Chapter 0188: Turmoil Before the Exam
There are actually many people who do this by holding live broadcasts and forums before the exam.
But all those so-called specialists.
It is relatively rare for a student like Yang Zheng who has not taken the college entrance examination to open this type of live broadcast without any qualifications.
This matter, in fact, has also caused heated discussions.
The hot search topic on the Internet is that the online anchor opens the topic of the college entrance examination.
There was a lot of discussion.
Netizen 1, if you meet the breeze: the network anchor, actually talked about the college entrance examination. Have you ever experienced the college entrance examination? What qualifications do you have to point fingers.
Netizen 2, Nine Thousand Ruoyu: The comrade upstairs is a little embarrassing. In fact, a little bit of quality is needed to discuss it on the Internet. Why is there no qualification, is it the topic of the college entrance examination, do you still need to take a qualification certificate?
Netizen 3, its quack quack: I think what I said upstairs is very right, the topic of the college entrance examination, in fact, everyone should be able to discuss. But the network anchor seems to be out of touch with this topic.
Netizen N: Chu Yuhang Hao Shuai: Actually, online anchors don't mean they don't have culture, do they? A certain anchor is a famous architect who graduated from college!
Netizen n+1: Architect, wasn't it banned? That's what you call being literate.
Netizen n+2: Siberian customs, brotherhood culture and quality are two different things. Don't you know that culture and quality are different?
Culture and quality are actually two different concepts.
Culture is culture, and quality is quality.
Educated people may not be qualified, and qualified people may not be educated.
But that's even more important!
In fact, quality is more important.
But in today's era, quality can't make money, and many people have abandoned quality.
There is a debate about quality and culture.
Netizen 2n+1, in fact, I am Dashuaibi: I really don't know why you are arguing because of quality and culture, and the most important thing is that this is the topic of the anchor's college entrance examination. I don't think there's anything? Anyone can start a conversation!
Netizen 2n+3, that's right, I'm a stinky monk: Actually, anyone can start a topic, right? It's just that the anchor is famous, so it's popular. I don't think there's anything to discuss, do I?
Netizen 2N+5, have you ever worked hard for a person: anyone can initiate a topic, and there is nothing in the live broadcast. The anchor started live streaming and talked to everyone about what's wrong? I don't know why so many people laugh at the anchor.
Netizen 2N+7, you have a problem: what are you discussing all this? How to enter the content of the anchor's live broadcast will be known if you don't know. What's there to argue about, I hate you keyboard warriors the most. I didn't know what was going on, so I was arguing with rhythm there.
This netizen's words are very right.
Nowadays, netizens seem to have little time for everyone, and watching the news is also in a hurry.
Even the specific content began to comment without reading it clearly.
I have to say that this is also a mess.
Everyone seems to be busy every day, but where is the time spent.
Why do you come and go in a hurry?
Why can't you speak out after understanding something deeply?
"I'm starting this live broadcast now, in fact, to chat with you, about your college entrance examination, or my views on the college entrance examination, I didn't expect anyone to discuss me again."
Yang Zheng also saw someone in the live broadcast room saying that he was on the hot search again.
"I may be a hot search physique! We don't care what is said on Weibo? Now let's talk about the college entrance examination. Your college entrance examination, and my opinion on the college entrance examination. ”
"Of course, some students who are about to take the college entrance examination in the third year of high school are also welcome to come to me for consultation about their growing pains or topics, and I can do some of them.
However, because I have limited time, I can only draw lucky viewers. Then answer. ”
The live broadcast room is 6666.
Many people are beginning to reminisce about their youth, their previous college entrance examinations and some interesting things.
"Recalling my junior year of high school, I fell in love with a school flower, which was about to end, and I didn't have a timetable. Someone gave me an idea.
Draw a bunch of little stars on the slip of paper, and the words composed of small stars are exactly I love you.
As a result, my beloved girl wrote with a pen and wrote it to kill you.
It's embarrassing! ”
"I also shared an interesting story during the college entrance examination.
At that time, I was living in a high school dormitory.
In the week before the college entrance examination, everyone is starting to relax!
Some go to the temple to pray for blessings, some go to release animals, some go to fish, and some go to barbecue. Some go to the movies.
