Chapter 1514 Everyone has a wild monkey in their hearts
At first, I thought it was a daily drama of the Crystal Palace, then I thought it was a science fiction cyberpunk department, and then I found out that it was a campus comedy, but I didn't expect it to be a space opera star sea war drama, but in the end, I found that the special meow actually became a suspenseful thriller murder drama. Lu Xi felt that the amount of information he had received this day was simply much more than ever, and he was a little physically and mentally exhausted.
However, the more this happens, the more you need to overcome fatigue and finish your hands and tails. Lu Xi nodded, and then dragged Olivier's body into the bushes of the garden. I have to give a thumbs up to the little palm thunder laser gun, the sound is very small and the beam is not very bright, but it just cut a small penetrating wound directly on the head of the blonde stupid. The brain inside is probably burned. But on the outside, you can't see a very obvious injury, and even as long as you brush your hair off, you can block the wound.
"Alas, dude Olivier, don't blame me. I don't know why, but I always felt like I wanted to do that in the real world. If it weren't for the constraints of various laws, morals and emotions, it must have been done. Although I can't remember what our relationship is in the real world now, that's not the point. Lu Xi looked at Olivier's corpse, which still had a wrecked expression on his face, and bowed with his hands folded.
"So, what should I do with this thing?" Lu Xi thought seriously for a moment: "Using agricultural nanomachines, it can quickly decompose it and make it into all kinds of bacteria that will make the soil fertile, but this thing is still very expensive." Even if the logistics are already cosmic now, it will still take a little time. Or do you want to use the old way? ”
Lu Xi thought about it for a while, and felt that it was really pointless to chop him up with a firewood knife and decompose him, not that he couldn't do it, nor was it because he was tired, mainly because it was actually more useful to keep a complete corpse. So, he kicked over a robot cleaning on a garden path, disassembled the opponent's toolbox, and took out an alloy shovel from it.
"Gee, I think the last time I did this kind of work was on Arbor Day in middle school. It's been a long time...... Well? Heh, this is a mistake in memory, huh? The most important thing is that I now feel more and more blurred about these flashing fragments, and I am gradually believing that they are all my delusions. If it continues, the real and the unreal, but it will become more and more difficult to distinguish between them. Lu Xi sighed faintly, and soon dug a small hole in the soft earth, kicked Olivier's body into it, and then took some dead leaves and grass to cover it.
"Perfect!" He is so authentic about this kind of "destruction of corpses" scene that even domestic pet dogs can find.
"I must remind you, my lord, that you have just committed at least second-degree homicide, concealment of corpses, and destruction of evidence under the laws of the Community. According to the laws of the Alliance, there are also crimes such as murder of the royal family and deliberate terrorist attacks. The least severe result is also life imprisonment. Considering that the two countries signed extradition regulations and cross-border law enforcement cooperation agreements two decades ago, you can only survive now if you escape to the interior of the empire. ”
"Shut up, Siri Jarvis, if you're such a law-abiding terminal, call the police." Lu Xi clapped his palms and got up to leave.
"The automatic alarm system for personal terminals is a paid project and can only be installed free of charge by citizens who are minors and do not have full capacity for civil and criminal liability. If the owner is interested, he only needs to pay 499 per year to enjoy this high-quality and safe service. By the way, if you buy it for 10 years at a time, you will also receive the purple title of 'Police and People's Solidarity' awarded by the Ministry of Internal Security, which will be automatically hung after all your electronic resumes......"
"Isn't that the equivalent of framing a person for life? That idiot would pay for something like this? ”
"According to statistics, 8.6 percent of the citizens who have installed personal terminals have purchased this service."
"Well, it turns out that there are really tens of billions of fools in this universe." Lu Xi casually answered the other party's questions while bypassing the teaching area. He casually stopped a shared flying car and rode it with some clumsy movements, only to find that it was actually quite easy to operate. At least more than when I rode iron horses and phantom beasts...... Well, what are Iron Horses and Phantom Beasts? Where is the delusion?
