Rushing!

Turn on the biggest faucet, squirt pure water to your heart's content, and rinse the paws underneath...... Oh no, it's the hands!

"Oh dear, it hurts my heart that you're doing this."

Dressed in a period color, like a woman at the junction of urban and rural areas, complaining coquettishly.

"Get out! Less disgusting people here! ”

Li Qingshan can't remember how long he has been washing, and he always feels that he can't wash it clean.

"Now that water is scarce, it's not right for you to waste it like this."

A coquettish woman instantly changed her identity and became an ambassador for the protection of ecological resources.

Li Qingshan looked at his hands, they were all washed white, and there was no blood left, so he turned off the faucet.

It is estimated that the nausea is born from the psyche, and has nothing to do with physiology, so it doesn't make much sense to wash it again......

Drying his hands, he looked back at the woman.

"Nyanton, I know you're a crossdresser, but can you dress normally? Also, even if you change your clothes, can you not change your psychology, is it interesting to be a woman in old clothes? ”

You are a thousand-faced human fox, not an intersex human fox, can you not get old and disgusting?

Nyandon smiled at him, not to mention how charming the smile was, not to mention the femininity, but also very seductive, but much more upscale than his dress.

"How can you be sure I'm not a woman?"

……

This is indeed a problem!

He never shows his true face, and his gender is male or female, as for his voice......

He can imitate all kinds of voices, and male and female voices are just a piece of cake!

To sum up, it is really difficult to determine whether he is male or female.

It's just that Li Qingshan would rather he be a man than a woman, and he doesn't have an accurate appearance all day long, if it's a woman, who will be affected?

"But don't forget, I touched your ass just now, if you were a woman, how disgusting could I be? Also, I really haven't seen any woman who can shout on the bus that she was poked in the...... Almost caused me to be beaten like a pervert! ”

Thinking of the experience just now, Li Qingshan was indescribably depressed, being rubbed with oil by this guy, it was just disgusting, and he was chased and beaten by an old man who didn't know the truth, where to reason!

You said that it was like this, how could you still jump out to be a flower messenger? Can't they take their reading glasses with them when they go out?

"Isn't it natural to beat you as a pervert? You were meant to be, and you weren't wronged...... It's a big loss, you have to know that other people's little butts have not been touched by other men! ”

Nyandon compared his finger to the orchid, he was coquettish, and his appearance was quite cute, but when he thought of his identity as neither a man nor a woman......

Vomit!

Where's the toilet?

"You're less disgusting, can you stop for a while? Is there something serious? If not, it quickly disappeared from my eyes. ”

Li Qingshan really couldn't stand his snorting appearance, it was too testing.

He is a normal person, and his heart is overwhelmed!

"It seems that you invited me here, and now that the matter is done, you want to drive people away, isn't it a bit unauthentic?"

Nyanton's speech was finally normal, but her voice was still female.

It doesn't seem to be authentic......

But who made you okay disgusting!

You can't blame me!

"It's not authentic for me to drive people out, and you can't be better than disgusting people, everyone is half a catty to eight taels, which is considered to be flat."

Hurry up and smooth this matter out, and then discuss it, maybe the two of them can fight.

Flattening is flattening, and Nyanton has no opinion, in his impression, someone is willing to flatten the number of times once, and it has always been not finished without taking advantage.

Seeing that he had no objections, Li Qingshan was still very surprised, usually this guy is not good, but he is not so easy to speak.

"Didn't you leave when you were done? Why are you still staying in Longhai now? ”

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon!

Plus this outfit that doesn't pay for the death of a thunderbolt......

What does he want?

"Originally, I bought all the tickets, but when I heard the news, I reluctantly refunded them...... You know, I hate running around more than being in one place for a long time. ”

Nyandon stayed not for nothing, but it was a little different from what someone imagined.

"What's the news?"

Li Qingshan's curiosity was aroused, what could make this guy stay?

"A very interesting news, it is said that the Yama Temple and Heaven have received the same order...... It's been more than 30 years, and this is the first time, so why do I have to stay and watch the fun? ”

Nyanton's smile was smiling, and it was like watching the excitement at first glance.

"Aren't they not taking the same order? How did you change the rules? ”

Li Qingshan also knows a lot about these two companies that specialize in collecting heads, and they have always been healthy competition, why did they suddenly get into trouble?

"Who says they've changed their rules? Someone placed a heavy order, and they just took it in a daze. ”

Nyandong told someone that even if these century-old stores are conscientious, there are times when they make mistakes negligently, so why don't they just take an order, which is a small meaning!

……

Could it be that the world is strange out of the dragon sea?

This kind of thing can also place a heavy order?

Is this a desire to kill or a suicide attempt?

"Which fool did this? With whom do you have such a great enmity, do you have to die together? ”

Li Qingshan knows very well that these two companies will not blame themselves for being stupid when they take heavy orders, and they will only blame the people who placed the orders for not having long eyes, which will provoke them.

Anyway, in the end, the receipt and shipment are all dead ends, who taught you to be stupid!

