VOL. ARTORIA IS NOT VERY SUCCESSFUL IN PARENTING

As Artoria spoke confidently, Cúchulainn couldn't hold back and complained: "I said Saber, are you qualified to talk about other people's children?" You don't care about your own children, right? ”

"My child? Who are you talking about? ”

Artoria raised her sword eyebrows, not angry and arrogant, so frightened that Cúchulin hurriedly swallowed the words behind her stomach and said with a dry smile: "It's okay! No one! Aha, no one! I'll just say that, and you'll hear that! All right? ”

Although Cú Chulainn didn't mind a fight with Saber, he ...... I always feel that once I discuss the problem of children with her, it is not a battle in the physical sense, but a war of words. To be honest, as long as it is a battle, he is not afraid of how many Cúkhalainns come. But the war of words...... Forehead...... Let's spare him! Especially the war of words with women......

By the way, the war between Cu Chulainn and Maeve back then, every time they failed in dialogue, they wanted to take advantage of words and were countered by the other party, Cú Chulaline was furious, and then Ku Chulainn rushed over and beat Maeve's legion. Probably something like this. In short, this person has never won a war of words with a woman.

"It's about Mordred!"

It was clear that Cú Chulainn knew each other like this, but Alexander did not understand the painstaking effort at all, and instead named him.

Artoria sighed and said, "You can say it as many times as you want, that person doesn't have the qualifications to be kings." ”

"No, no, no, this isn't talking about the king's qualifications, right? Aren't we talking about parenting? That is, to educate children. ”

"Mordred's education is the responsibility of Sister Morgan. I didn't even know I had such an heir. ”

"Then let me ask, if you knew, would you train her well?"

“…… Of course. I will train her to be a knight worthy of the name of the Round Table...... What's wrong, Lancelot? ”

Artoria noticed that after she had finished speaking, Lancelot's face suddenly changed.

Of course, Artoria's words just now revealed two important messages: first, the king himself has no experience in educating children, and in fact, the relationship between King Arthur and Mordred is not very good. Second, even if the king comes to train the child, he will only train the child to be a knight or an heir, which is different from what he wants.

"However, if you want to improve your relationship with Ms. Matthew, I think you should first change your habit of casually talking to mature women, right?"

The knight of the silver arm, Bedwell, spoke suddenly, and until now, he had put himself out of the table with him, not to participate in the discussion, but to stay quietly in a quiet corner and watch everyone discuss, and now he finally put forward his own ideas.

"Me, did I talk to a random woman?"

Lancelot's expression was a little embarrassed, and he could see that it was a bit embarrassing to be said so in such a large public.

"You have."

Yagi Yukisai also nodded categorically: "Last time, you were the one who asked Ms. Minamoto Yorimitsu to invite you to dinner, right?" ”

"I, I just want to communicate with a warrior who also has infinite martial arts......"

"Do you have to eat to communicate? Isn't it supposed to go to the training ground or something? ”

Yagi's rhetorical question made Lancelot bow his head weakly, and muttered: "If you don't eat enough, you can't fight, people are iron rice and steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic" and so on.

Seeing that he didn't admit to his death, Yagi made the most powerful argument: "After all, servants don't need to eat!" ”

"I can't pretend that I didn't hear this, Yagi Yukisaiqing, as a knight, you must always pay attention to being responsible for your own speech!"

Artoria suddenly became furious...... Emiya sighed, pressed her restless shoulders, and said, "After the Chinese cuisine, French sweet soup and luxurious ice cream dishes are added. ”

“……”

Artoria sat down quietly.

Yukisai Yagi breathed a sigh of relief.

However, the other was not so lucky.

Alexander grinned and said, "I saw it too, last time you were communicating with Lady Alice Field, and I hope to have a long talk in the room!" It was also seen by Matthew! ”

"No, that's ...... I just wanted to ask her how she got on good terms with her rebellious daughter! She also has two daughters! ”

"Huh?!"

Yagi Yukisai was stunned for a moment and asked rhetorically, "What?" Does she actually have a daughter?! ”

This is not to blame him for being surprised, because Alice Phil is an artificial person, and age will not be shown on his face anymore.

It is no exaggeration to say that even if Alice Fell lived to be ninety-five years old, she would probably be the same as she is now. It looks like he's only in his early twenties, and you actually say that this person is already a mother?! It's just the age when you're in college, right?!

Who would have thought that such a beauty would already have a teenage daughter!

"Lancelot, have you done this of your investigation?"

This time, even Artoria didn't use the title of "Qing" to show respect.

"No, Illya and Alice Fell have the same surname, I know it from here!"

"It's not important, the point is, you've been seen by Matthew, right? I was said to be the worst! ”

"Hmm...... Can't refute ......"

Lancelot frowned and pouted, looking resistant to reminiscing.

By the way, thanks to Matthew, if Matthew hadn't taken Lancelot with him, probably Lancelot would have tasted the Origin Bullet that had almost broken Yagi's heart.

"So! Everyone, too! I'm just trying to get on good terms with Matthew! ”

"So...... At this time, you should ask the heartthrob Finn, right? ”

Artoria suddenly threw the conversation at Finn.

To be honest, it does mean giving Finn a little bit of disgrace.

After all, Finn has been boasting about himself since the beginning, and he doesn't take the initiative to participate in the topic, but just blindly brags about himself, which makes Artoria a little unhappy, and now he wants to see how much real ability this person has.

"Uh-huh, gladly. This gentleman, if you want to have a good relationship with a little lady, the first thing to do is not to treat the other party as a little lady. ”

Finn said with a mysterious smile on his face, with the expression of a fool who I said so simply, why don't you understand, you idiot.

"What, what do you mean......"

"That is to say, girls are generally precocious, and if you, as a father, can't distinguish the boundaries clearly, and blindly contacting it, it will only make people feel bored. First, let me ask you a few questions. What color does Matthew like? ”

"Purple, purple, right?"

Lancelot recalled how she was dressed, especially the purple-black armor, and gave this answer.

"Wrong. It's white. From the time I answered the call to the present, Matthew has changed into seven personal clothes, each of which is a large piece of white with light gray. It looks like a jacket that has a clean and simple feel. It's not hard to surmise that she actually likes white. Let me ask you again, what is Matthew's hobby? ”

"Read! and workouts! ”

This time Lancelot was confident.

However, Finn still shook his head and smiled: "Superficial, too superficial, this is the most common mistake parents make, seeing what their children do, they mistakenly think that this is a hobby." What you see is just the appearance! It's like working alone in a company, not because you love to work, but because you want to make money! Why did Matthew study? Why Exercise? Yes, that's all to help the Master! Surely you didn't care what Marsh read, did you? It was all about the formation of troops, and she even discussed it with Napoleon several times. ”

"I've discussed it with you! Ask me how I manage a lot of subordinates with different personalities! ”

Alexander added.

Therefore, it can be seen that Matthew did not simply love reading, but used reading these books as a springboard. In this Chaldees, who is the person who needs to be good at managing many subordinates with different personalities, and who needs to arrange troops? That's right, it's the Master. Matthew's hobby is Fujimaru Rika Gojokaku......"

Before Finn could finish speaking, he heard a loud boom, and the walls seemed to be crushed by something of great quality! Just look at the holy capital of Camelot with great speed towards Finn, who is talking and analyzing Matthew, to make a profit!

Boom boom!

The moving city of Camelot swept the venue.

Everybody's embarrassed.

In the midst of this disaster, there were two victims: Finn and Lancelot.

Well......

There's nothing to be sad about, right?