I didn't go out that day when I had a cold, and I stayed alone in my dorm.
I watched the movie for a while, and then there was no one, so I thought about Meimei's masturbation.
But the result ......"
"As a result, the roommate came back."
"It turned out to be discovered by the dormitory manager."
"As a result, the teacher came to the dormitory to check on the dormitory and found you."
“……”
"No, it's more embarrassing than that."
The netizen continued to say in the live broadcast room.
"I thought we were alone in the dorm, so I had a few orgasms myself and then went back to sleep. Then just move on to the movie.
When it was time to eat at noon, I realized that there was still one person in our dormitory who had not left. ”
The most desperate thing in this world is not that he is being found in LG, but that there is a roommate in the dormitory who has not left.
"Hahaha!"
"Poofha......"
"It's funny! …….”
“66666666”
“66666666”
“66666666”
The barrage is full of six-six-six sounds, and a lot of interesting and interesting things happened when I was a student.
These will be beautiful and interesting things for a person to come.
"Anchor, tell me if there's anything interesting about you."
"Well, there are actually still some, and there are many more."
Yang Zheng said with a smile.
"There are at least two things that I remember very well."
"Oh. Then tell me what it is, which makes you remember. ”
"Yes! Streamers tell us about your experience and let's hear about it. ”
"Uh-huh! I'm curious, what do I remember about the anchor. ”
"Yes! If you say it now, it will be something that you will be very happy and yearn for in the future. ”
"That's right! It will be interesting to think about it in the future! ”
"Uh-huh! In that case, let me share one thing with you! ”
Yang Zheng said with a smile.
"At that time, I was still a freshman in high school, and my academic performance was not very good. I was the one with the lowest presence in the class. ”
"What is the lowest sense of presence. Actually, you may meet such classmates.
Do you have any impressions of students who are average in your class, who usually have no special skills, who are very low-key in class, and who are not very good at sports?"
"Nope."
"Well, no."
"Yes, it's Lu Xiaobu."
"Mmmm, it's Lu Xiaobu?"
"Yes, yes, it's Lu Xiaobu."
A lot of people are starting to talk about it.
This is actually a fact, there are actually such people in every class, and the sense of presence is very low, and it is not very impressive for you. I don't know, who is he?
In the famous comedy TV, Hu Yifei was rumored to have died among his classmates, and a funeral was held to clear up the rumors.
Hu Yifei's classmates came a lot, but Lu Ziqiao turned out to be Hu Yifei's classmates.
At that time, Lu Ziqiao's rhetoric was, do you have that kind of medium grades in your class, and your sense of presence is very low. Classmates who don't have any special skills. Now I'm him.
"Brothers, you're right, I'm actually the student you said had a low sense of existence.
But I usually listen to the lectures carefully.
I'm talking about a sleeping buddy.
This buddy who sleeps in class is usual, and he may be a little intemperate.
So when I go to class, I always sleep.
One day, the teacher wrote a blackboard math problem on the blackboard.
I still remember vividly that it was a question of solid geometry. The teacher drew for a long time before he could draw the figure so three-dimensionally.
And then what! The teacher has just prepared a lecture topic.
The classmate's tablemate woke him up and told him that the veteran told him to wipe the blackboard.
So the classmate walked up.
At that time, everyone was stunned.
There was silence in the class, and everyone didn't know why this was happening. They were all stunned.
I don't know what this brother is going to do,
Whether to get up and go to the bathroom, or to play.
I saw him walk up to the podium.
Everyone wondered if he was going to answer the question. Even the teachers were a little surprised.
Then the classmate calmly erased all the contents of the blackboard.
The entire classroom was silent. At that time, everyone was blindfolded.
Then the classmate finished wiping the blackboard and went back to sleep. ”
"Poofha......"
"There really is such a thing."
"It seems that everyone's youth is similar! Where have I ever seen something like this. ”
"Uh-huh! It's really interesting! ”
“6666666”
“6666666”
“6666666”
Yang Zheng's live broadcast room had a warm atmosphere, and the number of people soon exceeded 200,000.
For example, if the anchor does not broadcast the game live, many people instinctively avoid it.
