Chapter 247: When the hell did you divorce your wife
"Quick, help me catch a few, I want to raise them!" Quaresma shouted excitedly at the staff who were trying to keep the mole away.
Hamsters can be raised, moles are also rats, why can't they be raised!
Take such a cute little thing home, and the next time a girl comes to her house, she must not be cute by the little mole, and then she can do whatever she wants?
It's beautiful to think about!
However, before Quaresma could think deeply, he was poured cold water.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Quaresma, I'm afraid your wish will not be fulfilled, according to the law, we can't directly catch wild animals to raise, which will make you prosecute!" The staff told Quaresma in a serious way.
hat?
Can't raise?
Looking at the situation, the moles have been flooded and are about to become a disaster, and it is impossible to catch them, is this law protecting people or animals?
However, Quaresma didn't think that the staff was okay to scare him by joking with him, so he could only regretfully give up the idea.
It's like a big whack-a-mole game in front of me, and one comes out of here, and before the staff can rush over, they drill back, and then drill out from that side, maybe these moles are still having a good time!
Quaresma watched this great show of driving moles at the training base with such great interest, and finally under the guidance of the professional personnel hired urgently, the staff finally caught all the moles and sent them to the wild, and they were almost paralyzed from exhaustion.
However, it will take time to restore the turf in the future, and Quaresma reckons that tomorrow's training session will not be a factor.
After returning home to train on her own, and after a few hours of training according to her own amount, Quaresma simply went to the school to find Emma.
That's right, Emma is the girl who is free and easy and sleeps until she takes off her bra in class.
However, when he walked into the familiar classroom, Quaresma did not see the girl, and even the entire classroom was empty.
Isn't this classroom a course on the principles of economics at this time?
Originally wanted to carry out a surprise attack, but it failed, and Quaresma could only pull out the phone and call Emma.
"Beauty, I'm in your classroom, but why aren't you in class today?" Quaresma's tone was a little confused.
Emma giggled on the other end of the phone, laughed for a long time, and then opened her mouth to explain to Quaresma: "Our Professor Gina has taken a leave of absence, and it is said that she has recently fallen into love and is busy with her girlfriend Lang, who is many years younger than him, and has a second spring, and she has no heart to teach us a lesson!" ”
Quaresma was not good in an instant!
Nima, it's a small law!
It must be Xiaofa who won the female professor!
I'll it!
You can really kneel down for Xiaofa, looking at the age of the female professor, she can't get older than Xiaofa's mother, I really don't know why his taste is so heavy!
If Xiaofa and the female professor really come together, it won't be a few years before Xiaofa will accompany the female professor to join the ranks of square dances, and I can't bear to look at the picture directly.
"Let's go eat!" Quaresma decided not to continue to think too much about the subject, so she hurried to ask Emma out.
Although the girl is also called Emma, and the heroine of the "Harry Potter" series of movies has the same name, she is no worse than the female star Emma, especially the big temperament, which is what attracts Quaresma the most.
Emma is not pretentious in front of Quaresma, or in front of everyone, and is completely different from those bewitching sluts, very real.
It's like now, sitting in the restaurant, Emma eats happily in the face of her favorite pork chop, and she doesn't have the appearance of a lady's little jasper, although it is not so elegant, but it has a different charm.
Quaresma was about to be in a daze, his eyes were straight and his desire to attack was very strong.
Emma looked up and saw Quaresma like this, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
"Am I eating indecently?" Emma smiled sheepishly.
Quaresma was stunned for a moment, and quickly shook his head, "No, no, it's good, you eat yours, I'm just watching pork chops!" ”
After saying that, Quaresma himself couldn't help but laugh.
Emma rolled her cute eyes, isn't she as attractive as a pork chop?
A couple at the table next to them couldn't hold back their laughter, they could already see that Quaresma was completely single by strength.
Lunch was a pleasant meal, and when he walked out of the restaurant, Quaresma didn't expect that Emma would want to play tricks on herself.
"I'll go out to dinner with you, does your wife know?" Emma raised her head and asked loudly, "When the hell did you divorce her and then stay with me?" ”
Quaresma's whole person was confused, are you having a split personality or what?
How can I have any wives?
What are you talking about?
But when Quaresma saw the curious and disdainful expressions of the passers-by next to him, Quaresma understood that it was clearly Emma playing tricks on herself.
Can't help but want to laugh, you're so funny!
Then you have to cooperate!
So Quaresma pretended to be impatient and said to Emma, "Do you really think I have feelings for you? You're just having fun, aren't you a little too naïve? ”
As soon as this sentence came out, Emma's acting skills exploded, and she burst into tears, and that pitiful look made Quaresma almost at a loss.
"Scumbag!"
Passers-by couldn't help but start swearing.
Quaresma winked at Emma, "That's pretty much it, don't make a fuss and won't be able to get off the stage for a while!" ”
But before Emma could finish his work, a young man suddenly rushed not far away, glared at Quaresma with a look of righteous indignation, and then immediately turned to Emma.
"A scumbag like him doesn't deserve to be with you, otherwise you can go with me, I will definitely not disappoint you!"
Quaresma almost didn't squirt a mouthful of water, what the hell is going on with you?
Emma was also so stunned that she even forgot to continue acting.
We're joking, aren't you a little into the play?
Besides, with the freckles on your face, even if I leave the scumbag, I don't want to be with you......
Then, under the heartbroken gaze of the freckled boy, Quaresma and Emma walked away with their arms around them.
"You're so naughty!" Quaresma couldn't help but scratch Emma's little nose.
Emma stuck out her tongue, she really didn't expect such a strange guy, but it's interesting, isn't it?
"I almost got into the play just now, you really look like a scumbag!"
Quaresma smiled, but didn't speak.
Am I a scumbag?
I don't know!