In a very elegantly decorated room, the two sat opposite the table, looking at the scene of negotiation and confrontation.

However, one of the parties obviously lacked confidence, like the Qing representatives after the Opium War, cowardly and flattering.

"If you have any requirements, you will be satisfied."

Even the words he said were so similar, and he lost his power and humiliated the country to the extreme.

"Is it really okay to ask for anything?"

Someone put on such a look of giving and taking, which made Chen Xiyan hesitate, he wouldn't cheat, right?

"Of course, I'm notoriously honest and trustworthy, you just asked me to steal Momo's underwear, and I helped you do it properly."

In order to show sincerity, someone once again lowered the bottom line of being a human being.

……

Bastard!

What do I want to do with Momo panties!

It's not you dead perverts!

"I'm not as perverted as you! I really want to put your dirty brain in the washing machine and wash it up! ”

"If you're willing, you can shove me in now."

Somebody has a very good attitude, and no matter what you want to do, I look like I'm going to cooperate.

……

Can you not be so spineless!

Can you argue that even a little resistance would be fine!

You make me feel very unfulfilled like this, okay?

"Forget it."

Chen Xiyan shook his head with interest.

"How can you forget it? I'm ready to stick in the washing machine. ”

It's shameful to give up halfway, and it's very immoral to say and not do it.

Someone silently criticized her irresponsible behavior in his heart.

"It's not easy for my washing machine, put something as filthy as you in, I'm afraid that it won't have enough power and it will burn out."

Faced with someone's questioning, Chen Xiyan had to truthfully express her concerns.

……

This poisonous tongue, I hit ninety!

Someone suddenly felt that the girl on the other side was growing up quickly.

"Also, if your brain is dirty, you can be regarded as a stinky rascal at most, and if you enter the water, won't it become a stinky stream? Now that environmental pollution is becoming more and more serious, do you think the little woman and I are embarrassed to create another source of pollution? ”

……

STOP！

No more!

Besides, it's time for the Sanitation Department to come and talk to me!

It's just such a trivial matter, let's just discuss and solve it, don't trouble so many people anymore.

"Stop, for the sake of blue skies and white clouds, green mountains and clear waters, for the sake of future generations, I won't drill your washing machine, okay? If there's anything you say, just say it, don't torture me anymore, otherwise this heart really can't stand it. ”

Someone has a pained expression on his face and feels that his life is gloomy.

How can you always let these little girls catch the handle?

It's not scientific!

Chen Xiyan shook the voice recorder in his hand, and directly pressed the clear button under someone's direct gaze.

Her actions made someone stunned and puzzled.

This girl's conscience has been discovered?

Tossing for a long time just to tease me for two sentences?

No matter how you think about it, it doesn't seem like it's possible!

Chen Xiyan met someone's surprised gaze and smiled slightly.

"Confused?"

Someone nodded quickly, and he was anxious to listen to the following.

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon!

"Actually, I didn't intend to threaten you anything, I just wanted to play with you, after all, you hurt me so badly tonight, my foot almost went lame."

It's not that serious, is it?

Didn't they all knead it for you?

Is there anything else bad?

Thinking in my heart, I couldn't help but look at her little feet pulling on the sandal......

White and tender, pink......

That's good!

"Don't look around, be careful to stuff it in your mouth."

Sensing his scrutinizing gaze, Chen Xiyan only felt that his little feet were itching, and he couldn't help but glance at him and snort coquettishly.

But as soon as the words came out, the little face was very red.

Li Qingshan retracted his gaze in a daze, he was not in the mood to gnaw on pig's trotters now......

I don't know if it's his delusion, Chen Xiyan's performance today is very strange, and it is very different from her before.

"And these, you definitely won't need them, I'll take care of it for you."

In order to hide his shame, Chen Xiyan took out three cards that originally belonged to someone, tore them into pieces, and threw them into the paper basket.

Li Qingshan didn't care about these at all, he was no longer the prodigal look he had when he was decadent, what was the use of asking for these cards with certain information?

It's just that it's inconvenient to throw it away in front of others, so I figured it out.

Regardless of the character of those women, he was always willing to save face for them.

It can be regarded as atonement for his absurdity back then.

"However, I want to ask you one thing now, and I hope you will answer it seriously."

After Chen Xiyan finished processing the recording card, she looked at him very seriously and asked.

She was suddenly so formal, which made Li Qingshan a little unnatural.

Hurriedly sat down and pretended to be serious.

"If you ask something, I will know everything, and I will say everything."

Whether it will be really unreservedly and honestly explained, someone himself doesn't know, but the posture is very sufficient.

In these years, no matter what you do, don't you pay attention to an attitude?

Someone has always been a role model in this regard.

But in terms of execution - at a discount, someone is also a role model!

"Are you particularly good at picking up girls?"

Seeing that he agreed, Chen Xiyan threw out her question.

Well?

Why do you ask about this?

What is the answer!

Let's be honest, people might think we're bragging.

Let's tell a lie, if people take it seriously and think that we are dead, how unjust it is!

The point is, you don't know what she's asking for!

