【20】 Speed dating course! (below)
AT THIS TIME, I WAS PARTICIPATING IN A "SPEED DATE" EVENT ORGANIZED BY KITTY, AN AMERICAN CULTURE TEACHER.
No... Maybe it's a "quick dating" event.
Jiang Junta sat in front of me and looked at me obscenely.
"Ji Shen, let me ask a question first."
"Hmm."
"Hehe, may I ask what is Miss Shenling's measurements .....?"
"Refuse to answer!"
I replied resolutely, and my sister on my right seemed to hear it, and glanced at Jiang Junta very unhappily.
Alas, this guy is dead, I don't know if it's taboo to ask girls, especially for my cute and petite sister.
"Ahem, to change the question, what is your circumference?"
"Refuse to answer!"
This one... You must refuse to answer.
"The measurements of the cat school flower ....."
"I don't know...."
"Measurements of the glass ......"
"I don't know!"
"So, President Shiyue's measurements?"
"Don't think I'm someone who knows who I am!"
I finally couldn't help but complain loudly about him, this guy is really obscene, two minutes have passed, and he only asked me a question about the measurements.
"Ahem, Ji Shen, my measurements are 80, 68, 85...."
Towards the end of the two minutes, Jiang Junta said to me.
I don't have any interest in knowing your measurements, and is this weird number really your measurements!
"Ding-dong-"
The bell rang again, Jiang Junta finally stopped asking me, but he was still a little worried, according to the order, this guy is going to ask my sister questions next!
"Ji Shen's favorite fruit is ......"
"Oranges, strawberries...."
This time, I was asking each other questions about a shy and conservative girl, so I was able to be distracted to see if Kang Joon-ta was sexually harassing my sister.
I glanced at Jiang Junta from time to time, if this guy really dares to tease my sister, I will decisively rise up!
"That, what is Miss Ling's favorite fruit?"
Hey, it's strange, Jiang Junta doesn't seem to be teasing my sister, did he notice my murderous gaze?
"Strawberry ....."
Ling looked at Jiang Junta calmly and replied calmly.
"Coffee or milk?"
"Coffee."
"Do you have any favorite stars?"
"No, but some of the entertainment presenters are funny."
While dealing with the simple questions on my side, I eavesdropped on the conversation between Ling and Jiang Junta, very good, Jiang Junta, this guy, didn't ask any excessive questions.
Just as I was thinking this, Jiang Junta spoke again.
"Well, Miss Ling—what is your favorite male figure?"
Jiang Junta asked in a gentle tone.
My ears instantly stood up like rabbits, Jiang Junta, don't ask my sister these questions about men and women, sister, you don't have to answer!
“......”
Ling hesitated.
Just when I was worried about whether she was upset about this question, she spoke-
"Like gentle, reliable guys.... Of course, sometimes you have to understand some romance. ”
Her red lips opened slightly, and she replied calmly.
"Oh, Miss Ling likes this kind of boy, I see."
Jiang Junta scratched his head and made a look of sudden realization.
Gentle.... Reliable.... It turns out that Ling likes this kind of boy?
I WAS THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING IN MY MIND, AND SUDDENLY, MR. KITTY'S BELL RANG AGAIN.
"—Ding Dong."
The exchange began again.
I dealt with the next person, and I also began to pay attention to Cheng Tianbo on the left.
"Brother Bo, what is your favorite fruit?"
A boy asked him with a wicked smile.
"Bananas and milk."
Milk is a fruit!
"What is Brother Bo's favorite star?"
"I used to be Teacher Cang, and now I'm Miss Lola Takizawa." (Note: These two are both famous adult movie actresses)
"What's your favorite woman?"
"I used to be Teacher Cang, and now I'm Miss Lola Takizawa."
.....
Repeat it twice, Cheng Tianbo... Favorite woman is A'V Female Yu... I really don't understand your world.
"What's your favorite movie?"
"Lola Takizawa's Temptation Care 2... The designation is AF4......"
He recited a number of letters and numbers of more than a dozen figures... Hey, don't think of A'V as a movie, and don't remember an A'V number so clearly, okay!
The person who asked him the question was luckily a boy who smelled like him.....
"What's the animal you'd most like to be?"
"Snake"
"Why?"
"Because it's long."
"What's the superpower you'd most like to get?"
"The golden gun does not fall..... Able to endure in battles with women. ”
"Haha, Brother Tianbo is really far-sighted, so what is your dream?"
"My dream is to create a kingdom where there are only women and me."
......
These two guys.
The question was asked by a lewd man.
And Cheng Tianbo, who was questioned, is even more of a super obscene man.... I was speechless, how did he say these obscene words with a serious face!
Thinking about it like this, I feel that Cheng Tianbo has no lower limit for discipline.
"Ding-dong-"
The bell continued to ring, and it was the turn of the next round.
The lewd man came down and started asking me questions, yes, this guy should be vigilant for a while, you have to be optimistic about him, it's not good for my sister to ask lewd questions.
"Ding-dong-ding-"
Ringtone continued to think, and the next conversation became fast, and I was glad that since Jiang Junta, there didn't seem to be any obscene people, and everyone's questions were relatively normal, and there were gossip about me and the questions of the Psychological Research Department, and I usually answered them casually.
After several rounds of talking, at last, she appeared in front of me—Miss Alice Charlotte.
Anyway, I was a little curious about her conversation with others, so I was distracted just now.
As a visitor, this guy is silent to the other person as soon as he comes up.
"Little Alice, what kind of fruit do you like?"
"I don't particularly like anything."
"So.... Favorite movies. ”
"I don't particularly like anything."
"Like research?"
"Magic."
"Someone you like?"
"Brother God."
.......
In short, this guy can answer everyone's questions concisely and clearly, and he always puts on a puppet-like expression.
Now, well, it's finally my turn.
"Brother God....."
She sat down on the chair in front of my desk like a doll, looking at me with a slightly flushed face.
"Hmm...... Little Alice, what is your dream? ”
I asked with a smile.
"Marry Brother God."
......
Well, I asked the wrong question, knowing that this guy should have answered like this.
"What's your favorite animal?"
She should be able to answer this, she usually looks at the animal world.
"Felines."
"Well, I like it too."
I replied, "Indeed, I think cats are cute."
"Let me ask the question."
Just as I was thinking about my next question, to my surprise, Alice suddenly spoke.
Hey, does she want to ask questions?
Well, she would take the initiative to ask, what could that be?
I couldn't help but be a little curious.
- "Does Brother God like me?" ”
She blushed slightly, looked at me and asked, although her eyes were blank, but she could see that there was anticipation in her beautiful eyes.
Be... That's a question.
How is it possible to say that you don't like Alice, but if you want to say you like it, is this considered a confession?
Probably not.... In my heart, there should be some differences between love and lovers.
"yes, I like it."
I replied honestly, and Alice's face turned redder in an instant.
"Brother.... Actually very perverted confessed to me in the class....."
Alice's face flushed, and she even felt that her tone of voice was not as mechanical as she imagined, and she felt a little shy emotion mixed in it.
Hey, that's not a confession.
But... She can't say that, eh.
“..... Brother... Alice is happy now. ”
Happiness is good.
"If you're going to ask me to have a baby on the spot here.... I won't refuse...."
"I refuse!"
Finally—I couldn't help but spit out loudly at her blushing.