"Huh...... In short, everything that follows is particularly subverting my three views, so we must take a deep breath and tell ourselves seriously that I am not going on a rampage. Anyway, either the world is crazy, or I'm crazy. Lu Xi tapped his chest lightly and felt some of his heart beating. He then crouched down, took the palm of his hand, and fired a shot at the engine of the car. The beam flashed, and the engine was not in trouble, but the on-board terminal next to it was destroyed.
"Little master, I must warn you. Your behavior has constituted the crime of theft and the crime of vandalism, and in addition, after the vehicle terminal is destroyed, the shared car will be automatically locked. Why can you unlock it so skillfully? ”
Lu Xi didn't answer, just tinkered with the engine twice, and then started it completely. The machine, which was somewhat similar to a wheelless motorcycle, carried him into the air like this. The rider pulled the knob of the faucet hard, and soon increased its speed to the maximum.
"Little master, I must warn you. Your actions have violated the Community Traffic Management Regulations, as well as the rules of the United Naval University. You will now face twelve charges. And the school council, which has always been unpleasant to you, has the best chance of expelling you completely and sending you to prison. ”
"Well, I'm listening." Lu Xi said casually.
The speeding locomotive seemed to bring up a gust of wind that broke through the air, and the sirens soon sounded behind him. They were three unmanned patrol boats, about the size of a flying car, all in a streamlined shuttle, painted in a sinister and unintimidating black livery, and flashing red and blue lights.
"The speeding car in front, please stop the engine and land immediately! Please land now! ”
"Well, that's a little bit of a space opera. Speeding, chasing, and...... The protagonist is always the one who wins. Lu Xi smiled happily, suddenly accelerated, and in an instant, he had already passed through the slits of the two floating advertising airships.
"Warning! Warn! Please stop the flying car in front of you and land immediately! ”
Even Siri's chatter Lu Xi couldn't listen to it, let alone the two black barracudas. He was flying so fast that the blue sky and the sea in front of him, the lights of buildings and ships seemed to blur a little in his eyes. The sound of the wind whistling in his ears stabbed his cheeks, but Lu Xi didn't feel that it was a pain. On the contrary, he is happy now, and this is also the most real time he has felt since he woke up today.
"This is the last warning! This is the last warning! ”
Lu Xi ignored them and sped up again, and the engine of the ordinary city-sharing flying car suddenly came with an overwhelmed sound. And this action also seems to be understood by the "barracudas" behind as some kind of provocation, and finally fired.
The concussion caused ripples in the air, forming a network of air waves, which roared towards Lu Xi. This is some kind of electromagnetic concussion weapon, which can destroy most of the mechanical and electronic equipment, and can also stun the target without hurting his life, and basically will not leave any sequelae, so it is naturally the standard equipment of the garrison and security forces.
If he was really caught up in that shock, Lu Xi would probably soon be deprived of consciousness and fall into a state of syncope. By the time he woke up, he would probably be in prison, facing countless accusations and a future in prison. Of course, there is also the possibility of the death penalty, but if you find a lawyer to coordinate it, you can still send it to a psychiatric hospital to have your forehead lobe removed, and then spend a comfortable life as a vegetative person.
“…… Tsk, this is a special cosmic era! Lu Xi pouted, and suddenly jumped down from the flying car. He spread his arms and fell straight to the ground hundreds of meters below. He felt the wind almost against his back. Then, after landing nearly 100 meters, he volleyed and turned around, and directly pounced on a speeding car passing by to him playing soy sauce.
It's clear that this rider is a literal biker. Wearing a-purple hair that may have been popular for thousands of years, Moxican wore a leather coat full of bits and pieces. He didn't even have time to get angry, so he looked at Lu Xi who fell behind him in a daze, opened his mouth in a slur, and then was pushed down by the latter.
"I'm sorry, but remember to pay attention to safety when racing in the future, and remember to wear a helmet." Lu Xi watched as the innocent little brother fell to the ground a hundred meters high. It was about to spread out a large pie on the ground, but it was suddenly carried up by an updraft on the ground, and it stayed in the air for a few seconds before falling softly to the ground.
