"Smack, smack"

The three generations of old men took the eggs that were thrown over casually, and put them in his pocket at will, as the head of a village, the current Hokage, naturally can't be hit by this kind of attack, and the one who threw the egg is still a three-year-old hairy child.

"Why are you giving me two eggs every time?" Looking at the child in front of him who was washing the clay on his hands, he was no longer surprised by the child's ability to channel things out of thin air.

Do you want me to say that I want you to get out? The child thought so in his heart, and said with a smile on his face, "Of course, let the old man make up for your body."

As an old man, but still insists on peeking at the women's bathhouse with a crystal ball, the three generations of old men do give people a feeling of weakness, coupled with the sound of lack of qi, it is reasonable to send two eggs to make up for it.

"This is this month's pocket money" The three generations took out a few pieces of paper and put them on the small table next to them, this table is also a child's psychic, not only that, beds, potted plants, chairs, mirrors, sofas, alarm clocks hanging on the wall, a small fish tank without fish, and a birdcage without birds.

At first, I thought that I had awakened a special psychic and wanted to focus on cultivating, but then I really couldn't think of where to cultivate and gave up, and this ability was too difficult to start.

Three generations are also considered well-informed, and there are eighty who have not seen a hundred or eighty in spiritism, and the attacks can be psychic bugs, bees, toads, mosquitoes, and the like, even the Rashomon of psychic objects has a strong defense.

But what about the other party, the furniture in the house is okay, barbecue, bread, pies, buns, apples, soup, what the hell are these things, this is also spiritism?

A ball of dirt, a handful of sand, stones, coals, sticks, leaves, it's okay, but wool and rotten cobwebs are also psychic?

Wooden boards, broken glass, ropes, nails, needles, paper, threads, the most offensive is actually bricks, and the highest defense is a pot, what is the use of this spiritism? When the three generations went back, they plucked out several beards, but they couldn't figure out where they could use them.

"Thank you, old man" After Naruto washed his hands, he picked up the money and stuffed it directly into the fish tank, there were no fish anyway, and then he poured the water as a piggy bank, which was quite easy to use, and there were already some savings in it.

As can be seen from the above, Naruto Uzumaki, the male protagonist of the Hokage, has now been replaced, and the time has been replaced, and it is very thorough.

Xu Xian, with more than three words, the third in the family, a brother and a sister, born before family planning, and then suddenly became pregnant with the third child, Xu's father gave the nickname Sanduo, and later came to see the Three Kingdoms fascinated, and he just let his son have words, Xu Xian's name is also from reading novels, not to mention that when he was born, he saw the white snake outside the door, and there was fate.

Later, I saw Xu Sanduo in the TV series, and let his son be a soldier, but his wish was disappointed because he drank and rode a motorcycle before the physical examination and injured his son, and was punished by Xu's mother for three months of kneeling on the threshold.

Xu Xian, who has experienced several twists and turns, is afraid that his father will toss it again and eat jujube pills by himself, move out of the house and become a pseudo-house, play games to see the buildings built by the big guy and be amazed, and make a grand wish to build a wonder.

I didn't know that after three days and three nights of failure, I successfully crossed with sudden death.

After being born, I wanted to see who the parents were, but I didn't know if the baby's brain didn't grow well, or the eyes didn't grow well, or if there was a problem with the nerves, anyway, I couldn't hear or see clearly.

I could only see a small piece in front of me, still a black and white full mosaic, and I vaguely saw that I was being held, and then I was faint after a whirlwind.

After a few months of physical development to be able to hear and see, he knew that he had crossed into the prince's body, and he was forced to start self-reliance when he was more than a year old.

At the age of two, I couldn't stand the hunger and wanted to eat bread.,After summoning a slice of bread, I found that it had a plug-in.,The game that killed me violently at the beginning is called Build the World.。

Build the world is a sandbox game, similar to minecraft and Terraria, you can control a group of dwarves to build, mine, fish, cut trees, etc., the higher the level, the more dwarves, up to level 20, your own hanging is the game store and warehouse, and there is a small space, the store can buy various materials, warehouse storage, but the things in the world of Naruto can't be put in, and the small space can't be entered, so you can only throw some things in the game, such as leftover vegetable leaves from barbecue, bowls left over from tea, and other things that come out of the game.

There are six categories in the store, but advanced processing and weapons may be damaged through the crossing, and they are basically useless, and occasionally two items will pop up, and then disappear quickly, Xu Xian has already bought some.

