Chapter 1521: Why Can't It Be Me
It looked like a cheerful creature with a toad head and poisonous bumps, the size of a rhinoceros. It opened its mouth wide and stretched out its slimy, wet tongue, feeling like it could roll Olivier up and swallow it in its mouth with a single curl of it. Then, our handsome, handsome and heroic His Highness Olivier will slowly slide from the other party's big mouth into the other party's huge stomach, wrapped in stomach acid, and it will take three days and three nights to slowly turn into a dry bone, and finally become the nourishment of this dream demon.
β¦β¦ Of course, the above is actually just a brain supplement. In fact, it is true that a creature like a dream demon can hunt for anything by looking at it, and it is true that it can frighten a large group of people just by its appearance, but they really don't rely on brute force and the creature's minions and mouths to hunt and eat. They use their appearance and innate spiritual deterrence to deter their prey, penetrate deep into their souls from the spiritual void created by the other party's panic, devour their spirits, and feed on the soul fragments destroyed by their prey, grabbing nutrients to evolve.
So, in fact, no matter how they look, this group of dream demons is still very elegant at least when they are "eating", and at first glance it looks like they are "looking at each other affectionately".
However, it was clear that the fat giant toad Tianyu was a little confused. It crouched beside Olivier, its ugly head twisting and turning, its large, fat tongue flicking past him, but it looked like it was completely at a loss. Although the scene looks very similar to the scene of a plasma monster horror movie, and Olivier could be swallowed at any time, in fact, the current state of this dream demon should be very embarrassing. It originally thought that it would be able to eat a full meal - the person in front of him slept so obscenely at first glance that his brain was full of filthy and white turbidity, usually this kind of guy full of desires, his spiritual aspect is simply full of holes, and when people are asleep, the soul realm is actually the most flawed - it should have been like this, but this dream demon has been invaded and tempted by countless spiritual powers, but it seems to have fallen into the deep sea, and there is no fluctuation at all.
At that moment, the dream demon felt like he was just facing it. He even began to wonder if this guy who slept so soundly in the corridor of dreams, and who must have been dreaming very lewdly, was really a living creature?
I want to be a first-class dream demon and a second-class non-limited, and the soul of the strong man who has swallowed is not ordinary, and I want to talk and laugh with the twelve heroes during the Qiming War, and I don't know where it is higher than the current group of young people who don't know whether to live or die...... But now, I actually have no way to take a disgusting handsome lewd man with blonde hair?
The Dream Demon was furious, but it didn't help. So, when it saw Lu Xi and his party appear in his line of sightβin fact, it was within the range of the senses, and the dream demon did not have the concept of five sensesβand suddenly let out an angry roar, and then it launched a spiritual shock to the people like a vent.
The manifestation of mental shock cannot be captured with the naked eye at all, and ordinary people, even if they have a keen senses, can only feel a trace of fluctuation in the air current, which is lighter than a light breeze. However, within Lu Xi's perception range, the spiritual attack of the toad's head was as clumsy as a dead fat house rushing at his own hammer.
"Weak chicken!" As soon as Lu Xi expressed this evaluation with his mouth, the wind just waved his hand lightly, and the spiritual impact flowed back on the spot, directly overwhelming the other party's existence information. In the next moment, the curious hunting animal, like a pleasure with a toad's head, did not even make a single scream disappear directly.
Uh, well, anyway, the dream demon is a creature that can't make a sound, and the so-called "scream" is of course just an illusion. In fact, when the other party disappeared, he didn't even make a sound, but Olivier, who was still sleeping vaguely and still had very mindful obscene dreams, was finally alarmed. He "whined" twice, then slowly opened his eyes and looked around in confusion, but because the dream corridor was a fog, it was difficult for his vision to capture any impactful picture information, so it was difficult for him to fully wake up for a while. He twisted his head again in confusion, put his hand into the nightgown on his body, and subconsciously scratched it twice, and at this time, his eyes finally made contact with Lu Xi and his party. Neither of them expected this to happen, so the three adults and one child kept their eyes on Olivier with wide eyes. For more than three seconds, everyone seemed to fall into an indescribable state of stiffness, not to mention who moved, but not even to move their eyes.
β¦β¦ We all know that this kind of subconscious action when you just get up is inevitable, which is related to people's usual living habits. However, lying under the covers and being besieged are completely different things. This is like saying that as long as you are a able-bodied man with normal needs, you will inevitably have to rely on your right hand and left hand to solve personal problems, but as long as you don't have any special sexual (meow) fetishes, you can't accept a large group of people watching you do this.