"Well, that's a bit of a futuristic world." Lu Xi said that his guilt was finally relieved, so he said hello to the unlucky teammates with a smile, and then controlled the speeding car, and a U-turn was already far away, leaving only the rest of the young people in the team messy in the wind.
They're really messy. Although the costume to kill Matt is not mainstream and rides a speeding car with a loud stereo, they are all good boys, at least they have never seen this kind of scene of flying and robbing a car on the spot in reality.
"This, this...... Holy, what a spicy girl? A young man at the head spit out a sentence of emotion in an uncertain tone. He didn't know if it was time to keep catching up.
"Well, sir, she's wearing the uniform of the United Naval Academy! And it's a senior student, and with the rank of warrant officer. These are the elite of the elite, and once they graduate, they are at least from lieutenant. ”
"Oh? You really get the idea. ”
"Hey, I wanted to take the test back then. It's just ......" just off the list. Anyway, the real toiling masses have been encountering such sad stories.
Immediately afterwards, the number of "Barracudas", which had increased to six, whizzed past the convoy with police lights, and headed for the speeding car that had only a small police light left.
Young people, of course, know that something big is wrong.
"X's! If I don't keep up today, I'll regret it! Surely it is certain and affirmative! The goggles-wearing speeder boss snapped. A pair of my special meows finally found the joy of life, like a martyr's fanaticism.
The rest of the convoy of young men and even boys and girls also screamed "whooping", as if they were a flock of crows with a leader.
Lu Xi led the barracuda and the bikers around the small outer town outside, and three times passed through the bridge hole of the light rail elevation, causing the passengers in the rail train to either cheer loudly or scream loudly. Soon, there was a large group of reporters flying the format aircraft and a large number of whining camera drones behind him.
We all know that scavengers such as crows, vultures, hyenas, and others are actually herd, and once they find their targets, their populations will gather more and more. As a result, in addition to the media, the number of bikers from all walks of life has also reached hundreds.
In addition, the number of "Barracuda" has also reached twelve, as well as a police manned airship. This thing is a low-end version of serious military equipment, equipped with weapons that can instantly tear down a block and kill Lu Xi, a supposedly talented psionic, a hundred times. The reason why he didn't fire was probably because so far, Lu Xi had only violated traffic sabotage duties and snatched a speeding car or something, and he hadn't caused much damage. With so many media outlets, it's not easy for the police to shoot themselves dead on the spot.
"In other words, Olivier's body hasn't been found yet? You scum are so slow! However, there are so many audiences, so it's okay. Lu Xidi said to himself. Then, as soon as he put the front of the car, he went straight to the harbor on the other side of the military academy. The target was the cruiser Makarov.
A light curtain of news has appeared in my sight, probably opened directly by the terminal. The picture played above is that he is racing in the air, but unfortunately he can't always shoot the front.
"According to the reporters we visited, it has been determined that this crazy drag racer is a student at the United Naval Academy, Warrant Officer Lucy Berencaster. It is understood that he is not only the president of the student union, but also the winner of the Blue Star Award and the two Galaxy Awards, and is a leader in the United Naval Academy, where elites gather. Why would such a future pillar of the country embark on such a dead end? What kind of sad stories and mental journeys are behind him, and what secrets are hidden? Please lock in the surging news channel of Arcturus TV, I am the host Wang Moule......"
Lu Xi thought about it for a while, deliberately slowed down a little, turned around and exposed his face to the drone behind him, compared an obvious middle finger, and such a scene was immediately broadcast to the whole universe. Sure enough, the feeling of abandoning all restraints and completely letting go of oneself is so refreshing! Sure enough, everyone has a lawless wild monkey in their minds.
“…… So, the next step is to drive a battleship to Yinxin to pee. Lu Xi muttered to himself, and then, in the next second, a picture suddenly popped up in the field of vision of his personal terminal. On the screen, Tifario, who was so strong and burly that he didn't look like an elf at all, had a gloomy face and stared at Lu Xi viciously.
"Boy, what the hell are you doing?"
"Yo, Dad, long time no see." Lu Xi paused, and then smiled.