How do you answer that......

"Anyway, I'm not too proficient in this skill, because most of the time I'm being soaked in girls."

To be on the safe side, it's better to answer modestly.

In this way, it seems that we have the purity of not relying on routines to win, and we should be able to prevaricate the past, right?

……

Chen Xiyan's eyes widened instantly when he heard his shameless words.

Uncle Scum!

You're enough!

Please don't refresh my perception of your shamelessness all the time!

I don't have enough CPU cores, and it will burst!

"How sure are you if I let you pursue a woman?"

Chen Xiyan felt that he couldn't ask him step by step, it was better to do it in one step.

Otherwise, she would really be so angry that she died!

"Not in Chengdu!"

Li Qingshan's answer was categorical and loud.

Depend on!

How dare you be so loud!

And there's no shame!

"How do I feel like you're lying to me?"

Chen Xiyan looked at him suspiciously.

As far as she knew, his record was already very good.

Campus cute girl, teacher royal sister, urban beauty...... He has all gained, how can he be as inferior as he said?

Humility has never been associated with him, and all signs show it......

He's lying!

"Lie to you! How sure do you think I can be sure of who the other person is or what personality preferences I have? ”

Li Qingshan thinks that she is stupid, how can he answer without any information?

……

Chen Xiyan wanted to strangle him again, and wanted to strangle himself again.

Hate his abomination, annoyed with his own stupidity.

Uncle scum!

Uncle Stinky Scum!

If you ask more, you can die!

I'm going to die!

came up with a sentence that didn't work, and then accused people of making fun of them!

Don't be too annoying!

Die, die, die!

After venting in his heart, Chen Xiyan tried his best to become calm.

"Then how sure do you think you are for a girl like me?"

"Not a single percent!"

Someone's answer is set in stone.

……

Uncle Scum!

I'm mad at you!

"Why can't you do it this time? Are you deliberately teasing me! ”

Chen Xi stood up angrily, turned the table and wanted to kick him.

"No way, you like girls, I can't become a girl, and I can't change your distorted orientation...... What do you want me to do? ”

Someone saw her rushing over violently, and quickly said the reason.

If he really wants to start it, he will have to suffer a loss.

……

Chen Xiyan felt that he had really lost to him......

The raised foot was put down again, and with a flick of the ass, he sat down beside him, and said angrily.

"Why can't you comprehend the spirit once? I mean, it's similar to my temperament, and it's not the same as that orientation. ”

"You say she's a normal girl?"

Could it be that she has a crush on some girl, and she can't handle it herself, and wants me to help?

The more Li Qingshan thought about it, the more it made sense.

Chen Xiyan glared at him viciously!

Can't speak!

How abnormal I am!

But she nodded.

"She likes men."

After saying that, she felt very unconvinced, why is it normal to like dirty men, but it is not normal to like cute girls!

Why!

I just like girls what's up!

Hum!

"If so...... I'm 100% sure of that. ”

Li Qingshan thinks that he should brag, not to mention that he can do it, Xiao Lala will definitely have to play with her.

Can you do it by ignoring him for now and prevaricating tonight.

Well?

Uncle scumbag, your skill points are rising too fast!

I just had zero eggs, and now it's full?

If you dare to lie to me, the consequences will be serious!

"Are you sure?"

Looking at her, she almost engraved the expression of "I doubt you" on her face.

Someone this depressed.

Don't let people live!

You can't say it, you don't believe it!

Say it can be done, but you still don't believe it!

Can you teach me a half-and-half-way statement?

"You bring that girl here, can we do a real combat drill?"

Anyway, you can't call anyone in the middle of the night, so let's fool around first.

Li Qingshan made up her mind, as long as she said that she couldn't call anyone, she would immediately turn around and leave, and never entangle her again.

"You take me for an experiment first."

Chen Xiyan didn't follow the routine at all, and directly contributed himself.

……

That's not what I envisioned......

Seeing someone with a bitter face, there was no movement.

Chen Xiyan raised his eyebrows, and his eyes were sharp.

"Can't you do it!"

Depend on!

You forced me!

Li Qingshan forced her to have no choice, it was anger from her heart, and evil was born to the side of the bold.

turned around, moved his hands together, hugged his shoulders and legs, and hugged her into his arms......

Under her stunned gaze, she held a fearless spirit......

Die and die!

He bent his head and pouted at his thin and delicate pink lips......

Chen Xiyan's pupils dilated instantly, and he was sluggish......

Not!

It tastes good......

The feeling is ...... too Good!

It took a long time for someone to stop his greedy sucking.

Eyes closed as if he were at home, waiting for the hot slap to come.

There is no way, you have to have this kind of consciousness if you take advantage of it.

However......

The slap has not yet arrived......

But I heard a sweet and soft voice.

"Hmmm! That's good...... I've got you through...... However, when pursuing that woman, you are not allowed to use such obscene methods. ”

Well?

She's not burned!

This tone is very wrong!

"Who's that woman?"

Someone always feels uneasy.

"My mom ......"

……

Who is crazy!