the scenery under the bath towel still far away?
"The car is parked outside, here's the key."
It's just to return the car, throw the keys over, and you can turn around and say goodbye.
Seeing that he was going to say goodbye, Zou Xiaoai didn't think much about it, and reached out to grab the key......
……
It's so white!
Fat head and fat brain are so cute!
"See you later!"
Just look at it twice, quickly retreat, Li Qingshan finished greeting, turned his head and ran.
To be a thief is weak, nothing more than that!
Zou Xiaoai didn't feel anything, but he ran in such a hurry, how could he not arouse suspicion?
I flicked the key twice, looked down, and instantly understood......
The little suckling pig that has been hidden for many years was actually exposed!
didn't shout, just turned over with a cold face and looked for clothes to wear......
When she walked out of the room, it was empty outside, and she took two more steps to the courtyard, but she saw no one in the car.
It's fast!
I pounded on the wall depressed, only to find that there was a one-dollar coin on the wall.
The characters are facing inward, the flowers are facing outward, and they are flat in the concrete wall, like a specially inlaid work of art.
Seeing the coin, Zou Xiaoai pouted, what is this? Beautify the decoration or warn intimidation?
The people who can come here to make trouble are all fools, do they understand?
Besides, I'm not the flower in your garden, I use you to protect it?
Even so, she only touched the flower surface, then raised her little head and turned back to the house.
All the while, she didn't have the idea of picking out the coin.
Just put a beauty mole on the door's face!
As for the rest......
It's his business who he wants to protect, and I'm not a flower anyway......
If Li Qingshan knew her thoughts, he would definitely tell her, girl, don't think too much, this side used to be the national emblem, and I was used to it.
Speaking of coins, Li Qingshan had to complain, not to mention that the new version is ugly, and it is not as easy to use as the previous one.
If it weren't for his increasing skills, it would be a bit difficult to cut someone's neck.
Father and son each had a coin in their hands, turning between their fingers, having a lot of fun, and slowly walking on the road, waiting for the taxi to appear.
Because Zou Xiaoai is different from other girls, he is not afraid of her chasing her out at all.
"Hey, who are you?"
As he walked, Niannian's phone rang, and then someone stood on the side of the road and watched his son answer the phone.
"Kid, how old are you?"
With the speakerphone on, the voice on the other side of the phone is very clear, and it is estimated that the southern accent is very strong.
"Mom said you can't just tell strangers about their age."
Nian Nian replied like this, but Li Qingshan couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Stinky boy, just open your mouth to talk nonsense, where did you come from, mother?
"Kid, when are you going to be the fifth birthday?"
The other party asked kindly.
"Last year."
Nian Nian remembers very clearly, my father ate all the cakes, and said that he was afraid that he would have tooth decay!
Damn it!
Yes, the other party is also a master!
Li Qingshan is relieved now, there is finally something to pass the boring time.
"Kid, what do you like to eat?"
The other party called, it seemed that he was doing research, and he took the trouble to ask some small questions.
"It's a secret."
Nian Nian also chatted with each other with great interest.
One has a ghost in his heart and the other is bored at home, and the two of them get together, just two words:
A perfect match!
"And what don't you like to eat?"
The other party changed questions very quickly.
"I don't like anything but chicken thighs and crabs."
Nian Nian is not slow to give the correct answer.
"What color panties does your mom wear?"
After several consecutive questions were successful, the other party began to increase their efforts.
"I don't know, I haven't peeked at it, can I tell you Mr. Kobayashi?"
Nian Nian discussed, and didn't seem to tell the other party a color, how embarrassed he was.
"Okay, you say."
The other party is not here, so it doesn't matter what color it is.
"She doesn't wear it, I've seen it several times."
Nian Nian told the other party so.
Bang Dang!
This time, someone didn't fall, but the sound on the other side, probably because he was too anxious to see "Mr. Kobayashi", so he fell on his heels.
If you want to hurry, you can't reach it......
"Children, have you received any New Year's money?"
It is estimated that after falling on his heels, the other party learned to be obedient, some things are nothing to the child, he heard too much, and it is estimated that he can't bear it, so he got to the point.