"I think you should ask first who is so lucky to be targeted by two families at the same time."

Nyanton smiled more pleasantly, but this time there was a clear hint of schadenfreude.

Can you be lucky to be targeted by these two at the same time? Bad luck is pretty much the same!

Who is so unlucky in Longhai? Luck is catching up with me......

Wait a minute!

This guy is smiling so badly, can't he ......

Li Qingshan pointed to his nose and asked Ni Anton.

"That lucky one can't be me, right?"

"Bingo!" Nyanton, snapping his fingers, "Congratulations, you've got it right!" What rewards do you want? ”

……

News!

Beep the dog!

No matter how bad things are rushing towards me, am I a bad luck big magnetic field?

Thief God!

Don't bring such a bully!

"Rewards? Will you pull your head off and kick me twice? ”

He's so miserable, this bastard is still in the mood to laugh, he didn't poke his chrysanthemum just now, it's a big mistake.

"That's not good, I still have to keep my head to watch the fun."

Without thinking about it, Nyandon refused his request.

Inhumanity!

When a good friend is in trouble, he just thinks about watching the excitement, what is the difference between him and animals?

"You stay in Longhai and don't leave, do you want to collect my body?"

Finally knew why he stayed, Li Qingshan felt deeply ashamed of making a bad friend by mistake, he knew that this was the case, it was better to sell him to Officer Wen, he would definitely be able to sell him for a good price......

At least a few kisses, right?

"Of course not, don't think so badly of mine, I stayed, mainly to marry you."

After Nyanton's finished speaking, he threw a wink at someone, disgusting, don't want it.

"I'm marrying you? You're not crazy, are you? ”

Li Qingshan clenched his fists and wanted to hit someone.

"Of course I'm not crazy! You know, I like to play all kinds of roles, but I haven't played a little widow yet, I don't have a life, I don't act like ...... What a great opportunity now, as long as I marry you, I will become a little widow in a few days, and I will have any experience. If the opportunity is rare, you will fulfill me, and you will do a good deed before you die. ”

In the end, Nyanton's eyes lit up, and he looked determined to win.

It's the first time Li Qingshan has heard that someone marries someone to be a widow, who dares to marry such a woman?

Besides, he's not a woman yet!

Should this be done?

Absolutely!

Li Qingshan punched and struck, but Ni Andong had already taken precautions, and actually dodged it, wearing shoes as high as the heel, and his movements were still fast and fast.

In this respect, he is quite like a woman......

Ping Pong!

The two of them were in the small bathroom, and they passed more than ten tricks in a short time.

Evenly divided!

It seems that there is no point in knowing that it is pointless to fight any longer, and the two of them stopped at the same time, but in the end this Poss is a little indecent.

Nyandong is a vertical word horse golden rooster independence!

Li Qingshan is a white crane with his arms stretched out!

How do you look like two two goods are nervous......

"If you don't agree, you won't agree, what are you going to do?"

Lowering his raised legs, Nyandon questioned someone.

Li Qingshan didn't put his arm down, but pointed at him.

"That's because I just thought of a very serious problem, in fact, you are a little widow is fake, and it is true to steal my property, right!"

……

To your size!

You poor man who robs everywhere, what property can people remember?

That's pretty much what I said......

"It's too small here, let's go out and fight!"

This time, Nianton wants to hit someone.

Just then a fat man walked in, and when he saw Nyanton, he quickly withdrew, looked carefully at the sign on the door, and walked back again, and questioned Nyanton.

"This is the men's bathroom, why did you get in?"

Nyandon pointed at someone.

"He pulled me in."

Friends, it's used to fight thunder at critical moments.

The fat man looked at someone, then at Nyanton, and finally at someone.

"I said buddy, you have a very strong taste, you want this kind of goods? Dozens at a time? It is not easy to move bricks to make money, save some money. ”

……

No way!

Cheap ~ people!

Bang bang!

As soon as the fat man finished expressing his opinion with his poisonous tongue, two fists hit him in unison, and according to his size, he was upgraded to a national treasure.

"Holy! You dare to beat me, I am tired...... Crooked ......"

The fat man just called twice, but before he could shake his majesty, he fell to the ground and could not get up again.

also blamed him for his bad luck, when he was in arrears, he happened to meet these two violent people who were not in a good mood, so he sprinkled all his evil fire on his fat body.

Call it a day!

Refreshed!

"Are you going out and fighting?"

Li Qingshan turned his arm twice and asked Ni Anton.

"If you don't fight, I'll leave you some strength, otherwise those two will come to the door, and you won't even have the strength to snort, what else do I have to watch?"

Nyanton's decision not to do it found a perfect reason.

"You just watch the excitement together, and don't want to do anything else?"

Li Qingshan originally wanted to ask him, good friend is in trouble, should you stretch out your hand? But the two had a fight just now, and now they are asking for help, which is too embarrassing, so they ask more tactfully.

"Good friend, your reminder is too timely, I will remember to bring melon seeds and peanuts when the time comes."

……

Melon seeds and peanuts......

Do you want to fry croton noodles or not!