Gold coins are needed to buy items, but the largest one is still on the purchased items, and the other prices are normal, only the dirt -1000 dirt × 10, buy ten dirt and earn 1000 gold coins, and the data modified in order to buy a brick wall to build a wonder can still be brought over, which is also magical.

I thought that I could live a life where I couldn't defeat the enemy and bury him with bricks, but it turned out that summoning required the consumption of mana, although it was not a lot, but the blow of the dream of infinite bricks was still too great.

Mana is the energy of the game's use of magic, the upper limit increases with the level, the value is the square of the level plus 5, the highest level is 20, the game is the experience upgrade, but Xu Xian found that in the Hokage world, it may be by age.

The mana returns a little in three minutes, and there are only two magic spells at the current level three, one teleportation magic, one lighting magic, lighting is to summon a ball of light, illuminate the surroundings, the range is not large, but the casting range is within the field of vision, that is, a radius of five meters around Xu Xian, and as long as you walk through, you can always use it.

Teleportation magic,Summons a portal,Duration of four minutes,Each pass consumes three seconds of duration,The casting range is the same as lighting magic,But it takes three seconds of formation time,That is to say, a portal will appear after three seconds in the designated place,And this comic skill and lighting magic shine like the same light,As long as you are not blind, you can basically see it。

The teleportation process will take about two seconds, adding up to five seconds, if it is used to fight Payne Heavenly Dao, it is still very interesting to think about, it is basically impossible to use it for sneak attacks and fights, and it is still very good to use it for running.

These two spells belong to novice magic, and they are given away for free, and other magic needs to be obtained by cutting down trees through mining, but you can't see the technology tree at all, and you can't enter the small space to mine, and you haven't seen a dwarf yet.

"Naruto, usually try to go out for a walk, don't always be bored at home" The faces of the three generations of old men were full of kindness, but their hearts were full of wonders, Mizumon, the fastest man in the whole ninja world, Kushina, the most lively woman in all Konoha, the two of them were able to give birth to a child who didn't even leave the door for two months, how is this inherited?

What am I going out to do to get the 'friendly' eyes of passers-by? I might as well play in the mud at home.

"Okay, old man," Naruto still grinned, but he didn't know in his heart.

"Then I'm leaving"

"Goodbye, old man," Naruto said he wanted to be polite, even if he wanted to kick him away quickly.

Looking at the watch on the wall, it was past five o'clock, Naruto decided to play in the mud for another hour, and then go out after eating and going out after dark, after all, the old man had already come to talk three times, and if he didn't go out, he wouldn't give face.

It's not because I watched the Hokage before, but because I've been playing with mud recently, so he comes over, and he has to wash his hands every time to receive him, which is too troublesome.

Ever since he went out two months ago and received a lot of attention, Naruto had decided to have as little contact with them as possible, these people were more powerful than keyboard warriors, not only talking, but also pointing and pointing at their hands, annoying.

At first, I planned to stay at home for ten or eight years before going out, no matter how powerful your rumors are, you can still talk about it for a few years, and you still remember who I am if you haven't seen me for ten years?

I went home and thought about it for two days, and thought of a way to behave like a child to reassure the three generations and make myself comfortable.

Konoha aspect,It's normal for a three-year-old child to play with mud.,Pinching out something belongs to a child's imagination.,I'll pinch a Bismarck out.,That is, a person with cat ears.,If you're not afraid of being suspected.,You can pinch a juvenile version of the nine-tailed beast.,Although the house is a little home.,The last big snake pill with such a house also defected.,But it's none of my business.。

There is no pressure in my heart, a single otaku in the 21st century, what's wrong with pinching two figures, pinching his wife and not breaking the law, pinching three or five hundred, all of them are my wives.

The imagination is very full, and the reality is very steely.

After playing at home for two months, now the cross is more beautiful than the one on the grave, and it is still a long way from the Valkyrie Judas.

If you pinch someone, you can see that it's a person, and you can't tell the difference between a man and a woman, not only the face, but also the chest.

"Hey" sighed, and destroyed the Veneto version of Fuso in his hand, feeling better than yesterday's pinching, but still can't see people.

"It's so obsessed with making people forget time," Naruto sighed, and Naruto casually took out two slices of bread and sandwiched a roast in the middle, the roast meat was bigger than the bread slices, and it looked very funny.

After eating, take out a cup of tea and rinse your mouth, throw the remaining garbage into a small space, put on a coat and prepare to go out, after eight o'clock in the evening, there should be no one on the street.