"Yes, but it's only 10,000 yuan, and it's not as much as pocket money."
Nian Nian complained, as a small master, he didn't put 10,000 yuan in his eyes.
"Hey, you're so rich, much better than your uncle, you're tired every day, and you can't afford to eat tea eggs."
The other party began to sell pity, begging for sympathy,
"What is a tea egg? Is it tasty? ”
It's a pity that as a child, Niannian's focus is a little different.
"It's an egg boiled with tea leaves, it's very delicious, it's a dollar a piece, it's a bit too expensive, my uncle hasn't eaten one for a month."
When Li Qingshan heard this, he couldn't help but pluck out his ears, he really couldn't think of such a miserable person, where he lived, could he be the legendary cave man on the top of the mountain?
"Uncle is so pitiful, I'll buy one tomorrow to taste, and if it's delicious, I'll buy ten and send it to you."
……
Dead child!
You're lacking in eyes!
The courier fee is more expensive than eggs, how good is it for you to give me directly with that money?
"Thank you, little friend, but how can my uncle ask for your eggs? I'm sorry if you really want to invite your uncle to dinner...... Just send some money! ”
It's still the most affordable money, and it's easy to operate, so everyone doesn't have to bother.
"What do you mean by some money? Doesn't it hurt? ”
Nian Nian means that I am a child, this drop, I don't know!
"It's to transfer the money from your bank card to your uncle's bank card."
As long as it is a smart child, he will teach it, even if he encounters a stupid one, he has the patience to teach slowly, and he has the time.
"Uncle, I don't have a bank card."
Nian Nian didn't plan to follow the routine, he wanted to find another way.
“……”
Without a bank card, what are you talking nonsense with me?
Dead child!
"Uncle, if you don't add me to WeChat, I'll send you a red envelope, and my mother will help me tie up the money."
Before hanging up the phone angrily, Nian Nian let the other party understand what it means to be a bright village.
In today's network informatization, there are many ways to get money out of others.
"You're such a good boy, tell your uncle about your WeChat ID."
The other party agreed.
"That's my phone number."
Nian Nian is not ordinary honesty.
After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone, and after a while, the mobile phone prompt came to me, which shows how impatient the other party is.
The piece of mud did not go to Liang to ask for a friend of the Great Demon King of the Mixed World, and Nian Nian agreed.
The piece of mud is not on the beam: children, I am an uncle!
The Great Demon King of the Mixed World: A smiling face, uncle, the red envelope is here, and then!
Sheet mud without upper beam: ...... How is there only a penny?
The Great Demon King of the Mixed World: Mom said to send it to a private person, and she would give 0.01.
Sheet mud without upper beam: ...... Not enough to buy tea eggs
The Great Demon King of the Mixed World: An embarrassed expression I pulled my uncle into the group.
After agreeing, I found a red envelope lying quietly, and after quickly clicking on it, there was only one eye-catching prompt:
The hand is slow, and the red envelope is finished
I took a look at the details......
No way!
Five thousand and four packs, these little bunnies are really rich!
The Great Demon King of the Mixed World: Uncle is so stupid, he didn't grab it.
The mud is not on the beam: Come again.
The red envelope is reappearing, reach out and hurry up!
No way!
I didn't grab it again!
The Great Demon King of the Mixed World: So stupid, so stupid, so stupid!
The mud is not on the beam: come again, come again!
The red envelope is here again, reach out and hurry up!
……
I didn't grab it again!
The mud is not on the beam: Children, wait for me to wash my hands, otherwise I won't be able to grab it.
The Great Demon of the Mixed World: Okay, go with peace of mind
……
Why is this so awkward?
I'm going to pretend to be a plug-in, not to hang myself up......
Children can't speak too much, and they don't know which immoral ghost has taught them!
The piece of mud is not on the beam is searching for the red envelope artifact, suddenly a message came, open it and take a look, the bank notified:
Your account with tail number 7418 will pay 94,741 yuan online at X hour X minutes on X year X month X day, and the balance is 7.48 yuan.
……
Beep the dog!
The crooks let the crooks cheat!