The scene was very embarrassing for a while, so embarrassing that everyone felt that if they spoke first or even looked away at this time, they must be the one who lost. So, after looking at each other for another half a minute, everyone actually coughed at the same time with a tacit understanding, Lu Xi took out the sepiolite pipe left by the teacher from the space bag and began to fill it with tobacco, Blizzle took out a lady's cigar roasted with spices, and Karin turned her head and began to coax her son to walk a few steps away at the same time.
Smoking in front of the child is extremely scummy, and its scumbag degree is second only to cheating during the wife's pregnancy and lactation, even if the smoker really can't hold it, please try to go as far as possible, be sure to leave a safe distance of more than 20 meters, and in a place where the child can't see...... However, at this time, Lu Xi and Hurricane really couldn't think of any more natural way. Anyway, they just took it in their mouths and didn't light it.
"Giggle, coo......" Little Airy made a cute voice and held out his hand to Lu Xi. To Lu Xi's relief, the kid wasn't interested in the disgusting and handsome lewd man, and to his sadness, the kid was obviously more interested in the pipe he was holding.
"Well, son, you'll have to wait until you become an adult, if you want it." Lu Xi said helplessly, and then looked at Olivier with a disgusted expression, and showed a smile like "Ah, the first time I woke up, it was actually Lu Xi, my friend, I am so moved", and angrily took out a full set of knight equipment with a shield, sword, armor and robes from the space bag, and threw it over.
"Put it on for me! I've seen that thing in your robe at least five times or more! What conditions dare to play naked sleep! β
"It's just because the conditions are not good that we have to sleep naked to promote development." He retorted in a voice that was not too powerful, and then touched a complete set of armor with emotion, and said as he changed: "Speaking of which, a spellcaster like Lu Xi actually brought a set of knight equipment with him, is it specially prepared for me?" Olivier was so impressed. β
"You think too much, it's just that the space bag on your body is quite large, and it is not a big problem to put a hundred people in a regular order for a few days." Lu Xi sneered: "In addition, this thing is a sample that I asked the craftsmen of the Future Chamber of Commerce to build, but the armor comes with a tactical guide. As long as a warrior has a little mental power and has studied the basic spell theory, he can automatically become a warrior with dual cultivation of magic and martial arts. As for the sword, it carries a guiding impactor, which can increase the destructive power of the slashing spike, and can also carry a certain magic effect. Although they are all red quality goods, even if you are asked to be cannon fodder, it is better than wearing nothing. β
Olivier is a very standard body type, so it fits quite well in this standard medium body armor. In addition, red is really not a big commodity, and in the world of ordinary people, it is enough for a mercenary with a little fame or a noble knight with territory to stay as an heirloom. Of course, if you are facing the battlefield of the Demon God, this level of equipment can indeed only make people die a second or two late.
"I'm going to find a good place in Norda to set up a workshop and mass-produce this kind of thing. Of course, if I can reach 100 sets a year, I will be very satisfied with the average level in green. A small number of fine goods were distributed as prizes to the guerrillas who had made meritorious contributions, and the rest were sold. Anyway, we're taking the high-end route. Lu Xi said.
"Some of them can also be detained and sent to your retainers and the private soldiers of the Sky Rose Legion, right?" Karin laughed.
"Of course...... What a private soldier! They are all national troops, and I am just an ordinary state civil servant who happened to be appointed as a commander! So you know that I have always been a follower of persimmon oil, and I have never thought of doing anything private. Karin, how can you tarnish people's innocence out of thin air? β
Little Airy clapped his hands happily and giggled happily.
"You can't even fool your son." The wind glanced at Lu Xi: "However, it's all this time, you still want to expand your business!" β
"It's said that I'm a capitalist, and now there are so many brothers who are pointing to me for food, if I hadn't taken precautions, I would have starved to death. I don't want to live a life when I can't even afford a bunny doll and have to pick up the cloth and sew it myself. Lu Xi said angrily.
"Woo-goo-......" Hurrry choked on speechlessness and was knocked down.
"So, let's talk about it. Why you? Lu Xi said.
"Well, why can't it be me? Well, I'm sleeping, why are I here? Olivier looked at his surroundings and seemed to realize that something was wrong: "This, where is this?" β
"The Corridor of Dreams." Lu Xi said: "Don't tell me you don't know. Your goddess Aphrodite and Belat Mea seem to be mortal enemies, and I don't believe you if you don't know them. β
"Well, uh, oh, oops, this is the Dream Corridor!" Olivier suddenly realized, and naturally switched to a frightened expression: "I, I'm obviously sleeping with three cute birds!" Why, why is it all of a sudden? β
"I can't stand it anymore." The wind sighed.