I feel like a fan meeting or something, it's not interesting.
Indeed it is. A fan meeting is an event that requires autographs or something else.
It's not interesting for everyone to look at nature.
Many people are there at the scene, and it is really boring not to watch the live video of the anchor on the spot.
A lot of people think so at first.
Later, as many people began to chat with the anchor, they gradually understood.
Things don't seem to be what everyone imagined.
The streamer didn't hold any fan meeting.
Instead, he talked about the recent hot topic of the college entrance examination.
Chat with everyone and then share what's trending.
The atmosphere seems to be very warm.
Many people entered the live broadcast room in order to join in the fun, and then began to hear the communication between Yang Zheng and everyone.
I also saw a lot of interesting clips.
"When you were in school, did your classmates have any interesting names? The teachers in class don't dare to name names! The barrage message brushed up. ”
"Yes! There are a lot of problems with this name. When I used to go to school, there was a student in our class, whose surname was Qin, and his single name was a longevity character. ”
"Qin Shou ......"
"Poofha, that's interesting. Beast. ”
"Beasts."
“……”
"Yes! It was embarrassing that our teacher didn't really mention his name very much. And the most important thing is that this guy's grades are still good thieves.
So we have more than 60 people in a class, and more than 50 people are not as good as Qin Shou (beasts). ”
"Not as good as ...... beasts"
"Hahaha. There is such an operation. Amazing indeed. Amazing! ”
"Yes, isn't it shocking. That's it. It's amazing. ”
"Hahaha....so funny."
"It's funny! It's not as good as a beast... Puff ha"
"I can laugh for a year."
"I also share one, a former student in our class was called Song Zhong."
"Actually, this name is a good name, there is nothing to write out, and it is not very good to read.
Loyalty, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness are originally the excellent traditional virtues of our Chinese nation.
But the combination of his surname and this loyalty, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness is not very good. ”
"Mm-hmm, it shouldn't be called one."
"How should that be called ......?"
"It should be called Song Yixue!"
"Song Five Kill!"
"Song Rentou."
"Song Mutou."
"Ahem, Song Shuhang......"
"Hurry up, where is Senior Bai."
Everyone began to talk about this hit. The building was crooked very quickly.
Everyone quickly talked about the eyes of saints, the greatness of motherly love, and so on.
"Ahem, let's bounce back to this topic."
When it comes to Song Shuhang, a neurotic patient, Yang Zheng will think of Lu Shu, who scares people every day.
Their system, or plug-ins, are very good. Towards the pinnacle of life.
But he still seems to be so low-key.
In fact, he is already very powerful, but he has not experienced the fun of pretending to be slapped in the face.
"And now! In fact, there was a person in our class, and the teacher basically didn't dare to call it. That is, it was called twice. ”
"Well, what's it!?"
"That's right, there is a classmate in our class named Xia Jiao."
"Poof!"
"Is there really such a name?"
“66666666”
“6666666”
“6666666”
Is the anchor a lie?
"No, it's true, of course it's not a lie."
Yang Zheng took out his report card.
Then the search for the name of the summer class began.
Xia class is in the forefront. This is the class transcript for the last exam.
Yang Zheng took it out.
"Summer class, Chinese 113, Mathematics 128, English 132, Science Comprehensive 212, total score: 585
I'll go to anchor your class! ”
"Yes! The ordinary class actually has a high score and ranks sixth. I'm curious to see your top few. ”
Yang Zheng was helpless.
Start shining the transcript on top of the projection.
Then many people began to look for Yang Zheng's name.
"Hey, why didn't the anchor find you!"
"Yes! There's no name on the back. ”
"Didn't you have an exam?"
Many people are actually subconscious, and the results of online anchors are not good.
If you play the game so well, will the results be good?
"Brother, you should actually be looking down from above. Didn't you find it? ”
"Look down from above, no!"
"That's right! Nope! ”
"Take a closer look at the first one."
"The first."
"Name: Yang Zheng, Chinese 137, Mathematics 150, English 149, Science Comprehensive 297, Total Score: 733."
"Well, that's too high! The top students in the college entrance examination are almost there......"
"Shocked!"
It is estimated that there are many more title parties appearing.