"Tut-tut......" Karin pouted.
"Giggles!" The cutie shifted her attention from Lu Xi's pipe to the disgusting and handsome monster.
"Well, the acting is not bad, but it is still deliberate. At this level, you can find the treatment of a backup protagonist in Neosfia's second- and third-tier troupes. Lu Xi said coldly: "But, you actually want to play in front of the dignified actress, Lord Lu Xi, and Neosfia's 'Legendary White Cat'?" Olivier, you're killing yourself! β
"Wait, what legendary white cat?" Wind Channel.
"I'm talking about you. Our "Cats" has been performed in Neosfia for a year now, and the attendance rate is still above 80% all year round, and everyone is full of praise. But people who watched the first scene always said that the current white cat, that is, your elementary school girl with unknown tendencies, played by Grizebela, is far inferior to you, but they can't find you. As a result, the first version of "Cats" has become an urban legend, and you are the so-called "legendary white cat". β
"Eh, I always feel a little sorry for others." Brushing Wind sighed silently, feeling guilty for a minute for his elementary school girl at the drama academy.
"Anyway, I'm really sleeping!" Olivier distinguished: "Well, maybe, maybe it's because Lu Xi's friend is in danger, and I feel this mysterious crisis in the depths of my soul. So, the Supreme Female Divine Throne guided my soul to Lu Xi's friend's side? Yes, that's the only explanation. Yes, it must be so! Woo woo, great goddess, I praise thee......"
If it weren't for the child watching, Lu Xi would have probably rubbed his foot on the other party's face before. However, little Airy probably really likes to watch Olivier play treasure, and he claps his hands and laughs very happily.
"Oh, cutie, I'm your Uncle Ollie, handsome and handsome Uncle Ol. In the future, if you want to learn music, and more importantly, how to get along with girls, come to you Uncle Ollie. Eh, hehe, it's so cute, when I see you, I can imagine Lu Xi's friends when I was a child. β
"Giggles!"
"This kid really has to be optimistic about it in the future. It feels so friendly, and he's not alert to anyone, and anyone who doesn't have four or six can take him away. Lu Xi said helplessly.
"Well, that's what I think too. However, the old fellows of the Privy Council all say that this is a dignified and elegant king's style! Anyway, the child's personality always becomes very fast, and it depends on how you explain it. Karin smiled and said, "As for His Highness Olivier......"
"Uh, Your Majesty, please." Facing the king of the biggest "enemy country" (on a secular level), Olivier, a member of the Nord royal family, finally regained some seriousness, and still remembered bowing slightly.
"I know a little bit about your life." She said with a smile: "On the surface, he is the third son of the Nord royal family, and he is sandwiched between two excellent brothers and a mascot-like sister, which looks very inconspicuous. However, you are in charge of all of Vegea's foreign intelligence services. My Ministers of the Interior have a lot to do with your good men, but they can't wait to stab you every day. β
"It's, it's all a rumor. Your Majesty. I've said it many times below, but it's just an ordinary traveling singer. β
"Really? But I remember you were still a Templar of the Aphrodite lineage, right? β
"Well, an ordinary Templar, there are at least eighteen hundred of them in the world."
"Well, then, my new Pope, Antony, when he was Cardinal in Theloxia, did not think very badly of you. Why would a high-ranking cardinal think so highly of an ordinary Templar? β
"Well, it must be because I won the Special Award for Newcomers at the Holy Spirit Concert in Cloudsdale ten years ago. To be honest, I really don't have any talent for swordsmanship, magic arts, military use, government affairs, etc., but I have a talent and love for music, but I will never lose to anyone. β
"Hmph, so be it." Karin smiled indifferently and didn't continue to ask.
Lu Xi looked at Olivier deeply, and saw that the other party seemed to be sweating a little, so he said slowly: "Anyway, you are a chattering guy, and you knew it when we met for the first time." At this point, though, you're an ally, right? β
"Oh, my dear little Lu Xi, what you say really makes me sad, when did I stop being an ally?"
"yes, but who told you to play stupid every time? Usually this kind of character, the possibility of the final villain is extremely great. Lu Xi sighed noncommittally, and then pointed in a direction in the mist: "Go over there, the last of our remaining companions should be there." In fact, everyone has guessed who it is. β
"Hmph." Karin snorted coldly, looking very unhappy.